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 January
31st 
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"HardwareOC
- USB Cigarette Lighter Computer Case Mod" bahahah
a smokers delight! im surprized no one thought of this earlier.. since
all modern car accessories work on 12V and 99% of computer junk works
on 12V.. heh.
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"Yahoo
- Bigger Babies May Be Bigger Brains Later in Life"
heh, yeah this is true, hell, i could have written this article, cept
my study would have been my highschool population, 1500 students, from
16-22 (yeah, the 22yr olds are the 2-6lbs at birth).. i had a buddy
(not my friend anymore) who when he was born (his mom told me this,
dont ask why) wieghed 5.6lbs, and when he was 17 he over dosed on PCP,
and now he's drooling into a dixie cup. ah well.. no big surprize..
anyway read its somehting you should forward to all your old friends,
who still live at home, and have never had a job in their lives..
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"Buttcandle.com"
Uhm.. wierd......
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"DanceSafe.org
- Test Results" is it a bad thing that most of these
pills look like my "vitimans" ? :\
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"Chippendiddys"
oh god. theres something so wrong with this.. i just can't
even begin to describe..
Sent in by: Brill
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"UCB
Products - Poo on a stick" Bhahahahah i love the
diagrams
Sent in by: Pope-47
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"ComedyWorld
- Steven Hawking Wassup" No Really.. this isn't
getting old already......
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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January
30th
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"MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com"
BHAHAHAH (Note: the squares at the bottom are the navigation buttons)
make sure you check out the Gallery and the "How to look like kenny"
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"Yahoo
- Black outs Hit California" alright, i know this
is old news, but i forgot to post it when it was new :\.. but yeah,
i'l offer a little explaination of exactly whats going on. In Cali,
the Gov. decided to Deregulate the Hydro/Electricity Utility, and then
they locked the price of energy at a fairly low price, all of a sudden,
when the price (for the Utility) of energy started to rise (and meet
the sales price of the public) all of a sudden, selling enegry became
a stupid thing to do, since you'd lose money doing it (because of the
price cap on energy thanks to the gov. ) anyway. i hope they can get
thier crap sorted out before e3...
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"The
Register - AltaVista to become the only search engine"
BAH! Google rux.. i can't tell you how many times i've gone to askjeeves,
or metacrawler, and found nothing but the lint in my ass, but with google,
it finds everything.. hell, it even found this site when i was searching
for something totally irrelevant. heh.
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"CNN
- Jesse Jackson Acknowledges Fathering Child out of Wedlock"
wow, notice how this one was just swept under the carpet, i havn't heard
anything of this, execpt on CNN.. wierd.. looks like a coverup to me..
CONSPIRACY!
Sent in by: Tungsten
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"CatDJ(jpg)"
BHAHAHH WHAT THE GAY?! hahahahh
Sent in by: Pope-47
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"Daily
Radar - ChiaMac" heh, i remember awhile ago, someone
sent me the ChiaMac Pic (thats used in this article) but heh, the write
up it 100% new check it :)
Sent in by: Yaztromo
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"BBspot
- Apple Unveils New Mac for Mac Lovers" Well, looks
like today is bash macs day :). heheh.
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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January
29th
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January
28th
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"GamesDomain
- B-17 Porn Shock" bhahah looks like WayWard studios
has messed up and left 200megs of pr0n on their B-17 Bomber Simulation
game. ahhaha.. i think im gonna have to buy this one just to find out
what kinda pr0n is on it :) hhehe.
UPDATE: Uhm,
looks like theres the followup here..
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"CNN
-Scientists Highest Density of Matter Created in Experiment"
Alchemy.... great.... I got 300lbs of Lead here, who wants to make me
a millionaire?..
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"MSNBC
- Did Clinton 'Invent' the internet" uhm.. so...
clinton helped the rest of the world to build the digital architecture
that spans the globe? Copper wires for miles and miles.. Clinton invented
copper too.. infact, on the 8th day, he also invented MP3's... anyway,
this is clinton trying to say that he revolutionized the internet, and
helped it grow.. really. anything internet related technically helps
it grow, whether it be an a-lame webpage, or a commercial on the radio..
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"Wired
- Outback is the Real Survivor" the only information
that i care about in this article, is when the second Survivor starts.
(hey, yeah i know it sucked, but it was pretty amusing to see some rednecks
make fun of a homosexual for 39days or however long it was.)
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"JerkCity
- BEEP" BHAHAHAHAHHA
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"I
am Canadian(jpg)" bhaha, alright this image was
emailed to me, so the only copy i have is the local copy, anyway, yeah,
this is 100% canadian :). hehha
Sent in by: Toilet Duck
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"eBay
- Transformers Generation One Complete Set" Wow,
for a mere 10k, you could own ever transformer from 1984-1990.. im sure
i could find a better use for 10,000$...
Sent in by: Brill
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January
27th
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January
26th
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"NYTimes
- Funeral Home Discovers Live Body" BHAHAHAHAH Alright,
woman found in cold bath tub, apparently overdosing on some drugs, the
corner assumed she was dead, and sent the body to the Funeral home,
where 3 1/2hours later she was discovered 'gurgling' and infact was
alive.. hehe.. and this didn't happen in Afganistan, its here in North
America, nothing like People doing a half ass job.. especially when
it involves Life/Death..
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"MSNBC
- AOL Membership passes 27million" Oh god.. 27million
lamers... Look out internet!. well, actually i guess this is a good
thing. cuz i imagine blocking *.aol.com makes all the lamers invisible..
hrmm.. actually thank you a0l.. !
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"Wired
- Snail Mail That'll Kill You" OH MY GOD! Viruses
in my snail mail! eheh.. this is actually pretty neat.. apparently theres
a group of people out there.. anyway its pretty cool, take a read..
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"BBCNews
- Titanic cut Clampdown in Kabul" bhahahah barbers
in afganistan have been jailed after giving people the 'Titanic' Cut
which is the same style that Leonardo DeCrapio had in the movie. anyway,
i dont really know why his hair cut is so 'wanted' since it looks pretty
plain to me...
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"FoxNews
- Wrecking crew mistakenly knocks down wrong house"
OOPS_HEH!
Sent in by: Pyber
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"Slashdot
- DirecTV's War on Hackers" wow, this is a pretty
long read. but its e-leet.. so read it..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"Yahoo
- Little Pat on the Bottom OK, Court Rules" HEH
A SMALL STEP FOR MAN, A LARGE SLAP IN THE FACE TO WOMANKIND! heehhe..
Sent in by: Bethany
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January
25th
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"1010
WINS, News Radio - 12lbs Turkey Falls from sky onto passing truck"
uhm, i like how no reason was given as too, why the turkey was 'flying'
or 'falling'...
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"FoxNews
- USDA OKs smaller cheese holes" HHAAH i never knew
there was a regulation for the size of the air bubbles in cheeze.. thats
pretty madgaywierd..
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"CNN
- Sega May Give Up Dreamcast Production" Whoa, looks
like Sega's in worse financial Trouble then i thought, i heard Nintendo
wanted to buy them, but this is news to me.. their ONLY console still
in production, to be discontinued? thats pretty serious.. Ah well, i've
always been a nintendo man anyway..
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"MSNBC
- Anti-fur protesters hack Chanel's Site" Seriously,
who cares about furry animals anymore?. all those Fur manufacturers
breed their own animals, its not like they send out hordes or squirrel
hunters, with pellet guns into the bush, and then they emerge two days
later with a cache of dead squirrels.... come on.. What purpose does
a 'mink' have to live anyway?
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"Yahoo
- Bandits use Infant in bank holdup" wow, those
Brazilian Bank Robbers are pretty sleak... check this one out..
Sent in by: Bethany
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"Yahoo
- Letter 'W' Missing from White House Keyboards"
BHAH i dont know who out there actually watched the US Presidential
elections, but if you did, you would remember George Bush pushing the
"W" in his name (by making a 'w' with his 3 middle fingers,
hard to explain, but if you saw it, you'd know what i was talking about)
anyway, looks like some of the people who work at the WhiteHouse, got
a bit fed up, and yanked all the 'W's off the keyboards :). hahahah..
now thats a classy prank..
Sent in by: Insaney
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January
24th
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"FoxNews
- Bare Technology" bhashha, some guy walked into
a court house, dropped his pants, and started photocopying his butt...
then he got arrested, and pleaded innocent. "Buh, what did i do
wrong?" heheh
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"MSNBC
- Intel Ups Pentium 4 Production" blah blah blah
Intel sucks, their trying to flood the market with chips to compete
with AMD..
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"Wired
- Linux Plus Itanium Equals Whoosh" Yeah, like the
general population cares about Intel Itanium, infact, i bet, the Itanium
isn't going to be coming out for another year or two... its vapourware...
never coming out... infact, its more like a joke now...
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"Yahoo
- NASA Aims to Blast Comet to Study Solar System"
And this is where your tax payers dollars go.. the US Government is
planning on blasting a projectile at a comet, to see what happens, and
how it can relate to the starting of the universe... ah well,
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"WhiteWoman,
Black Dog - The Accomidator" OH MY GOD! I can't
believe there is a market for this kinda stuff...
Sent in by: Pyriana
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"Salvadorans
bury Quake Victims, Death Toll To 666" haha Talk
about Satan...
Sent in by: Bethany
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"Yahoo
- New Toilet Paper to be Introduced" UHM...
For several years, Kimberly-Clark has sold flushable moistened
toilet paper that comes in a tub - similar to baby wipes, except that
the fibers break apart in water, like ordinary tissue. In fact, the
rapid growth of the wet-paper market persuaded company officials to
see if they could refine the product.
The company surveyed 2,000 consumers and found that 63 percent of
them occasionally used something wet - often a baby wipe or regular
toilet paper sprinkled with water - after going to the toilet. About
a quarter did it daily.
Uhm, does anyone actually use 'something wet' to wipe their asses?. i never have, nor do i plan on it.
Sent in by: Aphelion
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January
23rd
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"StickFigureDeath
- Mean Hook" heh, looks like the Stick Figure Death
Cinema went from animated gifs to Flash, and i didn't even notice..
heh. this ones funny non-the-less so check it out. Oh also check out
the new 'Neighbourhood
watch' one too :).
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"CNN
- Matter 'seen' disappearing into black holes for first time"
heh cool~
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"ZDNet
- Former Compaq Exec, in server start-up" Word!
if they only mentioned an MSRP that would rule, i've been waiting for
a transmeta 'desktop' computer, course, this is a server, an will no
doubt cost about 20k :\.. but hey, its a start..
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"NandoTimes
- High School Whiz improves on virtual-reality glove"
Cool, we're now one step closer to Virtual Reality Sex.. just imagine
a condom, with these forementioned air pockets.. God.. im pretty screwed
up.... i think i need sleep or something..
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"DailyRadar
- Daily Satan Sighting" Wierd.. looks more like
the 'Joker' then 'Satan' but its a feersome picture..
Sent in by: MrTangent
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"ILoveBacon
- Bubble Briefs" Bhahahahahahah
Sent in by: NOS482
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"Welcome
to White Unity Press" Ah yes.. nothing like the
ignorant to start the day off. but im pissed.. most of the links dont
work, and i wanted to hear some of their "Music" which im
sure would be the soundtrack from American History X....
Sent in by: Stubbs
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January
22nd
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