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 June
14th 
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"Excite
- Mystery Man Can Stay, He Wants to Leave" hah,
this guy is smarter then he thinks, getting the hell out of canada is
prolly the best idea i've heard any canadian utter in quite some time.
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"NEC
Press Release - New 61" Plasma Monitor" *drool*..
i could just see myself, staring at that for hours....
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"MSNBC
- Worm Invades Microsofts Servers" bhahh Microsoft
Sucks :)
A program created to automatically flood Microsoft’s
Web and e-mail servers has been discovered on several corporate networks
and may have spread further on the Internet, antivirus researchers
said Friday.
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"The
Jedi Endurance Test" This is funny, yet lame at
the same time.. warning, if your waiting for it to finish loading; i'm
practically positive that it wont ever fully load..
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"BBspot
- Xbox Features Active Death Technology" bhahah
Sent in by: Witz
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"Washington
Post - China to Issue High-Tech ID Cards" heh, if
i didn't know any better, i'd say China is taking a step towards "Big
Brother-hood". next thing you know, they'll be implanting GPS devices
in their heads at birth.. heh.
Sent in by: ^doom
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"The
Register - Electric Shock Game Controller on the Way" oh
god.. kill me now.. this has to be the stupidest idea i've heard in
awhile.
Sent in by: Tungsten
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June
13th
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"CNN
- Hackers Attempted to Breach California Power Grid"
heh Hacking the power company... You'd be successful, until they found
out... and turned your power off..... :).
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"MSNBC
- Are you ready for 3D Cell Phones?" Oh god.. it
looks like someone thought putting a high tech tomagotchi into a cell
phone was a good idea... Yeah, the last thing people need is more crap
distracting them when their driving.
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"FoxNews
- Cyber Star Wars Bounces Binks" haha, some guy
re-edited Star Wars: Episode 1, to make it more friendly to the public..
well, maybe not the general public, but the star wars loving public.
check it out (if anyone has seen this floating around the internet grab
it, i wouldn't mind checking it out either :).
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"The
Brains Trust - Postal Strike Now Extends to Emails"
God i love satiricle News sites.. this one is no exception, check out
the other
article about James Cameron.
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"The
Male Brain" bhahahha
Sent in by: Aphelion
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"Yahoo
- Many Canadians Expect Union with USA, Paper Says"
It will be a cold day in hell, when Canada Merges with the United States....
Unless, we invade them, and take their land heh..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"@stake
Security News - McVeigh Execution Broadcast Flawed"
and i wonder how long it will take for this video to get leaked on the
internet. i expect it will be floating around by tommorow.. once the
hax0rs figure out the encryption.
Sent in by: MissNeko
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June
12th
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"StarTrek
- William Shatner to host American-Iron Chef" uhm.
Anyone who's seen the Iron Chef (the oriental cooking show) would question
why they put cap'n Kirk as the host?.Ah well, i guess we'll have to
see :). Its either going to be really funny, or really crappy :\..
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"MSNBC
- The Internets John Dillinger" bah! more people
using the internet to scam innocent people.. See, its ok when you scam
large companies on the internet, but scamming harmless people.. thats
just low...
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"FoxNews
- Knife-Wielding Man, Kills 8, Injures 15 in Japan School"
They should send this guy to a Real Prison, With real Rapists. Like
an American Prison. One where they can guaranty atleast 2 assrapings
a day.. and not the nice clean/lubricated kinds of assrapings, the Sloppy,
Dirty and Angry kinds..
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"Yahoo
- 3Com Discontinue's Consumer Line" eek! 3Com rules...
Now, i'll have to buy Linksys network stuff argh!..
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"Christian
Spotlight's Guide to Games - E3 Review" Theres bound
to be some hilarity in each review :). theres too many for me to read
right now, but check a couple of them out :).
Sent in by: IkeTurner
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"BetaNews
- Hack Allows Copying of TiVo Recordings" bhahha.
This rules. I'm telling ya, OpenSource is a wonderful thing, but you
give anyone a 'inch' they'll take 'mile'. but yeah, this hacker guy
rules.. since the availability of pirated TV shows isn't very high on
the internet right now. :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"FunkLogic
- Rack Fillers, With Funky Stuff On Them" heh, if
i had a rack, i'd have to get some of these things.
Sent in by: witz
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June
11th
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"CNN
- Napster File Sharing down 90 Percent" nothing
like seeing the fall of something great (well, i never used it, so i
can't really say it was great, but from all the people i know who used
it, they say it ruled.) Looks like napster has finally seen its last
User...
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"Excite
- Candy Expo Offers Stinky Feet, Sardine Jelly Beans"
Oh My, Read this. I wish i was at this candy Conference..
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"ElectroTank
- MiniGolf" heh, this golf game rux.. i was playing
all weekend.. heh. course, i still suck at it :\..
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"FoxNews
- Sandia Releases Software to turn desktops into Supercomputers"
See.. i was really interested in this technology, since i
have a bunch of shitty computers kicking around my office, and i'd love
to cluster them with load sharing. but after like 5mins of doing research,
i found out that its only for Linux.. :\..
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"Kubricks
Planet of the Apes" hehe Lego Planet of the Apes..
These rule.
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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"Big
Giant Bra Ball" ghahahhah
Sent in by: Brill
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"Time
- Where Does the Fantasy End?"
"Is the wizard here?" demanded one of the toughs, asking
for the player who killed his character in an online game called Lineage.
The "wizard" was there, alright, and he was feeling bold. He boasted
that he had offed the gangman's virtual character just for the fun
of it. Bad idea. The roughnecks dragged the 21-year-old into the urinal
and pummeled him until he was covered with real-world bruises.
BHAHAHHAHA
Sent in by: Mithrus
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June
10th
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"Wired
- Code-breakers Goto Court" Well, remember awhile
ago, how the RIAA was saying they had developed the "Digital Watermark"
technology that they would impliment on napster, so that they could
track where certain mp3s and other music files have gone?. well, looks
like some kids have beaten that watermark. heh. Take a read. its pretty
cool.
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"IMDB
- Movie News" Oh my, this is like the ultimate tabloid..
I especially love the Tom Green "blurb" towards the bottom
of the list :). heh. Tom Green, and anyone who's seen his latest movie
would definatly agree with me.
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"MSNBC
- Defense Web Sites Track Visitors" heh, well color
me surprized, Really, the US Military tracking users that goto their
website? No.... That can't be true.. </sarcasm> I don't know why
people don't treat the US Gov like the enemy. Since their obviously
not looking out for the benefit(s) of the US Citizen.. this just goes
to show, you should never trust anything Government affiliated.
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"Excite
- 86 Human Skulls Found at Bus Stop" uhm. now my
question is.. how can someone fit 86human skulls, into a bag, and not
have it look suspicious.. Think about it. 86 Volleyball sized objects,
thats not something that would easily fit into a dufflebag, Nor would
it be easily concealed. it boggles my mind what some people will overlook.
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"PTC
Release 2000 List of Most Offensive TV Shows" OMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG This is Hilarious!. (and just for the record, i love
Family Guy).
Sent in by: Brill
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"Teen
Poetry Corner @ComedyLab" these kids suck.. Who
has time to write poetry anymore? Hell i dont, I'm too busy living out
my Alcoholic dreams.. And i must say, its not as easy as it appears..
Drinking booze 8hours a day, its hard work.. :)
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Mario
Twins(swf)" i dont get it..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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June
9th
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alright
kids, i learned a valuable lesson last night, that i'd like to pass
onto you.. Never chase 2 Nyquil capsuls with a glass of whiskey (i know
it might sound silly, but you may have the desire to try this one day).
Needless to say, 14hours later, i'm still dopey and stupid :\..
.Creator
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"BBCNews
- UFO Video Goes to Hollywood" DOh! i hate it when
news sites tease you. i was totally expecting a video clip from the
movie to be located somewhere in the article.. how lame...
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"Wired
- Having a Bad Day? Its Hilarious!" heh, if you
havn't seen this video, you have yet to be "net savvy" anyway,
for the rest of us out there, we know it as Badday.mpg (or some deriviative)
Until 4mins ago, i thought it was authentic, but alas its a hoax.. but
its still cool, cuz that big fat guy rules!..
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"Excite
- One Dead, One Injured in Bungee Jump" uh...
"The jump organizer thinks the accident was generated by an
error on his part that consisted of choosing elastic that did not
fit the weight of two people jumping together," a police spokesman
told France's LCI television.
And this is why you never trust a french bungee jump organizer. cuz they just dont think ahead..
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"Add
50 HP To your Jeep, with just a coffee can" hah.
i hope that sound file is a joke, cuz it sounds exactly like a chain
saw... hehhe
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Spinon.co.uk
- Vote" Uhm, theres something definatly wierd about
this page. oh, and it could be deemed offensive in the work place. so
just a heads up :)..
Sent in by: The Prince of Insufficient Light
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"Moo
Moo, I'm a cow!" Rofl that fetish guy is my hero..
Sent in by: mkow
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June
8th
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"TampaBay:
Student Removed from Class Because of Drawings"
pfft. boy am i glad i dont live in america.. when i was a kid, all i
drew was transformer war scenes.. if this principle would have had me
for a student (during that time), and i was suspended because of it,
i'd prolly try to kill him...
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"Excite
- Canadian Tire Told Can't have 'CrappyTire' Web Site"
hehe, Canadian Tire is ass, anyone who's actually been in one, knows..
the only thing they have is Spray paint, and sand paper.. everything
else is stock of useless crap.. You'll never find what your looking
for..
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"CNN
- Hacking Threat Rises with High-Tech Layoffs" bhaha,
I'm sure the only reason why I havn't been laid off in my current job,
is because they feer what i'd do :). hehehe..
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"Internet
Anagram Server, I, Rearrangement Servant" hehe when
i punched in "Creator's Whacked Ass Links" it returned "A
RANSACK DICK, HE STRESS LOW" hehe.. Dick! heh
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"Inte_Fan.swf"
ghah, gotta love those israeli music videos :).
Sent in by: `Red
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"The
Register - Reg' Duped by Crimebusting Trojan" Heres
a followup to that Link i posted yesterday. hehe.. be wary of everything
you download :). but ofcourse, i wasn't fooled by that site.
Sent in by: Lord High Commander
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"ToiletDuk.net
- Little Red Monkee" hehe i love it.. he goes psycho
in the end.. Course, it would be alot cooler if he killed everyone,
and there was blood everywhere..
Sent in by: Pr0phizt
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