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 June
21st 
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"Excite
- Patient Dies After Throat Tube Set on Fire" Can
anyone say "Mal-practice" ?..
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"Yahoo
- Website Offers Madonna Concert Tickets -- For Sex"
hell, if i knew about this earlier, i'd have bought a ticket, in hopes
to trade it for hot sex with a german chick.. mmm germans.. their totally
hot, too bad they have the schiesse history, shizz eating just isn't
my bag..
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"CNN
- 50th Anniversary of UNIVAC I" whoohooo! the original
corporate computer's 50years old!. i wonder if any of them still function
(vacuum tubes are a bitch to get now-adays).
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"MSNBC
- Human Error Blamed for California Power Hack" 99%
of all computer problems are User Error. I'm a firm believer in that
statistic. Inexperienced users telling computers to do stuff that will
crash it. Heh, if i could tell people to jump off a bridge, and they
did it without asking anyquestions, the world would be a quiter place.
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"Get
Fuzzy - Douglas Adams" Its sad.. yet funny.. (Douglas
Adams, was the guy who wrote Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy *cough*
you all should know that..
Sent in by: Munch
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"CNN
- Japanese Corner Market on Square Fruit" bhah,
just like on the Simpsons.. ! Simpsons rules..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"CNNfyi
- Gay Proms Offer Twist to Rite of Passage" hey,
this is cool and everything, but.. wheres the video of the girls making
out with each other? :) (i know im gonna get some hate mail for that
comment hehe.).
Sent in by: witz
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June
20th
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"Wired
- Hello 911, I've got a Virus" heh, Nice, someone
really thought about what they could do with the Mobile Internet Phones
in Japan.. a new mobile Phone Virus is getting sent around in japan,
that uses the phone to dial the emergency numbers, flooding the operators
of Fire, Police, and ambulance with calls. Now i think its hilarious,
but i doubt anyone over in japan was laughing. heh.
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"FoxNews
- Tomb Raider Should Be Buried" hah, When Fox says
something is bad, you know it must be terrible.. From what everyone
is telling me, Tomb Raider sucks more wang then Amazon Women on the
moon. But basically, this article tells of the horrors of the Spring/Summer
movies. All big budget, low plot, bad acting,etc.
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"Yahoo
- Homer Simpson's Phrase in Dictionary" heheh "doh"
is in the dictionary now :).
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"Ant
Chemical shows promise as treatment for Alzheimer's"
whats next? Rat Feces to treat skin burns? gotta love mother nature
heh.
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"National
Lampoons - Foreigners Around the World" k, Im only
posting this, so that you people can laugh at the Canadians :). but
theres a bunch of other funny stuff in there too :).
Sent in by: Caine
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"MissileBases.com
- Worlds Only Missile Silo Luxury Home with Runway"
One of these days, I will own a Missile Silo Home. Just cuz it would
be so cool, to say "Yeah, I have a missile silo at home, feer!"
hehe.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Africa2000
- Forty Ounce Attack" bhahahahah, check this out,
an interesting article about how the white people are trying to destroy
the "black man" with 40ounce malt liquour :). hahh.
Sent in by: Senorbeef
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June
19th
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"Is
that a Chip on Your Shoulder" This has to be one
of the lamest ideas i've ever seen, to pick up a chick...
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"FoxNews
- Girl Locked in Closet in Serious Condition After Surgery"
the parents of this girl deserve to die....
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"OldCrows
- Disney's Atlantis vs. Nadia" Yeah, i've seen a
couple of the Nadia Episodes, and uh, if everything this page says is
true about Atlantis, then Atlantis is a direct rip off, its even got
screenshots showing the comparisons. Check it out, and Disneysux..
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"MSNBC
- Bogus Honus Snags Unwary On eBay" Hey.. You kinda
have to believe in "Buyer Beware" when bidding on anything
on eBay. If it says "LOOK IM LEGIT" you'd kinda have to research
it just to make sure... Hell, I've gotten burned before, buying some
shit that was obviously broken, but it was sold as "Untested"
so just beware..
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"CNN
- Obesity greater risk than smoking" heh, basically
this article says "If your fat and you smoke, YOUR GONNA DIE!"
hehe..
Sent in by: Mithrus
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"GayCurl.ca"
I am currently in a state of shock. i have no idea that there was such
a thing as the "Gay Curlers of Canada". Now i had a reason
to live....
Sent in by: Disruptor
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"WebScan
- Flexboards are here!" Whoa!. these things would
be the coolest things to have... If they didn't cost 80$usd each..
Sent in by: Usteppin
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June
18th
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June
17th
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"NeoModus
- Home of Direct Connect" OooOooOO Another Napster/Scour/Gnutella
type program, i'll have to check this out..
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"Excite
- Failed Lawyer Strips Outside Court" bhah, When
you loose, throw a hissy fit, strip buck nekkid, and burn your clothes.
I definatly want this guy to represent me now :).
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"Boston
Herald - Marijuana Users Can Gobble Junk Food Without Weight Gain"
oh great, looks like Pot Smokers are more likely to loose weight, then
the rest of us. anyway, this is pretty interesting. :) check it out..
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"Guardian
Observer - Nasa Aims to Move Earth" heh, i like
how nasa is thinking practically here. instead of us cutting down on
our waste production (which seems way easier then trying to move the
earth) They plan on using Comets, as gravitational magnets, to move
the earth. but i dont see how this could be a good idea, "Hrmm.
yes, lets hurl Comets at the earth..." (does anyone else see a
problem with that or is it just me?).
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"MSNBC
- Cheats Ruin Fun For Online Game Firms" bleh, cheaters
suck...
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"The
Seattle Times: Killers Fishing Online for Pen Pals" hehe,
Even mass Murders get lonely :).
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Primat
- ApeLogic - System Error" hehyeh, This rules..
except they need more stuff to throw at the computer.
Sent in by: Tristan
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June
16th
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"MLive
- Specially padded bra saveswoman from nail puncture"
YEAH! Push up bra's of the world UNITE!. heh. but my question is, what
the hell was she doing mowing her lawn, in a push up bra?
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"Wired
- My Shoe Size?, It'll Cost you" heh, More privacy
agreement stuff, but. the cool thing is. some companies will now pay
you to take their surveys' hell it happened to me at work, (which was
cool, cuz i was getting paid to sit on my ass, and the surveyor was
paying me to talk to him. so it was like i was making double time for
an hour.. feer!..
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"AirCraft
Homes" Too bad that picture is badly photoshopped..
:\.. otherwise that would be pretty cool :)..
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"Ananova
- Star Trek Science Classes Improve Exam Results"
bhahahhaha. this ones good. the only thing that could possibly make
this class anybetter would be Anal probes to the losing team.. If they
did that, you'd see everyone with A's. :).
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"Bossmaster
- Cricket" BHAHAHH ITS A MODIFIED WHACK A MOLE GAME!
Sent in by: Tristan
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"Click2Houston
- Doctor Arrested For Healing Patients with Sex"
<me> *cough* *cough* I'm Sick Doc.... <sexdoc> I have the
cure for that cold, HOT LESBIAN SEX! <me> woohoo!..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Yahoo
- Gasoline Panic Bubble Bursts; Pump Prices Set to Drop" Yeah!
and I hope canuckia follows this trend!.. since paying 95c a litre for
the good gas sux!
Sent in by: doom^
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June
15th
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"Excite
- Shark May Contain Human Head" You'd think, that
if the police found what looked to be a "human head" in the
belly of a shark, that they'd prolly do more tests on it to determine
whether or not it actually is :).. Also, wouldn't you think someone
would report missing a head (and arm/leg) ? heh.
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"Wired
- Farewell Free Downloads" Bah! napstersux..
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"MSNBC
- Intel Unveils New Wave of Transistor" uhm this
is what i hate about Press Releases, they (companies) claim that they
have this ground breaking technology, but they wont start using it for
another 10years, and by then, the archaic technology that it was based
on, is going to be so outdated, that they'll end up having to develop
something better (ala Quantum Computing). Plus, Intelsux..
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"Yahoo
- Jackie Chan Wants to Switch From Action to Acting" Ok,
dont get me wrong, Jackie Chan is a very talented Action Actor. But....
His Acting skills are crap, like he's no Chow Yung Fat if you know what
i mean.... Next thing you'll see is "Jackie Chan to Be Brain Surgeon"
heh
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"BrassKnuckles
- An Interview with Tycho from Penny-Arcade" hehhe,
Penny Arcade is pretty cool, and now i think Tycho is pretty leet too,
cept that he's married, which means he's old :\.. so that makes him
less cool...
Sent in by: John H.
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"Globe
and Mail - Truckers Say Tired Drivers a Public Hazard"
Well, this article will either, scare the crap outta you, or piss you
off to no extent, currently i'm pretty pissed at truckers...
Sent in by: Brill
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"The
Washington Post - Godzilla Meat on Sale" Guh.. nothing
but clever Marketing...
"Godzilla Meat," actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef
from Tokyo toy maker Takara Co., is packaged with pictures of the
stomping, fire-breathing, irradiated dinosaur made famous by Toho
movies that started coming out in the 1950s.
"People can eat Godzilla and become energetic and powerful. It's got
dreams mixed in with fun," Takara spokeswoman Yoko Watanabe said Tuesday.
"It's like Popeye and his can of spinach"
Uhm.. yeah....
Sent in by: Perlandra
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