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May 7th
"FoxNews - Army Aims for Environmentally Safe Bullets" pfft, whats the point.. Wars are won with Attrition. Damage done after the war is over. Who wants friendly Bullets.. Not me..

"BBC - Genetically Altered Babies Born" Great.. Megababies.. they'll be taking over the world in no time.

"MSNBC - Carnivore's Use Detailed" Remember awhile ago, when i posted that link, to that software package that the FBI was developing, well, heres the report on its usage. Feersome..

"Excite - Students Baffled by Dress Code" hahah, Only in Canada... heheh Post-Its' hahahahha.. this article rules..

"Catz.gif" hehe, More interesting Body Paint.. and its animated :).
Sent in by: Hee-la
"ChicksSuck - I could have gone my entire life without seeing this movie" bhhaha, At First Sight, bhahhaha, sux..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"BBSpot - Video Card Review Sets Page Record" heh, I'm getting tired of all these 'Hardware Review' sites.. they're all the same.
Sent in by: Flatline
 
May 6th
"Excite - Vegetarian Sues McDonalds Over Meaty Fries" uhm, this is no secret, In canada, theres big signs and shizz saying "Fries May Contain Beef Fat". *shrug*

"MSNBC - Seven Million Newbies go Online" great.. more losers sucking the bandwidth out of an already slow internet..

"ZeroCredits - Computer Gamer Found Behind Wall" didn't i already post this?

"3DActionPlanet - Catch The Sperm, Game" bhahahahahah I'm sorry, i had to post this, its way too funny not too :).
Catch the Sperm is a new game by Phenomedia of Switzerland, and it carries a positive message. Additionally, it just happens to be the first PC game to take place entirely inside a vagina. Fans of anatomy and perverts everywhere are bound to rejoice at the very mention of this, but all of us can get a kick out of the game's opening orgasm sound effect and humorous take on a serious subject.

"You Have Been Virtually Kicked in the Ass" wow, this is pf-lame.
Sent in by: Sirhugh
"Bits and Pieces" Whoa, this is some of the wierdest/coolest shockwave i've seen inawhile, oh, and it requires your desktop bitdepth to be 32bit. so you might wanna check that before clicking..
Sent in by: Cbla
"Movie-Mistakes.com" hehe. this site is leet, shows you a shitload of mistakes/boo-boo's/and errors that were filmed in thousands of movies.. heh. check it out.. it rules..
Sent in by: usux
 
May 5th
"Single White Geek Seeks Female" Searching for Chicks on the internet... Anyone who's done this will know what you'll really find.. *cough*40yr old obese men masquarading around as 13yr old girls*cough*.

"MSNBC - Pirated Office XP Sells for Peanuts" heh, gotta love it how in Malaysia theres an entire industry built around pirating software, heheh..

"Excite - City Okays Sex Change for City Workers" This would only happen in America, oh and Only in San Francisco, heh.. but news to me, I had no idea, that the Sex Change operation was called 'Sex Reassignment Surgery'. Pretty lame huh..

"FoxNews - NASA Contacts Pioneer 10" heh this isn't that whacked, but its still wierd.. I remember the press release from NASA saying that they've lost contact with Pioneer 10, and that chances are its crashed into a something. Then the whole "PIONEER 10 WAS TAKEN BY THE ALIENS" conspiracy started.. so this story might have been released as an Anti-Conspiracy (you know what i mean?).

"Flouride, Teeth, and the Atomic Bomb" Whoa! Talk about a conspiracy, this is one i've never heard!.
Sent in by: quj
"PunchBaby - Man Show, Tit Smash" ok, i wouldn't say this isn't work friendly. i'd just say uhm, look out for who's behind you, cuz this ones already been sensored.
Sent in by: Xian
"DisturbingAuctions - BullSaq Purse" bhahahahahhahah
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
 
May 4th
"MSNBC - Software Aims to Predict Violence" Oh great...... software that sits on an email server, and 'checks' all your emails for your 'writing patterns' analysizes them.. yeah.. right.. i wonder if this has actually been tested.. or if its just another pipe dream.. frankly, i dont even want a program 'reading' my email, and guessing at wheather im sane, or insane.. ugh.

"Excite - Super Accurate Atomic Clock Hates Sundays" Theres no other place on earth, like canada.. we try to do something that no one else has done, and then we screw it up royally... so that the entire planet can see us... GO CANADA!

"Wired - Robofish Act Like Reel Thing" heh, "Reel" wow. wired used a 'pun' correctly. im surprized... cuz usually their all about spelling mistakes, and grammar issues. ah well. cool pictures. and uhm I'd love to have a couple of these robofish.. cuz god knows, i can barely keep myself alive, not to let-lone a pet.. :)

"CNN - Army Moving to Restrict Web Access to Porn" bhhahahah, sux to be in the army. wait a sec... wasn't the army all "PRO BIG BREASTS" last week, now their all "NO PRON FOR YOU!" what a bunch of brats..

"RickyRickyJ.com" This guy couldn't scream any louder that he's gay...
Sent in by: JewBacca
"The End of Mir" heh, its not moving, but their still showing it in space :).
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
"SpidermanHype.com - Green Goblin Costume" heh, yeah, Spiderman the movie is gonna suck..
Sent in by: Speed3D
 
May 3rd
"TheStar - Motorist Booked for doing 773kph" bhahhaha. Check out his name! hbhahhahah not to let-lone, his carsux too :). hhehe. cept he must have like a Jet Engine or something, cuz thats almost the speed of sound :). ehehhe

"Excite - Phone Box Sex Card Pests, Face Jail" heh, over there in the UK, people who post 'Escort/Sex Line/etc' ads in Phone booths are going to face Jail time.. heh. thatsux..

"Wired - My Mother, The Flying Car" Now this looks Totally lame..

"7AMNews - The Recording Industry's Secret Weapon Exposed" Ugh. The Recording Industry Licks.. just check out all those screenshots.. talk about homosexual.

"ABCNews - 'X' Traffickers to Get Stiffer Penalties" all i can say is.. Thank god Alcohol is still legal...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"FluppleWorld - Can't blame that on lag" hah.
Sent in by: ChrisJ.
"Vietnameise Prank Phone Calls" Bhahahah!
Sent in by: Pr0phet
 
May 2nd
"Wired - IBM Dream: Self-Policing Networks" k, this is kinda cool, but its pretty unsettling. Computers that will repair themselves, and will avoid 'impending doom'.. wierd.. all i can say is. it sounds really cool in an article, but we'll see if IBM can make it happen in Real Life.

"WashingtonPost - With Derring-Do, Transaltlantic Model Plane Trip Planned" Uhm, most boats dont make it when they do a "trans-altlantic voyage" not to let-lone a flimsy balsa wood plane.. ah well, its cool, cuz they could have strapped a bomb to it.. heh. (Dont ask where that comment came from)

"Zero Credits - Overclocked Calculator Injures Student" bhahah, This is too funny to believe..

"CNN - Napster Apologizes to users for 'OverBlocking'" NAPSTERSUX!

"Microsoft Product Support - Your Password Must be Atleast 18770" *Snicker*
Sent in by: Atlaz and Wolf-
"BMUG - Microsoft Tech Support Vs. Psychic Friends Network" Heh, This is pretty funny, anyone who's been "working" with Microsoft Tech support, knows how futile it is.. since everyone over at MS's end of the phone is a genius, and we're lowly users.. but yeah, this is pretty good..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"TVFunHouse - Flush the Turtle" heh, this reminds me alot of 'SpyHunter' (That old car race game, that i pumped like 100,000$ into, when i was 10yrs old). anyway its pretty funny, Dodging poo and stuff.
Sent in by: Treaps
 
May 1st
"Klebold Vs. Flesbrecht" uhm heh. wierd.. they even look the same..

"Excite - Breasts Enlarged to 40DD without Permission" who ever this doctor is, he rules.. Correcting gods mistake, without asking for anything. I must commend the.. :). heh.

"The Register - DVD Descrambler Encoded into Illegal Prime Number" heh, i think i posted something like this awhile ago, apparently you can convert the DeCSS code into a Prime number, over 1000 numbers long.. anyway. yeah, having a prime number that your not allowed to display or distribute is pretty funny :).

"Yahoo - Salon.com Rolls Out Larger Ad Unit and Readies Launch of Premium Subscriber Service" Salon.com Sux..!

"MSNBC - Toyota, Honda, Top Most Stolen List" Did I already Post this?.
Sent in by: Witz
"LikeMyNudePhoto.com" heh, THIS IS NOT WORK FRIENDLY!
Sent in by: Tungsten
"BellyPunching.com" I know i've posted something similar to this before but im not sure if its the same, anyway, more wierd 3D people models, mostly chicks. But i must admit, those breasts do look surprizingly real :).
Sent in by: Skylar