"BITCHIN LEGAL HIGHS 2"

GO BUT A BOTTLE OF ROBITUSIN DM. AT THE STORE U DUMB SHIT DROP UR PANTS. STICK THE BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP IN UR ASS. THIS HURTS AT FIRST BUT AFTER U DO IT A BUNCH IT DOSENT. MAYBE U SHOULD USE VICKS TO LUBRICATE IT OR SOMETHING.

"Male Masturbation - Its a Turn Off"

Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single.
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I hate male masturbation. I'm disgusted by it. Though I'd start to date a man who masturbates, if he wanted me to seriously consider him a potential mate, he'd have to be willing to completely give up (to whatever extent he may have been involved in them) masturbation, sexual fantasy, and pornography. I make no absolute value judgments regarding any choices a man makes regarding these things. I'm just aware of my own personal preferences and values and my need for a man who'll please me by his compliance in these areas.

"Guardian Unlimited - Racists Remarsk Jeopardise Toronto Olympic Bid"

"Why the hell would I want to go to a place like Mombassa?" Mayor Mel Lastman said to a freelance journalist before leaving for a trip to Kenya to pitch the Toronto Olympic bid. " I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me."

"Harness for Sex in Sapce - Inflight Intercourse to Relieve Stress of Mission"

She is trying to interest NASA in her invention, so that astronauts will one day be able to effect the delicate docking manoevre of zero gravity intercourse. Ray Noonan, head of the Sex Institute in New York, argues that in-flight intercourse would help relieve astronauts of the enormous amount of stress they undergo during missions. And science writer G. Harry Stine relates a rumour of one couple's attempts at intercourse in NASA's weightlessness tests who required the help of a third party: 'They found out that it was nice to have somebody else there to push at the right time and in the right place.'

"Excite - Monkey Man Blamed on Mass Hysteria"

Large colonies in New Delhi were gripped by fear of attacks after dozens of people reported they were bitten or clawed by the nocturnal "monkey man."
At least three people panicked and fell to their deaths from buildings during the two-week saga because they were convinced the attacker -- described varyingly as a monkey-like creature with metallic claws and a cat with tawny, glowing eyes -- was pursuing them.

"Ananova - Russia Set to Ban Women From Mars Mission"

Women are expected to be banned from any Russian mission to Mars because bosses say their presence might cause arguments.

"FoxNews - Sex Scandal Uncovered at Alabama Girls' Prison"

Within moments of arriving, a guard cursed her and called her a "cocky little heifer," Williams said. Later, she began hearing girls talk about performing oral sex on male workers.

Eventually, the teen-ager said she was physically intimate with a guard. Having sexual relations with staff members was an easy way for girls to get preferential treatment and goodies like Cokes — plus it broke the monotony, Williams said.