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 "FoxNews
- Whitehouse Prank Still a Sore Point" You'd think
the government would go ahead and buy new keyboards already....  |
| "Excite
- Dam! Its a Killer Beaver" bhahah. feer the canadian
figurehead. we're taking over the world, but we're starting in Sweden!..
hehe |
| "CNN
- NASA Fails to Fly Fastest Plane" heh NASAsux.. |
| "SFGate
- Troubles Crop Up for Server Farms" Exodus Rules..
if their California branch can't have their Power, then they'll use
their diesel generators to make energy, and polute the atmosphere like
bitches.. heh. feer them.. |
| "Card1004.com
- Bruce Lee vs. Fat ass" I think i'm missing something..
but i must admit, bruce lee is coo! so he gets a link.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Pork4Kids"
hah This rules! make sure you do a mouse over on all the kids.. :). Sent in by: Brill
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| "The
Register - Trojan Lets Cyber-Cops Plant Evidence"
heh, make sure you click the link to CodecSystems, Note: their logo
looks alot like a swastika (thanks aphelion). Sent in by: Doom^
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| "MSNBC
- Rivals' Talks on Online Deal Falter; Windows XP may lack Link to AOL"
sweet. maybe it will cause XP not to be gay... oh wait, its a microsoft
product. by nature it has to be gay.. |
| "CNN
- Second Largest Dinosaur Found, In Egypt" Damnit!
when are they gonna find the cool Dinosaurs?. Like the ones that looked
like Godzilla, Rodan and Monster Zero!. Ah well.. Dinosaurs suck.. |
| "Excite
- Over Three Million Chinese Drink their Own Urine" Uhm..
and its for reasons like this, that i hate everything thats different..
Drinking their own urine.. its almost like their doing it, just to try
and freak us out.. I'm not freaked, i just think their lacking adequate
drinking water.. |
| "CS
4455: Assignment 2 -- Hack Quake 1" hahah. Now i
wish i went to Gatech.. cuz it looks like they have the coolest curriculumn(sp).
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| "bling
bling" rofl! Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Daily
Radar - How to Defeat G.I. Joe" bhahahah This rules.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "The
Complete, Stupid History of Jabba's Dungeon Playset, Bo Shuda"
hahaha check this out! Sent in by: Brill
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| "JankerTown"
bhahha,. this guy rules.. make sure you check out his "CrappCarHunt"
and the "Project Rice" oh and the "Mullet Hunt"
hehe.. |
"MSNBC
- Britons arn't so tech-savvy" bhahahah
The survey that looked into people’s relationships with their computers discovered that 25 percent of users had physically attacked their machines. “As computers become more and more a part of our daily lives, we obviously share more experiences with them,” said David Furby, managing director.hahah They Attacked their computers! hhahha |
| "NobodyHere
- Nose" uhm, i dont get it.. |
| "Yahoo
- Laid-Off Guinness Workers Get Beer" uhm, I wonder
if theres a Guinness brewery in Canuckia, cuz those severence packages
seem pretty fux0ring sweet.. |
| "MSNBC
- The Reviewer Who Wasn't There" I'm telling ya, you
can't trust advertising.. and this is the best example i've seen in
along time.. Sent in by: Choralone
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| "Space
- Sex in Space Forbidden, Cosmonaut Says" Oh well,
now i have no desire to be an astronaut anymore.. what bullshit.. No
Sex In Space.. Then what the hell do those astronauts do for weeks in
space? Come'on, you dont really expect us to believe that they are conducting
tests and stuff. But i do love the part about the americans being disciplined
:). i dunno if thats a joke or not :) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Harper
Magazine - The Radioactive Boy Scout; A teenager attempts to build a
breeder reactor" Whoa! this is one long ass article..
but its pretty feersome.. some kid gets like 90% of the breeder reactor
completed before the feds bust down his door :). heheh Sent in by: Sain
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| "FoxNews
- Conference Boosts the Latest in Fashionable Headgear - A Computer"
Damnit. i wanna see pictures of this "Wearable Computer".
Cuz i wanna look like a cyborg! |
| "CNN
- Satellite Paints Smoggy Portrait of the Planet" ah
well. our planet sucks. we're all going to die.. heh, but notice, all
of the polution that comes off North America Blows onto the ocean :).
heh. unlike those big red circles over africa :). |
| "MSNBC
- Hacker finds Excite@home Hole" heh, get this,
a hacker discovers a security hole, and instead of exploiting it, he
contacts the company (Excite@home) and tells them to patch their asses
before someone else discovers it... pfft what a homo... |
| "Yahoo
- GM's Green Goo" hehe, "The Cup Holder of
the Future" we'll see about that.. |
| "Ananova
- SchoolGirl Causes Storm with Single about Instant Messaging"
Britney Clearly must die.... Sent in by: Witz
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| "CampChaos
- Amish Drag Racing" Didn't i already post this?. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "CNN
- Okla. Families can watch McVeigh Execution on TV" JEAH!
if only it was a pay per view exclusive, that would rule. Sent in by: quj
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| "Cumming
First.com" bhahah its not what you think, but the
best part is.. its a Churches Website! :). hahah |
| "CNN
- License to Thrill: New Army Vehicle Worthy of 007"
blah blah blah, where can i buy one? blah blah blah when will it be
available? blah blah blah |
| "Excite
- Amorous Monkey Business Outrages Town" anyone
else see the similarities between this "Monkey" and the "Monkey
Man" article i posted a week or so back?. hrmm I bet their the
same thing.. the police are just to ashamed to admit it, since they
claimed it was a robot from outerspace. |
| "MSNBC
- Invaders Exploit Seti@home" NEWSFLASH: This just
in. Seti@home sucks.. |
| "eft.gif"
Man, i want one of these buttons.. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "HeroMachine"
bhahah this rules.. its like an Auto SuperHero Generator.. check it
out!. Sent in by: Brill
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| "Ghost
Photographs - Ghost Research" Whoa, check out these
pics, their ubercool.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Ananova
- Man Digs 30ft Hole to Live in After Girlfriend Departs" Guh.
I've had a bunch of girls leave me. but i've never dug a hole. and lived
in it.. talk about a freak-o... |
| "CNN
- Navy Hypes High-Tech Warfare with Civilian Uses" mmm
high tech crap! |
| "Excite
- Man Burns Bottom in Eternal Flame" uhm.... What
the hell is wrong with this guy?.. Like, i know i can be pretty stupid
sometimes.. but not this stupid... |
| "MSNBC
- Worm Tracks Down Child Porn" Thank god someone
is finally trying to clean up the internet.. but the only problem is
it searches for suspicious filenames, which means all the digital camera
sets "MVC-bleh01.jpg" wont be detected :\. ah well, its a
good idea. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Hand Basins" bhahahahah Sent in by: MrTangent
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| "The
Register - Windows XP Will Make the Internet Unstable"
heh, heres an interesting article on how Unix and Win2k/XP differ in
the networking sense of DDOS attacks.. its a pretty cool read.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "AZCentral
- Sun City West, Hoping to Stem Wave of Public Sex"
*shudder* a retirement community, having sex in public *shudder* Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "eBay
- Marvel Comics' Board Room Doors" heh, for only
$15,000.. let me get my checkbook....... |
| "Excite
- When Power Goes Off, People May Turn to Sex" hehe,
I wonder if this is the same in California, where they have like day
long rolling brown outs? Cuz if so. i gotta move to Cali, and find some
hot chick who wants to "keep me occupied" during the black
outs.. :) |
| "CNN
- R2-D2 Where are you? The Robots Slow Evolution"
mmm robots.. whats next? Vibrating Rubber vaginas? Oh wait.. they have
those too.. GIVE ME MY R2!.. hehe. but seriously.. if they could make
a vacuum, that could like, run itself.. i'd be in heaven, oh and uhm
one that like made dinner too, that would rule.. |
| "#Fork-You.com#"
Oh yeah, the guide to bending forks.... yeah... i've seen this done
a bunch of times on tv.. and all i can say is "bullshit" either,
the fork is pre-bent, or their using substandard forks, make of an easily
plyable metal such as pewter.. |
| "ILoveBacon
- Auto Cross Dump Truck" Oh wow, this would be so
badass. seeing a bunch of like 40ton trucks doing a Touring Race course..
with a full pay load.. that would rule so bad.. Sent in by: Cavingman
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"The
Phobia List" bhahah. some of these are fricken hilarious!
here, i'll list a few, to wet your tastes buds.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.Sent in by: Leg0z
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| "Scary
Clown of the Day at iHateClowns.com" hehe, be wary
of where you click, cuz its got a million pop-ups. Sent in by: grist|e
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