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 April
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"Ananova
- Scientists Place Bet on Living to 2150" hehe this
is pretty lame, scientists placing bets, to see if someone will live
150years. but my question is.. if no one lives to be 150, what happens
tot he money?
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"Excite
- Stepmother Forces Boy to Stitch Up Mouth" bhahahha.
if my currency was called "dong" bhahhahahah i dont know what
i'd do, my brain would prolly explode with idea "Hey wanna see
my dong?" "i left my dong at home, can i borrow yours?"
"Is that a dong in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
*snicker*
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"Guide
to Shooting Rubber Bands" heeh, incase you had no
idea how they worked before :).
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"ShowCase
- Huggy Bear Lands 'Blues Brothers' Role" HUGGY
BEAR RUX@
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"PlanetTribes
- All your rollplaying are belong to us.asf" Alright,
so i heard this awhile ago, like maybe a couple weeks, but i never noted
the url, and i've been looking for it since.. anyway, its fricken hilarious.
if you havn't heard it, check it out.. oh and theres a mirror
here
Sent in by: DirectorSG
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"HowStuffWork
- How Bread Works" *Snicker* HowStuffWorks Rux..
Sent in by: Spectre
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"ABCNews
- Man Accused of Stealing Boxes of Cereal" bhahahah
this guy sux..
Sent in by: Spiffie
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April
6th
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April
5th
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"PS2.IGN
- Solid Snake Caught Masterbating" BHAHAH in the
MGS2 demo, you can make Solid Snake Spank it. From IGN complete with
screenshots :). ehehhehe
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"MSNBC
- Salvaging what lies beneath" hrmm, an interesting
article on new 'Treasure hunting' technology. and how the government
is using it to preserve them.
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"Wired
- Cloned Cows Dropping Like Flies" Heh, this is
no big news. i dont know why everyone is treating it like it is.. if
you clone a cow 3times, and 1 dies of an immune defiecency, thats all
genetic, so chances are, if the environments are the same, they will
all suffer the same fate.. thats whatcha get for cloning a crappy cow..
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"Yahoo
- Distant Supernova Hits at Dark, Repulsive Energy"
you know what i still find fascinating, with a strong enough telescope,
you can actually see back in time (well, when looking at space). i think
thats the coolest thing ever discovered (next to twinkies, tequila,
and chicks).
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"Amazon
- How to Good-bye Depression: If you Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday"
guh....
Sent in by: Smash0r
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"TechTV
- The End Are Near" GOD CANT YOU LET THIS CRAP DIE!
Sent in by: OutOfMind
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"Rob
Clarke - Space Men" Ok, im warning you now. dont
click this if your at work, or a homophobe. cuz it gets kinda graphic/wierd
if you keep clicking the "next button". heh. enjoy.
Sent in by: Hee-la
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April
4th
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"PennyArcade
- It Really Works" bhahah, Amazon Sucks, and this
is true by the way.. I've ordered a couple "hard to find items"
that they had "in stock" and then their like "its on
back order" and im still waiting.. amazonsux
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"ABCNews
- Two Moldovan women arrested for selling human remains"
heh. Selling human body parts from a local cancer clinic.. interesting...
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"APOD
- Americans Defeat Russians in First Space Quidditch Match"
bahahaha Quidditch, i havn't heard about that game in years! since like,
that Mideviel thing i went to years ago.. ahahha. this rules.. to bad
its a joke :\..
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"CNN
- Microsoft Leads WorldWide Anti-Piracy Sweep"
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Microsoft Corp., the world's leading
software supplier, said on Monday it had led an eight-month crackdown
on Internet software pirates it said were using illegal software to
fund drug-running and terrorism.
You'd think 'Running Drugs' would pay for itself............
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"UserFriendly
- Network Training" *snicker* thats why i originally
took up networking :).
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"www.asdf.com"
Guh.. im missing something... cuz im lost, i have no idea what this
page is all about...
Sent in by: JCandy
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"C|Net
- Global Music Industry to ID Napster Fans" uuuh..
huh... well this is balls, apparently Napster is going to be Giving
users unique ID Numbers, and tracking their usage, and if they "swap"
copyrighted files, this software will alert the local police.. sounds
pretty assy..
Sent in by: Uriel_5
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April
3rd
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"Dad'n'Daughter
Date Night" *Snicker* i wonder if this was doctored
up or not :).
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"CNN
- Snack machine offers news, Cellphone payment"
ok, this is mad leet. i can't tell you the number of times i've wanted
a Mars bar or Coffee Crisp, and i've had no change.. This little leet
machine allows you to call a number on your cell phone, punch in your
order, and the machine will spit out your order, and the balance, gets
charged to your cell phone bill. Cool eh. :).
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"Excite
- Dolphins to Help Find WW2 Mines" uh, im surprized
that they never tried this before.. like.. it seems pretty smart to
me, Dolphins have sonar, and their prolly smarter then us, so i dont
understand why this is even in the news?..
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"MSNBC
- Sacred Cows in the Cross Hairs" i wish this article
was about people sniping sacred cows... but alas, its all about the
Post Cold War Military audit, ie. the US taking all their crappy old
weapons, and selling them to the enemy, then building better stuff..
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"Straight
Acting - Gay Test" BHAHAHAH Heres my results.
Your score is 23
LEVEL 2 -- VERY STRAIGHT ACTING
Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a homo boy. All your actions
are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be considered
too fem. Only a fellow level 2 -- buddy might suspect you with the
proper gaydar and it's just the way you like it.
Sent in by: SirHugh
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"PLIF
- Can I Help You?" hehehehehe
Sent in by: MsWas
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"Excite
- Kidney Goes Missing in Courier Mix-Up" hahah Go
FedEx! ehheheh
Sent in by: Dr. CCCP
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April
2nd
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"Ain't
it CoolNews - First image from Kiss the Dragon" why
does this look like its gonna be another one of these "Wire Kungfu"
movies, where 90% of the action scene's are filmed with Jet Li on a
string, flinging him around the room. ah well. we'll have to wait and
see i guess.
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"Yahoo
- Scientists Stunned by Gender-Bender Chromosome"
Whoa, all you sterile men out there, you can now blame your mothers
for that.. cuz that chromosome is passed on from her (or atleast thats
what this article tries to explain). feer..
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"CNN
- Xbox to launch with 11 Sega Titles Says Gates"
ah, so this is what sega's been doing... now their in bed with Bill
Gates (*shudder*) ah well, atleast xbox will have some games when its
out, unlike Jaguar (yeah, you remember that console, i had such high
hopes, then no one made games for it, and it died within a year).
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"Excite
- Man Serves 29 Years for Breaking Window" Jamaica
sux..
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"JerkCity
- Team Player" bhahahahah..
Sent in by: Beavnuts
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"MonkeyDyne
- Im Bill Leeb" *Snicker* i bet Pr0phet was behind
this one :).
Sent in by: Choralone
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"CNNfyi
- Studios hope to prevent movie 'Napster' from taking hold"
heh. SCREW THE ESTABLISHMENT!
Sent in by: Fr0g
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April
1st
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"FoxNews
- Inmate Demands Recognition as Messiah" BHAHAHAHH
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"Excite
- Love for St. Bernard Meat, Angers Swiss" *snicker*
i can just see it now. the Chinese are going to start printing posters,
of like a St. Bernard, with the Big Red Cross on it, while a handfull
of Little Chinese men, are poking at it with chopsticks :). hehehe
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"MSNBC
- Watch a hacker work the system" blah blah blah.
msnbc is really starting to piss me off, their all "HEY LOOK WERE
UNDERGROUND" then they like, talk to the CEO of AOL about cheeze
burgers, god msnbc sux.. its like, "Carding" is a new thing,
hell like 6years ago when i was deep into hax0ring, i had people begging
to card shit for me.. bah!. msnbc sux alot.
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"Marks
Custom Kits" God, this mark guy is way to crazy
about David Hasslehoff.. i dont know where to start... Too wierd.. this
prolly has some incrediable cult following.. *wierd*.
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"THE
OSCARS: WHITE PEOPLE’S DRAMA MOVIE AWARDS" BHAHAHAHAHAH
Sent in by: Choralone
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"HardOCP
- Image" ROFL
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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"NewGrounds
- BlunderCats" BHAHAHaH
Sent in by: `Red
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