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 HAPPY
HALLOWEEN BITCHEZ~!.Creator  
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| "Yahoo
- What the F&!@: Glitch Found on 'Toy Story 2' DVDs"
didn't i post this already?..
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| "Aint
It Cool News - Blair Witch 2: Review" alright, i'll
have to read this later.. cuz its REALLY long.. (just to let you know
what your getting into :). heh..
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| "CNN
- Tennessee Teen Sorry for Writing Plan To Kill 'N Sync"
God Damnit!... why must moms stop crazy kids?.. like, what if we wanted
N Sync to die? did she ever think about us?.. i dont think so...
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| "ABCNews
- Weird News - Fancy a Mummification?" uhm yeah..
and its a steal for 60k usd.. YEAH! RIGHT@.
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"The
Go Fuck Yourself Home Page" bhahahhaahha.. Send
this to your friends.. or even, your enemies :). hehe.. it rux~
You were given this URL by someone who feels that you should go fuck yourself.Sent in by: Fr0g
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| "PennyArcade
- Mortyr Uninstall" hahaha. i must have missed this
penny arcade.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "CNN
- Identical 13yr old twins charged with rape of woman" God...
some americans... PUNISH YOUR KIDS!.. UPDATE: THIS LINK NOW WORKS Sent in by: Tooool
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| "MSNBC
- Hackers Boldy Break into Microsoft" hehe microsoft
== 0wn3d.. its hard to believe that ms was compromised by a simple trojan..
you'd think that they'd have scanners installed to look for viruses/trojans..
oh but what maks this "hack" so sweet. is that. they hax0rs
stole ms's next gen source code :). hehe.. just think.. Open Source
win2k1 ;)
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| "BBspot
- Priceline Offers Name Your Own Price Prostitutes"
BBspot rux~ |
| "MSNBC
- Cold Drug Ingredient Called Unsafe" THIS IS WHY
I DONT TAKE DRUGS WHEN I FEEL LIKE POO!.. |
| "Yahoo
- Americans Have Sex The Most" hrmm notice.. its
an american article.. and they didn't include Canada... sounds like
they feer our sexual activities.. (which they should) all we do up here
is have sex and make beer... and some of us play hockey and stuff..
but thats not for me.. Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "WindowsME
Source Code" ahah, when i saw this thing loading
i was like "HOLY SHIZNUGGETS, SOMEONE STOLE THE WINME CODE"
but then my disbelief was subsided by hilarity.. :). hhhe.. so yeah..
check it out.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "THUMB
CLUB" bhahah.. make sure you download the movie..
cuz it rux~@# Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Wired
- Coming Soon: Pay-Per-Game" ooOooOo neato, renting
PC games.. but like without leaving your computer chair.. sound neat?
well here it is!.. Sent in by: quj
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| "Yahoo
- Ugandans Slap Quarantine on Ebola Virus Areas"
if the one thing that outbreak (the movie) taught us. its BOMB EVERYONE
WHOS SICK!.. thats my $0.02
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| "SonicNet
- Rage against the machine to break up" YEAH RAGE
SUCKS!.. (plus im getting tired of hearing songs on the radio dedicated
to minorities.. infact... i hate listening to the radio too.. |
| "TechWeb
- Trojan Variant Threatens Rash of DoS Attacks" you
know.. this kinda crap wouldn't happen.. if people would just stop running
things that they have no idea what they are.. like.. what kinda computer
'user' doesn't check to see if he really wants to run the file from
someone he's never met....? not me..
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| "Backstreetboys"
bhahahah. this flash shizz rux~ make sure you check it out! and crank
up yer volume!.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "ILoveBacon
- Email" bhahah. this guy could sue all those email
providers out there, for abuse of his name :) he'd make a fortune..
if only he knew.. Sent in by: Rudedude
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| "Overclocking
the evil Cue Cat" uhm i dont get it.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "NetBabyWorld"
WHOA~ make sure you check out all the neato shockwave games.. i feer
these shockwave skillz! ARCADE CLASSICS RUX! Sent in by: Uriel_5
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| "MSNBC
- FBI's Carnivore has partners" great.. more on
this email sniffing thing that the US is doing.. |
| "Winners
of 'I Look like my Dog'" bhahahahahahaha if i was
in any of these pictures, i'd take my own life... |
| "Automobile
- Porsche SUV Dubbed Cayenne" i thought Porsche
was never going to make anything besides their sports cars?.. ah well..
Looks like yer standard SUV.. |
| "Mindstorm
- Lucas Lego's" hehe.. i feer the AT-AT.. check
that mofo out.. and if this junk wasn't like 100$ per set, i'd have
them all, and i would assemble them on my desk at work. Sent in by: Serv0
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| "BBCNews
- The car that runs on air" yeah.. like this will
ever see the light of day.. it sounds too good to be true. or the oil
companies will buy the rights to the engine, and we'll never be able
to produce the 'air powered engine' ah well.. give me petrol or give
me death..
UPDATE: THIS LINK NOW WORKS Sent in by: Bubba
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| "If
They Were Mullets - Microsoft Mullet" bhaha.. a
site dedicate to people who hate mullets, but have pretty good photoshop
skillz.. :). jhehehhh Sent in by: Leg0z
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| "Christian
Gift - Shoes of the Fisherman Sandals" god.. someone
kill me.. UPDATE: THIS LINK NOW WORKS! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ZDNet
- Mitnick backs federal DNS Database" well yeah,
this sounds like a pretty good idea, cept... that if you EVER do anything
wrong, and leave any trace of DNA lying around, you could be suspected
of doing something wrong.. like say.. your in yer buddies frat house..
and uhm your combing your hair, and naturally, some of yer hair falls
out, on the floor.. next day, crack head comes to the frat house, drops
a 4 kilo bag of Smack on the ground, cops show up, crack head flee's
they search the house, and find a hair, covered in smack, belonging
to you.. all of a sudden, your prime suspect #1.. oh well.. big brother
is watching..
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"CNN
- Dell Recalls Dangerous Laptop Batteries" hahaha
Dell sucks..
Dell Computer on Friday announced the company has begun a voluntary recall of around 27,000 batteries used in a variety of Dell notebook computers. The batteries can potentially short-circuit, heat up very quickly, and begin to smoke or even catch fire.
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| "The
Bench - COBRA!" hahah GI Joe Rux0rz!.. cept this
comic is kinda lame.. it needs to be more then just 3 paynes some times..
oh well, what can ya do :). |
| "Technical
Virgin" BHAHAHAHHA THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT YOUR
EXPECTING.. make sure you have quicktime installed, and watch their
commercial, it rules~!@#@~# Sent in by: Hab
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| "World
Sexual Records" heh, yeah i know i posted this ages
ago, but hey they updated.. :) .plus i know alot of my viewers weren't
around 2years ago.. HEY WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU HUH?! oh well, check
it out :) . Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Dare
for Dollars" bhahahahha this site rocks.. make sure
you check out all the 'episodes' hehe.. (But it could use a faster connection,
streaming those media player files is a bitch.. Sent in by: Toool
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| "Bob
Blick's "Propeller" clock" Whoa, this
is cool, if i had the time, i'd totally build this, cuz its like madleet
and stuff.. hehe.. anyway, check it out.. im not gonna ruin it :). Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Excite
- BioEngineered Corn Withdrawn" hehe, remember that
corn that was designed to kill larvae, well, it looks like my original
presumptions were correct.. its not suitable for human consumption :).
ehhehahah MAD TACO DISEASE! |
| "MSNBC
- Highstakes Hacking, Euro-Style" wow, this is a
pretty leet article in regards to the differences between UK hax0rs
and US/CDN Hax0rs.. its pretty cool.. |
| "The
Register - X-ray Goggles, a reality?" uhm.. apparently
someone has developed X-ray goggles that dont radiate your brain.. but
instead of using them for 'looking through womens clothing' they want
to use them for underground pipe repair/location.. pfft.. what kinda
monkey would use a set of xray specs for that?. not me.. i'd stand around
an all girls Univ at lunch time.. mmm.. lunch time..
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| "BBspot
- New Types of Ram" bahahahahhahaha |
| "CNN
- Study shows why your dreams are so wierd" this
sounds interesting.. but i wish i could dream :\.. Sent in by: BunnyWhaqr
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| "Useless
Junk - Al Gore" bhgahahahhahahaha Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "What
the hell?~!?" im missing something.... Local copy here Sent in by Bethany
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| "MSNBC
- Thieves Site comes under Attack" well, i think
this was a great idea :). like.. if someone steals yer stuff,. the police
arn't gonna care to look for it.. so its upto you.. and naturally we're
all not smrt detectives.. so yeah.. but the those bitchez had to shut
the site down.. blah blah blah.. its all a CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!
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| "PolyCount
- Johnny5" ghahahah.. remember that movie 'Short
Circuit' (and homosexual sequel) well.. here it is.. the Johnny 5 Model
for quake3.. rux~!
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| "NetscapeNews
- Russian TV Tries Naked Newscasts" alright, Netscape
sucks, but i couldn't find this story anywhere else.. but yeah, them
pesky russians sure are innovative :). |
| "MyAOL
- Judge: Boy can wear Girls' Clothes" *BHAHAHAHHAAHHAA*
i dunno whats funnier, the fact that its boy going to school in padded
bra's, or that this article is on MyAOL! HAhahahahahah |
| "PennyArcade
- Slashdot" ghahahahahah owned.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Useless
Junk - I F*ck on the first date" alright, next birthday
a friend of mine has, and we take him out to get his ass all lic(qu0red)
up. im gonna get him one of these shirts :) Sent in by: PSX
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| "Porkchops"
This is some WIERD flash.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Excite
- Calif. Judge Orders Ford Recall" ouch.. Ford hasn't
been having a good time this year.. first that Tire thingy. now this
ignition problem.. makes me wonder why im driving a Ford Explorer..
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| "CrossCircuit
- Janet Poppins" Take this Janet Reno.!.. |
| "Device
for perfusing an animal head" wierd....... |
| "Useless
Junk - Server Wires" bhahahahha.. what a nightmare
of cables jahahahah |
| "Yahoo
- Travolta Sets Sights on 'Battlefield Earth' Sequel"
hahahahhaha.. the movie hailed as "the worst thing to *ever* hit
the screen" is coming back, with a sequel.. i'd love to see if
he gets funding from anyone *outside* his cult :). Sent in by: Toool
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| "BBCNews
- Quake blows away design problems" wow, how innovative...
some architechs are using the q2 engine to make 'virtual buildings'
and in these 'virtual buildings' they are able to show clients what
it will be like, before they commit to funding.. blah blah blah.. people
have been using autocad to do this for years.. once again.. i dont see
why this is so special... but i guess that the q2 engine is better then
the gay autocad engine.. oh well. .read it ! :). Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Adcritic
- Breast exam, and my name is Cam" ghahahahah this
is a good commercial.. JUST GO! Sent in by: Munch
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| "HAUNTED
SHOKTOBERFEST SPOOKTACULAR CINEMA THEATRE" hehe.
mine didn't load.. i wonder if thats the joke... oh well.. Geistmag
sucks
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| "PennyArcade
- Bitch" God i love being insane.. it makes life...
so... Not boring.. heh. |
| "ZDnet
- Qaz.trojan Infects Networks" yeah, we got hit
with this @work, no biggy.. who has openshares now adays anyway?. i
certainly dont.. all mine are either "readonly" or "noshare"
hehe.. ah well.. its still cool to read about.. |
| "JokeWallPaper
- Windoes MFE" bhahahah windows sucks.. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Funny Translations" hehe, now this is classy..
k. when a company tries to market something in another language, they
often run into translation problems.. and this page is dedicated to
those 'play on words' heh, check it out :). Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Useless
Joke - Summer Tan Lines" heheheh.. i like the Computer
Programmer one :). DATS ME~! Sent in by: PSX (pronounced 'Pee-Sex')
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| "Panoram
Technologies | PV290 DSK" hehe.. dont we all wish
we could have one of these.. Sent in by: Nadx
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| "Yahoo
- Tractor Treads on Amorous Couple" i can see this happening..
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| "CNN
- Regular sex 'for a younger looking self'" hey
who knew?..
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| "ABCNews
- Couple Commit Suicide in Swimming Pool" i guess
these people had never heard of putting their kids up for adoption..
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| "Isometric
Screenshots" hhe, someone has too much time on their
hands.. Sent in by: Perlandra & Greedo (they both sent me the same link in the same day)
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| "Suicide
Assisstant(gif)" heh... Local copy here Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "Uselessjunk
- AnnaSweat" alright this is kinda 'not work friendly'
but. its another one of those "0wn3d" pics, so you gotta check
it. Sent in by: PSX
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| "UserFriendly
- Watered down Unix" hehe.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Wired
- NASA warms to living on Mars" Uh yeah.. like this
will happen in my life time.. |
| "Go2net
- Scientists discover oldest living creature" heh,
a 250million year old Bacteria.. it sounds pretty cool, but were still
years from putting humans to hyper-sleep.. bleh.. |
| "BattleBots
- Meet the Battlebots" Bhahahah CHIABOT!.. ahahhahaha.
"PRIMARY WEAPONS : PLANTS" bhahahahha |
| "CNN
- Identical 13-year-old twins charged with rape of woman" alright,
this is what i've noticed.. kids today are getting dumber.. like i've
seen a bunch of kids, who are like 17-19, and their totaly fux0ring
morons.. when i was 17, i remember being a VERY intelligent guy. but
alas.. we all can't have the IQ of 151. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "IceBox
- Starship Game" hrmm. well the game sucks. but
its still good Flash :). hehe. Sent in by: Skace
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| "Drunk
Industries - Canaduh Wet Tshirt" alright, now this
site is on the edge of "non-office-friendly" course, there
is no nudity, just chicks with soaking wet white crop tops on.. so use
your imagination if you dont wanna click this link :). Sent in by: _RAM
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| "Single
Male Seeks(jpg)" bhahah.. if only girls like that
exsisted... well they prolly do.. they'd just never give me the time
of day :\.. ah well.. THEIR PROLLY WHORES ANYWAY!.. heh. Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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