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December 7th
"NewGrounds - The New Task" didn't i post this already?..

"Stupid(jpg)" Ouch, i feel for this car... the owner has no idea what he's doing, and shouldn't be driving..
Local copy here
"Wired - EMusic Tracks Napster Naughties" Warning Napster Users, Bigbrother is watching..
So Emusic put two engineers on the job and on Tuesday, less than three weeks after starting, the company said it had created a tracking technology that continually searches the network looking for users who have made available tracks from the retailer.
By tracking the MD5 checksum, which uniquely identifies the original source of a song, Hoffman said that Emusic would be able to track files that were being made available from one individual to other Napster users.

"X-Entertainment - McDonalds Presents - The Most Important Meal of the day" bhahahahahahha check this out :). its a critique of the McDonalds Breakfast :).

"Victims of Pornography" bhahaha check this site out!@#!@
Sent in by: `red
"ZDNet - Five Things you Didn't Know Windows Could Do" WHoa, i didn't know that Explore quick exit one.. leet.. learn something new everyday...
Sent in by: Tungsten
"Excite - Two Seek Airport Toilet, End up in Moscow" didn't i post this one too?...
Sent in by: Spiffie
 
December 6th
"Yahoo - Man Kills Deer with Pocket Knife" pfft. i know im Hardcore.. but this guy is [H]ardcore.. i'd hate to be a deer in his backyard, he'd come jumping out of a tree and slit my throat or something..

"SalonSex - Jail Baby" hahah.. it looks like 2 people (guy and a girl) in prison, with cells side by side, got a bit too busy.. *snicker* i bet this place is gonna have a complete security overhaul :)..

"FoxNews - Friends of a Doughnut Came Out to Celebrate 20th Anniversary" hehe, yeah a "super donut"... heh.. silly americans... and to think, they make fun of us canadians' for liking to eat donuts.. (hell i love'em - donuts, not americans).. ah well.. this one is short, so go read about the mystic donut :).

"AmIGeekOrNot?" THIS GUY RULES!. I WANT TO BE HIM!@
Sent in by: Iscariot
"DarkHumor" heh. check out this site, its pretty funny, they've even got a humor sections (yeah, the title of the page doesn't lie that much) but yeah, its pretty neat check it out..
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
"SMHNews - Gut Feelings Cry out for Waste" uuh, this is too wierd for me to quote.. just read it..
Sent in by: Tungsten
"Yahoo - Tavern Serves up Turkey Testicles" *snicker*..
Sent in by: Maxtype
 
December 5th
"Excite - BBC Says Sorry for 'African Orphan' Stunt" haha i have a new found respect for the british.. like, this is something i would do.. but they beat me to it (DOH!). eheh.. but yeah, the BBC people hired an actor to play an 'African Orphan' then, went door to door, collecting money, and when they got their first 'taker' (she gave like a buck fifty) they unloaded a crate from a truck, with the african orphan actor inside *snicker* ingenious~
"PLIF - Sado-masochist Happy Meal" heheh *JEAH!* eheh. PLIF Rux, they need to have more cool cartoons like this..

"Yahoo - THX Picture and Sound Quality Now Available in Computer Products" Thank god and pass the ammo.. Dell once again has done something that we could all (honestly) live without.. THX Sound on a PC? come on.. my 10.00$ speakers have done me good then a THX surround sound thing could.. give me a break... if you have the money to dump into a THX setup for your PC chances are you've already got a THX (or Dolby) setup for your 52" Flat Plasma TV, 5.1 surround sound.. so why would you need it for your PC too?. i dont get it..
"WashingtonPost - Crew Member Sucked Out of Plane" heh, someone was a little over anxious at work.. and look where it got him.. see, this is why im an under achiever. dont try to hard, cuz you'll only get hurt :).
Sent in by: Witz
"VeggieDate - Vegetarian Personal Ads" bhahahahahahha
Sent in by: Ninthline
"Bleat(jpg)" bhahahahah this is funny for so many reasons.. (to me....) so i doubt any of you will get it :\..
Local copy here
Sent in by: 3D_MAX

"Straight Dope - Who Invented Hell?" alright, this isn't very 'whacked' but it sure is interesting.. check i tout.. it's pretty cool..
Did the Bible "originally state" that there is a place like Hell? Depends on what you mean by "originally." In the Old Testament, there was no "place of eternal damnation." There was Sheol, where everybody--good or bad--went after they died. It was, according to the U.S. News article, "a gloomy underworld realm , a morally neutral place akin to the Hades of ancient Greek mythology."

Things got messier from there. When the Hebrew text was translated into Greek, "Sheol" was replaced by "Hades." Then, when evolving Jewish and Christian beliefs began to emphasize resurrection, Hades became a place where only the nasty folks went.
Sent in by: MsWas
 
December 4th
"MSNBC - New Domain Name Suffixes Selected" didn't i already post this?.. ah well, if i didn't, they chose some of the most lame (is that right? "most lame" ?) suffixes they had.. ah well.. this is the price of progress

"CNN - Convicted Hackers Prison ID Card for sale online" FREE MITNICK! oh wait.. he's already free... gay!

"FoxNews - Kids get day of when septic tank backs into air conditioning" SCHOOL STINKS! (heh).. yeah.. i couldn't help myself with this one :).

"BBSpot - Reagan Requests Recount in Minnesota" *Snicker* hehehheehhe
Sent in by: Witz
"RobotSex.com" BHAHAHAHAH i can't believe that this is actually a website.. ahhaha.. WARNING: Not work friendly.. it is an actual pr0n site.. so dont click the link if your boss is hanging around :).
Sent in by: Brandi
"CNN - Is marijuana really medicine? Scientists search for answer" uh huh.. i bet their "searching" ie, "smoking" heh..
Sent in by: Servo
"FoxNews - The Ultimate Desk for the Digital Age" I'm Ordering 2~
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
 
December 3rd
"SFGate - Cellphones are the New Peacock Feathers, Used for Attracting females" hrmm, this is odd, cuz whenever i use my cellphone infront of a chick (That i wanna do) i feel like a total tool... oh well.. maybe its an american thing..

"Daily Press: Chicken Head Found in Wing Box" bhahahhah I'm never eating at McDonalds again.... (and why dont we have chicken wings at McDonalds here in Canada?).. ah well..

"DailyExpress: Bermuda Triangle, Really the Anus of the earth?" hehe, yeah, thats not the real title of the article, but it should be, anyway, some scientists are saying that Ships lost in the Bermuda Triangle, could have actually been sunk due to large methane deposits rupturing under the ocean surface (anyone familar with the way torpedos work will know what i mean). check it out..
"Wired - Its New Media, but is is art?" i can sum this up in so few words.. "who cares...."

"TheBench - Raised in Prophecy" i dont get it...
Sent in by: Smash0r
"Posting on Usenet" actually this is kinda funny, but anyone who pays for newsgroups (When they get them for free) is a monkey.
Sent in by: Smeagol
"ENews - Rambus Reveals plans to collect royalties from Chipset Makers" Uhm, if i was intel, i would extend my middle finger, and stick out my tongue, while farting in the general direction of Rambus...
Sent in by: Esses
 
December 2nd
"Telegraph - Tomato Puree bomb blows off womans fingers" those crazy italians are at it again...

"CNN - Russian party boy secludes himself in web experiment" oh wow.. how risque`.. hasn't this already been done? like lonely guy locks himself in a room, with only the internet and a credit card to live off of?.. bah~.

"BBCNews - Chinese Teacher cuts off Pupils Finger" BVHBHAH. now thats rough.. kids needs a pair of shoes, so he steals his younger brothers shoes, teacher flips, grabs scissors, and cuts off a 1/3 of the boys index finger.. if this happened to me or my kid, i'd be pretty pissed.. but really. could you expect anything else? remember Tianamin Square? NEVER TRUST A CHINESE TEACHER!.
"Final Meal Requests" This is sweet.. it really gives me some meal ideas :). hehe. but yeah, this is the Texas Prison systems "Final Meal sheet" its pretty cool, check it..

"Gay Test" *snicker*
Sent in by: Clouds
"SalonTech - Designer Vagina's" didn't i post this already? anyway, this is pretty funny, i often wondered if there was a way to improve the vagina (im not saying its the best, but, i dunno, men can enlarge their penis, i always wondered if women had cosmetic surgery on their bitz..) anyway. heh. yeah.. read it :).
Sent in by: Tungsten
"HardOCP - Roasted Socket" Whoa! i wonder what the hell this guy was doing to his Socket 370 chip.. cuz that socket looks pretty toasted.. heh..
Sent in by: Iscariot
 
December 1st
"CNN - Russian grandmother 'wanted to sell child for organs'" think about it.. is russia is in such a state, where they need money, what would be wrong with selling some kids? like serious, 90grand (usd) a pop.. it would only take a couple hundred kids, and the country would be back up on its collective feet..

"MSNBC - Next-gen chips: Silicon or Plastic" pfft. im all for totally new types of technology.. but i only believe in pratical applications of media, like.. Plastic; it a heat insulator.. where as Silicon is more of a HeatTransfer material (although it does insulate some heat, but nothing near what plastic does). so yeah. unless we're gonna be seeing Bigger Heatsinks, and Bigger Fans, i dont think its gonna be worth it..
"TechWeb - Corel Mulls Exiting Linux, CEO Says" heh, if they dump linux, what else will they do, that doesnt' suck?..

"Everywhere Girl" NOTICE: THIS IS WIERD AND NOT WORK FRIENDLY!
Sent in by: _RAM
"NanoLoop - Gameboy Sound Editor/Synthesizer" WHOA! grab the mp3's on the sample page, they rux.. if my gameboy still worked, i'd be all over this..
Sent in by: Mr. Tangent
"JustinSpace - Obscene Interiors" hahaha, looks like someone is making fun of the amatuer pr0n scene.. :). they're basically taking scenes from some generic am.pr0n site, and nit picking all the interior design choices :). some of it is REALLY FUNNY :). hehe..
Sent in by: Myth2
"Funeral-Cast" bahahhahahahahahah i had no idea there was an industry for this... ajhahhahahaha
No matter what the culture, the funeral ritual is important to all of us. Unfortunately people cannot always attend funeral and memorial services for many reasons.
Through this site you can watch your loved-ones actual funeral, memorial and graveside service or view online death notices and memorials from anywhere computer and Internet access is available.
Sent in by: `Nemesis