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 Hey
kids, just wanted to wish all my Viewers a Happy New years, and all
i can hope is, all this millenium bullshizz will finally be over.. NO
MORE Y2K~.. heh. .Creator  
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| "ABCNews
- US Sperm Wanted!" heheh. notice the first line
"by semen we're not talking about sailors" but when you think
about it.. wouldn't it be cheaper just to prostitute yourself out to
an american sailer (if you wanted US Sperm?) just a thought... |
| "CNN
- Users Cry Foul with Netscape 6" Face it.. Netscape
hasn't done anything worthwhile since they were bought by AOL.. like
Netscape 4.0 rocked IE 4.0.. but now netscape is just another failing
dotcom..
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| "C|Net
- eBay Cracks down on members' offline deals" heh
OOPS.. heh.. but if you ask me, eBay is beyond fair.. its costs me (on
average) 1.00$ usd to sell something on ebay.. and when i sell something
for 100.00$, 1% isn't something im gonna complain about.. |
| "WashingtonPost
- Baby Torn from Womb in Crash Survives" Whoa, this
is wierd.. read now~. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Old
Man Murray - Freedom: First Resistance Medium Review"
BHAHAHHAHA Old Man Murray Rux~!. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "GodZilla
Loves Zillafag" HEH check out the "Sex Pictures"
hahahah. Sent in by: Pope_47
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| "MSNBC
- Toyotas and Hondas Top 1999 Most Stolen Vehicle List"
Mental Note: Dont buy Japanese.... |
| "C|Net
- More bugs lingers in Pentium 4 Chipset" you'd
think after like 20years of making microprocessors, they'd know how
to release something without bugs..... |
| "CNN
- Six Russian Satellites Lost" now my question is...
Russia is still in a state of economic shambles, Why are they sending
things into space still?.. like they can't even afford to get there
cosmonauts out of space... |
| "Error
Level 3 - The Online Comic" BHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| "NeimanMarcus
- Luxury Submarine" anyone want a free Luxury sub?..
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| "IGN
- Badass Golf Carts" Didn't i post this already?? |
| "Space
Island Group" hehehe, Check out their Media/Video
section, its pretty big... and Cool~:). Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Register - Port Scans Are Legal" Gay Gay and GAY! |
| "Yahoo
- Nintendo, Sega Deny Takeover Report" heh. NO MORE
MERGERS! WE DONT NEED ANY MORE MONOPOLIES! see
the original report here |
| "GameSpot
- 15 Most Influential Games of All Time" JEAH@ Notice
Alone in the Dark Being #3! i remember playing that game for YEARS..
Hours and hours after school.. trying to be a better Tommy Gun Operator..
god i wasted my childhood.. oh well.. Game time! :). Oh and to contrast
this, CNN has post "the
15 most anticipated games of 2001" But.. theres a problem
with this one.... Why isn't Halo in the list?.. like thats the only
game i care about (cept for maybe Tribes 2).
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| "Excite
- Fast PCs: Can Disk Drives Keep up?" mmm New Storage
Protocols.. feer~.. |
| "Behind
the Music that sucks - NIN" OMG THIS RULES CHECK
IT OUT NOW!.. Sent in by: Ekya
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| "A
Girls guide to Sex with Dogs" oh god.. more wasted
space on the internet.. Oh look, and hosted on Geocities...... Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Excite
- A Six-Hour Sushi Binge" heh if i had no money,
and i wanted to do some stupid shizz.. i would prolly eat 100$ worth
of sushi, then puke it all on the floor (i've never been able to keep
sushi down) :\.. then i'd RUN LIKE HELL! heh. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "DailyRadar
- The 15 Essential Elements of Women in Prison Movies"
BHAHAHHAAHAH SHOWER FIGHTS!!!!! Daily Radar rux~.. |
| "X-bit
Labs - AMD Athlon 1.2GHz with 266MHz FSB" k, this
ones for geeks only, oh and make sure you check out the benchmarks of
the AMD vs. Pentium 4. heh, intel suz... |
| "CNN
- New Service to Back Order Domain Names" blah,
i've known people who've been doing this for ages, when they know a
domain is expiring, they setup a script to register it once it goes
'bad'.. this "company" isn't that revolutionary... |
| "MSNBC
- Tired of Typing? Try it without keys" heh, i want
one of those leet 1,200$ ones, yeah, the one thats like a glove or some
shizz.. feer.. |
| "Mega
Man 2 - Get Revenge" ehehehehh, i love the "Matrix"
spoof in this. it rux~.. eheh. Sent in by: HiHat
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| "StileProject
- The Big Date" i dont get the ending... but i love
the animation.. Sent in by: S0m3f00l
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| "Yahoo
- Divorce for Wife Who Shifted One Chair too Many"
*snicker*... Sent in by: Bethany
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| Alright,
get this.. so im coming home from my gf's place, and i realize my truck
is low on gas.. so i stop at a 101gas.com station, and i leave the truck
running (cuz i wanted it to be warm for when i come back.) while i putting
gas in it, a homeless guy walks up to me he's like <homelessguy> hey man, i got no place to live, can you spare some change? <me> *thinks, hey its xmas, sure why not, i pull out the change in my pocket, realize i have 4$ to my name* Sure dude, heres 2$ go buy yerself some coffee . <homelessguy> *looks at my 4$ in my hand* well, for 4$ i could buy a sandwich. <me> *thinking, well sure, what the hell, im in a good mood* sure, dude, enjoy <homelessguy> thanks, take care. --- so i finish pumping my gas, and go into the gas booth to pay.. as im coming out, i see that my interior lights are on (a sign my door is open) i quickly run over to the truck, and see yet another homelessfag opening the door to my truck, and getting in.. **Right about here is where i loose my fucken mind** (NOTICE: <HOMELESSGUY> and <DRUNKEN_HOMELESSFAG2> are 2 seperate 'people', if you can still call them "people" i grab the door with one hand.. him with the other, pull him the fuck away from my truck.. Images of Bloody violence passing through my mind. <me> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TRUCK BEFORE I FUCK YOU.. <drunken_homelessfag2> oh sorry, i was just trying to get warmed up. -- so i push him to the ground and get into my truck.. i take a quick look around, and notice, the ash tray (thats usually filled with change) is missing.. i turn my truck off, pull the keys out, lock the door, and go chasing after the fucker.. <me> GIVE ME MY FUCKEN ASHTRAY YOU STUPID HOMELESS FUCK. <drunkenhomelessfag2> Oh, i dont have it, i didn't take it.. <me> FUCK YOU GIVE IT TO ME. *i grab him by the colar. <drunkenhomelessfag2> i dont have it man. -- i quickly pull his coat back, and check his pocket/hands.. Low and behold, theres my ashtray, tucked in his jacket. **My arm starts twitching, my fists clench** <randomcoolguyinanothercar> Hey dude, **talking to me** this fucker giving you a hassle, if you want i can give you a hand, or i can call the cops.. **i grab my ashtray, push him to the ground, spit in his face, then i lean over to the 'randomcoolguyinanothercar', <me> no dude, i got this piece of shit undercontrol.. So yeah, moral of the story, Don't give money to the homeless, let them rot, and never leave anything unlocked and unattended.. .Creator
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| "Yahoo
- Spy Holiday Party Displays Gadget Filled Tree"
blah blah blah. Intel has done cooler shit then this.. and you can buy
their stuff at any computer store.. |
| "The
Straight Dope : Whats the deal with Ice Beer" does
anyone really care??? (yeah im bitter).
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| "The
Box" this case rux.. too bad its way to expensive |
| "CNN
- Man lived in teen girls closet for weeks, prosecutor says"
i would have killed him.... Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "HackerStrafze"
bhahahahahhahahhahah FREE KEVIN Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Excite
- Super Spud - Glows Green to ask for water" feer
the smart vegetables.. Sent in by: MsWas
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"Excite
- Court Rejects Suit Claiming Airline Bias vs. Fat" bhahahah.
this is too sweet..
A fat woman who was told to buy an extra plane seat has had her harassment case thrown out by a Los Angeles court.Let that fat bitch sit in cargo if she's gonna be a bother.. |
| "CNN
- Virgina woman who killed baby in microwave gets 5years in prison"
5years.... thats all?........ color me unimpressed..... |
| "Geek
Girl Services" bhahahahh chicks must read this now..
infact, so must guys, cuz this is good shiznitz.. :) hahahah.. |
| "Excite
- Vicar Apologizes for Santa Claus Gaffe" jeeze..
what kid who's between 7-11yrs old, still believes in santa?... by the
age of 7 i was hailing satan... |
| "UGO
- Transformers Tribute" anywebsite that has a Transformers
tribute rux~.. Sent in by: MsWas
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| "ILoveBacon
- Fuck Finals(jpg)" bhahahahahhahahaha Sent in by: Flatline
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| "CNN
- U.S. Scooter injuries rising rapidly" AND THATS
WHAT YOU GET FOR DRIVING A SCOOTER!... Sent in by: Greedo
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| Happy
xmas all you christian bitchez~ heh. anyway i wanna extend my christmas
greetings to all my monkey loving readers.. so yeah.. have a good one.
.Creator
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| "Plif
- Who the real Santa is" hehehhe check it out :).
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| "CNN
- Impact crater examined for clues to dinosaurs' demise"
wow, they've just determined that the Dinosaurs went extinct because
of a meteor slamming into the planet.. but it wasn't the impact that
killed them all, it was the big poofy clouds of ash and dust.. (yeah,
i know, i learned this is geography too, i dont know why the americans
are just getting this now..?).
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| "MSNBC
- Radiation levels of Cell phones to be revealed to consumers"
wheres my brain cancer? i want my brain cancer!.... i dont know why
MSNBC does this, their like "YOU COULD BE DYING OF CANCER"
but then they dont tell you the levels of radiation you've been exposed
too.. |
| "Yahoo
- Water Pistol Semen-Squirter Faces Jail" AH HA!
they finally caught this freak.. (you should remember like a year ago,
this freako was going around department stores, stealing water guns,
going to the bathroom, and filling them with spunk and water, then spray
girls in he faces, and taking pictures.. heh. yeah they finally caught
him, and he's gonna be someones bitch in jail, we can only guess how
many times he'll get 'shot' in the face with semen while he's there..
;)~. Sent in by: Vass
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| "NoradSanta.org
- Track Santa" in the words of my savior "Gay
Gay Gay in the USA" (jerkcity 2000) Sent in by: Munch
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| "Left-Right
Brain Conflict" uygh this is giving me a headache.....
its cool though, i can actually feel my brain rejecting what my mouth
is saying :). heheh.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| Oh
yeah, happy xmas eve! bitchez........ hehe... .Creator
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| "BBC
- Clone offers vision of farming future" AND A RACE
OF SUPER COWS ROSE FROM THE DARKNESS, SMASHING MAN AND WREAKING HAVOC
ON THOSE WHO OPPOSED!. heh. super cows. heh..
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| "Ananova
- Mensa Theif left footprint trail to his house" bhahaha..
nothing like robbing your neighbour, then leaving a muddy footprint
trail all the way back to your house :). ahhahahha..
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| "MSNBC
- Massive credit heist, fraud reported" heheh egghead
sucks.. oh shit. i've bought stuff from them before... awwcrap.... /me
goes and checks his credit card statements.....
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| "Excite
- Sexual Dynamo, 94yrs old, Ditched by Third Wife" OMG
this rux! Read it.. its soo short, but the last line makes it all worth
while..
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| "InYourEmail
- Rat Chicken (Flash)" NO YOU GOTO HELL!.. ehhahahahah Sent in by: Ghaleon
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| "FoxNews
- Breast feeding 5yr old boy, could cause Emotional Harm"
BHAHAHAHAHAHH really?~??~ I never would have guessed~.. Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "Binary
Beauties - From the BB CD" Some geeks have WAY to
much time on their hands..... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "MSNBC
- MS Unveils embedded Whistler Beta" Great... more
crappy OS's from Microsaq.. |
| "DailyRadar
- Interview with Sam Raimi; Spiderman" heh, wow,
looks like that Spiderman movie just might see the light.. check it
out.. |
| "ZDNet
- Napster urged to block Nazis" YEAH NAZI'S SUCK!
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| "PopularScience
- Computer used to study Crowd Panic" Cool, maybe
now they can get panicing right in games.. i still remember in Syndicate,
pulling out my shotgun, getting ready to kill 10 or so people, and having
them scream, and run back and forth infront of me.. :) |
| "LanParty.com
- Pic'o'the'Day" bhahhaah this must have sucked
:). Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "WorldNetNews
- Why Iraq's buying up Sony Playstation 2s" heh
PS2's for military applications?.. hehe. bring it on!.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Excite
- Blair Witch Makers, Kill Bill Gates" hehhe, ok,
so i missed some of the punctuation in the title.. shoot me.. anyway,
the guys who made Blair Witch, are doing a film for the FilmFestival,
about killing bill gates.. :). sounds pretty leet. check it out.. Sent in by: MsWas
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| "Yahoo
- Don't Light That Cigarette" hjahahah yet another
SMRT man... read it :). its nice and short!. |
| "IGN
- Heads Up - X-Ray Goggles" heh., for almost 2k,
i'd better see more then some underwear.... (did i post this link already?)
ah well.. |
| "Excite
- Pokemon Banned" alright, i hate to sound like
a prick (wait a sec.. i always sound like a prick, HEH). anyway, these
kids got what was coming to them.. if they thought that they had 'Poke-powers'
and that they could fly.. then does the world really need more stupid
kids?.. well yeah its shitty.. but it im sure we'll be thankful later
on in life, when theres less stupid people asking for welfare, while
changing their names to Charmelion..
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| "DailyRadar
- Purifiction by Pain" Uuuh.. check out these things,
like ancient torture devices.. some of them are pretty clever~ >:p
warning, the last couple are pretty graphic.. so if your light hearted,
dont bother checking'em out.. |
| "Divine
Interventions" Alright, first off, i found this
first, then all you hosers decided to send it to me.. so im gonna give
you homos the credit.. but yeah. thers something seriously wrong with
the 'Baby Jesus Buttplug' something sooo.. saqreligous! Sent in by: Katester, Disruptor
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| "Excite
- Gore Decides to Drop out of Race" AND HE SHOULD
BE STRUNG UP AND SHOT!. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Yahoo
- Man Faces 7years in jail for Spamming" Spammers
deserve to die!.. but i'll accept 7years in prison as an alternative..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "MSNBC
- Credit Card Hacker has Struck Before" feer russian
hax0rs, stealing americans credit cards.. |
| "The
United States and the Metric System" Bhahahhahahhahahahahahha
ITS A CONSPIRACY! ahhahahahahha |
| "ZDNet
- CyberCrime: Uncle Sam Wants You!" blah blah blah
SHOW ME THE MONEY AND IM THERE blah blah blah... |
"BBSpot
- Microsoft announces Office 10 Will Cure Cancer"
hheheheheh bbspot rules.. bhahahh
"The feature will be fully integrated into each program in the suite," said Microsoft programmer Halley Grey, "It doesn't matter if a user is developing a presentation in Power Point or working on a spreadsheet in Excel. All they have to do is go the Tools menu and select the Cure Cancer option and it will give them a choice of which cancer they would like cured." |
| "NewsMax
- New Super Gun Fires Bullet Super Fast" Now, its
no Famas.. but it'll do :). 1 million rounds per minute.. feer.. Sent in by: quj
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| "SMH
- Joy turns to Nintendinitis for video kids" bhahah.
kids are so stupid.. "when your hand begins to hurt, from playing
to many video games, maybe you should take a break, and do some exercise
YOU TUBBY BITCH!" Sent in by: Tungsten
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| "ABCNews
- Officers Accused of Using Pliers to do Anal Cavity Search"
bhahha. the only way this article could have gotten better, is if the
officers would have used their collective penises to search for drugs
in his anus.. *snicker*.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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