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 January
21st 
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"Yahoo
- Jealous Wife Cuts off Husbands Testicle" if a
niz ever took a knife to my nutz, she better kill me, otherwise, she's
gonna get the manslapping of a lifetime..
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"Ananova
- Men use their undercarriages to drag 747" uhm,
remember that link i posted uhm a couple months back, with those crazy
japanese men, draging a truck with their wangs? well looks like these
guys are at it again.. i dont see what the thrill is.. like, i can barely
get my penis to stand up with the weight of a condom on it.. i dont
see how its possible to move anything with it... ah well, its prolly
one of those mental things.. where they have to rest for a month before
hand or soemthing..
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"GodHatesFigs.com"
BHAHAHAH..
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"ZDNet
- GameBoy Advance Screens" Holy crap. check out
the screen shots from the new gameboy coming out.. i feer~.. one word..
BADASS!>
Sent in by: _Psychic_
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"Puppetry
of the Penis" Uhhh. Huh..... Wierd...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Yahoo
- Oasis Singer more Hated the Saddam" BHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: Bethany
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"CNN
- Report slams flimsy Canadian water supply rules"
"If its brown, drink it down, if its black, send it back"
we in canada believe brown water is good luck...no really... and i thought
mexico had the worst water in a civilized area.. boy was i wrong..
Sent in by: Disruptor
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January
20th
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"Jet
Powered Kitchen Dragsters" uhm, some people have
WAY to much time on their hands..
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"CNNfn
- Hightech Vote Counting" hahah. if this isn't a
slap in the face to all those americans who dont know how to vote, i
dont know what is.. :).
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"Yahoo
- Turkey Cops Detain Eclipse Shooters" heh, apparently
in Turkey, its a custom to shoot thier rifles at an eclipse.... my question
is.. why does everyone have a rifle................. ah well, its prolly
that whole "at constant war with themselves" thing..
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"MSNBC
- Chipmakers on fast track to 10GHz" Yeah, right..
timelines are created to get funding.. they have no real purpose besides
that. companies seldom even use timelines as reference goals, so we'll
see how soon we get 10GHz Cpu's...
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"Yahoo
- China Planning Own Internet" Oh yeah, here comes
the competition for countries "intra-internets" sounds like
their just gonna start using cable modems and running new copper everywhere..
doesn't sound very revolutionary.. ah well..
Sent in by: Sain
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"Guardian
Unlimited - Man Accused of selling porn films that 'weren't raunchy
enough'" BHAHAH Now this rules, some owner of an
Adult Bookstore is selling 'Hardcore' Movies, but as it turns out, their
actually '70s Porno Comedies.. apparently alot of brits are pretty pissed
:).
Sent in by: LordHighCommander
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"Helping
Hands-Monkey Helpers for the Disabled" Helper Monkeys...
Where do i sign up?.. im getting tired of whiping my ass.. i could prolly
get a trained monkey to do it for me... hrmm interesting.. all the mediocre
jobs that are involved with being human, could be done by trained monkies..
hrmm..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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January
19th
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Alright,
All my ancient readers will remember that every jan 19th is sexday,
i dubbed it that awhile ago, so in keeping with the tradition, heres
whatcha gotta do, If you currnetly dont have a partner, find one.. (now
its gonna be hard, cuz you've only got a day to do it). they you have
to wine and dine them, and then have sex with them.. the sex part is
the most important.. just remember, wear the full body condom, just
to be extra safe...
.Creator
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"The
Female Ejaculation, What it is, and how to do it"
This is a myth, its impossible.. dont even try it. (unless your bored)
:). hehe.
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"The
Sexy Dictionary" Oh yeah, this might look familar,
but its been greatly revised, check out all the new entries at the bottom..
feersome.. (these are just a few ideas, of things *NOT* to try on sexday
:).
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"Sexual
Positions Free - Learn some new Sexual Positions"
didn't i post this one already?..
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"AdCritic
- Sprite, Lingerie" k, this is kinda funny.....
Sent in by: Treaps
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"Excite
- Poodle Attacks Pitbull, Sinks Teeth into Owner"
bhahah.. yeah thats what i like to hear, David Attacks Goliath.. then
kicks Hercules' ass :). hehe.. GO UNDERDOG! (literally)..
Sent in by: Bethany
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"LEGO
PORN" BHAHHAHAHA
Sent in by: Hee-la
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January
18th
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January
17th
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"Dumb
Ass and the Fag" Bhahahha check out these movie
reviews.! They Rule~
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"ZDNet
- Microsoft Unveils XBox Console" yeha yeah yeah..
i know this is old news.. but... this is the first time Microsoft has
said "Yeah, someone leaked pictures, So we might aswell jump on
the marketing bandwagon".. bleh..
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"Excite
- Pope: Clinton 'Was Not Listening to Me'" Oh WAaaaaWaaaa!
Someones not listening to the pope.. Cry for me Mr. Pope.. No one ever
listens to me.. but you dont hear me complaining.. i just keep rambling
on and on...
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"KT-40
Flying Tank" I can't believe that this actually
worked.....
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"Murderize
- Real Lesbians Actually Hot" OMONMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM~
THIS RULES!
The disillusioned masses that know of the great lesbian
injustice are all to aware that authentic lesbians are hideous earthy
bitches with excessive body hair. The fact that a genuine lesbian
has been confirmed as friendly and attractive is truly mind-boggling.
"Those hot cunts in the movies are nothing like the nasty-ass dykes
in real life," declared a livid Jered Anderson. "This news of a real-life
hot lesbian gives me hope and a new reason to live."
Sent in by: quj
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"DonkeyPunch
- The Band" BAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
Sent in by: Pr0phet
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"Hack
Furby" too bad none of the links work :\...
Sent in by: SombrFire
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January
16th
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"CanoeHealth
- Tobacco Industry says it was Bullied into Package Changes"
hhahah, yeah, remember like 8months ago, when i posted a links saying
that the Canadian gov't, was going to force the Tobacco industry into
using grotesque pictures to market their product, well it looks like
that day is here. (and for once, its actually on time).. Oh, heres some
photos
of the packaging..
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"Mr.
Winkle - Cutest Dog on the Planet" wierd.. by no
means would i consider this animal "cute".. more like "freaky"...
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"Animation
Express - Not My Type" bhahahah Notice, everything
in this movie, is text..
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"Yahoo
- Rapist, Inspired by Bible, Cuts off Penis" Wow,
this is wierd.....
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"Rap
Snacks" this is the lamest marketing campaign i've
ever seen.. the worst part is.. The person who designed it, prolly thinks
its the greatest thing since ribbed condoms..
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"Shots
from the Movie 'AntiTrust'" Linux in the movies???
heh.
Sent in by: Servo
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"MulletsGalore
- Pompador" Uhm is this a guy or girl?...
Sent in by: Spine
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January
15th
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"Discovery.com
- Speedy Beer Ahead" mmm fast brewing beer mmmm..
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"MSNBC
- Egghead Hack Costs Millions" haha, remember how
egghead said that they got hacked, and 3.7million credit card numbers
got stolen?. well, get this, none of the CC Numbers were stolen. and
Companies spent hundreds of thousands to try and fix the problem, when
there was no problem. read this its good :).
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"Foxnews
- Man's Unusual grave marker: Three Rivers Stadium Seats"
wow, how innovative....... </sarcasm>
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"Feedmag
- Starbucks to go High tech" heh, if this actually
goes through, i'll be impressed.. Broadband web access at Starbucks..
hrmm.. drink coffee, surf pron.. drink coffee.. mmm. that would be the
life.
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"TheSatyr
- Man arrested for Driving While Black" BHAHAHAH
notice the "Black Bar Graph" in the middle of the page! RUX!.
Sent in by: Doom^
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"Children
are masturbating with lifesize Jar Jar Binks Star Wars toys made by
George Lucas" uhm yeah, alright, get this. i posted
this link like, a year ago, and i thought it was fricken hilarious..
but now.. its even funnier. cuz this homo who runs this page thinks
that 'LandoverBaptist' is a legit news site :). notice the homo's ramblings
at the top :). hehe.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"eBay
- $1M view Astoria, Or House from 'The Goonies'" Alright
this is cool for a couple reasons.. 1) its from the Goonies. 2) uhm
yeah 3) uh heh. i should have thought abit harder when i typed the intro
to this link.. heh. anyway, click on the "View interior pictures"
link, it seems pretty plain inside.. (thats just something i noticed
:|)..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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