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 "Yahoo
- Boys Spark Terrorist Hunt with Bush Death Threat"
figures.. the brits.. always pissing off the americans.... one of these
days, the US is gonna get fed up, and just bomb them.. (but sean connery
is coo, i must say)  |
| "Salon
- Geeks declare war on intel" Intel sux, AMD rux..
course.. all my chips here are intels :\.. oh well.. they were good
while they lasted |
| "MSN
- My Favorite Tech Flop Predictions" hahah i love
the Novel one.. haha.. |
| "CNN
- SETI project slowed by copper thieves" hehe Copper
theives sux, course, SETI sucks too :\.. infact i have a buddy who "sells"
copper, maybe i should ask him if he knows where the SETI copper went..
:) |
| "MB
- Pinoy math enthusiast finds fast way to decode RSA encryption"
hehhe.. owned.. Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "HugeDisk
- Are you a player?" DOh! i took this little test
and it said i was "regular" ... Sent in by: ToiletDuck
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| "eBay
- Tri Jet Turbine Powered Toyota MR2" uhm... i can
totally see a need for Jet Turbine powered cars... no really... Sent in by: p0ng
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| "MSNBC
- Palm Password No Protection" heh, Palmsux. Looks
like all your Personal Data/Private junk (yeah Palm Pr0n, heh) isn't
as safe as you'd thought. |
| "Men
Who Look Like Kenny Rogers - T-Shirts" *snicker* |
| "FoxNews
- HiTech Livia Lives on Sopranos" if i was dead,
and someone wanted to reanimate me digitally (ala, digitize my ass),
i dont know how i'd feel about that (presuming i was alive, eventhough
i'd be dead :\) anyway. Notice the <title> i think someone at
FoxNews screwed up too :).
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| "CNN
- Pentagon's Latest Weapon: a pain beam" hheh. i've
seen the future... and i like it.. |
| "The
Spark - Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for Letters to Satan"
bhahahahha The Spark Rules! Sent in by: MsWas
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| "DemoNews
- Acsii Matrix" Oh my.. This has gotta be the Link
of the Day. Download the zip file, extract it, and run the batch file..
it'll blow your mind.. it rux~ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "C|Net
- Unisys banks on second-generation server" mmm
32cpu x86 machines.. i'll take 2.. thnx. Sent in by: Munch
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| "CNN
- Hubble holds up magnifying glass to 'Ant-Nebula'"
this is the coolest Hubble image i've ever seen. |
| "CNN
- 'Smallest' robot to take world by swarm" did i
already post this?.. |
| "Yahoo
- DC Kids Find Condoms on School Playgrounds" why
is this even in the news? used condoms are everywhere.. |
| "Nutz.org
- BackStreet Boys- I want a fat babe" did i already
post this one?.. |
| "UAC
Crates.com" bhahahaha Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "Monitor
Side View Mirror & Note Holder" hehe. i think
uhm ThinkGeek.com also has something like this, cept theirs is called
a "CHIMP" or something.. doesn't matter, they're totally necessary
in the work environment when your playing games/surfing pr0n/etc. Sent in by: Spectre
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| "Yahoo
- Shriners Scandalized by Sex Bash" and my question
is... why wasn't i invited to this? cuz hell, Nude Dancers, giving blowjobs.
i'd "donate" to that cause.. heh.. Sent in by: Tungsten-
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| "FoxNews
- High School student bakes cake filled with his body hair"
bhahahahaha.. and his teachers eat it.. bhhahahah |
| "CNN
- Groups seek to protech anonymous Net Speech" freedom
of speech is a wonderful thing. |
| "Asimba
- Chinese divers rude pants embarrasses Coca Cola" bhahah
Chinasux..
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| "The
Thin Line - Baberunner" ROFL.. |
| "BulleyeArt
- Black Phallus" You've gotta check this out.. |
| "Hard
Forum - Keyboard Light Mod" Whoa, this is pretty
leet, if i wasn't constantly spilling mountain dew on my kb, this would
rule. Sent in by: Tungsten
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| "Tshirt
News - Dryer" bhahah.. this rules.. Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "SinFest
- He's Sleeping" SinFest Rules.. |
| "CNN
- Building the Interplanetary Internet" heh, feer..
i wonder if their gonna drag fiber from mars to florida... hrmm prolly
not..
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| "ViaHardware
- P4 Xeons (Foster)" mmm quad p4 xeons mmmm.. |
| "MSNBC
- Sega Unveils Humanoid Robots" well, if they can't
compete in the Console market, they might as well jump into the consumer
robotics market.. since i dont even think Honda is there yet.. |
| "Hollywood
Central - DiCaprio and Manure" leonardo dicapriosux. Sent in by: _Filth_
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| "MSNBC
- Terrible Swift Words" bhaha, this can't be real...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "iFilm
- Gramaglia" OH MY GOD.. if your gonna watch one
thing for 20mins this year, let this movie be it.. this rux, i've never
seen more clever ownership in my entire life.. i watched in awe at the
end.. im serious check it out (oh, the last 5 mins isn't work friendly). Sent in by: Fr0glette (i think)
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| "Wired
- College: A Cracker's Best Friend" im not even
going to comment. |
| "MSNBC
- Sun to Unveil Sub $1,000 Unix Box" OoOOoooo if
i ever get a grand.. i think i might just upgrade to one of these bad
ass machines.. heh.. |
| "ScienceDaily
Magazine - Futher Evidence of Ancient Life on Mars"
heh. more single cell organisms found on meteor or some shizz. Ofcourse..
im still waiting for the invasion.. so... we'll see. :). |
| "ActiveDayton
- Curb Cattle Burping and Save the Planet" Heh yeah,
im sure the greenhouse effect, is caused by Cows.. wait. lemme go start
my gas guzzling SUV, or even better my bigblock v8 without and exhaust..
anyway, i've never been a fan of methane, so this might actually be
beneficial to me. |
| "Userfriendly
- ALL YOUR GRADES ARE BELONG TO US" Whoa, color
me surprized.. a funny UserFriendly.. its been awhile.. Sent in by: OmegaWork
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| "Yahoo
- Group issues standards for bigger web ads" oh
great.... more crappy internet advertising on its way.... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CBS
- Machete attack on School" uhm.. i dont know who
this guy is.. but he needs to be analy raped for several years in prison..
Sent in by: _Filth_
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| "NYPost
- Pokemon Scare was Hysteria" bahha, you remember
that simpsons episode, where the simpsons went to japan, and they saw
the "Super Hyper Mega Flashy Epilipsy robots" (or whatever
they were called) anyway, same idea, cept with pokemon, but it was a
hoax :\.. |
| "FoxNews
- Battlestar Galatica To Return" now the actual
topic of this article isn't why im posting it, its cuz of all the X-men2
hints.. well, not really hints, just "HEY WE'RE MAKING XMEN2!"
thats all i care about (Oh and battlestar Galatica rules too) |
| "HardwareOC
- Computer Can Cooler" From the same guys who brought
you the Cigarette Lighter PC Addon, brings; the single can fridge, for
your PC.. a bit wierd. but hey, who am i to argue. |
| "CNN
- Bertelsmann testing secret Napster clone" blah
blah blah, get bearshare already, blah blah blah. |
| "Lalith
Family Homepage" OH MY GOD THE YOUNGEST CHILD IS
AN ALIEN!. Sent in by: h8tred
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| "All
About Sex - I Got Caught Stories" bhahah these rock!.
Sent in by: Myth
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| "Yahoo
- Gates Donates $20 Million to fight Elephantiasis"
see, this is where Bill Gates, and Micheal Jackson are different. Micheal
Jackson buys the body of the Elephant man for 8million dollars, and
Bill Gates is trying to build a machine (running windows) to stop it..
so.. Can i suggest that B. Gates also works on an Anti-Micheal-Jackson
machine? sounds good to me.. Sent in by: Doom
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