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 Oh,
thanks to everyone who emailed me, im fine, and this page will continue
to be updated ontime.. so you dont need to worry about that.. oh and
if any of my readers are a lawyer, email me.. i need some law advice
:). .a fiendishly planning Creator  
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| "FoxNews
- Man Charged After Allegedly Stealing $3,000 Lawnmower"
bhahahah..
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| "GodSpeaking
- God Speaks on Billboards" hahaha. make sure you
"explore the sayings"..
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| "PennyArcade
- They plan on making more Playstations2s?" Penny
Arcade rux~
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| "The
Moose is loose(jpg)" anyone who lives around Toronto,
knows that the 'city' (also a bunch of morons) thought it would be a
cool idea to stick these Life Size Replica Mooses' around the city,
in hopes to attract more tourism.. (i think a festival of feces would
draw more of a crowd, but thats just my opinion..) anyway.. Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "eBay
- Teletubbies Pottymouth Recall doll" ahhaha. if
only i had $21.00 Local mirror here Sent in by: Ignorant Joe
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| "Ananova
- US Police website links to sex and drugs" bhahhaha..
nothing like the police to do something stupid.. god i hate them.. anyway..
this is pretty funny.. you all know Fortune city right? (the free hosters)
well, some police station, wanted them to host their site.. well, they
obviously didn't check to see the policy on banners.. since like pr0n
banners and drug banners would pop up whenever anyone viewed the page
:) hehe.. m0s.. Sent in by: Joey
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| "Ananova
- Woman's sex toy sparks police alert" hahah.. a
woman left her vibrator on.. in her bedside drawer... fell asleep..
woke up and thought some burglers were drilling into her house.. god..
some people are incredably stupid.. Sent in by: Myth2 & Toool (since both your h0m0's sent me the same link)
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| Alright.
i think i've had enough of this shit planet.. k. average day for me..
running errands, trying to make a buck.. driving around in my pride
and joy (my 1972
dodge Charger).. blah blah blah.. minivan driving infront of me
(can't see anything infront of me), some hidden road construction..
i swerve to avoid it, lock my brakes, slide into a telephone pole...
then.. the police officer has the audacity to tell me that i was driving
reckless (and give the accompanying ticket).. like.. if there had have
been signs warning me of construction, instead of just throwing a big
hole in the ground with no notice (until your literally in the hole)..
so yeah, long story short.. the police issued me a 400$ ticket, my car
is fucked for good.. so i think im going to sue the city for damages,
oh, and i fucked up my face pretty good, i think i broke my nose, and
i busted a couple teeth.. son of a bitch.. i hate canada.. so yeah,
now this is the aftermath
on my car. SON OF MY BITCH! .A very pissed off Creator
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| "DirtSurf"
and i thought the olympics were gay.. check out these h0m0s@ |
| "eBay
- Gay Cock Crate Label" heheh.. if i was gay.. i'd
be all over this sign! Local mirror here
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| "PennyArcade
- NFL2k1" Bhahahahha~ Penny Arcade rux~ Sent in by: Munch
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| "Anonova
- Olympics turns into Sex Games" hrmm.. promoting
safesex amongst the Athletes?.. why would you want that?. like whats
the worst thing that could happen? well, obviously the girl would get
pregnant (or the guys ass would hurt alot~) but think about it.. we
could easily breed a race of SUPER MEN AND WOMEN, just by forcing the
Olympic Athletes to mate.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "ErniesHouseofWhoopAss
- Bush and Cheney(jpg)" OH JEAH~ BRING ON THE BEAVIS
AND SHIZZNUGGET PR0n~ er heh.. Sent in by: |Tch0rT|
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| "Microsoft
Support - Kitchen: Selecting Blendolini Causes Choco-Banana Shake to
Hang" Bhahahahahahahha god.. i can't wait till microsoft
has an 'internet appliance' in every kitchen, just think.. a can opener
with Windows CE, you'd select "open can" and it would give
you memory errors, then it would lock up.. heh.. god Microsoft is gay..
Sent in by: Leg0z
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| "att.ca
currently has no website" nothing like loosing millions
of dollars a day cuz you have no website.... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Excite
- Regulators fear AOL-Time Warner merger" and rightfully
so.. AOL is an evil corporation... and they should be stopped RIGHT
NOW from getting any larger.. infact, i think Microsoft should buy AOL,
and destroy them.. liquidate everything..just so the plague of AOL will
be stopped. |
| "MegaTokyo
- Anyone speak l33t?" bhahahahahahah |
| "SanFrancisco
Examiner - She ordered a breaded filet, she only got bread"
alright, now reading the title doesn't help the article, im sure they
could have picked a better one like "Kentucky Fried Chicken Caught
in Money Laundry Scam" ehehe.. oh well, yeha, so woman, orders
a chicken sandwich at the drive threw, but the person giving out the
orders, gives her a bag with 2000$ in it.. now i sure as hell wouldn't
have said anything.. i would have been like.. "Thank You! *VROOOOM*"
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| "The
Internet Animation '99" wow, now this looks incredable..
i feer whatever was used to create this (prolly maya, or atleast thats
what it looks like).. but yeah, its a hefty download, so modemers might
wanna think about it, before dling it. |
| "AngryFlower
- Looking forward in time tube" heheh.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "iLoveBacon
- New Concorde Evidence" bhahahahah. nothing like
kicking firestone when their down :) Sent in by: Flatline
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| "C|net
- Bishop takes the heat as SGI mounts recovery effort"
wow, this is a cool article.. i've learned alot from it, and im not
even finished reading it.. this guy knows his shizz.. like.. i didn't
know PSX and N64 ran on SGI MIP chips.. color me surprized, i have new
found respect for my N64 :). Sent in by: Vass
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"Miami
Herald: BSO raid hits wrong house" hahaha, if the
swat team bust into my house.. and i wasn't expecting them. i'd be kick
the crap outta the first one i ran into to.. guns dont scare me.. i'd
be all WWF'in his ass.. :)
``They looked like ninjas with big, big guns,'' Esther Chapman said. ``I was so scared and told them not to hurt my baby.'' |
"Wired
- Why U2's Bono Gets an 80$ tip" great... some asshole
stole my motherfucking idea... this whole "Donating straight to
the artist" was my idea, im sure i wrote a rant about it like 8months
ago.. anyway..
No one's getting rich. The $80 that U2 collected is the most any band has taken in. Since the site launched in late July, Fairtunes.com has earned about US$2,000 and another CN$300. Limp Bizkit has a loyal fan base that, so far, has offered up $1.14. That's better than Kid Rock, who has been loved to the tune of $1.
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| "ImportCarCulture
- Hood scoops" Uhm, i have no idea what kinda car
this is.. but i think it needs more hoodscoops.. (oh, and i was told
this was a civic, so feer.. |
| "Alpha
Epsilon Phi" BHAHAHAH OWNED~ Local copy here
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| "SafeSexPlus
- The Internet never felt so good" alright, i know
i posted this awhile ago, but they updated since.. but my major question
is.. in the "store" section, why is the "simulated black
cock" 2 inches larger the tne "simulated white cock"
like what the hell? is this some kinda conspiracy to put the white man
down? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Pickachu
vs. Britney Spears" hhahahaha Local copy here Sent in by: Jammy
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| "BBSpot
- Linux Developer gets Laid" Bhahahahah THERES HOPE
AFTER ALL~ Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Las
VegasNews - Man convicted of smuggling lizards in his underwear"
hahaha.. Smuggling lizards.. In his underwear.. i dont get it.. im sure
theres better ways to get lizards into the country.. not to let lone,
75% of them died before he even crossed the border.. i dunno.. this
guy's a m0..
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| "Dreamcast.ign
- Ultimate Fighting Championship review" oh Oh OH~
i think i just jizzed my pants.. i think im definatly gonna have to
rent a dreamcast just to play this mofo~ |
| "WashingtonPost
- 'Robotic Life' Automatically" this is a followup
to yesterdays "Robotic Reproduction" link, its pretty cool,
this one seems to tell alot more then the original.. and its WAY more
descriptive.. check it out.. |
| "Spunk.com"
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE THIS?!??!?!?!?!?!? Sent in by: Aurora
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| "PennyArcade
- Rock, Scissors, Rocket launcher" alright, i know
who the sarge character is.. but is the brown guy with horns supposed
to be the other q3a model guy?. or is he like Diablo or something?..
im confused.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "PolyCount(Q3A
model)- Damn Camper" Ghahahahah~ Now this is an
innovative idea :) but i love the taunts Sent in by: Skace
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| "AfraidToAsk
- Male Genitalia Guide" well, its good to know im
way above average.. course, if it were a bell curve, i'd prolly be getting
like a C+ :\.. oh well, its good to know anyway (oh, and theres some
wangs on this page, so be warned, if your boss is near, dont click this
link.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "CourtTV
- Fans get refunds after Def Leppard concert disappoints"
haha, if i saw Def Leppard, i couldn't help but be disappointed.. but
alas, 'the people' weren't mad because the band sucks, they were mad
becuase Def Leppard had to abide by some Noise Polution Law in Oregon..
oh well, i'd still want my money back :)
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| "Anaplasty"
This is some of the coolest flash interactive shizz i've seen in a bit..
check it.. |
| "Ananova
- Prisoner in agony after sex experiment" bhaha..
nothing like Not knowing how to use Petrolium jelly during sex.. actually,
who uses that crap anyway? its impossible to get off once you get it
on.. *cough* i mean, uhh.. heh |
| "An
Open Letter to the Public - Rev. Moses P. Lester"
PREACH ON REVEREND~ Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "eBay
- Harris MultiBinger Used Less then 200hours" alright,
now the physical auction isn't funny. its the description/story the
guy tells.. im not gonna paste it.. cuz it would ruin it :) Sent in by: Ignorant Joe
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| "Dilbert
- The Power of Certification" hbahhahahahahah Sent in by: Munch
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| "BBCNews
- Robot learns to reproduce" uhm k, the title kinda
lies, it kinda doesnt.. they use a computer to "reproduce virtually"
so its not like you see robot sex or anything (I WAS HOPING!) heh..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "C|Net
- #MP3Cafe shutdown spotlights music-swapping fears" wow,
how gay, the ops on #MP3Cafe (on efnet) have shutdown the chatroom,
because they feer that the RIAA is gonna come smashing down their door
and hand them a fat ass summons.. oh well.. it gay to me..
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| "PennyArcade
- Seriously, it has Great growth potential" Since
when did PennyArcade start biting the styles of Gerk City, cuz i'd swear,
that they(jerkcity) already did a 'growth potential' joke... oh well,
its still funny..
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| "JerkCity
- Big Fat Mozilla Release" speaking of JerkCity...
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| "khunt.net
Merchandise" ghahah, if my gf would wear this, i'd
be so buying her one! :) Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "CNN
- Detroit police shoot deaf man who threatened officers with rake"
hahah.. someones gonna get sued over this. k, family calls 911, cuz
deaf mute son threatened them with a knife, they threw him out, cops
came, he grabbed a rake, police told him to "freeze of we'll shoot"..
ofcourse, he can't hear, so they shot him to death... Sent in by: Speed3D
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| "Worker
and Parasite" hahaha, remember that episode of the
simpsons, where Ichy and Scratchy studios went bankrupt.. and they had
the 'replacement' cartoon.. well this is the site for that cartoon.
:). well, its not really based around the cartoon, but its still hilarious~
:) Sent in by: Spectre
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| "The
End of the Internet" yup, yet another 'End of the
Internet' site.. blah blah blah.. Sent in by: Witz
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