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 "MSNBC
- Network Solutions Sells its database" great...
Spamworld here we come! 
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| "FoxNews
- Animal Rights Activists Unhappy with 'Survivor' Pig Killing"
you can't sneeze in this world, without pissing off some special interest
group.. case in point.
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| "Electic
Tech - Gateway to sell 41.3Ghz Chips" heh, looks
like quite a humorous typo on gateways
site, but by the time i got to it, they'd already changed it :\..
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"CNN
- Mayor offers Kournikova virus creator a job" oh
yeah, get this..
Mayor Siebold Hartkamp didn't specify what sort of post he might offer the man, who was arrested by police on Wednesday. But he suggested the hacker -- known as "OnTheFly" -- would be a good expert on computer security.Oh yeah, VBScript == Internet Security.. i can see how those relate.. oh wait.. Script kiddies are little bitchez, who are single handedly ruining the internet (/me waits to get flooded offline)..
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| "Peter
Pan's Home Page" Oh My..... im speechless, make
sure you checkout the fashions page, its sure to surprize you... Sent in by: Toilet Duck
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| "The
Tampa Tribune - The Sky is Falling, and it stinks"
ewe, and i thought my city sucked.. tampa's got Toronto Beat.. we dont
have thin strips of dog poo falling from the sky.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ShugaShack
- BJ King" bhahahahah |
| "PawSense
- Catproof your computer" heh yeah i know i posted
this awhile ago, but they've updated and made it a bit more friendly..
too bad its fake :\.
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| "Excite
- Technology gets antisocial" heh, tell me something
i dont know...... |
| "Modern
Humorist - Monkey Hot or Not?" mmmmonkey! |
| "UPINews
- UFO Closes on Russian Airport" oh great... the
end is near. aliens are now interferring with the air traffic. next
thing you know there will be aliens driving cabs, purposefully stopping
at green lights, holdin up city traffic.. Sent in by: Flatline |
| "The
Pre-Booty Call Agreement" ahhahah you've gotta check
this out! heheh, i'd love to have had a couple dates sign one of these
with me, it would have made things alot easier :). Sent in by: Aphelion
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| "TWINKIES
Turing Test" heheh, comparing a softmore to some
random college, to a twinkie :). heh.. its gets old after about 3minutes,
so dont bother reading after then. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Beaterz
- ShuttleBus" HAHA Go StarTrek! Beaterz.com RUX! |
| "Yahoo
- Four-Year-Old Girls Spar in Boxing Ring" Those
Crazy Turks are at it again... |
| "DailyRadar
- Daily Ride" OMG BHAH! |
| "The
NYC Font Quirk" *snicker*.. Sent in by: HaB
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| "X-E
- The Ten Strangest Masters of the Universe Figures Ever!"
hehe, yeah i never understood why they made a 'Skunk Warrior Action
Figure' (aka stink0r) in he-man.. but yeah this is pretty good :). Sent in by: St. James
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| "The
Register - Woman Gets Cell Phone Stuck in Rear"
bhahahah, im not gonna ruin this, so just check it out! :) ehheSent
in by: Perlandra
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| "BangedUp
- Steven Hawkings" heh, this is ok, nothing that
some photoshop couldn't have done.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "FoxNews
- After 15months In Atlanta Lockup - Man Admits He's a Prison Impostor"
You know what. you couldn't pay me to take another mans prison sentence.
not even if i was a crack head, and needed crack bad... |
| "Sign
the Jackass and Freedom of Speech Petition" Jeah!
Go Sign up now.. we need more Jackass! hell i wish some cable companies
here would pickup his shows.. cuz they RUX!. |
| "RedHerring
- Isolating the Fifth Element of Taste" you know
what, i dont think alot of people care about the 'fifth element of taste'
since most of us just like the way something tastes, we're not looking
for ways to make other things taste like cookies or dogfood.. ah well |
| "BangedUp
- Pets.com" hehe Pets.com, Now Defunct, the mascot
has moved onto bigger and better things, like cocaine... |
| "SinFest
- Behold the body" hehe, SinFest Rules.. |
| "Ansiktsburk
- TurkHits" BHAHHAHA Sent in by: Xtal
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| "Lesbian
Barbie Gallery" OMG Check this out, someones got
way to much time, and a fair bit a barbie memorbelia.. feer it.. Sent in by: Fr0glette
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| "MSNBC
- Teen Burnt after imitating MTV stunt show" MTVSUX!
JACKASS RULES! THIS KID SUX! |
| "ZDNet
- Toshiba's New Notebooks: Burn those CDs Baby Burn!"
OoOoOoo look like the New Toshibas are going to have Re-Writable drives
in 'em.. Leet!...
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| "GamePig
- Hilary Special" BHAHAH owned... |
| "CSWorld
- Blood on CS_Siege" BHAHAH Counter-Strike Rules! |
| "All
Your Base Are Belong to Us" bhahahah, SNES rules..
incase you dont get it, back in the 90s (or late 80s) there was a game
for the SNES called "Zero Wing" (which is where all the screenshots
are taken from). anyway, its a pretty rough translation to english :)
which is what makes it rule! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Department
of Personal Freedom - Nike Personalization" bhahah,
some guy wanted to get "SWEATSHOP" written on his nike's,
and Nike turned it down :). hahahah checkit out. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "PortalOfEvil
- America Sucks T-shirts" bhahahaha Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Yahoo
- Cuba's Castro Hopes Bush Not as "Stupid" As Seems"
BHAHAH.. |
| "FoxNews
- Conservative Muslims Blame Television for Quake"
heh i blame IDSoftware for quake.. oh uh.. they mean an earth quake
:). OOPS_HEH! anyway, if you didn't know there was a pretty substantial
earthquake over near the middle east (i dont know for sure where, since
their borders are only lines drawn in the sand. )
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| "MegaStar
- Man Marries his TV" Speaking of TV. This guy is
pretty lame.. |
| "MSNBC
- Windows XP: 10 Things to know" Oh yaya.. Look
at Number 2... who said Operating systems should be easy to use....
thats what seperates Mac people from x86 people... ah well, MSux! |
| "ASCII
Cam Streaming" WHOA! You've gotta check these pics
out, theres some program out there for linux that uses your webcam,
and instead of returning jpegs or mpegs, or whatever it turns the image
into ascii.. feersome.. Sent in by: Aphelion
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| "ABCNews
- Man Shot Dead With Cigarette Butts" bhahah, yet
another 'drunken party' gone bad.. cept this is fricken hilarious! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ArcadeParadise
- GoatSecx" bhaha, i guaranty that by now, everyone
has seen goatse.cx now, if you havn't you wont get this, but your better
off that way.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Yahoo
- Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank" bhaha, some
guy laced a Taquito with Pot.. ahhaha. and then got busted bhahahaha..
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| "Techweb
- There is No Atheists When The Server's Crashing"
BHAHA i'm guilty of this too "Oh god.. please work..." :).
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| "Wired
- School Hardware Doing Hard Time" Alright, if you
wanna get pissed off a the US Government, check this out.. i dont want
to paraphrase it, cuz its a really good read.. |
| "FoxNews
- Spacecraft Lands on Asteroid" uhm... sure... Cool..
i guess..
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| "GiantPussy(jpg)"
BHAHA Sent in by: Bethany
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| "DiscoveryNews
- Huge Crystals Found in Cave" This is the coolest
thing i've ever seen. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ILoveBacon
- Whack an alien" how this is a classy spin on the
old "Whack a mole" game... :). Sent in by: SETuseer
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