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 "ABCNews
- Mad Monkeys Run Amok in Indian Capital" hahahah.
and this is where religion gets you in trouble.. apparently the capital
of India is being over run with Sacred Monkeys.. which means.. they
can't kill/scare them away, for fear of devine retrobution.. ehhehe.
suckers~..   |
| "XBOX
DESIGN MACHINE" heheh, this is pretty funny :) it
shows how Microsoft is ripping off everyone elses 'Controller' Designs
:). heh..
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| "Yahoo
- Turkish Children Arrested in Internet Cafes" Yeah..
the internet does corrupt kids.. just look at me. 7years ago, i was
a normal kid.. just playing video games on my 386, then i got the internet....
Boy the porn was flowing on my 2400bps modem.. those were the days..
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| "Polycount
- Mike" GHAHHA! this rux~. Teen Age Mutant Ninja
Turtles ruled my childhood.. and now.. Play them in Q3A.. (they're actually
surprizingly good models.. i feer the guy who made them).. |
| "Yahoo
- Baby Kidnapped Over 14$ Debt" hahah |
| "The
Little Kings Official Homepage" OMG MIDGET ROCK!
YEAH!.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Avault
- Lawyers downplay EverQuest role in Homocide" OH
Man~ read this.. its good.. (but bad).. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| OoOooOo
Saturday the 13th~~~ OOOooooOOOooOooOoo.. Spooky.. .Creator
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| "BBCNews
- Woman Jailed for Testicle Bite" heheh, looks like
that chick, who bit her best friends husband's testicle, is getting
what she deserves.. Cuz like, if a chick ever bit my nut hard enough
to make me loose it.. she'd definetly get a little chin music from me...
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| "ZDNet
- New "Whistler" build adds Anti-piracy lock"
in the words of Rands.. GAY GAY GAY IN THE USA! |
| "MSNBC
- Hacker shuts down chat network" alright... now
this is starting to piss me off.. for the past week (almost) the undernet
has been crap.. the admins are sleeping, waiting for the attacks to
stop, instead of setting up ipblocks on the firewalls, etc.. having
crappy admins tends to ruin an entire network :\ |
| "Wired
- Corel Washes hands of linux" wow, corel finally
realized that.. you can't make money from linux (unless your supporting
it..).. |
| "Ananova
- Girl Sabes friend's life - then sues her" haha
and this happened in ONTARIO! hahahhaha.. this rules... Sent in by: Speed3D
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| "GhettoScooter"
bhahahahahhahah Sent in by: Tungsten
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| "Yahoo
- Ex-Microsoft Employee Files $5 Billion Racism suit"
hahah Microsoft just can't get a break :). heheh |
| "MSNBC
- Vanilla Ice Busted for Domestic Abuse" hey, if
i was named "Robert Van Winkle" i'd prolly be a wife abuser..
its in his blood.. like he's a white guy, trying to be a ghetto non-white
guy.. he's so confused, he'll prolly get into the Interracial Gay Porn
scene..
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| "FoxNews
- Man's Family Doesn't even want to Rescue Him from a fire"
heh.. "LET THE F*CKER BURN!" hehehe.. |
| "NewScientist
- Killer Virus" Whoa.. Mutant MousePox! gotta love
what scientists are coming up with now, like we dont have enough viruses
going around, they have to go and make new ones.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CNN
- Microsoft'e e-Cliner" wow, like i'd trust microsoft
to keep me comfortably sitting.. yeah. they can't even make a stable
operating system. i'd hate to see how stable this chair is... Sent in by: Munch
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| "Fotostory
Mega Cigarette" uhm heh.. these people are going
to die... really soon.... Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Ouchy
The Clown, You know you want it" OMG! a dominatrix
Clown!.. WHERE DO I SIGN UP? ehheeh. this guy rules.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Wired
- Digital VHS takes on DVD" k, this technology sounds
cool, expect for the whole "30mins of DVHS == 75Gigabytes of information"
part.. but i guess we'll have to see how it pans out.. |
| "NewsBytes
- Love Bug Suspects Sought Anti-virus Employment"
see i always knew that anti-virus companys have been behind every virus!
its all a conspiracy! Conspiracy i tell you!! |
| "ABCNews
- India Enlists Hackers as Cyber Cops" heres a big
surprise.. some kids in india are doing "ethical hacking"
bleh. no news here, we've been doing that for ages.. bout time india
gets up with the times.. |
| "The
Times - Russia to build 40billion pound tunnel to canada"
uhm heh. its amazing what the russians will do, they can't keep a space
station in the sky, but they're willing to spend 40billions pounds on
a tunnel to BC.. i dont get it.. |
| "Wired
- IRC: Attack from Killer 'HaX0rZ'" Wired rules!
anyway this article is all about my irc home being attacked by some
romanian bitchez.. you know what.. i know a couple romanians, and they
all shouldn't be trusted.. i hate to be stereotypical, but maybe their
all like that :\.. PROVE ME WRONG! hehh Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Yahoo
- N.H. Lawmaker Advocates Killing Cops" HAHAHAHHAAHHA
This is too classy, and im sure its a quote taken out of context, but
no press is like bad press :P Sent in by: Doom^
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| "The
Internet home of the comic strip - You Damn Kid"
BHAHAHAHHAH Sent in by: HaB
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| "Excite
- The Curse of the 'Devil' Monkey" hahah 1/2lbs
of Cocaine in an Afro Wig!. that rules! i gotta try that.. *snicker*.
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| "MSNBC
- Pair Heads to Prison for Spam Scam" YEAH! this
is a small step for man, but a giant leap for people sick and shit of
spam!.. ehhe.
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| "Yahoo
- Vacuum Cleaner Saves Man Chokes on Rice Cake"
heheh, wierd.. if my life was ever saved by a vacuum, i'd prolly end
it with a revolver.. but yeah, i dont know why old people would eat
sticky rice cakes (kinda like Rice Chrispy Squares, from what i understand),
they even issue warnings "OLD PEOPLE DO NOT EAT THESE, COULD RISK
CHOKING" and they still eat them.. i dont get it.. |
| "CNN
- U.K Workers Sacked of Lewd Emails" and this crap
is what costs offices thousands of hours of work each year.. if anyone
asks me, i think email servers should hold emails that are destined
for more then 10people (in to,cc,bcc) until the manager/boss can release
them.. cuz that would totally solve the problem. |
| "Crocodile
Hunter Drinking Game" HEH Sent in by: `Wierd
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| "SomethingAwful
- 2000 Awards" BHAHHA read this, its great!.. hehahahah Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Excite
- Satelites to Beam Radio Channels" feer.. finally
there might be some good radio stations.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "CTNow
- Obscene Snow Sculpture Toppled" HAHAHAH Giant
Penis Sculptures rule, if i had the time... (and if there was enough
snow) i'd be all over errecting (erection~~~) these all around town
:). |
| "MSNBC
- 7-Eleven hit with Belated y2k Bug" GAY GAY GAY
IN THE USA!. hehe. |
"CNNFN
- eBay back up after system failure" Yeah, eBay
is seriously gay...
The company, which restored access to its site at about 3 a.m. ET Thursday, said it would extend all impacted auction listings by 24 hours and credit all associated fees. This will have no material financial impact on the company, it said. |
| "SeattleTimes
- Monolith departs as Mysterious as it arrives"
Whoops.. i prolly should have posted this yesterday with the other pertaining
link :\. |
| "Yahoo
- Two Die in Caribbean Sword and Fire Church Attack"
This just goes to show you... being a member of a church, just leaves
you open to attacks from rival cults.. heh.. so yeah, moral of the story
is.. JOIN A CULT, YOU'LL LIVE LONGER. heheh. Sent in by: Aphelion
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| "Your
Name - Carved in Cheese" HAHAHAHA WHY WOULD ANYONE
WANT THEIR NAME CARVED IN 5LBS OF CHEEZE?~ Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Excite
- A Warm Reception Promised at Canada's Ice Hotel"
heh.. "Ice Hotel" if the hotel i stay at doesn't have a) swimming
pool b) heated rooms, c) Porn and a Vibrating bed; im not interested
:). but yeah, i've heard a bunch about this Ice Hotel thing, it does
sounds pretty neat.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Yahoo
- US "Tourist" to make 2001 space odyssey to ISS"
heh "Space Tourists" yeah.. bring on the Enterprise~.. |
"Ananova
- Boy turned into a yam by witchdoctor" BHAHAHAHHAHAH
Nigerian police are investigating a bizarre claim that a boy has been turned into a yam by a witchdoctor. |
| "King5
- Mysterous Monolith Reappears" Practical Jokers
to the extreme.. they Claim responcibility for it :). but then someone
steals it :) hehehe..
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| "CNN
- Russian PM Signs Order on Demise of Mir" You'd
think that the Russians would try to sell this to the highest bidder..
hell, i'd pay 50.00$usd for it.. and think about how much time/effort
it would save them.. they wouldn't have to employ a buttload of Russians
to help guide it into the ocean.. ah well.. |
| "TabbyCig"
BHAHAHHAH This cat rules~.. check out the root of these images, theres
a bunch more, some pr0n :) hehe. Local copy here Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "Lethal
Doses Comics" hehe yet another cool online comic..
Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "www.blackpeoplesteal.com"
bhahahah i can't believe that this domain is registered.... Sent in by: LGDizko
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