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 "Wired
- How Kiwi Girl Became U.S. Hero" see, this is the
kinda crap i never understood. like, when the villian is about to leave
James Bond to "die" in some elaborate fashion, that he then
tells his entire plan for world domination, like, if this kid was gonna
pull a Columbine, why the hell would he tell a Kiwi?.. i dunno.. talk
about bad planning.   |
| "MSNBC
- Windows and Linux susceptible to new virus" heh,
its like a bi-sexual virus or something, but yeah, this isn't that cool.
but what would be, is that if the infected computer, would install the
opposite operating system, now that would be funny. you leave your computer
in linux, you come back from sleepnig or eating or something, and its
running winders~. feer
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| "Excite
- Man Tried for Stealing $0.58 From Car" yeah, i
had a guy try to steal stuff outta my truck once. i never would have
called the police though. i dunno wtf was with this guy.. Fuck him up,
and take your shit baq.. lemur.. |
| "The
Register - 1.7GHz Intel P4 coming soon" you know,
if only other industries could accelerate their research and development
as fast as some of the CPU makers, we'd live in a much better place.
like think about it. the 1GHz came out like what, january? and in just
about 3months, they've said that by mid may their almost double that
speed.. |
| "Discover
- mmmm Doughnut Perfection; Research on the donut"
Ever wonder what makes a good donut? heres the secret.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "The
Silicon Graphics Refrigerator Project" heh, turning
a hardass server into a beer fridge.. i can respect that. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "CNN
- Rapper Puff Daddy, Drops 'Puffy' Nickname" oh
god. you know theres something wrong with society when theres a press
conference, for a guy who's changing his "Nickname".. Sent in by: Papier
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| "FoxNews
- Toupees as Preventative Medicine?" heh Insuring
Hair Loss, thats new.. |
| "CNN
- Saudi bans Pokemon" bhahahah. Pokemon Sux!. |
| "Excite
- Police Seize 15,000 Fake Pokemons" Speaking of
Pokemon's.. Looks like someone has a fairly good counterfitting ring
going on for this crap.. but yeah, Pokemon still sux. |
| "MSNBC
- DoubleClick Security Sloppy" mmm Demographics
theft.. Wicked! heeh. im almost proud to be a former sponsoree of this
company (Since they obviously suck). ah well. |
| "6ball,
Corner Pocket" *snicker*. Sent in by: p0ng
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| "PsychoExGirlfriend"
BHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH OWNED! BHAHAHAHHAHA This totally rules..
and this chick is definatly psycho!.. Sent in by: Toilet Duck
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| "Excite
- Navy to Investigate Sub Collision" heh, looks
like the americans are using new tactics to sink boats.. instead of
using torpedos or uhm missiles or something, their surfacing underneith
other ships, causing their hulls to crack, and sink. heh. f33r Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Excite
- Woman Dies in Underground Plastic Surgery" OMG
Only in america, would a woman want a "bigger booty", and
want it so bad that she had to go to an "Underground emergency
room" where they practically injected her butt with MotorOil to
enlarge it.. Then get this.. she dies.. *snicker* i know its not supposed
to be funny, but dying of a butt injection.. *snicker*. ahhah
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| "VancouverProvince
- Wang Pulls Out" BHAHAHA That Head Line Rules!. |
| "CNN
- Survey: Denmark most wired; Men go for Cars, Porn"
hehe Menrule, womensux.. too bad this article is really short. cuz i'd
love more internet demographics, for men vs. women. |
| "MSNBC
- Worm Threatens Key Net Computers" heh, Looks like
all those Linux DNS servers might be running into some trouble, with
viruses (first those security holes, now this worm thing..) ah well.
this just prooves, that windows people who hate linux, are now making
viruses to attack linux machines (cuz i know all you windows haters
are the ones developing all those virii for it).
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| "UserFriendly
- 80Million dollar marketing budget" heh, wow, this
is surprizing, a Userfriendly thats kinda funny... Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "How
to Dance Properly" hahah. this rules.. I wonder
if this is how you get all the ladies. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Ain't
it coolNews - Spiderman Teasers out" Whoa, looks
like all those reports that Spiderman The Movie where true.. feer! too
bad that little sampler they give you is too short :\.. Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "Telegraph
- Navy's Gunnery Training Goes with a 'Bang'" ok,
if i was in the navy, and when it came to arms training, and instead
of giving me real ammo, they told me to yell "BANG" at everything,
i'd personally have to kick someone's ass. cuz thats pretty insulting.. |
| "Excite
- A Ferrari Showroom in Impoverished Indonesia"
bhahahahahaha |
| "CryptoNomicon"
Whoa! talk about conspiracy's, check this out!. |
| "CounterStrike
Unclassified" didn't i already post this?.. |
| "MegaTokyo
- Zombie Raver" *Snicker*. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Roccapulco
- NightClub/Supper Club" i have never thought of
a gayer idea then this, check it out, its like a cafeteria with a dance
floor and benches.. gay!. Sent in by: Mr.Tangent
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| "NPR
Quake - Quake rendered in 'Sketch'" this is possibly
the coolest thing i've ever seen. if i still had quake kicking around,
i'd have to see if this is a joke or not :). Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| "C|Net
- Ebay Shuts down Mir Auctions" *snicker* wow, ebay's
being really really bitchy these past couple weeks about people doing
stupid stuff on their auction site.. ah well, all good things have to
come to an end.. |
| "Excite
- Noteable Quotes" Bhahah, i love the one about
Ricky Martin! hhaha.. |
| "FoxNews
- Bart About to Drop his Shorts" Oh great.. as if
they weren't running out of ideas on The Simpsons, now thier going to
have Bart (who has stayed 10years old for 12years) get laid... How lame..
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| "NBCI
- All Your Base Are Belong to Us Archive" This should
die already...
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| "Rowdy
XFL Fans Toss Paraplegic to Coliseum Floor" and
this is why i hate sports, Fucken Circus for the masses. Beer, idiots,
and testosterone. what a combination (Waiting for disaster). Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Diesel
Sweeties - Raver Pete" mmm Hot Chicks in Vynal Skirts
Sent in by: Ender
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| "C|net
- Microsoft Exec. Says OpenSource Threatens Innovation"
uhm yeah sure.. whatever. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Excite
- Woman Detained After Vampire Assaults" *snicker*
these goth kids will never learn.. |
| "CNN-
Mir Re-Entry Seen from Fiji" i dunno if i already
posted this, but yeah mir still sux.. |
"The
Rutland Herald - Burlington Firm Comes out with Carbonated Milk Drink"
being lactose intolerant, the thought of Carbonated milk
makes me want to puke.. *shudder*
e-Moo - a drink for children of an Internet age - initially will be sold in three flavors: Orange Creamsicle, Bubble Gum and Chocolate Raspberry, which will marketed as an alternative for adults. In waiting, are Cookies and Cream and Fudge Brownie if e-Moo is successful.We; members of the Internet Generation, dont want a "hip" milk drink, we want caffiene found in jolt/coke/coffee, Nothing Hip will ever see its way onto my desk. Its a sacred location, which will never be defiled by a 'Fruitopia' or an 'e-moo'.. |
| "MegaStarNews
- Jolie to demand Busty Action Figures" JEAH! Angelina
Jolie rux, She can appreciate a nice set of boobs.. |
| "All
You Beat Are Belong to Bill Leeb" bhahahah Sent in by: Pr0phet
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| "Zippo
Tricks Bound to Impress and Amaze" I think Zippo
Lighters went out with Metallica and mullets (metallica, mullets and
camaro's go hand in hand) like 15years ago.. i dont know why this fad
is still around. Sent in by: Toilet Duck
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| "AstroGlide
- Get Your Free Sample here" Get yours today (i
already signed up :). Sent in by: Fr0glet
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| Ooops,
looks like my updater script updated things a bit too effeciently, it
uploaded 2 days of updates in a single day.. *sigh* time for more tweaking..
.Creator
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| "MSNBC
- Record Label to File Complaint next week Against Napster"
Napster sux move on... |
| "CNN
- Experts play down Security Flaw in PGP Software"
blah blah blah some people are never satisfied blah blah blah. |
| "Excite
- Sex Starved Moose Defecates on car" BHAHAHAHAHAH |
| "Wired
- The Day the Skylab Fell" Mirsux.. |
| "Bizcotti
- South Park's Cartman Makes Play for Peanuts Lucy"
*Snicker* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Counting
Down - Ron Howards Dream" OMG This Rules! Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Sublet
Ad" This is the coolest Sublet ad i think i've ever
seen.. Sent in by: Uriel_5
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| "BBSpot
- Mir Destroys Taco Bell, Kills Four" BHAHAHAHA |
| "CNN
- NASA Satellite finds Massive New Antarctic Iceburg" Oh
great.. here comes the green house effect.. not like its gonna kill
me, or any of my generation.. by the time the Greenhouse effect actually
starts taking lives, i'll be long dead.. :). |
| "The
Register - Old Trick Aids Intel in 1GHz Notebook Spin"
yeah, looks like intel is jumping back into the "Clock Throttle"
chip business.. where from what i understand the cpu has a variable
Bus Speed, where the cpu speed varies upon usage, so it consumes less
energy, and excretes less heat.. bleh. sux to me.. |
| "Excite
- University Buries Books to Cut Costs" Figures..
only the australians would figure this was a good idea... |
| "The
Erotic Chocolate Shoppe" hrmm. Notice all the Long
Chocolate Dongs, are made of Dark Chocolate.... i sense come racial
angst against white wang.. Sent in by: Spydie
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| "Space.com
- Solar Power Pack" Looks like someone is finally
mastering Solar Ray Harvesting Techniques.. feer Sent in by: Kanucsha
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| "TwistedHumor
- Jack Schitt" *Snicker* Sent in by: Xtal
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| "CNN
- Lavish Event Planned to Launch New Microsoft OS" blah
blah blah Microsoft sux, oh and wait till you see those Press releases
stating how Microsoft will be controlling your software/data.. |
| "MSNBC
- Black Boxes for the road" hrmm... i dont know
if these are a good idea or a bad idea, cuz before you know it, your
car will be issuing you speeding tickets.. Their will prolly be a little
printer in your dash, so that whenever you exceed the limit, it'll spit
out a ticket, just like in uhm.... Judge Dread (was that the movie?)..
anyway, it was in some movie, might have been Total Recall, i dont remember..
shitty movies clog my brain :\.
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| "Independant
- A Small Step for Man, A Regular Day at Customs"
hehe heres an interest (but short) article about how the 1st moonlanders
had to travel through customs to get back into the US.. heh. pretty
funny..
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| "Spawn.com
- Bruce Campbell as Ash" Bruce Campbell Rules! YEAH!.
Hail to the king baby. |
| "Formen.ign
- Karate Pot Head(mpeg)" Wow, talk about megalame..
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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| "RackServer
- Samson" Heh... i've seen what Intel has to offer
for this Clustering crap, and its no where near as e-leet.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "MccoysWorld
- Hacking Psychology/The Mentor Hackers Manifesto" this
is pretty interesting, story of my life.. If you havn't read it already,
i suggest you do :). Sent in by: Pyber
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| "Excite
- Lawmaker Punished for Fake Radio Interview" Only
in Ontario, do you see Members of Parliment NOT doing their jobs, but
instead, having a lacky do it for them.. fuck, the Canadian Government
is a joke.. I cant wait to get the hell outta here. |
| "Yahoo
- Free Tacos for U.S. If Mir Hits Floating Taco Bell Ocean Target"
bhahah, now this sounds entertaining..! too bad there wont be free tacos
for us canadians :\... |
| "CNN
- What Are the Odds Mir Will Land On Your Head"
ehhe, only 2billion to 1.. thats about teh same odds of winning a global
lottery.. ah well.. Oh and if your worried you might wanna check out
this
ebay auction. Oh and heres smore Mir
Crap on CNN. |
| "MSNBC
- Pilotless planes take off" hey, im all for this,
anything that will drop the overall price of flying anywhere.. |
| "Race
Pro Simulators" oh yeah, i dont know a single soul
who'd want/use one of these.. looks pretty lame to me :). Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Ansiktsburk"
What the hell is this?~ Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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| "CNN
- Spacecraft successfully Lands on Asteroid" Cool.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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