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 "TechnicalVirgin.com"
OMG OMG OMG ! they've finally updated.. and they've even got a new commercial
(too bad its not as funny as the first, but its still good shit). check
it out.  
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| "Shockwave
- What to do with a Sex Slave" snicker..
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| "FoxNews
- Scientists Discover why Pot Smokers get 'the munchies'" heh
feer. i wonder how many hours were spent "experimenting" with
this :). "
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| "The
Register - IE Won the browser war, cuz Netscape sucks"
BHAHAHAHHA |
| "CNN
- Clippy Gets the boot" DIE CLIPPY DIE!
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| "Dispatch
- Practical Joke that broke workers back, leads to lawsuit"
Oh My.. i dont know how to describe this one, besides "HEH_OOPS"..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "2^6972593-1
is prime" whoever made this page, has way too much
time on their hands. Sent in by: Jonesboy |
| "Planet
of the Apes - Remake Trailer" OH LAME! their remaking
POTA.. No one can top Charlton Heston in his hayday.. Sent in by: Biofeedbk |
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| "Space
- Mans Face on Mars Part II" blah blah blah. i seriously
doubt that this "face" was made on purpose. |
| "Dallas
Morning News - Yahoo to do pr0n?" this just goes
to show you, out of all the failing dot-coms, you wont see a "pr0n
site" in the bunch. its all the Amazons, Yahoo's, Pets.com's; all
the useless shit we never need. but pr0n... you can never have enough
of.. UPDATE: Oh. same story, on CNN
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| "Information
Week - Server 54 Where are you?" my question is..
why would they hire Novell to find their server... you'd think, that
they'd just start unplugging connections on the hub, until you found
the 'missing server' and chase it back.. ah well.. the admins over at
UofNC obviously dont know what their doing. |
| "MSNBC
- Group of Tech Companies; Labs to unveil chip-making machine"
k, this will be pretty boring to everyone who's not technically enclined..
so if your not interested in the future of IC creation, skip this one
(cuz its pretty long and dry). |
| "ABCNews
- Woman Contracts Brain Worm From Taco" and this
is one of the many reasons why i dont eat pork.. (well that and a pig
is a filthy animal).. ah well, this is just mexico's way of trying to
conquer North America, slowing planting worms in tacos; hoping that
no-one would notice.. ah well. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "ITWorld
- Torvalds Claims he was Misquoted about Mac OS X" how
did i know this would happen? Mr. Lunix shows some balls, everyone loves
him, then he comes back and says "HEY IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE
ONE ARMED MAN" god. his 'cool' factor just dropped to 0%. Sent in by: W|ll
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| "HeadHunter.net
- Job Details: Super Hero" bhahahahhahaha Sent in by: Chris J.
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| "Solid
Sharkey - Cats Make Good English" FOR THE LOVE OF
COCK AND BALLS PLEASE STOP THIS "ALL YOUR BASE" EPIDEMIC!
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| "Wired
- Hacker Movie has Lots of Cracks" blah blah blah.
"LOOK KIDS ANOTHER HACKER MOVIE!@ ITS GOING TO BE LEET, ZERO COOL
IS MAKING AN APPEARANCE IN IT!" bleh.. |
| "MSNBC
- Replacing Videotape with CDs" mmmm video piracy...
mmmm..
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| "All
about Sex - Been Caught Spanking it" bhahah, i think
i might have posted this ages ago, but they've definatly updated it..
cuz theres some seriously funny shizz here.. :). |
| "AdCritic
- Stiffy the Dog" bhahahha Oh come on. everyone
has problems controlling their "dog" (especially me :\..) Sent in by: Chris J.
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| "Panda
Ransom" Take that China! *snicker* Sent in by: Xian
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| "Bilbana"
Whoa! this took me a second to figure out what was going on.. but this
is like one of those old Electric car/track racer sets, if you choose
the first option, you build your track first and race a computer opponent,
and if you choose the second, its 2 player.. feer.. this is a-rad! Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Telegraph
- The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Exploding Cows"
bhahahahah using dynamite to remove old animal carcasses, bhahahahahha
He said: "It was disgusting. There were body parts everywhere. Visitors like to think the Austrian hills are alive with the sound of music, not exploding cows. It must be stopped."
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| "MSNBC
- Did Mars Have Seas? Debate Continues" heh, fuck
water, FIND ME THE ALIENS! IM TIRED OF BEING PROBED LATE AT NIGHT BY
ANGRY VISITORS!
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| "Excite
- Clowns Told to Get Custard Pie Insurance" bah.
even the circus is getting politically correct, Where are the midgets?
where are the freakshows...... bah!
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| "Exploitation
Now: Prostitute" *snicker* |
| "AdCritic
- Flying Dwarf.com" bhahahahahah Sent in by: Chris J.
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| "Dallas:
The Dick City" OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I NEVER
NOTICED THIS BEFORE! Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "PCGamers
- All your base, a History" oh god. FOR THE LOVE
OF COCK! MAKE THIS ALL STOP! Sent in by: HaB
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| "FoxNews
- BillBoard Abs" hehe, nothing like using a Cheerleaders
'MidRiff' to display a Tommy Hilfigure ad. What will they think of next?
Ads on Condoms? |
| "Wired
- New Substance Freaks Physics" heheh, more cool
science, cept this really wont affect me, since i seldom need to bend
microwave rays... heh. |
"MSNBC
- Torvalds Rips Mac OS X" Bhahahahha
“FRANKLY, I THINK it’s a piece of crap,” Torvalds writes of Mach, the microkernel on which Apple’s new operating system is based. “It contains all the design mistakes you can make, and manages to even make up a few of its own.” |
| "CNN
- Man Arrested After Striking Liberty Bell" This
guy has class, thats all i can say :). Hell, when i was in Pennsylvania,
and i visited the bell, all i wanted to do was hit it with a big hammer,
and had i gone back to see it a second time, i prolly would have had
a hammer :). oh well. someone beat me to it.. |
| "This
is a Cry for Help - Destination Egg" OMG this is
disgusting.. Note: This is prolly NOT work friendly.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Cum
D'Licious By Sweet Secretions Inc." bhahahahahhahahaha Sent in by: Xian
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| "Ain't
It CoolNews - Pornstar; Legend of Ron Jeremy" *snicker*
you've gotta read this :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "MSNBC
- GM Recalls new SUV, idles plan" NEVER BUY A CHEVY!
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| "Excite
- Ice Hotel Now too Hot To Handle" hehe. this is
pretty cool, for those of you who didn't know, theres this cool ice
hotel thing ugh, im not gonna explain it :). anyway, since the one in
quebec was so popular, i can't wait to see these popping up everywhere..
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| "CNN
- Size does matter for new SuperComputers" mmm "Hyper
Computers" (aka baby mainframes) feer.. |
| "FoxNews
- Internet Company Sues for Rights to Broadcast McVeigh's Execution"
bhahahahahh hell, i'd pay 20.00$ to see McVeigh die.. but im a freak
:\. |
| "Ananova
- Doctors Save Patient by Getting him Drunk" Now
these are a set of SMRT Doctors.. "Hrmm. i perscribe Vodka"
(i wish i could have a perscription for vodka :\. then i could be tanked
at work, and they couldn't fire me :\.. ah well, Sent in by: MacHaggis
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| "FlashMountain
- All your Boobs are belong to us" bhah, Warning:
This is NOT work friendly. but pretty funny non-the-less :) Sent in by: Chris J.
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| "SonicNet
- Napster to Put 'Protection Layer' on MP3s" uhm
yeah, i wonder how long it would take to crack this "protection
layer". it wont last more then a week (imho) Sent in by: quj
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| Forgive
my aggression, i've been drinking all day, and im surprized i can still
spell. ah well, enjoy.. Im gonna get wasted.. .Creator
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| "Wired
- China Posters Spew on Spy Snafu" heh. i smell
world war III..
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| "Salon
- Buchanan Wins" bhahah Salon Sux.. Buchanan sux
too. oh and you americans who can't figure out how to vote, you sux
too..
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| "CNN
- Solar Flares? AOL Instant Messenger Knocked out"
yeah.. right... solar flares.. i know what they can do. and they dont
do this. (well, they can but i bet AOL is blaming them, cuz they dont
want to admit that their hardware is 30years old, running AmigaOS.)
ah well, AOL sux.
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| "MSNBC
- Napster Downloads Surge" heh, looks like the only
way the RIAA can stop napster is by shutting their servers down. heh..
which i doubt will happen.
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| "For
Great Allah" great.. another "All your base"
spoof... Sent in by: Servo
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| "License
2 Fuck 2" bhahah Looks like Pr0phet sure gets around.
Sent in by: TchorT
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| "Sinfest
- Systems Check" is it just me, or does anyone else
have a boner? (i think i have a problem :\) Sent in by: Hee-la
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