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 "eBay
- Cyberian Noodles!!" uhh. i dont get it..   |
| "Molecular
Expressions Photo Gallery: The Beer Collection"
wierd.. Beer in technicolor~.. |
| "AccessArizona
- Man kills self in woodchipper" bhahahahah.. k.
guy wants to kill his girlfriend and himself.. kind of a murder suicide
style stuff.. so he decides to use a Wood Chipper.. ya.. it wouldn't
have been my first choice either.. anyway. he screws up, and kills himself...
but his girlfriend survives... hehe.. Also, read about it here
on ABCNews..
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| "ZDNet
- XtremMac: Too cool to be true?" you know.. until
they get the Base OS working right, so that it doesnt suck, and so it
can take FULL advantage of all the cool hardware Macs have, every Mac
is going to suck.... |
| "Cool
Cases - Dog" Holy shizznutz~.. these are some of
the neatest cases on the face of the planet.. make sure you check out
these ones too.. Cat,
Pharoah... Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "Family
Circus - Softporn" hehhehehe.. if only The Family
Circus was like this.. i would read it everyday.. Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "Wired
- Napster Cloner Seeks Job" God.. someone kill all
these "Wanna be distributed Software swapping" m0's.. their
bogging down the internet.. BRING ON THE FREENET~ Sent in by: Rora
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| "SanFran
Examiner - Fearful police Capture Teddybear" hehah,
get this.. k. in San Fran, they've had a bunch of bear sightings.. so.
obviously some kids decided to take advantage of this.. and "plant"
a stuff teddy bear in a neighbours garden.. to make it even better,
is that the cops didn't figure out that it was stuffed until hours after
they showed up, and tried to "Wake it up" hheeh..
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| "Chicks-Dig-Unix
- Ascii Pr0n" alright the day that this kinda stuff
gets me h0ff, is the day i end my own life..
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| "Britney
Spears guide to Semiconuductor Physics" BHWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| "PILF
- Will Torture animals for food" hehehe..
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| "MSNBC
- Netscape Flaw displays hard drive" NETSCAPE SUCKS!
NEVER USE IT. LYNX IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE~!@~$ Sent in by: quj
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| "The
No No Site" hah, this site rules.. they teach you
howto steal, howto make a bong, and howto grow pot.. hahahah.. this
rux~ Sent in by: Toooool
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| "ZOMBO.COM"
Uhm.. i still dont get it... Sent in by: Loki
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| "RedMeat
- Hearing birds" uh.. i dont get it...... Sent in by: AndOne
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| "Miss
Muffy Episode 1" OMG THIS SHIZZ RUX~! best flash
i've seen in ages..
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| "The
Nando Times - Military Testing Battlefield Computer"
mmm Cyborg warriors... hook me up~
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| "DETNews
- Aging Lothario seeks a woman" alright this is
the laziest old man on the face of the planet... whenever he wants anything,
he paints it on a sign, and sticks it on his lawn, and lets everyone
come to him.. so now he wants a girly, so he's got a new sign.. bleh..
gay..
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| "C|net
- AT&T vows no censorship on new network" blah
blah blah.. at&t sucks.. blah blah blah..
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| "CNN
- A dictionary not for 'Screenagers'" BHAWHAHAHAHAHA
look at what they added to the Oxford Dictionary.. its worth the read~ Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Formen.ign
- The Legend of Speedy" hehe, i doubt this is true..
but it sure is a funny read :). Sent in by: Flatline
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| "The
Linux Watch" now this is leet, check it out.. Sent in by: Fr0glet
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| "Tourette
Syndrome Barbie" GHAHAHAH I love the Barking.. Oh,
and the Exorsist quotes rux~.. hehe.. |
| "C|net
- European Start-up Banking on the need for weed"
hehe. we canadians are familar with this idea (ala 310-beer) but ya,
this is definatly a spin on the original.. instead of delivering beer,
they deliver pot.. ya, Mary Jane.. i gotta shout out her name.. WEED~
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| "JerkCity
- Ten" ahahahahahah |
| "Slashdot
- Some good advice, Linux World" owned.... Sent in by: Gid
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| "FoxNews
- White House: Our Staffers Download Pron" uh huh..
So they say the "Staffers" have a MASSIVE PRON PROBLEM.. i
think its just Bill Clinton.. like think about it.. when he's not doing
interns, he's thinking about foriegn tail (poontang~) heh.. oh well..
Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Name
Your Baby IUMA" a follow up to yesterdays article
about those parents who named thier kid "IM A HOT GAY ANAL LOVER"
err.. i mean.. heh.. Sent in by: Jammy
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| "Early
Warning Sign(jpg)" hehehe.. Speaking of Pot.. Sent in by: Matt W. (due to a lack of a 'nick' attached to the email)
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| "BBCNews
- 'Techno' Clothing hits high street" blah blah
blah. these guys in britian finally found a way to strap a laptop to
a space suit.. or should i call it a gaysuit .. since it looks ubergay~ |
| "Stinky
Meat II" Oh god.. if you thought the first was bad..
they're making a sequel... |
| "eBay
- Chia Mr.T" OMG What a disappointment. i can't
believe that i missed this auction.. oh well. im sure their will be
more "Chia Mr.T's" kicking around somewhere.. Local copy here
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| "Vengence
on Weasel" ghahahah.. this rules.. k some college
kids or something, got sick and tired of a local munky (moron) so they
boxed his ass.. and let everyone see.. you've gotta see this shizz..
they've even mpeg'd it :) oh and watch it, there is nudity :) hehe..
these guys rux~.. Sent in by: Pinkberry
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| "Sinfest
- Strips Template" bhahahahahahahah Sent in by: quj
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| "The
Register - Couple Name Baby after Website" nothing
like selling the soul of your child to the internet for a measly 5000$..
hell it would take like 20,000$ for me to do that.. cuz when you think
about it.. whats 5000$ ? a shizzy car? a couple years worth of medical
insurance?. its not alot when you think about it.. Sent in by: Jammy
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| "Jailcam"
This rux~ i could watch these fellons for hours.. leave it on the "Search
Cell" its good stuff :). Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Yahoo
- Associated Press Photo" who ever this masked man
is.. he rules.. who else would load a dump truck with Maneur, drive
it to the largest hotel (during a democratic convention inside) and
dump the crap on the doorstep.. and to top it all off.. he was in a
Pink Pig Suit.. he rules..
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| "JerkCity
- Poetry Slam" blahahahahwhhahahah Rands Ruz~ |
| "FoxNews
- Naked Man Made Self At Home As Homeowners Slept"
yet another guy who rules.. read it.. i love his responce to the mother
knock on the bathroom door.. <mother> *knock* *knock*... <nekkid
burglar> I'll be out in a minute......
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| "Something
Awful - Survivor Show Day 19" hehe. SomethingAwful
rux~ |
| "Homestead
- Why They Dont let Ravers on Wheel of Fortune"
hehe. owned.. Sent in by: Jonesboy
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| "Make
your own Evil Plan" hehe, this is pretty cool..
check it out.. you select your 'plan' from a large selection of drop
boxes, and it gives it to you in stages.. its nice.. now.. if i could
only figure out how to contaminate the Grand Canyon... Sent in by: Smash
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| "MikeM
Software - MyCQ" This looks promising... ICQ without
the gayness of AOL.. sound cool, but i dont have time to try it now,
but i'll give'her a whirl later, and letcha know.. Sent in by: gid
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| "MSNBC
- One mom's Napster dilemma" now this is an interesting
article, on how Napster isn't as bad as everyone in metallica says it
is.. read it. its pretty neat.. |
| "JerkCity
- O Untimely Death" Pants Rux~ |
| "PlanetQuake
- QuakeArena Hair Cut" And i bet tommorow, there
will be a "Skin" for quake3 where you can wear this guys haircut..
hehe.. anyway, this guy is a little more nutz0 then i am.. so feer his
hair.. |
| "eBay
- F-35 Fighter Jet Complete Aircraft Mach 2" Getch0r
fighter planes here.. Get'em while their hot.. Know someone you hate..
Blow him up.. Get your Red Hot Fighter Planes here.. Local mirror here
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| "InternetWorldNews
- AOLA Sux0rs~" JEAH~! AOLA SUCKS~!#~#@~$ Sent in by: Ellis_dee
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| "TeamGay.com"
wierd.. just wierd... Sent in by: ShadoWolf
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"ZDNet
- Hackers Breach Firewall-1" hehh, i feer kids who
have WAY to much time on their hands, and access to Cool Hardware..
An audience of several hundred network security professionals watched with rapt attention last week as a trio of hackers repeatedly penetrated one of the industry's most trusted and popular firewall products -- Checkpoint Software's Firewall-1. The demonstration, presented at the "Black Hat" security conference in Las Vegas, challenged the widely accepted notion that firewalls are largely immune to direct attack.Sent in by: SombrFire
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