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 March
21st 
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March
20th
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"Excite
- Pot Smuggler Touts Skills in Job Wanted Ad" wow,
looks like that Ad i posted from a couple weeks back was legit :). hahah.
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"Yahoo
- Hungry Guard Foils Heroin Delivery in Burrito" this
has gotta suck, some chick trying to smuggle some heroin into prison
for her boyfriend, then some over weight (underpaid) guard busts in,
and like the greedy american he is, he snakes the burrito for himself,
and discovers the plot.. :\ ah well..
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"EastSideJournal
- Suspect escapes from officer Twice, Patrol car hits Rock Wall"
bhaha, now this is what i live for. some drunken monkey gets
pulled over for having a blown front tire (while driving on it) so cop
arrests him, he escapes, then they catch him, arrested again, and he
escapes :) haheh
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"A
Speed Cheat - Not just for Counterstrike anymore"
Oh yeah, more overclocking... cept this seems a bit too fake to be legit..
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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"FaceGenerator"
Whoa, now this is cool..
Sent in by: IkeTurner
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"The
Canberra Times - Church Fooled by Harry Potter Satire" bhahhaha.
now this rules.. Remember that TheOnion Story about Harry Potter Recruiting
for Satanism. heh, looks like some church in lamerland USA bought it,
and printed a news letter to support it :).
Sent in by: Kanucha
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"Men
Wearing Torn Jeans" HAH! this rules...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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March
19th
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"Wired
- The Cube: Down for the Count?" Applesux, live
with it, and move on..
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"CNN
- Could Hydrogen be the Fuel of the Future?" mmm
BMW's rux! this is a surprizingly cool article in regards to the future
of cars, and cars that run on Fossil Fuels.. now what i'd like to see
is more information on the Range of cars like this, Cuz 350km's to a
tank isn't half bad, i get like 400km's in my truck to a full tank..
so.. imo it would rule..
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"MSNBC
- Fans keep 'Abandoned' Games Alive" heh, i always
wondered about the legallity of "Abandonware" sites.. now
im a bit more clear, but i still dont understand why its a big issue,
if the game publishers saw that people wanted these old games, why dont
they do something about it, and release like a "Junk games pack"
with all the classics on it, and try to sell it. hell i'd buy it. and
im sure abuttload of other people would.
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"Excite
- The Jackpot that Got Away" bhahah sux-to-be a
steelworker.. :).
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"FreakFarm
- Real Advice from Real Retards" this is so wrong..
for so many reasons...
Sent in by: DonMuerte
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"ErniesHouseOfWhoopass
- All Your Detentions are belong to us" BHAHAHAHHAHAH
Sent in by: TchorT
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"LightBall.swf"
this is the coolest thing i think i've ever seen..
Sent in by: Agrippa
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March
18th
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"Access
Atlanta - Cop shows he's one tough cookie" heheh.
a cop ticketing Girl Guides (girl scouts in the US) for soliciting without
a permit.. that rux! i wanna shake this cops hand for being a megaprick..
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"Excite
- Man Shot Dead As Bulletproof Magic Fails" bhahahah
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"NyPost
- Eminem a 'Model' Citizen" Oh god.. Enimem Action
figures on the way.. Seriously what kind of Role model is he? like,
he hates gays and women (My question is.. what is his sexual orientation?
can't be straight... can't be gay... *shrug*.. ) but yeah, Eminem must
die..
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"CNN
- Keep your Computer Cool and Dust Free" heres a
little "computer care 101" from CNN.. it sucks.. dont bother
reading it, unless you just got your computer for xmas, and your an
idiot (cuz all this crap is common sense).. ie "Never run with scissors",
"never pour water onto your computer while its running", etc...
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"Meaty
Cheesy Boys - The Official Site" ALL YOUR HAMBURGERS
ARE BELONG TO US! MAKE YOUR TIME!
Sent in by: Ingirum
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"Arj
Software - The Fish" uhm yeah christians suck too..
i hate seeing "Fish symbols" on porsche's and ferraris.. GIVE
YOU MONEY TO ME I"LL BE YOUR GOD! err. hehe. but i still dont understand
why Arj Soft would have a page for the Christian Fish thing.. *shrug*
Sent in by: Treaps
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"The
Register - Porno Blonde Goes to Tribunal" hehe.
people complaining about how their treated in the pr0n industry rule..
Sent in by: Kan
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March
17th
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"Excite
- New Phone Heats up "Chat'n'Chuck" Competition"
k, like 6months ago, the cell phone was a somewhat an elitist thing
(which i liked, i could walk into a coffee shop, sit down, pull out
my cell phone, and i would have to beat the ladies off (you know what
i mean *wink*) but now, every gino and squeegy kid has one.. ah well..
i guess i should just start carting a laptop around or somehting.
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"CrapServe"
haha a nice spoof on "FreeServe"
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"Hal-9000
- Calvin, All your base are belong to us" alright,
this is getting a bit to far out of hand... all this Zero Wing shizz..
ugh. ah well, atleast its not another Pokemon fag er fad heh..
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"CNN
- Napster says its obeying Court Order" blah blah
blah. napster sux
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"ILoveBacon
- 15" tall snow Penis" bahahahahahah
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"Excite
- Soft Drink with Viagra Ingredient Banned" BHAHAH!
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"eBay
Item - Floppy dying fish call phone call from me"
heh, theres been a couple of these auctions up in the past day or so,
they seem to die pretty quick, like the "Monkey on a Donkey"
phone call made it all the way upto $16100.00 before they closed it..
impressive :).
Sent in by: Iscariot
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March
16th
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"SinFest
- bad ho day" bhahah sinfest rux
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"A
Pretty Woman - 1758 Zilola" she'll make some freak
midget really happy one day....
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"Sun
Microsystems - an Open Responce to Microsoft" eheh
those guys over at Sun are pretty smrt.. on MICROSAQ SUX!
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"Forbes:
Charlotte's Goat" Whoa~, crossing gene's of a goat
and a spider, to make an army of SpiderGoats.. Climbing walls, and jumping
behind their pray, and heatbutting their asses.. YEAH! oh wait. thats
not what this is about.. anyway, their making spiders web/material inside
these goats.. Wierd...
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"NewsBytes
- Canadians Test 'Disk Drive' 5,000Miles in Diameter"
my question is.. why would they mention Canadians, then give a measurement
in Miles (Imperial not metric). anyway, their using Fiber Optics, so
its not really a "Disk Drive" its more of an "Optical
Storage Array".
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"Welcome
to the Menstrual Hut" oh god. do yourself a favor,
and DONT click this..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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March
15th
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