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 "Tweaktown
- Kick A$$ Case Mods" my buddies over at tweaktown
finally did something cool.. check out their Case Mods Gallery.. I love
the ones with Flames on them.. it gives me a great idea.. /me schemes  |
| "BBSpot
- DonkeyHumper.com Running Out of Cash" BHAHaHAHHAHAHA
where do these guys come up with this stuff?!? :). |
| "Another
Universe Products - Buddy Jesus!" OH MY GOD....
if i didn't destroy my car.. i'd be so buying one of these and sticking
it on the dash!.. DOGMA RULES! |
| "Salon
- Friends allegedly set fire to girl" YOU AMERICANS
ARE CRAZY! Sent in by: Speed3D
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| "ABCNews
- Artists Glowing, Live Rabbit Creation Causes Fuss"
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE RULES! but i'd love to own one of these GFP Bunnies,
they'd be great at parties... too bad they dont tell you how to make
one :\.. Sent in by: Spectre
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| "MC
Hawking's Crib" alright this is pretty bad.. i dont
know what Steven Hawking could have done to deserve this.. This man
is one of the greatest scientists this planet has ever seen (right up
there with Plato, Einstien and uhm that Nobel guy).. but yeah, its funny
none the less, just imagine.. Steven Hawking, as a Rap MegaStar~ but
make sure you check out the picturez page :) Sent in by: Hont
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| "The
Pron Family Home Page" alright, i know im no prince
charming.. but these people are FREAKS!.. not just because their last
name is PRON (infact, thats kinda cool). but i think something in their
gene pool went wrong about 40years ago :\.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Yahoo
- Report Calls for More Asteroid Protection" blah
blah blah asteroids are bad blah blah blah.. |
| "HardOCP
- Apple Cube KleenEx Box" bhahahahahahhahahahahahah
Apple Sucks.. |
| "Beta.eFront
- Next-Gen. Virus Streams to Win2k" wierd.. i dont
fully understand all the benefits NTFS has, but this virus sounds pretty
cool, and revolutionary.. i feer.. |
| "CNN
- Russia denies 'friendly fire' sunk Kursk" CONSPIRACY?!
I THINK SO! |
| "Fuckedcompany.com
- The dot-com deadpool" heheh.. i dont get it..
Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Hazardous
Material Warning" ahhaha, this is sooo true.. Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "ZDNet
-Dvorak Ponders Platforms" now this is an interesting
article on CPUs.. (do we really need to upgrade?) Sent in by: Vass
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| "Slashdot
- I will not eat green eggs and ham" hehe. nothing
like some geek poetry to start the day off :) |
| "ComputerWorld
- Amazon charging different prices on some DVDs"
god amazon is gay.,.. it seems they change the price of certain DVD's
based on what browser you use.. its kinda wierd.. but i still hate amazon..
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"C|net
- Ruling against MP3.com could cost $118million" didn't
i post this already?. i'd swear i did.. but i can't find it in my archives..
oh well..
U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff, who is presiding over the case, said the online music company must pay $25,000 per violation stemming from its My.MP3.com "music locker" service. |
| "He-man
and the Master of the Univervers Erotica" ghahhaahah..
Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "DIYAuction
- Cum Soaked Boxers".... $5.50 a pair.. hrmm if
it goes any higher, i might have a new job... Sent in by: Ignorant Joe
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| "Mercury
Center - Thong-undie fans feel strapped by school dress code"
IF THEY WANNA EAT CAKE.. LET THEM EAT CAKE, IF THEY WANNA GO TOPLESS
LET THEM GO TOPLESS! Sent in by: Joey
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| "Excite
- Crim Scene Cleaners Carve Out a Gory Niche" hehe..
nothing like being a real life "Cleaner".. Literally.. i can't
explain it better then "Think Harvey Kietel in Pulp Fiction"..
Sent in by: Flatline
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| "BBspot
- Drunken Night Ends in DeCSS Tattoo, jail" hehe,
obviously a spoof on the DeCSS cases out there, trying to make the 'displayed'
DeCSS code illegal (ie, can't be displayed on T-Shirts, or walls, etc..) |
| "Case
Mods 101 - Do Not Do This!" hehehe.. these guys
rock! |
| "Apoptygma
Berzerk: Welcome to the Ego Tour" alright, now alot
of you out there will have no idea who im refferring too, anyway Apoptygma
Berzerk is an industrial band(i guess thats how you could describe them)
but yeah, they've got a couple good tunes.. anyway, they had a concert
last night (i missed it, cuz my face is still all bashed up) but yea,
basically, this article tells of an event that happened in DC, where
the band was gonna try to pull a Milli Vanilli (and lipsync the concert)
anwyay, read..
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| "Something
Awful - Soap Banditios" now this is a wierd online
comic strip.... Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "PennyArcade
- Dreamcast Setup" ghahahahhaha.. *notice the 'micky'
in his hand in the last frame* penny arcade rules... Sent in by: Munch
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| "Jesus
Hates Smut" alright, i know i posted this link a
couple days ago :) but yeah. theres a little story behind it.. but yeah,
basically the link i posted isn't gonna work soon.. so heres the perma
working link.. Sent in by: JesusHatesSmut
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| "EZLegal
Forms - Avoiding Sexual Harassment Lawsuites made easy"
LAHGLHAHGLAHGLLHGALHAGLH Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Nail
Jesus to the Cross Game" bah i suck at this game..
:\ i think its cuz my hand eye coordination is shizz since the accident..
i guess its time to go back to wanking 24/7 hehe.. |
| "SomethingAwful
- Usar Friendly Spoof" bhahahahahha LUNIX RULES! |
| "MSNBC
- New DDoS attack targets chat, Linux" argh.. more
DDoS shizz.. i can't wait till all these script kiddies grow up and
die.. cuz they're wasting my time.. every day i gotta check on my firewall
to make sure those homo's havn't found any more holes in winNT4.. ugh..
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| "ABCNews
- Plague Decimates Prairie Dogs" does anyone actually
care? (like im sure they have some role on the food chain, but really..
like.. these have gotta be some of the most Useless animals on the planet..
hell.. their Dirt Squirrels... nothin more.. ) |
| "Rob
Zombie Direct - Zombie Foam Finger" OH MY GOD..
MUST NOT ORDER.. CANT AFFORD.. MUST STOP HAND FROM TYPING IN CREDIT
CARD NUMBER.. MUST STOP! MUST HAVE! |
| "The
Fantastic Typing CyberMonkey" hehehe.. Cybermonkey,
thats what im gonna call all those script kiddies who keep pounding
my server from now on.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Solo
- Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Replica" wow.. some
starwars fans are just freaks... Sent in by: Setuseer
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| heh,
so i was out in my bashed up car today, surveying the damage.. but yeah,
it is as bad as it looks.. but good news is.. i found my teeth~.. i
know it sounds kinda wierd.. but yeah.. its just funny.. i think im
gonna have them framed... heh.. .Creator(i think im losing my mind)
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| "Boston
Globe - Hit man hirer wants money back" hhe, some
guy got caught up in a sting operation, where he was hiring a hitman
to kill some of his clients, but.. the 'hitman' was an undercover cop..
the guy ended up paying the cop to do it. then he was promptly arrested..
well he now wants his money back (its only 11,000$) hehe..
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| "BBCNews
- Computer filth exposed" hehe.. uhm.. heh.. i think
they forgot one of the most major things to get stuck in/on yer keyboard...
coffee is one of the most dirty things i've noticed.. like ifyou get
it on yer fingers then try to type, it goes everywhere, then any dirt/dust
you have around you, gets stuck to the keys.. to geek this is called
'hand-salsa' but yeah, i find that i have more coffee then bread/cereal
around my computer.. oh well..
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| "Pong
- The Life Story of the First Video Game" Oh the
memories.. Sent in by: Spectre
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| "JerkCity
- CS101" didn't i post this already?.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Userfriendly
- Can you really put a price on caffeine?" heh..
i think this chick needs bigger boobs.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "BBspot
- CEO Gets New Computer, Cards Bounce Faster" hehe..
this is the worst reason why you would upgrade yer computer.. hell..
even saying "i can't download pr0n fast enough" is a better
reason... Sent in by: Flatline
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| ugh,
another day.. another donut.. (oh and the "moose is loose"
link is fixed, so it should work now.. .a very swollen Creator
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| "RiceCop
- Rice Ticket" ghhahaha... i should print a bunch
of these out.. and goto town.. oh wait.. i can't leave my house :\..
make sure you check out "RiceCop.com"
cuz they rule too :). Local copy here
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| "Mercury
Center - Rent-a-geek assistance for computer users"
hehe.. HIRE ME! IM A GEEK! EYEM' SMAERT!
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| "MSNBC
- Warning on circumcision clamps" for the love of
your childs wang DONT HAVE HIM CIRCUMSIZED.. you'll scar him for life~
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| "Jesus
Hates Smut" bgahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.. make
sure you check out the "HOWTO - Search you childs bedroom for pron" Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Lovers
Package - Vicky and her Vibe" bhahaha, i can't believe
that their is actually a market for this kinda crap.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Dirty
Cartoons" hahah i love the one with the black guy
and the rat.. Sent in by: Bosco
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| "PennyArcade
- Drunken Div" my question is.. what the hell is
that absurdly large turnip doing in the background?.. Oh wait.. i get
it.. its the other guy.. (notice the "shirt") hehe.. now thats
clever.. Sent in by: Munch
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