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 "Guardian
Unlimited - Robot with living brain created in US"
Now this is rad.. you must read now..   |
| "MSNBC
- Go Spying with Your Mobile" this sounds pretty
cool, being able to send video over a cellphone.. my mouth is watering
already.. it would be the ultimage porto-cam.. Uh huh.. I think i just
innoculated..
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| "Yahoo
- NASA Unveils New Plane, Calls it Future of Aviation"
hrmm.. a plane that uses Oxygen for fuel... interesting... cept i bet
it wont take off, it'll be like those Water Powered Cars of the early
1900's.. *shrug*. too good to be true.. |
| "Excite
- Doctors Banned from Using Phones During Surgery"
Uh, i hope this isn't an issue here in canada........ |
"New
Scientist - Barbeque Wings" bhahhaha
A £900,000 mirror sculpture destined for a square in Nottingham, UK, will have to be shielded to prevent it focusing the Sun's rays and barbecuing passing birds.Now thats art! Sent in by: Witz
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| "Poke
the Bunny" bhahah, i could do this all day! Sent in by: Xris
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| "Never
the Same(flash)" Whoa! This is some feersome flash,
check it out.. Doh! too bad the music sucks... Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Excite
- Diving for Bottles in River of Beer" heh, a followup
to the article that was posted yesterday. |
"Wired
- The Spy Who Lost Me" bhahahah So much for british
intelligence..
The British Defense Ministry has reported 205 laptops missing since 1997 -- most of which contained classified information. That's an average of 51 lost laptops per year.thats about 1 laptop per week... just imagine how many National Secrets are on each one... |
| "JerkCity
- Latino Pride" ROFL... |
| "Motor
City Online Beta Test Sign Up"
alright i know that this isn't that whacked, but i pasting
it cuz this game should rule.. its like an RPG where your character
is your car.. and you Upgrade it and shiz.. well.. it sounded more interesting
last time i read about it :). |
| "SatireWire
- Americans Annoyed by International Shit on Internet"
OMG This is pretty fricken funny :) check it out! Sent in by: Fr0glet
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| "Fight"
Oh My! This rules.. Its like Stick Figure Death Theatre,
only this is like a hundred stick figures getting their asses kicked!
its leet. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "WorldNetDaily
- Britian, Australia Top U.S. In Violent Crime"
heh yeah, but how many school shootings did australia have? heh Sent in by: Suffer
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| "SharkyExtreme
- Failling the Test: My So-Called Life as a Video Game Tester"
bhahah page 2 rux!.. |
| "Wierd
stuff in our world" wow, this shizz is pretty lame..
what happened to the Midget Transexual Monks of Easter Asia.. Now their
pretty wierd..
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| "FoxNews
- River is Beer Drinkers Best Friend" bhahah they
actually had a "Salvage" Effort! that rules.. |
| "Excite
- Man Robs Bank, Leaves Resume" heh, What a monkey.
k, Robber guy gets all liquored up, and desides to do a little job hunting,
then a little grand theft larceny.. yeah... needless to say, his sorry
ass is in jail.. |
| "Thought
Police - Income Tax Form for Recently Laid Off dot com Employees"
bhahahahhahahah check this out.. This is now a favorite thing around
my office :) Sent in by: Chris J.
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| "WilliamBova.net
SoundBoards" heheh i love the Bruce Campbell ones..
he rules.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "NewYork
DailyNews - Teen Mom Throws Baby to Hungry Dog"
ugh... and this is why i hate newyork... Sent in by: Witz
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| "Excite
- Easter Egg Surprize Turns Sour" hehe, idiot man,
buys wedding ring, and gets a custom made Easter Egg built around it
(made of dark chocolate). he gives it to girlfriend. girlfriend hates
dark chocolate, she returns egg to store, and gets a regular chocolate
egg. guy freaks out, chick freaks out. girl hates guy, guy hates girl.
end of story :) |
| "Telegraph
- Its 2023 and Telford's days are numbered" bhahah.
now this is a pretty lame idea.. using Asteroids as weapons..... in
this nuclear age, what will they think of next (throwing stones? maybe?). |
| "Ananova
- Russians Create 'Artificial Human Brain'" so,
instead of the russians using the money that funded this scientific
breakthrough, on food for their starving population. They use it to
create a pseudo artifical brain.... until they transplant this thing
into a money or dog or something im not gonna be impressed. |
| "CNN
- Java-Enabled Air Conditioners Readied" heheh feer.
looks like those californians with their power problems will be getting
some hi-tech solutions, Air Conditioners that can be programmed to turn
on at certain times/temperatures in order to save electricity. feer..
all i wanna be able to do is to telnet to my air conditioner. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Funny Chinese Shirt" bhahahahahah Sent in by: SetUseer
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| "JerkCity
- I Spy" bhahahahah JerkCity Rux! Sent in by: Jonesboy
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| "HOT
or NOT? - Rockin Grandma" i wish this was my grandma.
cuz im sure she rocks! Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "CNN
- Harvey R. Ball, Designer of the Smiley Face, Dead at 79"
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| "CampChaos
- StoneTrek" heh, k, this is moderatly cool. but
its from CampChaos, so most of you will prolly enjoy it.. (it just takes
forever to download :\.) ah well. enjoy |
| "Yahoo
- Attention Kids: No Stun Guns at Easter Egg Roll"
BHAHAHHAH OMG You've gotta read this one.. |
| "Dallas
MorningNews: Yahoo to remove all pr0n from shopping site"
Yahoo Sucks.. their all "YEAH LETS DO PRON@!" then like the
next day they get a phone call from an upset mom, and now their back
to square one "Oh, maybe pr0n wasn't the answer :\." |
| "Easter
is Cancelled(jpg)" you've all prolly seen this by
now. but incase you havnt, click it now :). Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Salon
- Tiger Killed in Front of Children" bhaha, nothing
like playing Darwin in a local zoo.. what'll be next? TIGER vs. ZEBRA
IN THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! SEE IT LIVE AT OMAHA NATIONAL ZOO! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Mike-Pulsifier
- Mac Parody" bhahahahahahah Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "POP
The First Male Pregnancy" Guh.. this is obviously
a joke. |
| "Cadaver
Inc. - Fast & Affordable Corpse Disposal" Freaky.......
I hope this isn't serious... |
| "CNN
- Judge Considers Pulling Plug on Napster" Napster
sucks.. end of story... |
| "MSN
Pets/Animals - Yeti DNA?" Whoa! looks like science
fiction is finally becoming a reality. SOMEONE FIND ME A SAQ-SQUASH!
:) |
| "BBspot
- Allchin Says Seattle Quake Caused by Open Source"
Bhahahaha Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Oregon
Live - Judge says he's ready to drop man's guilty plea after false abuse
report" Oh My! Now this is cool. some chick was
impersonating a highschool student (when she was 30yrs old - Check out
the pictures) heh. this is pretty wierd.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Jesus
Christ Super Store" bhahahah!
"His is the kingdom, the power and the glory"Sent in by: LGDizko
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| "BBCNews
- Bard 'used drugs for inspiration'" Really? shakespeare
used drugs... BIG SURPRIZE. no really, i had no idea.. hell anyone who
had to read his crappy literature in school would know that he was obviously
on crack... |
| "Time
- All your base are belong to us" FOR THE LOVE OF
CRAP MAKE IT STOP! (no really, this all your base shit, is really getting
old..)
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| "CNN
- Peer-to-peer virus Hits Gnutella Users" ugh, just
a mild warning for all you gnutella/bearshare/etc users. Dont run .exe's,
and get some good virus software (and update it and shizz). anyone else
think that this was engineered by the RIAA, to fight pro-napster/gnutella
ideals... ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY! |
| "UPI
- New Non-Lethal Energy Weapon Heats Skin" i think
i already posted something about this, but its still pretty cool. so
read! |
| "DailyRadar
- 10 Things Listening to Heavy Metal Might Make You Do" OMG
GHAHAHAHHAHAH Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "SFGate
- Beetle Overboard; VW Bug Hung of GG Bridge in Prank"
bhahah. GO CANADA! Sent in by: SenorBeef
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| "SendaFriend
- Funny computer upgrade" i thought that was the
reason why we had 'twist' off caps.. *shrug* maybe the americans havn't
figured out how to open those yet *snicker* Sent in by: quj
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