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 "MSNBC
- NASA Fixes Computer, Robot Arm" blah blah blah.
The part that I find interesting is the part towards the middle, about
the first space tourist. but yeah, basically its pretty boring..   |
| "Excite
- Free Breast Implants for Some Female Soldiers"
Whoa! Armychicks getting their titties done! hell, if i was a chick,
i'd be joining the army now, Free tit job, Free Edumication, etc.. its
becoming a pretty sweet deal for girls.. |
| "Washington
Post - Warning Issued About Chinese Hackers" hehe,
Chinasux..
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| "CNN
- Virus Infects Microsoft Support Server" Microsoftsux
too..
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| "FatLane
Online" uhh.. i dont get it. this guy likes "bigger
girls" so he takes pictures of normal or fat girls, and makes them
fatter, either, he's REALLY cool, or hesux.. Oh and WARNING, MAD LAME
POPUP WINDOWS! Sent in by: Grist|e
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| "Welcome
to SheepCull" hahah. so far, my best speed time
is 20sheep in 12seconds. and a perfect game in just under a minute..
hehe. this rules.. Sent in by: TchorT
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| "OddCast
Host Workshop" More fun in flash, cept i dont get
it.. :). heh. Sent in by: MsWas
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|
"Star
Wars Quiz For Women" heh, i dont know if this counts,
cuz like, im a guy, but it says my character is...
You are YODA! |
| "Excite
- Woman Want Security, Men Want Sex" Oh My! Tell
me something i didn't know (but now its official). anyway, this is a
pretty short article, and it rux!.
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"BBCNews
- Inventor Unveils Bra With Firepower" heheheh.
Described as "equal parts Victoria's Secret and Guns & Ammo magazine", in reference to the American lingerie chain and top-selling firearms magazine, the bra is available in utilitarian black or white. |
| "CNN
- IBM Breakthrough could lead to smaller chips"
OoOOooo Heres an interesting article on how Chip Manufacturers could
start using 'Carbon Cylinders' instead of Silicon in IC (integrated
circuits). sounds pretty bad-ass.
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| "The
Register - Amazon Refuses to pull Bill Gates' Review of Linux 7.0"
bhahahahha, This rules! check out the original Amazon Review. Click
here. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "UserFriendly
- Clippy" *Snicker* Sent in by: Munch
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| "Guardian
Observer - People-Zapper Fires Microwaves at the Enemy"
mmm Microwave Guns! BURN BABY BURN! heh. Sent in by: Pr0phet
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"Pirates
Kitchen - Personality Test" heh, heres what mine
said..
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored. |
| "Excite
- Is Miss France a Man??" bhahahah. I dont know
what to say.. this is just hilarious!. |
| "BBCNews
- No Offence Officer" Whoa, looks like in the UK
your allowed to swear at Police, and aslong as your not yelling it,
you can get away with it. |
| "ShugaShack
- Yoda Chillin" Some people have way to much time
on their hands. |
| "Tokyo
Breakfast - Sup Nigga(asf)" Uh, i dont know if this
is funny, or disturbing.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Akadot
- Fun Features: Drinking Games" hehe "The All
Purpose Mecha Drinking Game".. I think im missing something, Sent in by: Pr0phet |
| "BBCNews
- Coke on Tap at Home" Guh, wierd. Cept i dont know
if this would sell or not... Since, i dont think anyone would bother
buying the Pressurized mixing machine to mix the Syrup and the Carbonated
Water. Sent in by: Morat
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| "CNN
- Teen Charged with Hacking into Air Force System"
I wonder how many intrusions actually go unnoticed, and undocumented..
this definately gives a new meaning to "National Security" |
| "ZDNet
- Post Office Delivers to eBay" Great.. as if it
wasn't bad enough that the Postmen/mail sorters dont open your packages,
steal the cool stuff, then wrap the package in tape and put a "Damaged
in Shipping" sticker on it.. Now, their selling your packages..
i'd keep a close eye on ebay, just so i can see if my Leatherman utility
tool is up there, that those theiving bastards stole... |
| "MSNBC
- CyberStalking in the Office" Now this is a smart
freak.. well, maybe not that smart (as you'll find out by reading). |
| "Excite
- Family Complains about Dead Passenger" bhahahahha,
if i was on a plane, and they stuck a dead/dying guy next to me, i'd
be stealing his wallet, and wedding ring, errr.. i mean.. i bid him
fairwell, and get a new seat..... |
| "Sinfest
- You Made Those?" SinFest Rules! Sent in by: Xudien
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| "Last
Words - From the Cockpit of Several Crashed airplanes"
hehe, no comment :). Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "UserFriendly
- Enemy At the Gates" Heh, UserFriendly sux.. Sent in by: MidgetJohn
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| "Excite
- Banker Jailed for Xmas Party Death of Colleague"
bhaha. Nothing says "Hey Man, Nice Costume" then setting his
grass skirt on fire when he's taking a crap in the mens washroom. |
| "FoxNews
- Alien Bureau Shuts Down as Aliens Shun Earth" *Snicker*
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| "CNN
- FBI Uses Reverse Hacking to Catch Russians" Reverse
Hacking..... What a buzzword.. all i can say is "UberGay!"
it doesn't get any lamer then using buzz words.. |
| "SinFest
- Goth Poetry" BHAHAHAH |
| "ShugaShack
- Masterbating is not a crime" is it just me or
is this guy a total loser, the Red Sailor's Hat, with the RayBand Sunglasses
worn on the head, and the stupid little 16yr's Goatee.. when will kids
learn, that what they see on 90210 is not how they should look. He Screams
"BEAT MY ASS WITH A LENGTH OF TUBING!" Sent in by: Serv0
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| "All
Your Base Are Belong to Burger King" JEAH! BK Rules!
Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Dictionary
- Warez D00dz" ROFL Sent in by: Fr0g
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| "Pornolize"
hehe, feed in a a url and it spits out the pr0n version, check out whacked-pornolized. |
| "BBCNews
- Lying Around is Good For You" Finally!. a study
has been done on the lifestyle of the office chump (ala me). But yeah,
those crazy germans proved that its more benefiticial to lay around
and not do anything, then to work out, or do anything else.. So it looks
like i'll be laying around for the rest of my life :). |
| "Operation
Compu-Drop" *Snicker* grab the big video (unless
your on a modem) :). |
| "CNNfn
- Intel Launches Pentium 4 Chip" uhm big deal...
no one cares....
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| "Yahoo
- Hollywood Makes Mountains of English Molehills"
bhhah. Those crazy Hollywood Folk, will do anything for a movie.. even
making a 3000ft tall mountain in England.. (even though they will probably
be creating it digitally, its still pretty lame..). Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "Playboy.com
- Take the Breast Test" I'm almost positive i posted
this acouple weeks ago... But checking my records didn't show anything
of relevance.. anyway, i scored 14 when i took the test originally..
so feer my breast spotting abilities! heh. Sent in by: JCandy
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| "The
Register - Australia Outlaws Email Forwarding" Oh
my this is lame.. Copyright Infringement.. thats rich... Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "The
Register - Shrinks Called into Singapore Schools"
pfft. net addicts.. thats so last year... Get with the times, and get
addicted to Smack, or Crack Cocaine.. |
| "IGN
- Tie-Tanic" heh, you all should remember "Troops"
(the spoof on Cops with Storm Troopers and stuff) well this is along
similar lines. but i dont wanna ruin it, so just check it out for yourself. |
| "CNN
- Down to Earth Views of the HomeWorld" heh, CNN
Sucks.. i tried to view one of those "Zooms" and i sat there
for like 20mins while it "downloaded" and then it crashed
my IE.. what a piece of crap!. |
| "ShugaShack
- Cop playing CS" bhahah, this is either, really
cool, or uberfaggy! im not quite sure which one.. |
| "Ananova
- Impotent man strips on Plane" OMG ROFL! I love
his quotes! Sent in by: Witz
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| "Microsoft
Clippy" heh, a followup to the "Die Clippy
Die!@" article i posted a couple weeks back. make sure you check
out the movies too :) Sent in by: Munch
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| "Things
That Have Been Sold in Vending Machines" *shudder*
Fresh Steak in a vending machine *shudder* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Wired
- FBI Crashes Parody Party" OMG This guy rules..
i dont wanna ruin this article so just click it :).
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| "Scientific
American: Warp Drive Underwater" Whoa! this is a
pretty interesting article.. it talks about how gas pockets underwater
can be use to deliver projectiles to targets.. Neat~ |
| "CNN
- IBM's Graffiti Ads Runs afoul" bhahahha. IBM's
spray painting its server propaghanda on sidewalks and stuff. thats
pretty cool. kinda like flipping the City Officials the 'Bird' and saying
"We dont care about your stupid rules, After all, we're IBM!"
heh. |
| "MSNBC
- Napster Licenses I.D. Technology" Napster sux. |
| "CNN
- 3 Yemenis sue NASA For Trespassing on Mars" bhahahah
i can't believe i didn't read this one years ago!. Sent in by: Doom^
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| "The
True Meaning of Life - Why am i here?" HAH Sent in by: Sneak
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| "SinFest
- I AM GLOOMY!" ROFLMAO! Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Things
My Girlfriend and I have argued about" OMG THIS
RULES! i can totally relate to this guy.. |
| "Excite
- Massive Tunnel Discovered at Jail" bhahaha.. these
inmates must be kicking themselves right now... |
| "FoxNews
- Professor Dies, while smuggling Cocaine in Stomach"
Uh Oh, someone just learned the hazards of smuggling cocaine in your
stomach.. especially when using low grade balloons.. since stomach acid
can dissolve most rubbers (high quality latex is usually pretty good
for that kinda thing *cough* not that i'd know *cough*). |
| "CNNfyi
- Study: Child Aggression Linked to Hours in Day Care"
Be forewarned, day care is evil! a device of satan. |
| "UserFriendly
- Network Class" God userfriendly sucks... Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "House
Painting by Adult Superstar Nicole Moore In the BUFF"
ROFL! Sent in by: We3bus
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| "MAXIM
- Are you as dumb as you look?" Whoa! Feer me..
13/15 answers correct! i rule.. Sent in by: `Red
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