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 November
30th 
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November
29th
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"CNN
- If you use Napster, You're Being Watched" Yet
another BigBrother is watching you update. but yeah, like i said, Napster
is a-lame..
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"FoxNews
- 350lbs Woman charged with Trying to Kill Daughter by Lying on her"
i know this isn't funny... but HBHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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"NationalPost
- Fast Finn fined $110,000 for speeding around Helsinki"
ahah.. i like the way they do traffic tickets in finland.. instead of
getting a set fine, the fine you pay is a percentage of your income..
since when i got all my tickets i didn't have a job (well, i might as
well of not had one).. and thus i'd have to pay a very minor fine..
bah~.
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"Ain't
It CoolNews - AVALON Preview" HELLS JEAH~ k, you
people out there must have seen Akira, and Ghost in the Shell by now..
so chances are you know how much they rule.. and guess what, theres
another film coming out, by the people who brought you both of those
movies, and its name is Avalon, read this, it seems promising, since
their like, mixing Real Time, and Handdrawn stuff.. feer.
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"Whats
the Worst Car of the Millennium?" hahaha, notice
the total number of Chevy's in this list... makes you wonder if they've
ever made a good car :).
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"eBay
- F__ck-*.* domains" heheh.. check this auction
out :) hehehe.
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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"Yahoo
- Highway Chase for Man in Wheelchair" didn't i
already post this?.. eheheh..
Sent in by: witz
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November
28th
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"CNN
- 3dfx to stop making graphics cards" heh. remember
like last year (About this time) 3dfx bought STB, so they could produce
their own graphics boards, (instead of selling the chipset to manufactures).
then, they told all of the manufactures to 'eat their ass' and turned
their back... now.. their beggin'em to come back :). hehe. 3dfx sucks..
LONG LIVE nVIDIA!
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"ZDNet
- Comdex - Gates unveils Tablet PC" i love how they
do this.. Microsoft announces some cool hardware. and instead of discussing
what makes it so revolutionary, they talk about something a frivolous
as the 'inkable TFT screen' a-lame..
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"C|Net
- Scour to end File-Swapping Service" heh.. oh how
the mighty have fallen.. see, if the people at scour were SMRT they'd
release the source code for the server.. that way, they couldn't be
responcible for anything.. ah well.. Scour sucks too.
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"Excite
- Evening Cross-Dressing Now Legal in Tasmania"
WELL THANK GOD FOR THAT.. ITS ABOUT TIME THAT TASMANIA GETS WITH THE
TIMES! *snicker*
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"USAToday
- Another NASA Hacker Pleads Guilty" blah blah blah,
hacking is bad, blah blah blah
Sent in by: Optical
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"Sumo
Scouts" even though all the text is in Japanese,
its still hilarious~ check out all these sumo wrestlers dressed up as
Sailor Scouts (from Sailor moon).. hehe.
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"WashingtonPost
- U.S. Now a 'Threat' in China's Eyes" heheh. here's
a big surprize... China now hates the USA...
Sent in by: Witz
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November
27th
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November
26th
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"CNN
- Russian Controllers Lose Contact with U.S Satellite after Launch"
UH HUH.. can you really trust the russians (im not being racist, i am
one, so i can make fun of them)... if you think about it.. maybe the
russians never sent the satellite into space, they're prolly trying
to reverse engineer the thing.. and then they plan on selling it on
the black market.. think about it.. their space program is currently
crap, they need the technology and the money needed by this litte endevor..
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"Wired
- Sex Survivor's Sleazy Demise" bhahahahahah had
i known that there was a "Sex Survivor" i prolly would have
forked out the 70$ a week to watch it :).
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"MSNBC
- Internet Pioneer Urges Overhaul" President Elect
Al Gore, The man who created the internet, pleads to ISP to upgrade
to his new "Data over Paper Medium" claiming incredible transfer
performance. if only that was what this article was about :).
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"Newgrounds
- Mentos" *snicker*..
Sent in by: Munch
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"Anti-Sexism"
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH This rux~.. im gonna paste just a bit... so
i wont ruin it :). heher..
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your
dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"More
Dubya" So Who The Fuck is the president?.. Warning
Gay Midi!
Sent in by: Smeagol
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"GuardianUnlimitedNews
- 300 boys invade school in rape attempt" now this
is an organized bunch of boys.. they planned on raiding the school,
and raping the 300 female occupants.. but.. alas.. they suck. and they
could 'get up' the courage to fight the good fight, then the police
broke it up.. pfft.. homos..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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November
25th
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"CNN
- Sony unveils prototype humanoid robot" WHOA! check
this guy out.. and notice the size.. i can think of 1 wicked use for
this little guy.. cleaning up and organizing my desk.. think about it..
when your working, he sits idle.. but when your gone.. he picks up all
your stuff, and organizes it.. it might not seem like a big deal. but
it would be a lifesaver for me :).
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"Wired
- Skip to Your Loo With GPS" great.. i can imagine
that the people in Australia arn't overly impressed with their tax dollars
going towards mapping all the potty's on their contintent.
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"NewGrounds
- Ninja Guy" OMG check out this animation. its prolly
the best flash i've ever seen.. *spooge*..
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"MSNBC
- Mr. Rogers says goodbye to TV" :\. wow, i can
remeber like 15years ago, watching Mr. Rogers.. it ruxed~ its too bad
that my kids (who are non-existant right now) wont be able to appreciate
him :\..
Sent in by: Vass
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"iFilm
- Jackie Burger" *snicker*
Sent in by: Munch
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"Fishdot
- The Furby Hooker Network" Uuuuuh.. some people
have way too much time on their hands.. Huh HUhhh..
Sent in by: Mistryl
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"NewScientist
- Washed off the map" feer the global warming..
WATER WORLD HERE WE COME! I WANNA SIT NEXT TO KEVIN COSTNER..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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November
24th
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"Discovery
- The Invisible Condom" Cool. you gotta check this
shizz out.. its a neato idea. "Prostitutes whose clients refuse
to wear condoms could find discreet protection, as could women at risk
of catching sexually transmitted diseases from philandering partners.
" This will turn you into a slut.. hehehe..
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"USAToday
- Ebay Probed over Gun Sales" huh huh.. he said
Probed. huh huh..
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"PCRivals
- `Splode a Motherboard" i dunno. this kinda destruction
i've always found gay "Hey lets douce this thing in lighter fluid,
and set it on fire.." whatever happened to "hey, lets hook
this thing upto a car battery, and juice this fucker.. " heh. something
a bit more unique.. thats what im talking about.
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"PennyArcade
- Am i a Genius?" heheheh
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"The
Atari 2600 VCSp Story" WHOA! Atari's rule.. if i
had the same amount of free time this guy has, i'd be doing the same..
heheh.
Sent in by: ^Smash
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"Hey
sup!! DONT MAKE FUN OF ME CUZ IM GREEN CUZ THATS GAY!!!"
This is the most lame site i've seen in awhile. notice the background,
ripped right out of the wolfenstien texture pack.. and what the hell
is with the mad gay midi track.. god.. some people could learn a thing
or two about HTML and the Internet..
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"ILoveBacon
- Popcorn Chicken Penis" bhahahah. nothing like
subliminal advertising..
Sent in by: SetUseer
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November
23rd
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November
22nd
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"CNN
- WATCH's list of '10 worst toys'" eek.. looks like
xmas is closer then i thought :\.. i guess its time to start saving
ducats.. and selling my body on the street.. Oh in the confort of strangers..
thats the life i want..
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"Welcome
to the NEUTICLES website" *snicker*.. Now you too
can own your very own set of Aftermarket Testicles..
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"NBC
- Toy Store Broken Into-Only One Item Stolen" and
i bet you can't guess what item that was..... i'll give you a hint..
the name of it starts with PlayStation2.. err. hehh..
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"Telegraph
- Naked News Outrages Church and Mafia" hehehe..
you all know what this article is about.. yup those naked news reports
are stirring things up over in Italy, this just goes to show.. that
Italians have no sense of humor.. and they can't appreciate a nice beautiful
naked woman, telling them about the weather.. IF IT BOTHERS YOU, DONT
WATCH IT!.
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"The
Avenger - How to Turn the Work Life of a 7-11 Employee Into a Living
Hell" BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH you've gotta check this
out~..
Sent in by: Pyber
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"SPTimes
- Floridian; Lets Go, Girls!" uuuh... This could
only happen in America.. like, i've never heard of this happening in
Canuckia..
Sent in by: Skoo
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"Salon
- Drop'em Babe" alright.. i must find a hot chicky
who believes in the same things that this old chick does.. cuz oral
sex is the cure for everything.. she's knows it.. and she's smaert..
hehe. but yeah, read it (i think im gonna print this out, and leave
it on the coffee table at my girlfriends house.. hehe.)
Sent in by: Fr0g
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