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 "CNN-
Is your new AIM pal an artificial Intelligence Program?"
hahaha, now this is funny.. apparently the new AIM has a script library
to it. so you can throw like some perl and stuff in to it... so you
can make like and IRC bot, cept it can be for AIM.. heh.. sounds neato
:).  
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| "Wired
- Wait Online, Not in Line at 49ers" hehe, this
is so leet, 3com is lending everyone in the 49ers stadium little handheld
pc's to do like drink orders and beer orders. etc.. it sounds feerce~ |
| "NYTimes
- Revenge Among the Nerds" omg Pinstruck is mentioned
on the NYTimes.. Why can't i get mentioned on the New York Times.....
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| "eBay
- Diablo II 2 USWest HIGHDMG HAMMER" i've really
gotta start playing Diablo2 on a blizzard server, just so i can sell
the junk that i find.. |
| "ZDNet
- Is Sun Really Public Enemy #1?" Now this is a
good article on how Sun rules the world.. read it.. and feer~ Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "SomethingAwful
- Bitboys Sues Themselves" this rux~.. nothing like
some law humor to start the day.. :) Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Yak
- Wholesale Inline Wheels and Bearings" hahah, check
out the stickers section.. they're pretty cool :). Sent in by: Rora
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| "The
Toronto Star - Spy computer 'Trap' probed" alright,
looks like Israel and the US have been hax0ring out private leet spy
computers and retrieving information, now if i was Prime Minister, i
would be calling on our navy (the 3 subs, and 2 battle ships) and have
them sailing for Israel, and i'd be sending all our troops south.. but
alas, we have a pansy for a PM..
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| "Well
Rounded Entertainment - nVidia sues 3DFX" blah blah
blah.. "My 3d processor is better then yours" blah blah blah |
| "ZDNet
- Intel Recalls 1.13GHz Pentium III's" heh, looks
like in the rush to stay ahead of AMD, Intel has pushed themselves beyond
the safe threshold of the PIII Die (well, atleast for now, im sure they'll
fix the problem).. but ya, Intel really has fallen from grace (in my
eyes). from a company that was So reliable, and their chips where the
highest performance on the planet (well to the consumer market) and
now.. they release substandard chips over and over, along with that
gay CPUID shizz that can be used to track yer ass all over the web...
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| "SomethingAwful
- Nintendo Gamecube a Big hit with "Stupid Fucking Idiots""
expect only the best from SomethingAwful :). but ya i have to admit,
that the Nintendo Gamecube is coming out a bit late to compete with
the current marketshare. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "MSNBC
- U.S. OKs Human Embryo Research" mmmm Genetic Re-Engineering..
bring it on.. i want an army of super babies! Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "Attrition.org
- Low Performance, Honda's and Honey's" bhahahahahahahahha Sent in by: Munch
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| "Penny
Arcade - Penny Arcade Institute" now, if they could
somehow tie JerkCity into Penny Arcade, we'd have the best internet
comic strip.. Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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| "Yahoo
- Woods Doesn't Use Balls He Endorses" heh, look
like Nike sucks.. (big surprise).. |
| "Excite
- Mitsubishi Admits to Cover-Ups" eheh.. uhm ya,
so check this out.. Mitsubishi has been covering up flaws in their cars
for years.. makes me wanna think twice about buying one.. but it looks
like most of the problems are with their "Trucks/Minivans"
so i dont care.. i'd never drive either of them :).
|
"MyAOL
- Hip-Hop Awards Show Ends Abruptly" uh huh.. a
brawl breaks out during a Hip-Hop Awards Cerimony... THIS IS WHY PARENTS
SHOULDN'T LET THEIR KIDS LISTEN TO HIP-HOP ITS A PLAGUE ON OUR EXISTANCE!
Only three performances and a handful of awards were announced before The Source Hip-Hop Music Awards 2000 was shut down by fights. Some witnesses said some involved members of various rap groups, although police could not immediately confirm that. |
| "JerkCity
- To Your Nuts" bhwehahhahahahahahah |
| "ESPN
- Lesbian Couple Ejected after kissing in ballpark"
hrmm, you'd think that the Dodgers would love some hot lesbian action..
(god knows i would... ) Sent in by: witz
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| "UWire
- Sony Exec.; We will beat Napster" this is a pretty
interesting article in regards to the RIAA future to fighting napster..
Sent in by: Kan
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| "MSNBC
- Digital Dino Looks as Good as New" mmm neat..
course. they could have just cloned the fux0ring thing.... Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "BBCNews
- Video Games Help Hyperactive Children" hrmm. i
wish they would have known this when i was young enough to appreciate
it.. cuz i had no real excuse for playing games when i was a kid.. so
i always caught flak for it.. oh well, kids, now you have no excuse
NOT to play games..
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| "Yahoo
- Man Who Gave 'Donald Duck' Charm and Character Dies"
blah blah blah. BRING ON THE POKEMON! blah blah blah... |
| "ABCNews
- Birthday Surprize for Clinton" now i wish i had
birthdays like this.. k, i wake up, goto work, then some Strange yet
sexy chick wonders up to me. says "hi" and takes her shirt
off.. *spooge* that would rux~. just thinking about it is making me
all randy :).
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| "MSNBC
- Clone that tiger? It could happen" k, like 4months
ago, i posted a link, to an article saying that scientist were finally
thinking about cloning an extinct species.. since then, they've cloned
a Wolly Mamoth, and half a dozen sheep.. so ya, finally their doing
the Tasmanian Tiger..
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| "USAToday
- MP3 suit blames AOL for music piracy" and rightfully
so.. those bastards at AOL are responcible for everything bad that happens
in our society.. once people realize that, they will know how evil AOL
is, and finally raise a fist in anger. Sent in by: witz
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| "The
Matrix: Half-Life Bastardization" yup, they admit
it.. they're riping off Detonate.net.. Sent in by: Sneak
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| "MSNBC
- Fire rages atop Moscow tower" god.. how could
they let this happen.. is russia really in that bad of shape?.. Sent in by: Vass
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| "iGhetto
- Starwars Gangsta's" OMG This flash rux.. i love
the rap..
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| "Space.com
- Butane Fuel Propels Nanosatellites" feer.. Nanosatellites...
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| "Wired
- Cable Net Users Feel Squeezed" Thank god most
of my @home hasn't been touched.. well, prolly cuz i live in Canada,
and theres not that many igloo's that have net access.. :). |
| "Yahoo
- Will Tony Soprano Whack Napster?" hhe.. alright,
i have to say, Warner Brothers doesn't suck as much as they did yesterday.
cuz this is pretty cool.. |
| "ABCNews
- Polar Icecap Melting" blah blah blah "we're
destroying our planet" blah blah blah "WAAAAAH" blah
blah blah.. Sent in by: quj
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| "eBay
- Nissan 240SX" ghahaha.. im not gonna mirror this
cuz its really not that funny, but its got some hilarity to it.. read
what the "Auctioneer" added to the auction discription.. it
rules.. i want one of these cars :). Sent in by: Flatline
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| "eBoobStore.com"
Bhahahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahah Sent in by: Sombrfire
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|
| "SoloTrek
Exo-Skeletor Flying Vehicle by Millenium Jet Inc."
wow, looks like some guy finally made those G.I.Joe Jetpacks a reality..
i dont know how practicle they'd be.. but atleast you know theres an
alternative mode of transportation.. (by my question is, where would
you park this thing?.. like you'd have to lock it to a bikerack or something,
cuz some m0 would surely walk away with this thing :).
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| "C|Net
- Iridium satellites may burn at last" heheh.. more
satellites, falling from the sky.. |
| "BBSpot
- Hour Lost Explaining Computer Terms to Mom" BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
| "Something
Awful - Guide to Driving" hahahahah. i love the
"Little japanese woman, in cute sport-utility vehicle" ..
Something awful rux~
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| "Wired
- Studios Score DeCSS Victory" blah blah blah..
dont pirate DVD's... blah blah blah.. |
| "The
Sunday Times - Cannabis may make you a safer driver"
alright.. i have this friend.. who's totalled like 3 cars.. and im sure
that Pot had been a major influence on all of the 'nights' in question..
so i'd have to disagree with this article.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Yahoo
- 'Scary Movie' frightens up Sequel" I DONT WANT
TO SEE IT UNLESS THERES ANOTHER DEATH BY PENIS SCENE~@~@#$ Sent in by: Tooool
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| "ZDNet
- Tualatin, New Pentium III's on the way" Nothing
revolutionary here, mostly just the same old Intel philosphy, Shrink
the die, increase the speed, lower the voltage.. blah blah blah.. |
| "ChicagoTribune
- Scientists get cells to shift indentities, raises new hopes"
Cool, more stuff in the Biological Technological department.. apparently
some scientists have been able to get other cells to regenerate different
cells, ie, skin cells to heal as brain cells, etc.. so you see where
this could be a big deal.. Regenerating Braincells has never really
been possible, but now, it almost seems like you can smoke as much dope,
and do asmuch drugs without worrying about brain damage (presuming this
shizz actually works)..
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| "iToke
Service" hehe, remember awhile ago i posted a link
from some news company, about a company in Amsterdam which would be
selling Mary-jane on the internet, well their site is up :). check it
out.. |
| "NewGrounds
- Big Black Guy Named Ben" Expect only the best
from NewGrounds..
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| "Alien
Love Doll - The Invasion has begun" Oh, god.. there
are some seriously fux0r3d people out there.. Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "Britney
Spears - Oops, I farted again" BHAHAHAHA, this flash
rules.. course, the soundtrack kinda sucks.. but the visuals are more
then worth it.. Sent in by: Serv0
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| "MyAOL
- Colombian Mass Suicide Threatened Over U.S. Oil Firm"
hey, you know what, i hate to sound like an asshole, but anything that
will lower the price of gas for us (people in Canada) would be worth
it.. Sent in by: Tonka
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|
| "CNN
- Volumes of 'Free Riders' found on Gnutella" ya,
i know what this is like.. people leeching from you but not sharing
a single file :\.. but ya, this is another article on how Gnutella is
turning into a Napster type server system.. (since only a VERY few people
actually share file, they might aswell act as a 'main' server)..
|
| "Telegraph
- Scientists Discover Key to Invisibility" heheh.
wierd.. but its like not 100% transparent.. or atleast not at this current
juncture.. so no invisible man for me :\.. oh well, its kinda neat..
|
| "Wired
- AOL Linux for the Lame?" Great..... AOL is releasing
a version of Linux.. i wonder if its gonna be total bloatware.. |
| "FGNOnline
- Indianapolis to ban violent arcade games" bhwhahahahahahahhahahahaha |
| "OMM
- Alien Vs. Child Predator" bhahahaha, you play
an alien, as you fight against Child Molester and stuff. hahahahahhaha Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Thirsty
- Britney's boobs caught on camera" alright, the
title is kinda missleading.. since its not like a full frontal.. but
if you look hard enough, and squint your eyes, you can see a little
bit-o-nipple.. Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "Canada.com
- Chretian hit with pie, Security concerns raised"
hehehe.. Now my question is.. how did this guy get a pie past security..
like.. where did he hide it?.. it boggles my mind.. Sent in by: Rora
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|
| "When
Good Smurfs Go Bad" heh, no smurf pr0n here :\..
but i love the Giger Style Alien Smurf :). heheh.
|
| "Yahoo
- Biotech Corn Kills Monarch" Feer the Biotech Corn..
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| "Yahoo
- 3DLabs and RTViz - announce Collaboration to integrate Voxel and Polygonal
Technology" k, for you non-geeks out there. this
is good shizz, k, you know your TNT card.. how it can only render Polygons
(although new Gaming Engines, can produce 'realistic' curves, most of
this is done through software, and it eats up your cpu cycles) anyway,
Voxels use things like Bezeluar(sp?) curves, so this new Technology
will be able to render both directly on your Video card.. blah blah
blah.. its going to rux~..
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| "Yahoo
- Three Farm Workers Die in Manure Tank" And this
is why i never step into any manure holding container UNLESS its completely
free of shit.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "MSNBC
- Putin meets angry family members" *sigh* looks
like all those Russian Seaman died in that crashed Sub.. but.. you wonder
why the Russians didnt want the Brits going down to save them?.. conspiracy?..
I think so... lets just say. that the Sub had some alien technology.
or that their were infact Aliens on board..... or, that the Sub was
actually attacked by Aliens, and the consequences left the sub immobile..
makes you wonder.. I've known for a long time, that the Russians have
been Using Alien Technology.. But the Government wants to keep it a
secret.... Lets just see what happens if they ever do raise that wreck...
we'll have pod people everywhere.... Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "Dancing
Paul Page" hehe, k, this flash is pretty gay, but
its still funny.. make sure you wait till it loads everything, before
you start choosing your options.. Sent in by: Tooool
|
| "Silicon
ValleyNews - New breed of modems will better compete with Cable, DSL"
This sounds like that HST crap from the early 90's... Sent in by: Maxtype
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|
| "ZDNet
- Hackers Won't Give Pentagon a break" haha~ looks
like the US needs a couple good admins.. with this and the Whitehouse
scandle i dunno what their gonna do :). |
"The
Register - Farmyard and Teen Hardcore porn found on whitehouse computers"
bhahahahha
"There were things that said 'teen," one White House computer expert, who was not named, told the news service. "There was gay and bestiality stuff too." |
| "Adcritic
- Pasific Bell DSL Laurel Lane" Bhahahah. i saw
this commercial on TV the other day, it owns.. hehe.. i love the old
guy with the tree trimmers cutting coax cables.. old guys with ancient
tools are cool! |
| "Humor.com
- Select a Joke" heh. most of these are a-lame.
but some of them are actually cool.. check it out.. Sent in by: Sixt
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| "E-Insite
- Intel Scales back Rambus Plans" heh.. looks like
Intel might finally be pulling their heads outta the mud, and changing
their road maps.. since Rambus Sucks, and RDRam Rux~ Sent in by: quj
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| "Snozberry
- The Case Project" Wow, this is a neat idea, ever
want a Computer in your kitchen... but dont have the space for it?..
heres how ya do it.. its pretty ingenious.. Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "ErniesHouseOfWhoopass
- Female Driving Policy" bhahahahha owned... Sent in by: Kan
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