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October 21st
"Wired - NASA warms to living on Mars" Uh yeah.. like this will happen in my life time..

"Go2net - Scientists discover oldest living creature" heh, a 250million year old Bacteria.. it sounds pretty cool, but were still years from putting humans to hyper-sleep.. bleh..

"BattleBots - Meet the Battlebots" Bhahahah CHIABOT!.. ahahhahaha. "PRIMARY WEAPONS : PLANTS" bhahahahha

"CNN - Identical 13-year-old twins charged with rape of woman" alright, this is what i've noticed.. kids today are getting dumber.. like i've seen a bunch of kids, who are like 17-19, and their totaly fux0ring morons.. when i was 17, i remember being a VERY intelligent guy. but alas.. we all can't have the IQ of 151.
Sent in by: Tooool
"IceBox - Starship Game" hrmm. well the game sucks. but its still good Flash :). hehe.
Sent in by: Skace
"Drunk Industries - Canaduh Wet Tshirt" alright, now this site is on the edge of "non-office-friendly" course, there is no nudity, just chicks with soaking wet white crop tops on.. so use your imagination if you dont wanna click this link :).
Sent in by: _RAM
"Single Male Seeks(jpg)" bhahah.. if only girls like that exsisted... well they prolly do.. they'd just never give me the time of day :\.. ah well.. THEIR PROLLY WHORES ANYWAY!.. heh.
Local copy here
Sent in by: Flatline

 
October 20th
"Yahoo - AT&T May Bill Web Merchants for Customers" wow, this sounds pretty lame, k. AT&T is thinking about charging for their clients for every transaction made over the internet (like taxing them).. sounds pretty A-LAME.. if @home tried to do this to me, i'd definatly find an alternative..
"ZDNet - Build your own Palm Robot - Its Easy" hahah, make sure you watch the video of this thing rolling around.. its pretty cool :).
It's not science fiction, and in fact, researchers at Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute think everyone should have such a personal robot. So they've created a do-it-yourself kit and published the simple recipe on the Net -- $250, 11 parts and 15 steps later, you've got a Palm Pilot Robot.

"CNN - Computer friends hear woman shot while chatting online" This is what happens when you marry a psycho..

"C|net - Shoppers look to fry e-tailer over pricing mistake" heh. yeah you all remember that 21" monitor for 300$? yeah, i ordered one too.. but i still havn't seen/heard anything about it. but yeah. it looks like the cool thing to do nowadays, is find the 'pricing mistakes' buy whatever it is.. and then sue the company when they refuse to give it to you..
Sent in by: Tooool
"CADS - Christians and Domination/submission" heh, interesting.. thats all i can say.. since im not into SM BD or Religion..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"How to Write Unmaintainable Code" hahahahhahaha. i know a couple programmers who would die for this information.. :).
Sent in by: Spectre
"ILoveBacon - The New Bug" fitting 22 people in a new bug? what was the old record? 18? god.. i dont remember.. but make sure you read the caption below it.. cuz it makes you wonder :).
Sent in by: Flatline
 
October 19th
"AdCritic - CityTV - SexTV" ghahah.. i saw this one tv, and almost fell out of my chair laughing.. well, i was laying down.. on a couch, but i still almost fell off!@

"MSNBC - Man dies in ambulance, so medics leave body on driveway" alright, i know this is bad.. but i can't stop laughing.. this is just too funny..
Instead, they returned to Bardsley’s home and left his body, strapped to a medical board and partially covered with a blanket, outside on his driveway. And for eight long hours, that’s where the 76-year-old man remained – right next to the family’s garbage cans. “This is the most inhumane thing I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life,” said Cindy Bardsley, the man’s daughter-in-law. “I think it’s horrible what they have done.
*Snicker*
"PennyArcade - Sacrilicious" hehe. this isn't your run of the mill pennyarcade, infact its kinda bland. but its still funny..

"Gerber Picante Baby Food(jpg)" HAHAHAHAHAH JUST LOOK AT DAT BEBE!~
Local copy here
Sent in by: Maxtype

"The American Jerk - People for the Ethical Treatment of Carnivores" hahah that ad at the top, makes my day :). i need smore chicks holding my meat~ heh..
Sent in by: Spectre (cuz vegetables have rights too you know..)
"La Femme - Personal Female Products" i still dont see why chicks are trying to emulate guys by peeing while standing.. like.. its not that big of a deal... and sometimes it can get pretty messy when your not paying attention.. err yeah.. but ah well.. i dont understand chicks now, and i prolly never will.. i think im gonna go gay.. yeha thats it.. gay!
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"IloveBacon - Tatoo joke" hahahha.. too bad this is fake, cuz it'd rule if it was real :).
Sent in by: Flatline
 
October 18th
"Jesus Endorses Guiness" bhahahahahahaha

"HardOCP - SpaceMoose Bios" OH MY GOD!@ I MUST HAVE THIS BIOS! SPACEMOOSE RUX!~

"BBspot - Larry Ellison Exercises Jerk Options" hehehe.. BBspot sure does hate people tied to Oracle.. i dont understand :). i must be missing somehting..

"Yahoo - Slovenian Becomes First Person To Ski Down Everest" alright.. can anyone else see why this is a big deal?.. like.. yeah great.. he ski'ed down a mountain.. while he was travelling down, did he discover a cure for cancer? or a new supercheap fuel?.. no.. who cares... not me..
"Non-Corporate Streaming Video Hut" hehe. obviously another stab at those recording artist bitchez and their loud mouth managers.. like seriously.. who cares anymore? like napster is still up.. nothings changed..
Sent in by: Fr0glet
"Naked News" this is wierd.. news with nekkid chicks reporting it to you. wierd..
Sent in by: Xian
"100% Straight Gay Guys - 10 things Straight guys would never say" bhahahahah.. #6 is one of my personal favs.. this rules.. make sure you save all the pics of girls kissing each other and stuff, just to prove to everyone else that your straight..
Sent in by: Flatline
 
October 17th

"BBspot - Warez Hut Changes Piracy Policy" ghahahah god i love BBspot.. they rux~ but yeah. im for developers to stop developing gay games.. who cares who warez's them.. just stop producing and everything will be cool

"Diesel Sweeties - Organ Seller" yet another cool internet comic :). hehe. check it out..

"Wired - Whitehouse.gov, No Place for Kids?" hehe.. apparently the WhiteHouse site (for kids) doesn't ask the kids to talk to their parents before they "signup" or enter any data that will be saved on thier computers. ah well.. the white house sucks anyway..

"Nizzmo, The Sexy Gnomes' Dance" hehe. more net oddities.. cept this is pretty cool, someone did alot of work on this.. cuz its like 3d but its in flash or some shiz.. check it..
Sent in by: Smash0r
"iBook Trash" bjhahahah.. Somone loves apple as much as i do :)..
Sent in by: Flatline
"Sancho Presents MrPoop.com" alright, before you click this link, be prepared to see some poo.. but its kinda funny, if you can get past the poo.. but yeah, theres the warning.. now go check it out :)
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Seattle Times - FreeI files for bankruptcy protection, cuts staff" oh come on.. who ever would have said "You want me to invest in an internet company, that only makes money by displaying banners on the customers computer?... Hell Sounds Great.. Im in" is a monkey.. and deserves to lose their money..
Sent in by: Ellis_dee
 
October 16th
"MissIRC2000" hehe.. NOW YOU CAN VOTE ON THE SEXIEST IRC CHICKS!

"FoxNews - MP3 Watch" 33minutes?. i dont think so.. why would someone spend 250$ usd on a watch.. that plays 33mins of mp3s.. seems like a waste.. since you can get a Nomad with like 64-128megs for 250$~ ah well..

"Salon - Poo Rules!" hahah. those silly Scat loving Japanese people..
A recent cartoon on Japanese TV features a hero who makes a sidekick out of his own feces. Meanwhile, at the local temple, visitors buy plastic poop trinkets to bring them good luck. And at the corner store, a vast array of poop-shaped candy is on sale -- a veritable coprophagous feast.
The turd -- presented in Japan as a prettified swirl resembling soft ice cream -- has become a recurring motif in Japanese pop culture. There's there's even a term for it -- maki guso -- which roughly translates as "curlicue poo."

"Breakshit.org" alright.. you've gotta check this out.. my buddy over at PunkAssGear sent me this one.. its a bunch of his friends breaking stuff (not other peoples stuff.. their own stuff :). and they got it all on digital video.. so make sure you spend a good chunk of your day (at work) watching these movies.. cuz they own.
Sent in by: Kristoff
"ABC's" ahahahhahahahahghahahahhah now this is some good flash.. make sure you watch it to the end.. cuz its worth it..
Sent in by: FroznFire
UPDATE: THIS LINK NOW WORKS!
"UserFriendly - Dont play it forwards!" bhahahahahahahahha
Sent in by: Munch
"Ananova - Thieves snort dead dog Charlie's ashes" now this is good.. k, some newfies (New Foundland'er) broke into a house, found a bag marked "charlie" with some white powder inside.. so they thought it would be a good idea to snort it.. well.. little did they know.. that it was actually the ashes of the homeowners dead dog :). ahhah.. some people are real monkey's..
Sent in by: Lord High Commander
 
October 15th
"Britney Boob Shot" some people have TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.. plus. they have crappy photoshop skillz.. oh and im not gonna bother saving a local copy of this, cuz it sucks..

"iFilm - The True Story of JarJar Binks" bhahaha, this is well worth the LONG transfer time.. you've gotta see this :).

"Claire's Titanic Page - RPG" im not gonna bother to sign up for this.. cuz it just sounds gay..

"Gap Ad - Hitler Wore Khaki's" yeah, so i watched Fightclub on DVD the other day.. man that movie still rux~

"Ain't it Cool News - FirstLook The Matrix 2" blah.. i dont really care anymore.. im tired of sequels that suck.. like seriously.. name one good sequel in the past 10 years (besides Aliens, Terminator 2)
Sent in by: Tooool
"Feer.com - Unlucky in Lust" bhahah.. you've gotta read this.. it rules.. a guy is suing a hotel, becuase he couldn't 'get it up' ah well.. he'll learn :)
Sent in by: Smeagol
"The Sunday Times - Monica, Drink and Me - Yeltsin reveals all" hahahahahahhahaha
The story of this bizarre tip-off is one of the stranger tales recounted by the former Russian leader in The Midnight Diaries, an account of his last four years in office, which is published this week. No less intriguing is Yeltsin's admission that he "occasionally" turned to alcohol to alleviate the stress of the post he occupied from 1991 until he stepped down at the end of last year in favour of Vladimir Putin.
Sent in by: Flatline
 
October 14th
"BBCNews - Giant Wave Could Threaten US" Cool.. its been awhile since anything has threaten the US... i applaud this wave for its bold action... Now, lets see how the US responds..

"DemoNews - TuxRacer" Uhm.. heres some linux Propaghanda.. "Look, a cute little penguin running on your windows... <lowChant>you want to install linux</lowChant>

"POP - The First Human Male Pregnancy" uuuh huh...

"ILoveBacon - owned(priceless) pictures" Oh JEAH~ this is the largest collection of "0wn3d" pics on the planet :). and theres a bunch that not-even-i had seen.. so check it out. im sure theres some in there that you missed in the past :).
Sent in by: Toooool
"Country Cousins, and short grains" oh god.. does this seem racist to anyone else?.. like cabage patch kids were bland and anonymous.. but these are detailed, and aggressive.. bleh., i dont care..
Sent in by: Spectre
"Yahoo - Teacher Fired Over Project to Plan Assassination" WHAT?!? why couldn't my english teacher be this cool.. READ THIS NOW.. its nice and short :). anyway, kids are pussy's now adays.. like whenever i was assigned anything, i smiled, said "YES SIR!" and ate my shit.. but these kids are all full of piss and vinegar.. their like "this is hard, i dont wanna do that, mommy still does my laundry".. fags.. they need to 'buck-up' and show some strength..
Sent in by: Speed3d
"3bp.com - Headliners" bhahahah, i love the perscription one :).
Sent in by: Flatline