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December
7th
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December
6th
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"Yahoo
- Man Kills Deer with Pocket Knife" pfft. i know
im Hardcore.. but this guy is [H]ardcore.. i'd hate to be a deer in
his backyard, he'd come jumping out of a tree and slit my throat or
something..
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"SalonSex
- Jail Baby" hahah.. it looks like 2 people (guy
and a girl) in prison, with cells side by side, got a bit too busy..
*snicker* i bet this place is gonna have a complete security overhaul
:)..
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"FoxNews
- Friends of a Doughnut Came Out to Celebrate 20th Anniversary"
hehe, yeah a "super donut"... heh.. silly americans... and
to think, they make fun of us canadians' for liking to eat donuts..
(hell i love'em - donuts, not americans).. ah well.. this one is short,
so go read about the mystic donut :).
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"AmIGeekOrNot?"
THIS GUY RULES!. I WANT TO BE HIM!@
Sent in by: Iscariot

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"DarkHumor"
heh. check out this site, its pretty funny, they've even got a humor
sections (yeah, the title of the page doesn't lie that much) but yeah,
its pretty neat check it out..
Sent in by: Biofeedbk

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"SMHNews
- Gut Feelings Cry out for Waste" uuh, this is too
wierd for me to quote.. just read it..
Sent in by: Tungsten

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"Yahoo
- Tavern Serves up Turkey Testicles" *snicker*..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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December
5th
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"Excite
- BBC Says Sorry for 'African Orphan' Stunt" haha
i have a new found respect for the british.. like, this is something
i would do.. but they beat me to it (DOH!). eheh.. but yeah, the BBC
people hired an actor to play an 'African Orphan' then, went door to
door, collecting money, and when they got their first 'taker' (she gave
like a buck fifty) they unloaded a crate from a truck, with the african
orphan actor inside *snicker* ingenious~

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"PLIF
- Sado-masochist Happy Meal" heheh *JEAH!* eheh.
PLIF Rux, they need to have more cool cartoons like this..
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"Yahoo
- THX Picture and Sound Quality Now Available in Computer Products"
Thank god and pass the ammo.. Dell once again has done something that
we could all (honestly) live without.. THX Sound on a PC? come on..
my 10.00$ speakers have done me good then a THX surround sound thing
could.. give me a break... if you have the money to dump into a THX
setup for your PC chances are you've already got a THX (or Dolby) setup
for your 52" Flat Plasma TV, 5.1 surround sound.. so why would
you need it for your PC too?. i dont get it..

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"WashingtonPost
- Crew Member Sucked Out of Plane" heh, someone
was a little over anxious at work.. and look where it got him.. see,
this is why im an under achiever. dont try to hard, cuz you'll only
get hurt :).
Sent in by: Witz

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"VeggieDate
- Vegetarian Personal Ads" bhahahahahahha
Sent in by: Ninthline

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"Bleat(jpg)"
bhahahahah this is funny for so many reasons.. (to me....) so i doubt
any of you will get it :\..
Local copy here
Sent in by: 3D_MAX

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"Straight
Dope - Who Invented Hell?" alright, this isn't very
'whacked' but it sure is interesting.. check i tout.. it's pretty cool..
Did the Bible "originally state" that there is a place
like Hell? Depends on what you mean by "originally." In the Old Testament,
there was no "place of eternal damnation." There was Sheol, where
everybody--good or bad--went after they died. It was, according to
the U.S. News article, "a gloomy underworld realm , a morally neutral
place akin to the Hades of ancient Greek mythology."
Things got messier from there. When the Hebrew text was translated
into Greek, "Sheol" was replaced by "Hades." Then, when evolving Jewish
and Christian beliefs began to emphasize resurrection, Hades became
a place where only the nasty folks went.
Sent in by: MsWas

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December
4th
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December
3rd
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"SFGate
- Cellphones are the New Peacock Feathers, Used for Attracting females"
hrmm, this is odd, cuz whenever i use my cellphone infront of a chick
(That i wanna do) i feel like a total tool... oh well.. maybe its an
american thing..
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"Daily
Press: Chicken Head Found in Wing Box" bhahahhah
I'm never eating at McDonalds again.... (and why dont we have chicken
wings at McDonalds here in Canada?).. ah well..
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"DailyExpress:
Bermuda Triangle, Really the Anus of the earth?"
hehe, yeah, thats not the real title of the article, but it should be,
anyway, some scientists are saying that Ships lost in the Bermuda Triangle,
could have actually been sunk due to large methane deposits rupturing
under the ocean surface (anyone familar with the way torpedos work will
know what i mean). check it out..

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"Wired
- Its New Media, but is is art?" i can sum this
up in so few words.. "who cares...."
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"TheBench
- Raised in Prophecy" i dont get it...
Sent in by: Smash0r

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"Posting
on Usenet" actually this is kinda funny, but anyone
who pays for newsgroups (When they get them for free) is a monkey.
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"ENews
- Rambus Reveals plans to collect royalties from Chipset Makers"
Uhm, if i was intel, i would extend my middle finger, and stick out
my tongue, while farting in the general direction of Rambus...
Sent in by: Esses

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December
2nd
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"Telegraph
- Tomato Puree bomb blows off womans fingers" those
crazy italians are at it again...

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"CNN
- Russian party boy secludes himself in web experiment"
oh wow.. how risque`.. hasn't this already been done? like lonely guy
locks himself in a room, with only the internet and a credit card to
live off of?.. bah~.
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"BBCNews
- Chinese Teacher cuts off Pupils Finger" BVHBHAH.
now thats rough.. kids needs a pair of shoes, so he steals his younger
brothers shoes, teacher flips, grabs scissors, and cuts off a 1/3 of
the boys index finger.. if this happened to me or my kid, i'd be pretty
pissed.. but really. could you expect anything else? remember Tianamin
Square? NEVER TRUST A CHINESE TEACHER!.

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"Final
Meal Requests" This is sweet.. it really gives me
some meal ideas :). hehe. but yeah, this is the Texas Prison systems
"Final Meal sheet" its pretty cool, check it..
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"Gay
Test" *snicker*
Sent in by: Clouds

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"SalonTech
- Designer Vagina's" didn't i post this already?
anyway, this is pretty funny, i often wondered if there was a way to
improve the vagina (im not saying its the best, but, i dunno, men can
enlarge their penis, i always wondered if women had cosmetic surgery
on their bitz..) anyway. heh. yeah.. read it :).
Sent in by: Tungsten

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"HardOCP
- Roasted Socket" Whoa! i wonder what the hell this
guy was doing to his Socket 370 chip.. cuz that socket looks pretty
toasted.. heh..
Sent in by: Iscariot

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December
1st
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"CNN
- Russian grandmother 'wanted to sell child for organs'"
think about it.. is russia is in such a state, where they need money,
what would be wrong with selling some kids? like serious, 90grand (usd)
a pop.. it would only take a couple hundred kids, and the country would
be back up on its collective feet..
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"MSNBC
- Next-gen chips: Silicon or Plastic" pfft. im all
for totally new types of technology.. but i only believe in pratical
applications of media, like.. Plastic; it a heat insulator.. where as
Silicon is more of a HeatTransfer material (although it does insulate
some heat, but nothing near what plastic does). so yeah. unless we're
gonna be seeing Bigger Heatsinks, and Bigger Fans, i dont think its
gonna be worth it..

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"TechWeb
- Corel Mulls Exiting Linux, CEO Says" heh, if they
dump linux, what else will they do, that doesnt' suck?..
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"Everywhere
Girl" NOTICE: THIS IS WIERD AND NOT WORK FRIENDLY!
Sent in by: _RAM

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"NanoLoop
- Gameboy Sound Editor/Synthesizer" WHOA! grab the
mp3's on the sample page, they rux.. if my gameboy still worked, i'd
be all over this..
Sent in by: Mr. Tangent

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"JustinSpace
- Obscene Interiors" hahaha, looks like someone
is making fun of the amatuer pr0n scene.. :). they're basically taking
scenes from some generic am.pr0n site, and nit picking all the interior
design choices :). some of it is REALLY FUNNY :). hehe..
Sent in by: Myth2

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"Funeral-Cast"
bahahhahahahahahah i had no idea there was an industry for this... ajhahhahahaha
No matter what the culture, the funeral ritual is important
to all of us. Unfortunately people cannot always attend funeral and
memorial services for many reasons.
Through this site you can watch your loved-ones actual funeral, memorial
and graveside service or view online death notices and memorials from
anywhere computer and Internet access is available.
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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