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 February
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February
6th
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"VampireBat.com"
hahah~ AOL SUX!
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"FoxNews
- 8yr old Suspended for Pointing Lunch at Teacher"
bhahaahh i dont wanna ruin this. so just go!~
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"BBCNews
- Penguins wobble but they dont fall down" hehe,
this is a followup to an article i posted awhile ago, inregards to low
flying planes in the artic possible disturbing the mating habits of
the Penguins, saying that "The penguins would watch the plan travelling
over head, and as their head tracked the plane, some of the pengiuns
would fall over backwards" heh anyway, apparently penguins have
better balance then the US researchers thought.
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"CNN
- eBay to hide member e-mail addresses" blah blah
blah, ebay to suck less, story at eleven, blah blah blah
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"Vaginal
Substitute - The Ultimate in Sexual Satisfaction"
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If you are looking for the ultimate in a sexual outlet, look
no further! The Vaginal Substitute was created to allow a male to
experience complete sexual satisfaction and avoid any risk to himself
or his partner from sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancy.
Whether used when alone, with a partner or by a partner, the sensation
from penetration to orgasm is awesome. We guarantee it! There are
four Vaginal Substitute models available...(A)TIGHT-ANAL, (B)THE-VIRGIN,
(C)PERFECT-FIT, and (D)THE-MAGNUM. and its only 22.00$
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"The
Force.net - The New World - Final Training" bhahah,
i dont know if this is supposed to be a matrix spoof, but 80% of the
dialogue is a direct rip-off, but the fight scene is pretty leet none-the-less..
Sent in by: ^Smash
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"Adcritic
- Foxsports Knicks" i hate basketball, but this
is funny :).
Sent in by: Beavnuts
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February
5th
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"FoxNews
- Bad Planning - Man Attempts to Rob Gas Station with Plunger"
bhahah. wow. it doesn't get any dumber than this..
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"Wired
- Nortel Netware Sets off Alarms" heh, yeah.. and
NetWare sucks too..
Nortel's Personal Internet technology suite, introduced Tuesday,
allows Internet providers to temporarily increase the bandwidth allotted
customers. The feature would allow Web surfers to watch a movie or
listen to music, for example, without paying significantly higher
access fees.
Yeah this isn't anything new, its call 'web caching'...
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"Daily
Radar - Review - Typing of the Dead" wow, i guess
gaming companies are running out of ideas for games, cuz this looks
like 'Typing Tutor' mated with 'House of the Dead'. (ie, ass)
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"llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com"
heh. gay~
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"Cigars(gif)"
hehe this is a scanned article from some magazine, anyway
read it, its good~. :). (im pretty sure i posted the digital version
of the article ages ago, but this has a bit more class to it :)
Local copy here
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"IdleWorm
- Microsoft Commercial" bhahahahahah
Sent in by: TheDevil
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"Birdman
- ShotCaller2000" OMG A GUN THAT FIRES MOUNTAIN
DEW! HEH
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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February
4th
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"MSNBC
- AOL Fighting ICQ 'spying' programs" heh, chances
are you've seen these programs floating around (god knows i have) i
cant wait to try out the ICQ server.. i wonder if they released a source
code with it.. that would be leet..
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"CNN
- Sega Dumps Dreamcast Game Machine" yeah, sega
sucks, its official....
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"Wired
- Science Says Women Dig Fast Cars" AH HA! i knew
it.. chicks dig nice cars.. (well more so fast cars).. its amazing what
science can prove, so yeah, if you're a butt ugly man, go out and buy
a ferrari, cuz chances are you'll score more then a guy who drives a
ford (i drive a ford :\). ah well. its cool anyway..
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"Fjallfil
- Dancing Cow" Whoa, this is some leet Shockwave
stuff. you can like make your own music video/song to match check it
out. its e-leet..
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"Mirsky's
Drunk Browsing Test" hehe, bookmark this, and try
it when your tanked, (im gonna get boozed tonight, and try it) :)
Sent in by: Fr0glette
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"Mahir
Trek" BHAHAHHAHAh
Sent in by: Monsoon
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"Yahoo
- U.S. Penis Comes Up Short in Size Survey" Boy
am i glad im not an american :) oh wait... im a us citizen :\.. DOH!
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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February
3rd
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"MSNBC
- New Gnutella is Industry's Nightmare" Oh yeah,
i installed this about 2 weeks ago, to try it out, its not bad, it beats
gnutella by a landslide (since gnutella essentially was a memory leak,
with tcpip stuffs.. ) anyway, bearshare has everything, mp3's/pr0n/juarez/hax0r/y3rmother/etc..
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"Yahoo
- 110yr Old Farmer to Wed" nothing like marrying
young...
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"FoxNews
- Minnesota Prisoners Lose Nude Magazines" uh, check
this quote out..
"I think the public expects no less," Ramstad Hvass said.
"This is meant to prevent and reduce predatory behavior against other
inmates and staff."
Ok, so you have a bunch of rapists and murders, and they have a bunch of spanker magazines, they live by spanking it to those 'zines, if you take them away, thier gonna all get sexually fustrated, and start raping each other.. hense, it would not prevent predatory behavior.
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"ElvesOnTricycles
- Standing computer" wierd... also check
out this one..
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"Yahoo
- Bush's Daughters" Oh my, im having some pretty
vivid fantasy's about these two..
Sent in by: Aphelion
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"SeanBaby
- CommonSense" bhahhahah
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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"MadMaurader
- King(jpg)" There are some wierd motherfuckers
out there...
Sent in by: Hee-la
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February
2nd
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"StarTrek
CCG - The Trois" BGHAHAHAH
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"MSNBC
- Sega Announces NEW Gaming System" Yeah, look like
'Seganet' (isn't that what it was called? from ages ago, when Sega was
like "Hey lets make some games that can be played over a subscribable
service, and have the games transported via TV Cable?) anyway, it didn't
work then, and i doubt it will work now... Just give up Sega, and start
making dildo's or something.
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"Wired
- MS Exec: Linux is going down!" Uhm yeah.. right..
aslong as Programmers love linux, it will live, its that whole open
source thing..
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"RankMyPet.com"
heheh, yet another one of these "Rate my picture" thing, cept
this is kinda cool, its pets.. so if your really bored at work, and
your getting introuble for searching through "RateMyRack.com"
this is prolly for you..
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"iGhetto
- Curious George Discovers Sex" k, the ending is
kinda lame, but its funny none-the-less :). hehe.
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"TheMatrix.com
- Found Diary" alright, i havn't had time to read
the whole page, but this page rux~ :) heheh..
Sent in by: Sandypnts
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"FoxNews
- Extra-Safe Sex" uhm So its a Real doll, with some
motors, and a USB port in its ass?..
Sent in by: Iscariot
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February
1st
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