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 "C|net
- Critics Blast FBI's First Release of Carnivore Document"
Great..... not only is the FBI going to be listening to all our emails
soon (well, mostly just you guys inthe states' emails) but they refuse
to release the source.... that just pisses me off... OPENSOURCE! I DEMAND
OPENSOURCE!  
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| "CNN
- Youth Football game in Florida ends in melee"
Oh when will you americans learn?.. this is *EXACTLY* what happens when
you mix, being an american, and a 'soccer' mom... bah! |
| "Sexuality.org
- Advice on Flirting" hehe, like i have any idea
how to be charming.....
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| "CNN
- Can Gorillas and Dolphins Communicate?" Today
on Oprah.. Gorilla's who've declared war on the Dolphins.. err, i dont
really know where i was going with that.. but uhm.. basically, i dont
see how this is relevant..why the hell would gorilla's want to communicate
with dolphins?.. i dont get it..
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| "Toronto
Police Service" hehe, make sure you scroll down
to the "What is Not an Emergency" section, cuz its actually
funny.. well, some of it is.. heh.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Donkey
Rape(jpg)" alright, its not what you think, its
actually a scan of a newspaper article from some backwoods 3rd world
country.. but its pretty funny, course, i'd kill to have the rest of
the story too :). Local copy here Sent in by: Skier
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| "I
Hate Yuppies!" plain and simple, straight to the
point.. i like this guy.. this is like one of the best "About Me" Sections
i've ever read :) Sent in by: Spectre
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| "ILoveBacon
- 4th ANAL Chilli(jpg)" BWhHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "CNN
- Large Iceberg Breaks Free from Antartica" HOLY
CRAP! This thing is HUGE~.. 10times the size of Manhatten island.. i
feer.. |
| "Shockwave
- Radiskull and Devil Doll - Episode 4" hehehe..
Excellent~ this flash is pretty leet.. especially the quality of the
animation.. i remember the first couple of Radiskull and Devil Doll
cartoons, they were pretty rough.. but this new one is megaleet. |
| "Lycos
- Surgeon replaces fingers with toes" they've been
doing this for years.. i dont know why everyone thinks it soo revolutionary...
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| "Riceboypage
- Hall of Shame - Turbo Ferrari" this is pretty
bad... what kind of idiot would do this to his ferrari... |
| "Yahoo
- "Survivor" Mastermind Spills Sequel Secrets, DVD Plans"
hrmm.. well i have to say that Survivor was pretty cool, when compared
to Big Brother.. but Big Brother is still on TV.... i dont understand
why.. no one likes it.. no one watches it.. GET THAT SHIZZ OFF MY TV! Sent in by: Tooooool
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| "CNN
- Man Opens Fire in Gay Bar, Kills One" This is
another thing i dont get.. why does this guy wanna kill gay people,
then he enters a bar with a loaded pistol, fires an unknown number of
bullets.. BUT ONLY kills one.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: Skace
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| "CNN
- Detroit Officer Charged in Fatal Shooting" you
guys remember like 3 months ago, when i posted a link about a deaf guy
getting shot, becuase he couldn't hear the officer yelling "DONT
MOVE" hhe.. well heres the follow up.. Sent in by: Flatline
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"MyAOL
- Aryan Nations Property Given Up" Jeah~ now this
is what im talking about.. everyone who's a bigger asshole then me,
TAKE THEIR LAND.. heh..
Richard Butler wanted to avoid the spectacle of sheriff's vans showing up to seize the 20-acre property, lawyers said Friday. He has agreed to hand over the property no later than Oct. 25. |
| "BBspot
- Oracle Experiencing Major Growth in Larry Ellisons Ego"
ahaahha BBSpot Rux! |
| "PennyArcade
- Sure we wang!" gahhahahahahahha |
| "ABCNews
- Bread Squeezer 'Kneads' Help" BHAHAHAHHA Someone
was 'convicted' of 'squeezing bread' Ahahahahahha... |
| "The
Red Swastika School Homepage" uhm HEH.. Uhh.. i
dont know what to say... Im sure this school could have chosen a less
offensive Symbol/name.. but ahwell Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "ILoveBacon
- Women: What does that mean?" bvhahahahahahah..
more "sexual definitions" i love these.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Excite
- French Town Bans Death" hehehe.. cool.. make sure
you read the fine print, cuz the title is kinda deceptive.. :). Sent in by: Witz
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| "MSNBC
- Gravity Shield Weighty for NASA" god.. will NASA
never learn.. every "high risk/high return" thing they've
done in the past 5 years, has just blown up in their faces.. and now
their dumping all this coin into a 'gravity shield'.. like, alright
it sounds intriguing, but come on.. if you believe that they can 'turn
off' gravity, i got some swamp land in florida to sell ya..
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"The
Daily Californian - Parade Calls for Breast Emancipation"
BRING ON THE NEKKID TITTIES!~ heheh.. jk, but boobies are good..
"For 30 days I have walked with my breasts exposed all around Berkeley and it was because I knew that my family, all of you, would be here today," Moore said. "I bring my love out through my flesh, through my breasts — I encourage you to send your love out through your flesh."we just need more hot chicks like this one walking around..
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| "Dack
- Web Economy Bullshit Generator" OH MY GOD. THIS
WILL COME IN HANDY AT WORK! HAHHAHA.. make sure you hit the "make"
button a couple times, to see it rotate around :). it rules!
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| "CNN
- Forget the Mace -- Manhattan block gets thumb-activated alarm system"
uhm.. anyone read 1984?.. heh.. nothing like fiction becoming NON-Fiction
as time passes.. :)..
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| "Woodland
Realty - Employee of the Month" BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "London.doc"
bhahahahahhaah (ofcourse you need something that will open .doc files
to read this.. hehe) Sent in by: Toool
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| "Chicago
Tribune - Man Charged With Software Piracy" hey,
some kids are REALLY Stupid.. and this is what happens.. YOU GET BUSTED
BY THE FBI.. hehe.. homo's.. Sent in by: Wolf
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| "JerkCity
- The Poo Vote" GAH! it figures, the week that i
dont get around to checking JerkCity, is the week they go on strike...
argh~.. |
| "Shockwave
Presents - StainBoy (a Tim Burton Presentation)"
Tim Burton Rux~ and his shockwave skillz are most definatly feerful..
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| "Post-Gazette
- Council declares Boy George Tribute Day" is this
a joke? cuz if it is... i dont get it.. |
| "ESPN
- Sydney Olympics - Chance for three 400 golds in a row gone"
I HATE THE OLYMPICS! WHY CANT THEY BRING BACK GLADIATORISM! I'D PAY
TO SEE THAT.. BUT NOT THIS OLYMPICS CRAP! |
| "BBCNews
- 'Rocket' Theory over MI6 Blast" alright.. you'd
think with the help of James Bond, the brits could figure this one out..
but alas.. i think the British Spy teams have long since forgotten how
to do 'actual' spy work.. their all tied up trying to emulate their
bigscreen counterparts, by dressing in 3000$ black silk suits, and Z8
BMW's.. ***UPDATE - Read more about this on CNN Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "ILoveBacon
- Nerf Gun Revenge" BHAHAHAHAHAHA Now this is creative..
i would have never thought of filling the cups with water (think about
how difficult its going to be to remove this 'artistic display' :).
heheh.. *MENTAL NOTE* Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Yahoo
- Chocolates And Porn Greet Students" and really..
what more could you want?.. Chocolate and pron?.. hey thats a whole
weekend of fun and entertainment for me.. but yeah, this articles really
really short, so READ IT! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "The
Register - Botzilla Sinking Fangs into MSNBC Windows Poll?"
hahaha, its a shame i wasn't in on this.. but yeah, it appears that
MSNBC had an online vote with the topic of "Whats the best Operating
System".. and ofcourse. those clever script kids showed them. but
loading up a buttload of scripts, and hax0r3d the vote :). i feer, kinda
like that People Magazine vote "Sexiest Man Alive" with "Hank
the angry drunken dwarf" hehe. that one ruled!
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| "CNN
- Mother of two, has short lived career as a bank robber"
Alright, im gonna admit something, i've done some pretty stupid things
in my years.. but im still young, and this chick is OLD.. like how stupid
do you have to be, to rob a bank, then to jump on a public bus as your
getaway vehicle? god.. and to think... SHE HAS ALREADY GOT SPAWN! KILL
THOSE KIDS!@#
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| "BBCNews
- 'No Limit' to human life span" right.. but.. who
wants to live forever? think about it.... would you really wanna be
a 150yr old man? i wouldn't.. infact as soon as i can't do anything
fun anymore, i think im gonna take my own life.. yeah, just so im not
a burden on anyone.. yeah.. thats the plan!
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| "A-Dong
Groceries" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Local copy here Sent in by: FluffKing
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| "The
Almighty Goddess's Realm" This is possibly the most
gay (without trying to be gay) website on the internet. i dare you..
read it. it actually makes you 'dumber'.. honestly.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "ILoveBacon
- Hilary(jpg)" now this is priceless.. Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "AskJeeves
- is jeeves gay?(jpg)" bhahahahahhahahahahaha Local copy here Sent in by: Papier
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| "X-Rated
Pornography in the bible" heh, now if this was the
kinda stuff they taught in Bible school, i'd be there every day.. |
| "FoxNews
- Pornstation: Pornography Vendors Targets Sony's Next Gen. Gaming Console"
mmm porn station.... mmmm.. well, after all, the PSX2 is
a DVD player too. so i dont see why this is such a surprize. like, its
a cheapo-dvd-porn station.. makes sense to me.. |
| "The
World of Private Islands" WHOA~ i had no idea that
there was an actual place that sold islands.... mebbe i should start
saving.. :). |
| "Two
headed pecker" there are some fucked up people on
the internet |
"NOW
Online - Savage Love" i feel this guys pain...
In other words, you need to tell the girlfriend that there's only so long you intend to put up with this bullshit. Sit the girlfriend down and say, "Look, honey, if you can't get horny, I'm going to dump your ass or cheat on it -- which would you prefer?" Dr. Pepper isn't a big fan of cheating, but she agrees that this relationship is doomed if your lover doesn't get her ass in gear. "Over time, if you don't have a sexual life you are going to be angry, deprived and ultimately, on the market," said Dr. Pepper. "If she loves you and understands that this is serious, she is going to try and locate her libido."Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Mullet
Classification Part 1" ahhaahha. i think i posted
this like ages ago, but im sure they updated it, cuz i dont remember
all these guys :). ehhehe.. check it Sent in by: Leg0z
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| "GameCenter
- Diablo Meets the Sims" heheh more game cross overs..
whats next? Leisure suit larry meets Lara Croft? i'd be in for that.. Sent in by: Sain
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