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 December
21st 
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December
20th
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"Yahoo
- Man Puts World-Record FingerNails on Auction Block"
wierd...... who'd want to buy a set of long dank fingernails?...
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"MSNBC
- Video Games are Unhealthy for Girls" ehhe, whats
wrong with big boobs?.. i'd like to find someone who has a problem with
them.. like serious.. they dont hurt anyone.. its neither a benefit,
or a curse.. they're just their.. if the parents want to attack something
that gives girls a bad sense of what being a woman is. tell them to
go witch hunt Barbie...
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"ABCNews
- Unmanned Combat Plane to Take Off" feer. its like
the 'Son of Stealth Fighter' hehehe.. i can see the movie headlines
already :).
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"CNN
- 'Electrocuted' Man Rises from the Dead" ahhaha
read this! (its short, but good).
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"Mr.
ShowBiz - Movie Guide - Dungeons and Dragons" wow,
look what a bunch of losers thought was a good idea.. "hey lets
make a movie to compete with the Lord of the Rings movie coming out
in 2001.. yeah, we'll make a fortune..." more like "we'll
make some crap that'll fill the void until something good comes out..
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Sent in by: snc
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"Catenema.com"
bhahahah. this is totally not what you think (or atleast
i was dreading having to click on it, knowing the domain.. :). hehe..
but its pretty good. i love the illustrations..~!..
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"Christian
Game Spotlight - Quake3" I never knew the Christians
played video games?.. i thought they were only allowed to read bibles,
and smite the druids/Pagans....
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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December
19th
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"News.com.au
- Regulator to rule Gene Technology" hehh.. looks
like those scientists intending on cloning an army of super men in thier
respective garages will now face jail time if discovered.. feer..
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"SnowMan
- CrimeScene" BHAHAHAHHHAHA the only way these guys
could have done a better job, is if they'd put yellow 'WARNING' tape
up all around the snowman.. ahhahahahah
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"Dirty
Proverbs - Dirty Sexual Terms performed by Men and Women"
bhahah, i've posted a bunch of these awhile ago, but theres a bunch
of new ones.. (most of the new ones, involve poo+pee, so im not very
interested in those :\..)..
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"Yahoo
- Assertive Girls More Likely to Insist on Condoms"
haha. you'd think that if a guy really wanted sex, he'd do anything
to get it. including putting on a condom.. hehe.. oh well, maybe african
men are different then us N. American men.. *shrug*
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"The
Wet T-Shirt Hall of Fame" mmmm Wet T-Shirt Contests...
wow. you know what.. in my 20some years of living, i have never seen
a wet T-Shirt Contest... Never.. i can't believe it.. i thought i'd
done everything.. heheh, looks like i'll just have to wait until i see
one advertised :). heh..
Sent in by: Bosco
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"Xandia
- Presidential Erection" uuuh.. more wierdness....
Sent in by: Choralone
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"Rangs'
Renderings" Alright, warning.. this is another one
of these 3dstudio max freaks, doing porn renderings of things.. well,
this one is extra wierd, since he seems to do Raptors humping each other..
wierd...... so yeah be warned..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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December
18th
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"Warning
Seals" bhahahah k, this is funny for 2 reasons..
first, someone ripped of 3BP.com and copied the image to their Geocities
space, secondly. just read it :). i never knew it was illegal to molest
a seal... hehehHhahahahh.. I would love to get arrested for that.
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"CNN
- It's Official; Santa Fit To Fly" God, this is
pretty a-lame.. I'm surprized CNN would sink this low...
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"Excite
- Trees Planted in Swastica Shapes" hahahah, Now
thats pretty cool.. Trees planted in the shape of something.. i never
thought of doing that.. heheh.. *mental note*..
Note: Also seen on Yahoo
(WITH PICTURES!)
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"Excite
- Murder Charges Dropped, Victim Found" alright
1 question.. if the 'victim' was found... how could he be a victim?.....
interesting.....
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"MyAOL
- Texas Executions at 40" hHAHAH this article rules
for the following reason...
HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) - A 60-year-old man convicted of killing
a liquor store owner 11 years ago was executed by injection Thursday,
the 40th and last inmate put to death in a record year for Texas executions.
Claude Howard Jones looked at five members of his victim's family
and said: ``I hope this can bring some closure to y'all. I'm sorry
for your loss.'' He then looked at the warden and said:
``Let's go.''
Sent in by: quj
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"FoxNews
- Turn On the High Beams - New Fashion Trend" HEH..
i dunno what to say.. but i think i like where this is going.. but i
dunno if i can wait for the mens prothetic wang.. i might just have
to stuff a couple socks in my pants..
Sent in by: Disruptor
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"Abuse-a-tron"
I'm pretty sure i posted something like this ages ago, but this is improved
from the last one i saw, (this one has images as buttons and stuff)
feer..
Sent in by: Insaney
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December
17th
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"PhilliNews
- Scarfo case could test cyber-spying tactic" oh
wow, look at the leet fbi script kiddies.. arn't they leet.. they use
keyloggers to steal passwords.. leet leet leet.. my question is.. what
did they do, goto Google and type in "KEY LOGGING FOR DUMMY'S"
or what?~ :).
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"Rat
Dogs of Sodom!" Buh... am i missing soemthing?..
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"Yahoo
- 3DFX Announces possible sale to nVidia" hahahaha,
you know what.. the best thing 3DFX ever did, was release the Voodoo2...
anything after that has sucked (now i can't say anything about the v4's
or v5's since i dont have a 500$ to blow on a crappy video card). anyway,
looks like 3DFX is struggling to keep its head above water.. since its
selling like 90% of its assets to nVidia :). hehe.. suckers..
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"Indrema
- Console of the Future" Whoa, Step off Playstation
2.. and feel the fury of Indrema~! heh, it looks like a regular computer..
cept smaller.. feer..
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"Excite
- Pacifiers Choking Babies" *snicker*.. i dont know
why this is funny, but it just is :).
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"The
Jargon Dictionary - Twink" HAH, i had no idea that
this is what Twink ment! i gotta start using it :). it seems to fit
so many people way too well..
Sent in by: Fr0g
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"Yahoo
- OJ Ripped Off Glasses in Road Rage Fit, Driver Says"
heheh.. this would be way cooler if the title was "OJ Savagely
Stabbed Motorist, in Road Rage Fit" heh.. ah well.. who doesn't
love OJ?.. how can you hate a man who successfully got away with murder?
:).
Sent in by: quj
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December
16th
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"Click
on Detroit - Sword-Wielding Man Allegedly Assault Snowman"
GLAUHAUUAAHUAHAUAUAAHUAHU this is so... me... :)
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"CNN
- Mobile Gun" this is a followup to the Cellphone
Gun link i posted earlier in the week.. feer... ALL I WANT FOR XMAS
IS MY OWN CELLGUN! MY OWN CELL GUN! MY OWN CELL GUN
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"Salon
- Florida's Flawed 'Voter-Cleansing' Program" OoOOo
Interesting.. apparently some felons in Florida have lost the right
to vote.. so it was prolly screwing up the counts.. but yeah.. its still
not a good enough reason why the US doesn't have a president yet...
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"Anacortes
Sewer System(jpg)" Oh My! Mental note, next time
im passing through Anacortes, i must steal a 'man hole' (well, i'll
be covering my man hole too :) cover, cuz they rule~..
Local copy here
Sent in by: O_o
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"Philly.com
- Donation Rejected" BHAHAHA.. alright this rules..
i dont know who came up with the idea of having a party, with nekkid
women, rubbing pork products on their chests.. All of a sudden, i have
a craving for pork :). hehe. anyway, they had this pork party to try
and raise money for the local fire department, and when they went to
donate the cash, they got denied.. :). heheh.. read..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Classic
Gaming - Centipede Master" alright, i dont know
how old my viewer base is.. but anyone whos 20 or older will remember
this game... infact, i think theres still a standup of this one at a
couple bars i goto.. anyway.. some guy got like 7million points in a
single game.. (EhGAh~ thats a lotta points). and to think.. it only
took 9hours to get that score... 9HOURS~.. heh.
Sent in by: JCandy
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"Retarded
Candy Ravers" And in this weeks caught on film,
we focus on.. The Candy Raver.... in their habitat, with candy.. stay
tuned after these messages from our sponcers.. heh. check out the pics
(hit the next button at the bottom of hte page alot :).
Sent in by: Katester
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December
15th
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