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 "Yahoo
- Britney Spears Ventures Into Video Games" God..
look at that picture they got of her. She's such a slut..   |
| "MSNBC
- Police Push to Monitor All Net Traffic" Oh yeah,
big brother is watching... Now all i gotta say is. in order to monitor
"all internet traffic" they would either need a HUGE mainframe
style server, easily one of the most power on the planet. and it would
cost hundreds of millions of dollars.. so i seriously doubt this will
actually come about. |
| "Steve
Jobs Unveils iGun" bhahahahahh too bad this is a
joke :\. |
| "The
Register - Murderer Confesses on Anandtech Forums"
Oh man.. This guy sucks........ check out his
confession.. |
| "DailyRadar
- Illiterate Bear" *Snicker* too bad its photoshop'ed,
cuz if it were real, that bear would be the coolest bear on the planet.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "NewGrounds
- Britney Spears Gets a Dirty Sanchez" BHAHAHAHAHA Sent in by: Pr0phitz
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| "Britney
Spears to Speak at MIT" OMG THIS RULES! Sent in by: quj
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| "FoxNews
- Coming Soon: More Chemical Scares then you Ever Dreamed"
Great, the US Toxicology department has deemed that anything (in a certain
dose) is poisonous. So basically They now have they power to stop the
sale of any material nation wide.. so the day that "Drowning"
is considered a 'Poisoning' (or death by water) expect the sale of bottled
water to stop.. pretty lame.. |
| "Excite
- Prostitutes Don Uniforms for Work" bhahahahahah.
man this rules.. read it.. it rux! |
| "BBCNews
- Doctors Turn up Noses at Dung Pay" heh, russia
is really falling apart.. Hell, if my work wanted to pay me in Cow Crap,
i'd be so gone.. infact. it would only take me split second to decide.. |
| "MSNBC
- RIM Awarded Patent for Wireless Email Technology" blah
blah blah, RIMs sux.. |
| "David
Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ" bhahahahah Sent in by: Treaps
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| "The
Register - Windows XP Protection Cracked?" Microsoft
sucks.. oh and i've seen WindowsXP and its pretty Mac-o-fied.. we got
a beta copy at work.. and boy is it gay... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "NewGrounds
- Pico Vs. The UberKids" OMG THIS ROCKS! You remember
the Pico' Highschool Shootout game right? this is from the guy who made
that, and it rules :). heheheh Sent in by: Pr0phitz
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| "CNN
- Quantum-Light Processor May Thrash SuperComputers"
Yeah, nothing new here, Quantum Computing rules.. but i have yet to
see a full production system based on this technology. so it sux... |
| "Excite
- Man Freezes to Death, Hidden Under Plane" I dont
understand how someone wouldn't know that the higher you go up (in the
atmosphere) the colder it gets (due to the nice greenhouse effect).
anyway, theres some pretty dumb m0's out there.. but today, their population
dropped by 1.. |
| "BBCNews
- Mystery Force Tugs on Distant Probes" wow, i thought
this article was gonna be about some aliens or something.. but no..
its all about gravity... GAY! |
| "Ananova
- Police suspect 'Monkey Man' is alien or remote-controlled robot"
Uh yeah, this is a followup to yesterdays "MONKEY MAN"
story.. Ok, if the police in Ontario ever said that they suspected something
was an alien.. I'd leave here, since they had just lost all credibility..
Oh yeah! and
heres some 'pictures'... what they should call them is 'poorly
drawn facimilies'. |
| "Tourettes
Syndrome Barbie" hehe., yeah, i have posted this
before, but they updated it. Notice the "Leprocy Barbie" anyway,
check it out, it might be kinda cheezy but the Exorsist quotes make
it all worth while.. Sent in by: Wank0r
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| "Dookie
Wear - Its Time Kids had Their Own Say" bhaha, now
this is a clever demographic to target, BABIES! hehe.. Sent in by: Hillary
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| "CNN
- Dutch Police Fight Cell Theft with Text 'Bombs'"
wow, this is a surprizing good idea.. I'm surprized it came from the
dutch (/me runs :)) Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Channel4
- Gay-O-Meter" bhahhaha.. This thing rux. you answer
like 30questions (yes or no) and it tells you if you should be more
manly, or uhm actually i think it just tells you to be more manly no
matter what you do :). its funny. |
| "FoxNews
- New Apocolypse Now, An Hour longer" WHOA! HOOK
ME UP.. WHERE DO I HAVE TO SIGN?! Apoc Now Rux! But I doubt this new
version will show Dennis Hopper doing Opium or Heroin.. *sigh* |
| "Yahoo
- Man Monkey Triggers Panic in Suburban New Delhi"
Oh yeah. all these Alah Loving freaks are seeing Monkey men.. but wait..
the best part is.. the monkey man is kicking the crap out of them :).
but yeah, this article just gets wierder. check it out.. |
| "MSNBC
- Pricey Pants" Wow.. the oldest pair of jeans,
known to man... Oh wait.. WHO CARES?! |
| "ABCNews
- Email Exchange Trips up Nike" bhahahahhahha this
is a followup to a url i posted ages ago.. about the guy trying to get
"SweatShop" printed on his personalized Nike's. bhhhahaha..
it rules.. Sent in by: Mike D.
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| "NewGrounds
- Old Dirty Bastard vs. Cuba" hehe, some of this
is actually funny... but most of it sux.. Sent in by: Pr0phitz
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| "CNN
- Dark Energy Quickens the Expand of the Universe"
i wanna see proof that the Universe is still growing... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "King5News
- Fedex Driver For Dumping Packages" Oh man, This
pisses me off, Since i've lost packages to Fedex Before.... |
| "Furbeowolf
Cluster Computing" Uhm, this has to be a joke, Using
Furbies in Drive Carriages... This HAS to be a joke.. |
| "Excite
- Deaf-Mute Arrested in Phone Fraud Scheme" Ghahahah,
Only in Columbia would this happen :) |
| "JerkCity
- Self Esteem" BHAHAHAH JerkCity Rux! |
| "PLIF
- All their Magic Kindoms are burning" *snicker* Sent in by: Choralone
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| "Scene
Clean.com" heheh., Biohazardous Waste Cleanups,
must suck to be them on Cyanide Night at the Silver Dome.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Wired
- Getting dot-Bombed in Vancouver" wow, I'm glad
i didn't move to vancouver to job hunt.... Sent in by: usux
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| "Excite
- School Principal Fired for Burning Hampster" Alright
wait a sec.. Why would a Principal set a hamster on fire?.. Oh wait..
this is in Iran..... Ah. it all makes sense now?!?! Oh wait, No it doesnt.... |
| "BrainBuzz
- Geek Test" hehe. i scored 88%.. |
| "JerkCity
- Wishing Won't Make it So" BHAHHAah, its hard to
believe this was the Mothersday JerkCity! but it rules! |
| "MSNBC
- Phantom Bombs and Knives Appear to Test Airport Screeners"
Oh great.. now i'm sure to have my bag searched.. No matter where i
go, my bags are always searched at customs. and i think the worst thing
they ever found was some womens panties, and a frilly bra *cough, they
weren't mine, cough*. anyway, looks like the airport will be Projecting
images of Bombs and shizz into your luggage in order to "monitor"
the baggage screeners.. anyway, its just more hassle for us, the consumer. |
| "TheRegister
- All your Data (and biz plans) are belong to microsoft"
OOoOOooH, and interesting article on how if you use Microsofts 'Passport'
Service, they have the right to violate you anally. check it out. Sent in by: usux
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| "Pornebitemovpage
- Porn-E-Okie" uh, you need quicktime installed..
and this is just wierd... People Kereokie'ing to Pron Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Tweak3D
- When you can't afford stickers for your car, Make them"
BHAHAHAHAH Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "ABCNews
- Seeing Eye Horses" BHAHAHAHAH |
| "EugineMirman.com"
uhm.. i dont get it... |
| "Excite
- Escaped Inmates Reappear at Jail, Wanting in"
Heh, that sounds like a pretty cool Law.. If you escape from prison,
you can return before 72hours, and be re-admitted with no recourse..
So.. you can escape, have an orgy of drinking booze, and having wild
monkey sex, then return to jail, and get pounded in the ass by some
gorilla.. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.. |
| "C|Net
- Quantum to get out of the Hard Drive Business"
wow, all these .com'ers keep changing their main product areas.. i wonder
if this will lead to a .collapse.. |
| "Jesus21
- Perhaps Today, Jesus is Gay!" OMG You must read... Sent in by: Ender
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| "KOBI
Security Products Pty. Ltd" bhaha, Two goons broke
into a Security's Store, and were caught on tape by like a million cameras
:). haha. too bad they didn't post all the pictures, cuz that would
have ruled. Sent in by: Brill
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| "IGN
- FireHead(mpeg)" Bhahaha. looks like this guy was
trying to get away with video taping his gf, while she was gonna go
down on him, well, long story short, being a stupid hick redneck doesn't
mean you wont set your hair on fire by accident. Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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