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 "Excite
- Need to store Cocaine? Try the Bank" didn't i
post this already?.. anyway, an article about Latin America storing
drugs in their banks, since their drug depots are full (THEY SHOULD
JUST BE RESELLING IT TO AMERICA!)  
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| "CNNfn
- Supreme Court declines Microsoft review" a day
would not be complete without a MS News Article.. blah blah blah <MS>
DONT SPLIT US UP! blah blah blah |
"Guardian
Unlimited - Monkeys the weapon of choice for French Gangs"
"QUICK GET DOWN! ITS FURIOUS GEORGE!" hehe.. Furious
George.. ehhe.. god simpsons rux~
"They live naturally on rocks or in a desert environment," said Marie-Claude Bomsel of the natural history museum in Paris. "Removed from their natural habitat, they can become highly aggressive. They bite, and their favoured method of attack is to hurl themselves at people's heads."DUCK! |
| "Canadian
Money - Proof Canada is Gay" *BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Local copy here Sent in by: Clouds
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| "Beyond2000
- Jumping the Gun" heheh, they call it a "BFG"
heh.. i feer... but knowing americans, their gonna be all "Hey,
i need this gun for Home Protection.. HEH.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "NewScientist
- Whatever you want; The Magic Box" wierd.. a 3D
printer.. wierd.. looks like the StarTrek "replicator" has
finally arrived. (well not exactly but read this anyway its pretty leet)..
Sent in by: Lord High Commander
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| "Mr.T
vs The Matrix" alright, i havn't gone through all
of this, but the first couple panes are hilarious :). Sent in by: Toool
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| "CNN
- Punk band Offspring to give away album on Web"
alright, even though i hate the Offspring, their atleast a bunch of
cool guys.. and infact, i might even buy their next album, then sell
it at a Used CDShop.. but hey. atleast their embracing what they can't
change as upposed to sitting back like whining babies like metallica
and company.. oh and i wouldn't really call 'Offspring' a punk band,
their more of like uhm angry gay white male music..
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| "TheSpark
- 30lbs in 30 Days" hehe. heres one of these "stinky
meat" spin offs ;) hehe. but it hasn't started yet. so keep yer
peepers locked on this shizz. :) |
| "C|net
- Student's PC seized after record industry complaint"
this just goes to show you kids.. you should never run an FTP site..
(or if you do, atleast be smart about it.. i dont know how this kid
got into university.. but he obviously doesn't have the smarts to stay
in school..
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| "Rusty
is a Homosexual" laghlahglaglalhghlaghlaghlahuagulhaghulahulgaluaulugllu Sent in by: Toool
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| "BBspot
- Special Olympians 3, Quake All Stars 0" alright.
this isn't funny.. but HAHA! its hilarious! god i love BBspot! Sent in by: ^doom
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| "PennyArcade
- Tribes2" bhahhaha.. nothing like slamming Tribes
2 to make me feel better :) Sent in by: Munch
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| "Stomped
- The Sims Host a Lan Party" Bhwehahahahahahahahah
CHECK THIS OUT!@~ Sent in by: Rora
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| "PLIF
- This just isn't gonna work fred" this is one of
hte most disturbing things i think i've ever seen.. and it was handdrawn
by a man.. *shudder*.. |
| "eBay
- Batman Returns Catwoman Suit" alright, well im
not gonna mirror this, cuz it just ain't whacky enough.. but yeah..
i'd kill to see my girly in this suit.. *MEOW* hehe.. course, i couldn't
see spending 6,400$ on it :\.. |
| "eBay
- Quake III SE Metal Box - Autographed" My metal
box wasn't autographed /me cries... |
"Teledildonics
- The Future of Sex" i can't believe that someone
actually took the time to register this domain, and generate a site...
The first TD devices will be automatic penis stimulators which connect to your computer via a cable so that software running on your machine can control the motions of the device. These will NOT be one of those penis pump devices that claim to enlarge your penis. These devices are designed solely to bring you to orgasm under external control. You slip the device over your penis (probably with a couple drops of lubricant), plug the control cable into your printer port, and the device slides up and down under control of the software you are running. This way you could be talking to a live girl on a website watching her, and she could remotely pleasure you.Sounds gay doesn't it?.. Sent in by: SNC
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| "Geeks
With Guns - Shoot for Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Flawless Computers"
wierd..... Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Daily
Radar - The Rules of Sissy Slapfighting" heheh too
bad Rule #1 wasn't : YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SISSY CLUB! hehe. these are
all good.. check it out~ Sent in by: Leg0z
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| "Customatix
- Shoes Designed by You" alright this sounds too
good to be true.. i'll have to try this, and order a pair.. but yeah,
it sounds pretty feersome.. design your own shoes? i feer :) Sent in by: Greedo
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| "BBspot
- BSOD Wanted in Murder of Overclocker" alright,
this article is kinda gay, but its got some humor to it.. but i love
the WANTED poster.. :). |
| "ILoveBacon
- Malcom X Stamp" hehe, ignorant americans are cool!
:). KILL THE WHITE MAN! KILL THE WHITE MAN! make sure you listen to
the whole thing.. it rux~ |
| "Yahoo
- Windows Me shuts out some third-party applications"
Wow. Shit doesn't work in Windows ME? big suprize.. heres a hint.. DONT
RUN WINDOWS ME! |
| "Decepticons
at RSAD" talk about wierd... some people have WAY
too much time on their hands (kinda like me :) but yeah, if you've ever
looked for pics of Decepticons or even hand drawn renditions this is
the site for you.. if you have no idea what im talking about, dont bother
clicking this link (LONG LIVE TRANSFORMERS!)
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| "Semenex
- Guaranteed to Enhance the Flavor of Cum" Ghahahahahahha
i love the testimonials.. and if this shizz wasn't so expensive, i'd
order a years supply.. "MMMM JEAH I WANT YOU NUT POUNDING MY CHIN!
MMM JEAH~!" Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Make
your own Big Brother" why the hell is this show
still on the air?.. like it sucks.. it sucks LARGE!.. oh and be fore-warned.
this thing has those javascript 'entry' windows, its annoying... Sent in by: St. James
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| "NAMBLA:
Welcome to NAMBLA HACKED homepage" heheheh.. Pedofiles
suck~ Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Bullseyeart
- Prison Lunch" heheh. some pretty nifty Shockwave..
:) |
| "BBspot
- Stiledot" BBspot rules~ but its a shame that the
links dont work :\.. cuz i'd love to see nuns having sex with penguins |
| "Ananova
- Hearing aids used to make bootlegs" i had no idea
you could request something like this... |
| "FUC
YOU ALL - bpexpress (jpg)" who ever this gas station
attendant was, he is the coolest guy on the face of the planet.. Local copy here Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "Canoe.ca
- Edmonton man attempts to sever his testicles"
what is wrong with some people? like what would drive you to attempt
to remove your own nutz.. it would be almost impossible for me to live,
without my nutz.. especially using a claw hammer.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Official Shotgun Rules Homepage" Bhahahahah *SHOTGUN*
this is pretty neat.. its like the rules for calling 'shotgun in a car'
you know.. like the front passenger seat.... its cool :) Sent in by: Flatline
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| "RAM
Alloc - The Easiest way to waste your memory" instead
of downloading this little Application, you could always go out and
install Win2k.. (from my personal experience, it does nothing but eat
free ram.. i boot up, and it idles at 80megs, i install another 128
megs <256megs total> and it idles even higher now.. i dont get
it.. Sent in by: gid
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| "Salon
- Playtime at the Games" god.. i hate the Olympics..
their such a waste. Cities around the world fight for the right to host
the 'games' then the 'winning' city builds Dozens of stadiums just to
make their city look big.. but then it just takes the money out of the
tax payers pockets, for crap they chances are they're never gonna use
(just how many stadiums are needed in 1 city?) anyway, this article
is about all of the 'sex workers' who've migrated to Sydney for the
Olympics.. i dont get it..
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| "BBspot
- AMD to Release New Moron Processor" BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
obviously a shot at the choice of chip names that AMD has chosen (ie,
Duron, Athlon, etc).. ehhe |
| "MSNBC
- Monkeys pelt motorists on interstate" These monkeys
own!..
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| "WickedFlash
- AxKilla" ahhahahaha.. Sent in by: n-v-me
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| "Excite
- Toysrus CEO: He wants your Mom" heh. now this
is an interesting approach to marketing, no longer targe the kids as
the major toy populous, target the moms!.. hehe.. I'll always target
yermom!@ ~` Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "NationalPost
- Oil Prices unlikely to faze SUV Drivers" blah
blah blah. gas prices are high.. blah blah blah.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Wired
- Linux Getting its Game Face On" OoOoOOo A neato
article on Linux Gaming Sent in by: gid
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| "Salon
- How Big Blue fell for Linux" a neato article on
IBM and Linux.. its pretty cool.. |
| "BBspot
- Strong Winds Break Ally McBeal Star in Half" hahahahaha..
BBspot rules! |
| "MINTY'S
EMERALD ISLE" this just reminds me of how much My
Little Pony Sucked... make sure you check out the "Hard to find Pics"
page.. its pretty gay |
| "CNN
- Western Union Web Site Hacked" Bhahahahahahhaha.
NEVER DO MONEY TRANSFERS ON THE INTERNET! |
| "SmileProject.com"
UH HEH.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Daily
Radar - Build Your Own Apocalypse Cubicle" this
rux, when i start my new job on monday, i'll have to do this :) Sent in by: Leg0z
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"SMHNews
- Lesion gives anarchic hand mind of its own" DR.STRANGELOVE
RULES!.. uhm cept, i thought this was called "Alien Hand syndrome'
? oh well, its funny none-the-less..
"In Dr Strangelove, the character played by Peter Sellers cannot stop his arm from performing a Nazi salute," Professor Della Sala said. "The patients are just like Peter Sellers. They shout 'My hand does things I do not want it to do'. It is very distressing. I sat with one woman whose anarchic hand stuffed fish bones into her mouth against her will until she choked."Sent in by: Skitz
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| "Telegraph.co.uk
- Devil defeats the Pope in Vatican exorcism battle"
hgeh i too can fake being possessed by the devil... mebbe i should.......
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| "BBspot
- Microsoft: The Next 25 Years" ghahah. what makes
most of these hilarious is the order their placed in.. pay close attention
:)
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| "SpaceMoose
- What is this class?" SpaceMoose Rux! |
| "SkyVault
- The Centurions Page" OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOM
CENTURIONS! I LOVED THESE GUYS WHEN I WAS A KID.. but then Voltron came
out.. and Centurions couldn't compete.. so it was cancelled :\.. |
| "Yermother
- Invoice Badly Faxed" ahhahaha i can see the humor
in this.. why cant you? Local copy here Sent in by: Clouds
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| "Wired
- Hackers Boycott Hacker Contest" heh, looks like
the RIAA is trying to organize some kinda 'hack h0ff' where hackers
try to break their new copyright protection software thingy.. blah blah
blah.. hax0rs are pissed cuz RIAA is trying to shutdown napster.. so
yeah.. blah blah blha Sent in by: Flatline
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| "llama5(jpg)"
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Local copy here Sent in by: Ellis_dee
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| Hey
guess what?.. its my sites birthday (well, more of BirthMonth, since
i always forget that September 1998 was the first month i started this
page.. oh well. i updated my archive so you can go and browse my shizzy
HTML skillz from almost 3 years ago :). hehe.. .Creator
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| "FoxNews
- Dutch Women Figure Out How to Beat Restroom Lines"
blah blah blah.. women have been pee'ing standing up for ages now, i
dont see why a "funnel" is so revolutionary.. |
| "Jesus
Dress Up!" hehe.. more flash :). |
| "BBspot
- FBI Unable to Crack Hacker Code" BHAHAHAH i love
BBspot.. they rux~ EYE HAM EWHEAT! |
| "Silly
Jokes.co.uk - FartMatic 5000" some people have too
much time on their hands.. Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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| "Wired
- Taco Bell; drop the Biotech Corn" heh. alright,
i found this article first, but just as i was posting it, one of my
jaqazz visitors had to go and send me the link.. *sigh*.. oh well, anyway,
you all remember me posting a link a while ago about this new corn crop
that kills like 40% of all Larvae around it.. well this is the corn
that their referring too.. its been engineered to kill insects (that
eat the corn).. but yeah. apparently this shizz can cause allergies
(AND THE SHITS! HOLD ON TO YER BUTT!) Sent in by: Flatline (AND ME!)
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"Alternet
- Clone Jesus?" wierd.. the second coming of Christ
is just around the corner... i feer..
According to the Second Coming Project's web site, www.clonejesus.com, "Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in Scotland [birthplace of Dolly, the lovable sheep], by taking an incorrupt cell from one of the many Holy Relics of Jesus' blood and body that are preserved throughout the world, extracting its DNA, and inserting it into an unfertilized human egg...The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth."Sent in by: Xian
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| "The
Best of British Slang" i dont get it.... Sent in by: Iscariot
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