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 February
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February
13th
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"AdCritic
- PETA - Bad Cats Ad" OH MY... YOU MUST CHECK THIS
OUT.. I CANT STOP LAUGHING
 
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"ILoveBacon
- Powered by VIAgra" HAH! This rules..
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"BBspot
- God Creates Universe in Seven Days, Perl God Not Impressed"
heheh BBspot has never ever let me down.. Unlike The Onion.....
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"Magnitude
Motors - Godzilla SUV" Oh yeah, with all the SUV's
on the Road getting bigger and and bigger, its good to know that we
can still make fun of them :).
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"NewScientist
- Momentous Magnetism" mmm a followup to that Physics
link i posted yesterday, this shizz is e-reet!
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CNN
- 13-year-old convicted of first-degree murder in florida wrestling
death" Yeah, about time i see some justice from
the states.. I heard about this, and infact i think i might have posted
a link or two (so long ago, i've forgotten) anyway, Oh, and take a special
note, that the murders mother, was infact a Highway Patrol(wo)man..
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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February
12th
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"CampChaos
- Downloadable Cartoons" bhahhah, these rux..
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"Space.com
- Buggy Rollin'" This has to be the worst idea i've
ever seen for alternate forms of transport.. thing about how long it
would take to get in, and out of this suit..plus, i could never see
a courier use one of these, since there is no mobility of the hands
or wrists. anyway, not only does this idea look gay, it is gay...
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"CNN
- Internet 'Survivor' tries to outlast CBS Series"
hehe, i'd sell any domain i'd own for 100,000$ usd... infact, i wouldnt'
even have to think about it. i'd see the check, and sign which ever
one over..
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"Meet
an inmate.com" OoOooOo, Sexy bitchez behind bars..
i think i've seen a porno with that name.. anyway. some of these chicks
are actually pretty good looking.. take 'Carrie-1389W'
for example..
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"ZDNet
- in 2004, I'm Voting 'Hacker', Here's why you should too"
HAH!@ This Rules.. i'd support the Hacker Party!
Sent in by: Fr0glette
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"MSNBC
- Study Could Upset Laws of Physics" whoa, if you
know anything about physics, and atomic particles and shizz, this is
really cool, if.. your someone who never took physics, you can skip
this one :).
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Yahoo
- Ooops!.. Britney Said a Bad Word" bhahah, Britneysux~
i know this is old news, but it wasn't covered by any of the news sites
i frequent :\..
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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February
11th
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"Stoned
Spiders" bhahah the affects of drugs on spiders..
This Rux!.
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"Wired
- Extremists Post Hidden Messages" Wow.. people
using Encrypted messages to hide what their doing?.. This is so NEW!
NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE!. oh wait.. countries have been using
Encryption and 'Encoding' techniques since like, WWI, and i image that
even before then too.. bleh, nothing revolutionary here.
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"CNN
- Internet Porn Case Dropped Against Couple" HAH
Read Now!.
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"Wired
- FBI Goes After Bonsaikitten.com" hah, this is
a followup to that Link i post a couple weeks ago, about the 'Bonsai
Kitten' thing.. anyway. but yeah, it is a joke, so check it out..
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"IFilm
- Jesus and Hutch" BHAHAHAH Cept. any car expert
would know, that the car featured in this iFilm, isn't a Charger/Satelite,
it looks like a Pinto or something. anyway, its pretty cool..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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"CNN
- Texan Drowns in Vegetable Oil at Frito-Lay Plant"
at what price do we put on a mans life?.... A Bag of Potato Chips...
The widow of the deceased man, will forever hate potato chips... and
Frito-lays
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Guess
the Dictator/Sit-Com Character" Whoa, this is cool,
all you have to do is click yes/no to a bunch of questions, and it tells
you your TV Counter part.. heres what mine said.
I guess that you are Louis from The Drew Carey Show! Am I
right?
Sent in by: Brill
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February
10th
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"ZDNews
- UK Police Crack Down on Local Hackers" AH HA!.
So those bitchez who are attacking Undernet.org (my IRC network of choice)
are Brits!. Isn't it bad enough that we had to bail them outta WWII,
i say we nuke'em... thier nothing but trouble :).
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"BBC
- Aquarium worker makes turtle stew" ok, dying turtle,
aquarium vets try to bring it back to life, they fail, someone askes
to take some of hte turtle meat home, to make a stew. But, because it
was a 'protected' species people are getting all pissy.. the way i look
at it, it was already dead... who cares?..
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"Yahoo
- Doctor Stumbles Onto Orgasm Machine" HAH READ
IT NOW!..
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"C|Net
- 'Ginger' Might be a scooter" God, anyone out there
who reads cnn or any other news maker, knows about this 'Ginger/IT'
thing.. anyway, i hate the idea of media hype without cause. so instead
of posting all the articles in the beginning, im going to post all the
'funny adaptation' of buddy's ideas.. anyway, its pretty funny.
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"ABCNews
- Man Deemed Too White, Thin for Prison" OMG When
im about to goto jail, i want this judge backing me up...
Sent in by: Aphelion
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"Participants
Needed for UofT Study" BHAHAHAH if only i could
read that email address at the bottom :\/ BHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: Xian, and Toilet Duck
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"Canoe
- Internet Death Pool Worries Homolka" uhm.. wasn't
she like, oh uhm.. Enjoying it, while she watched others die?.. if anything
i should promote these death pools, by adding financial aid to it..
ah well..
Sent in by: Munch
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February
9th
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"CNN-
Astronomers hatch plan to move Earth's Orbit from Warming Sun"
Uhm, alright, im no astronomer, but i'd like to think im pretty SMRT..
This sounds like a terrible idea, yeah its cool, and stuff.. but serious,
throwing asteriods at earth, inhopes that it will move?.. sounds like
a game of galactic dodgeball.. come on.. LETS BUILD A DYSON SPHERE!
JEAH!
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"The
Sunday Times - Computer Generation Suffers Memory Loss"
HAH, no i think its the alcohol... not my reliance on the computer :).
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"USATODAY
- Instant replay gets 'Matrix'-like view of key plays" I
think theres only one way to spell a-lame.... "C-B-S"
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"ABCNews
- Wierd Legend of Jesus in Japan" OMG this story
is way cooler then the one told in the bible.. ! check it out!
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"TechNet
- HowTo Read The Fucking Manual" BHAHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: Munch
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"The
Official Shotgun Rules" Yeah, most of you might
remember this, i posted it a year or so back, but yeah, they've updated
it heh, its cool, check it out.
Sent in by: Xian
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"The
Brunching ShuttleCocks - The Drug Translator" heh,
too bad i can't find a site to test this out on :\...
Sent in by: Brill
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February
8th
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"ChicagoTribune
- EverQuest Creates a Trail of CyberWidows" EQ sux..
im sure all of you have heard my story about EQ.. a buddy of mine, took
it up in highschool, dropped out, never finished, now, he's got no job,
living at home, playing EQ all day.. what a homo..
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft to rebrand Windows, Office?" blah blah
blah microsoft to relabel its buggiest software blah blah blah..
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"BBspot
- Real Survivor Winner Revealed" bhahaha, this is
what i get for searching for Survivor2 Spoof pages..
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"BBCNews
- Light Stopped in its Tracks" i know this doesn't
sound like a big deal from the title, but scientists have actually Slowed
light down, to a stop, been able to store it, and then release it at
a later date. it blows my mind, read!
Sent in by: ^Smash0r
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"Welcome
to BlackPeoplePC" ROFL
Sent in by: Xian
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"AntiChrist
Bob's Family Fun Pages" bhahahah he's got his own
Winamp Skin!. hbhahahha
Sent in by: Spectre
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"Canoe.ca
- Driving Drunk got her 300k" chances are you've
all read about this, or atleast heard about it, some chick coming home
from an office party, got tanked there, drove home, crashed her car,
got smore brain damage, and sued her work.. yeah read about it :).
Sent in by: Munch
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