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 "The
Register - Sony Production Problem Released" AH
HA!. see.. this is what happens when you change something so drastically
during pre-production, that you can't pull your head from behind your
ass.. anyway... Sony Sucks.. (but of course, i still have yet to play
a PS2.. but asoon as i get my paws on Gran Turismo 3.. im all over it) 
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| "DailyRadar
- The Death of the PS2" haha.. now if this isn't
a pie in yer eye.. the oh so illusive Console the PS2 is in wide shortage,
yet these guys are hell bent on destroying thiers :). hehe.. i can respect
that.
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| "BBSpot
- PTSD: The Hidden Epidemic" bhahah me being in
the Technical Support Industry makes this even more hilarious!.. |
| "Dear
Mr. Strapless - Child Course" bhahahahahahah.. Sent in by: Clouds
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| "OverClockers
- Turbine Case" alright, now this is badass, and
when i get all the stuff for my dual xeon system, i plan on building
it a very similar case :P Sent in by: Tungsten
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| "C|net
- New Software directs members to AOL homepage"
hah.. AOL is taking all power away from the users.. they are no longer
allowed to setup a "HomePage" in their browser (the page that
the browser defaults to when you open it). heh.. Sent in by: quj
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| "Yahoo
- Three Tiawanese wangs" bhahahah.. check out the
pic.... Sent in by: Skier
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| "APBNews
- Man accused of having Sex with Sheep" bhahahah
this is too classy to quote.. check it out! |
| "C|net
- Compaq to recall notebook betteries that can catch fire"
Yup, looks like Dell and Compaq are in the same boats, when it comes
to Notebooks.. makes you wonder, who tests these things?. like.. you'd
think that someone who was testing one of the offending notebooks would
go "gee, this thing is getting pretty hot.. Oh look, its smoking..
im sure thats normal.." heh.
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| "Yahoo
- Police Kill Actor at Los Angeles Halloween Party" this
is why you should never dress up as an armed black man for halloween..
heh. |
| "Lovin'
Lamb" Speaking of sex with sheep :). hehe Sent in by: Pyber
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| "HardOCP
- Men - and - Women" ehehe.. "has anyone seen
the manual to this thing...?" i've almost given up on women.. their
way too complex for me.. anyone know a good man with some breasts i
could contact for some hot man loving?.. oh well Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Webvoid.Stomped
- Interview with an AimBot" *snicker* the picture
rux~.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Measure
9 - Ballot Title 9" god you americans are silly..
just read this.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Salon
- Dont buy a PlayStation" heh. a very interesting
article inregards to Sega's Next Generation System.. along with its
Pro's and Con's (in comparison to its competing systems).. pretty neat..
check it out. |
| "LiftOff
Homepage - Satellite Tracking" Whoa, this is VERY
cool.. like.. you can see everything.. including the 'International
Space Station' thingy.. feer.. |
| "BBSpot
- Got Acid? PETA Slams Toad Lickers" HAHAHAHAHHAHh
BBSpot rux~..
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| "TechWeb
- Intel Sneaks in Software Upgrade Feature" god
damnit, when will Intel learn.. people dont like it when you stick stuff
in their processors without telling the general public (ala CPUID unique
numbering crap).. oh well.. intel sucks.. Sent in by: quj
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| "Hacker
Network - American History X" ahha, yet another
good parody.. (cept its kinda long, and the ending sucks, but the beginning
is still funny) eheheh. Sent in by: Flatline
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"Smaert
- Gay / Not Gay" THIS IS FRICKEN HILARIOUS! YOU
MUST READ THIS NOW!..
adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like one, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying "you like it don't you? you like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot". then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass, and says "you love it, you little pussyboy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot". and you're getting off on this, like you've never goten off before...Alright, this article might look long, but its a large font, with lots of space.. so relax :). Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "Shlong
Song" GHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA Sent in by: Fr0glet
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| "AdvanceOrder
- Mad Max" OMG if these wernt so expensive, i'd
so be all over this.. |
| "FoxNews
- Is a Naked Newscast the Newest Net Synergy?" YES
GIVE ME NEKKID NEWS!. |
| "Seattle
Times - The Worlds most Gullible Hooker" bhahahah
just read it! hbhahhahahah |
| "Rapturewear
- Jesus High" god, these christians are gay.. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Differences
in the male & Female" alright this will be funny
for like 5seconds, then it'll get really old.. so be prepared to close
the window.. Sent in by: Toooool
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| "RedMeat
Construction Set" hahah, everyone whos ever read
a 'redmeat' comic knows how much they rule.. well, heres your chance
to make yourown.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Slashdot
- Mandrake 7.2 in Wal-mart?" heheh now if that doesn't
say that mandrake is gay.. i dont know what will.. (unless they start
offering it on Gay DVD titles as an "addon" that would infact
make it more gay. Sent in by: Nadx
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| "CNN
- The Benefits of Giving Away Music" blah blah blah
radiohead rules.. blah blah blah napster sucks blah blah blah. |
| "Yahoo
- Astronomers Find New Minor Planet Near Pluto"
pfft. like anyone cares anymore about what orbiting asteroids are caught
around planets.. Find me some aliens.. then i'll be impressed. |
| "C|net
- Microsoft plugging away at Xbox as playstation2 debuts"
i dont get it.. MS is building a platform based on an x86 chipset, its
like.. if i wanted a PC i'd buy a PC (which i already own like 5 of
them).. so why should I as a consumer buy an xbox?. |
| "Choys
Toys - Spice Girls" GHBHAHAHAHAHHAAH IF YOU EVER
WANTED TO MOLEST A SPICE GIRL, BUT NEVER GOT THE CHANCE... NOW IS THE
TIME.. BUY A BARBIE SIZED DOLL OF YOUR FAVOURITE SPICE GIRL TODAY! Sent in by: Hee-la(our resident pervert)
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| "Yahoo
- TDK and Calmetrics anounce CDR Competitor, seen next year"
Oh please... everyone has a brilliant idea and says "yeah you'll see
it next year" and then nothing happens.. oh well, i guess time will
tell Sent in by: ToooOolio
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| "Site
for the Blind" ghahahah.. all the text is in brail
:). ahhahaha Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "LPPress
Release - Football kills as many students as school shootings"
heh.. now heres a statistic i like..but you see.. football is cool,
and so are school shootings. so either.. they stop allowing guns in
school, and footballs in the gym, i dont see how this is gonna change
anything. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "ABCNews
- 'Economy Class Syndrom' Kills UK Woman" oh yeah,
so i watched Final Destination the other day (i could have swore that
i saw a review of it saying that it was the sequel to Event Horizon,
which i thought was pretty wierd/cool movie) but yeah, it sucked. |
| "CNN
- Ad agency goofs on campaign billboard" bhahahahhaha
the only way this could have gotten better, was if, instead of it saying
"GORE" it said "Think Wang" hehehh |
| "Sky
Dancers Recall" Bhahahahahahah i didn't see this
coming... Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Duke2000
- Whatever it takes" bhahah check this guy out..
its like a none-gay news site! :) Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Time
- Teens Before Their Time" oh great.. females are
maturing MUCH faster then guys are now.. soon the whole country will
be run with them.. KILL THE FREAKS! Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Backstreet
Boys - Got Cock?" alright, this prolly isn't very
office friendly. but its still funny.. Sent in by: Spectre
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| "Yahoo
- Oklahoma school suspends girl for casting spell"
i too was reading this yesterday, but i dont really care who gets the
credit :). but yeah.. talk about being in the stone age.. "OH NO
SHES A WITCH! LETS BURN HER!" wait for it ... Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Sunday-Times.Co.UK
- Nasa Tests Flying Scooter" didn't i post this
already?...
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| "LaserMAME
- Vector games played in new light" hahahahah..
these guys brought back TEMPEST!. hahahaha.. god that game ruled.. (like
15years ago).
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| "Guns
Don't Kill People... - PennyArcade" Now, if this
was just in the correct banner size, i'd use it :). heh. |
| "Armor
of the Gods" Ghahahah "Hip Christian T-Shirts"
hahahahha make you sure you check out their product catalogue... its
hilarous!.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "BBspot
- Vote Dodgers Flee to Canada" ghahahahahahah Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Spankie
- Make it Fun, Entertaining sexual information and products"
bhahahahah. k. i posted this like agest ago, but.. they did an entire
site update.. so check it out.. its actually pretty cool. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ZDNet
- Intel Sets Pentium 4 path to 2GHz" hrmm thats
not a very long chip life IMO.. think about how quickly that 2GHz will
be reached (prolly by like october of next year, taking into consideration
the trends in chip speeds over time.).. ah well.. Sent in by: quj
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