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 May
31st 
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"CNN
- Canadians and Taiwanese Devour Web Music" haha.
Feer Canada's ability to pirate music..
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"Excite
- Strippers to Donate to City" hehe, if there was
strippers attempting to raise funds for city around my house. i think
i'd have to "donate" *wink* *wink* if ya know what im saying..
huh.. uhm im lame :\..
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"BBCNews
- NASA: No Face - Honest" heh, looks like the "Face
on Mars" mystery has finally been wrapped up.. Except for all you
people who saw the movie "Mission to Mars" Since you know
the real truth, beware, the government will hunt you like dogs, and
then probe you to death!.. Too bad that movie sucked...
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"AirGuitar
Home Page" *snicker*
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"ThunderWear"
Uhm Holstered Underpants? I guess i could always use Another gun in
my boxers.:).. but cool none-the-less.
Sent in by: Jormngndr
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"All
Your Base - Dance Arcade Game" hehe, theres no punch
line to this one, cept that both of these men are gay (they have to
be, just watch)..
Sent in by: Pr0phitz
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"ILoveBacon
- Pee Wee Flash" Oh yeah, so i watched Blow last
night, Kick ass movie.. like, i'd have to say its probably better then
Fear and Loathing, but its better on a different level...you'll understand
when you all see it..
Sent in by: SETUseer
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May
30th
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May
29th
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"MSNBC
- You've Got Mail -- From Mars" hehe.. Interplanetary
Internets.. Feer the future.. cept, i can't see this "service"
being used too much. since, asfar as i know, we dont have anyone living
on mars yet (except for those anal probing asshole aliens.. ITS ALL
A CONSPIRACY. The aliens are going to use this Network to swap probing
information with the US Government..) heh..
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"CNN
- Attrition.org Stops Mirroring Hacked Web Sites"
ugh, now this sucks.. i hope they dont remove all the old mirrors, cuz
theres a bunch in there, that are fricken hilarious..
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"Excite
- Redheads Really Are Fiery, Judge Tells Court"
Oh man, i can't tell you how true this is.. Out of all the women i know,
the biggest bitches have been redheads (hey, its true).. and now its
official :).
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"FoxNews
- Pearl Horror?" Yeah, Pearl Harbor.. i think Hollywood
is going to far with all these "Titanic-type" movies.. They
seem to ruin history, with a jaded view of how it actually happened..
i think they call it "Spicing up history". but franky, i'd
pay to see a documentry about Pearl Harbor, and i have no intention
of seeing this trashy flic..
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"Creepy.net
- Movies" hehe, some of these movies are actually
pretty funny.. and their all flashbacks to the first southpark episode,
with their "made of felt" characters.
Sent in by: Jormngndr
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"The
Adventures of Stick" bhahahah. i love the first
comic.. it rules....
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"Wife-Beaters.com"
OMG i love the background pictures :).
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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May
28th
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"CNN
- Tiny Creatures May be Ancestor of All Mammals" heh.
Now, if these things weren't extinct, i'd have to buy like 50,000 of
them, and set them loose at my work.. cuz these little buggers would
be impossible to catch :).
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"Excite
- Karate Chops Ardor of Molesters" bhahah. a couple
molesters in Sri Lanka got their asses kicked by a couple chicks who
they were trying to molest. that rules..
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"Yahoo
- Klingon Bandit, Sought by Police" Oh man. can
you tell that Hollywood is in Los Angeles.. where else would would the
police be searching for a criminal they dubbed "The Klingon Bandit"..
Next thing you know, they will be looking for Jean Luc Picard..
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"Ananova
- Scientists Uses Plants to Harvest Gold" heh, now
heres a pretty smart guy. but my question is.. Gold is usually mined,
underground.. So wouldn't it be easy to do like Geographic X-Rays and
find the most suitable location, and mine it?.. oh well, its cool none
the less..
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"ThinkGeek
- Can-o-whoop-ass" OMG this rules.. If only they'd
ship to canuckia!.. i'd be all over this stuff.
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"Picture
Audi World - CoxSackie" *snicker*
Sent in by: obSw3rkuS
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"Mr.
Showbiz - Academy Apologizes for Myers' Intro" Holy
crap, Mike Myers Rules! you've gotta read this!. hehahah
Sent in by: Pr0phetz
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May
27th
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May
26th
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"[H]ard|OCP
- P3-667 Roasted" hehe, check this out, some guy
overclocked his P3 to a point where it cooked some of the data Journals..
hehe. feer..
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"Excite
- Seized Truck Yields Bombs Four Years Later" heh,
you'd think after they impound a truck, on suspicion of Arms running,
that they'd search it. cuz, what if the truck had a big time bomb on
it. it would explode in the impound lot. :)
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"StrangeCrap
- College Dropout Files Class Action Suit Against Video Game Manufactures"
bhahaha, StrangeCrap.com rules :). cept they need to update more often
:\..
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"CNN
- Puzzling Hyper-Gravity Proves Weighty Mystery"
heh.. God i love it when Scientists have no idea what their talking
about "Yeah, theres this wierd Gravity like thing in space. we
dont know what it is.. but its definatly affecting anything we put in
space.." any ever see "The Fifth Element" when that big
sphere planet space ship thing starts gobbling up all the satelites
around earth.. well i get the strangest feeling that aliens are eating
our probes.. heh
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"The
Kathy Lee Oral Sex Simulator" bhahah the directions
make this all worth while :).
Sent in by: SenorBeef
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"NewGrounds
- A Vagina for Christmas" uhm, i know i've been
posting alot of newgrounds, but this should be the last, its way too
wierd to not to post..
Sent in by: Pr0phitz
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"Ananova
- Man Accused of Faeces and urine Attacks on New York Eateries"
didn't i already post this?..
Sent in by: Serv0
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May
25th
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"VideoCrime
- Cops.. The Best of" Whoa. the Flying Van thing
is pretty cool.. but notice, after the van crashes, theres like only
a bit of damage to the front..
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"CNN
- 37 Percent of WorldWide Software Pirated" hehe,
yeah i bet like Malyasia is throwing that number way off, since like,
no body over there has ever heard of a retail cd..
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"Excite
- Inquisitive Man Triggers Land Mine" Ok, so this
is the chain of events for this guy.. "Wake up... Find landmine..
Remove Landmine from ground.. Take Home Landmine. Begin Taking landmine
apart...Watch as it explodes cuz I'm and idiot" You know. people
like this deserve to die (yeah darwin rules). cuz it keeps them from
drinking my water, and breathing my air.. but yeah.. You'll never see
me trying to take apart a landmine..
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"Wired
- Canada's Free Phone Call Frenzy" bhahahah, i can't
believe i missed this one..!
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"SacBee
- Cal Report - MTV Appologizes after Teens Sue"
*snicker* girls getting covered in feces... on MTV.. doesn't surprize
me.. seems like all i ever hear about MTV is people trying to sue them..
thats what you get for being the porthole to a generation (in america)
Sent in by: witz
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"Newgrounds
- Arnie Soundboard" hehe, Soundboards are funny...oh
and Arnold Swartzenhopper sux..
Sent in by: Pr0phet
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"BBCNews
- Frankenstein Fears After Head Transplant" uhm
i love the way this article starts.
A controversial operation to transplant the whole head of
a monkey onto a different body has proved a partial success.
bhahah just cuz the monkey didn't die during the operation, proves it as a "partial sucess".
Sent in by: Chris H.
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May
24th
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"MSNBC
- Ex-KGB Expert Unveils New Computer Shield" Heres
an interesting idea, say a hax0r was attempting to access a computer
on a network, normally, he could brute force his way in (it might take
a couple months, but you do whatcha gotta do). Since the host machine
will 99% of the time remain static on the network (even on dhcp's, they
usually dont expire for a week or so), but with this little program
thingy, when it detects wierd activity, it can just cycle ips, or you
can have it cycle every 20mins or so. it sounds so simple; it might
just work.. (unless they start hunting mac addresses, or machine names,
then your screwed :).
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"Ananova
- Couple Stuck 'Like Siamese Twins' During Sex"
uhm, heh.. i think i must be missing something. cuz i dont really see
how this is possible (not that i actually want to invision what this
looks like, 2 old people, doing the nasty.. eeewwwe)..
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"CNN
- Use Your PC to Fight Cancer, Hunt Aliens and more"
Heh. CNN sucks.. I've been hunting aliens for almost a year, then i
gave up when Seti started sucking, now i've been searching for a cure
for cancer for almost a year, we'll wait till intel screws that one
up.
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"The
Atlanta Journal - Producer of 'Cops' gets DUI In Atlanta"
bhahahahaha owned...
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"Jackass
Video - FU Cop!(mpeg)" I dont know if i already
posted this, but its hilarious!
Sent in by: Aphelion
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"CNN
- Be Hairy or Pay Up" bhaha, you've gotta read this..
its short and funny..
Sent in by: ^doom
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"WAKE
UP GAY!" hahahahahahh
Sent in by: Maxtype
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23rd
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May
22nd
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