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July
6th
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"MSNBC
- RoboWarriors are on the Rise" Robots being used
by the government, to replace soldiers in dangerous positions. But,
I still wanna buy one of these for home. with the Software Developer
kit.. just so i can make it hunt all the stray cats around my house..
/me plots the demise of cats worldwide...
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"Safety
Alert - Missing Radioactive Camera Poses Lethal Threat"
hah a special Radioactive Camera was stolen (or rather, the truck it
was on was stolen). and now their worried about the theif, or whoever
they sold the truck to :). heheh. they could prolly use a Gieger counter
to find him :). heh
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"Excite
- Scientist Says Mind Continues After Brain Dies"
Whoa! now this is a interesting article. Life after death eh :).
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"Strip
Creator" hah Make your own Comic Strip, You'd be
surprized how fun this actually is, Now the only hard part is fitting
a joke into 3 paynes :\. Its not as easy as it looks..
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"NYPost
- GunPoint Sex Attack on QNS. Girl" ..............
A vicious pervert is being sought for using a gun to
force a 15-year-old girl to sodomize him while the teen's mother and
3-year-old nephew were forced to watch, police said.
... The attacker held a gun to the 3-year-old's head and ordered the
teen and her mom to remove their clothes. Then he ordered the 15-year-old
to sodomize him, police said.
The victims were taken to Jamaica Hospital after the assault. They
were not seriously injured.
And this is why i hate New York.. Too many Freaks.
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Yahoo
- Hitler's Alpine Lair to Become Hotel, Golf Course"
I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, I think i was going
to make some joke about the 'Ovens' that Hilter used during WWII, But
i dont think that would be particularly funny...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Welcome
to PlanetWank" hah this site rules.. :).
Sent in by: SirHugh
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July
5th
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"Ananova
- Scientists Prove Farts Spread Germs" ghahahha..
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft Breakup Ruling Overturned" heh, looks
like Microsoft will maintain its "monopoly" on the browser/OS
market. not that I even care anymore, For example, if I didn't like
IE, i prolly would have downloaded some other browser, whether it be
the AOLified Netscape, or the Mosiac, or Lynx even.. ah well.
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"Excite
- Pearl Harbor Video Scam Laid Bare" hah, You'd
think the exposed breasts would give you an idea of what you were buying
:). but yeah, apparently their selling Porno version of the American
Blockbuster movies in Malaysia, except, their like, not even porno rip-offs,
their just, the 5min intro to the REAL movie (that they bought) then
the rest of it is Hardcore porn.. heh. Hell, for a $1.60 They got their
moneys worth.
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"The
Golden Arch Hotel" ghahah, I sense a lawsuit...
I wonder if its legit.. :).
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Register - Maxtor Plans 137GB+ Harddrives" *drool*
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"Scott
Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator" hah.
I'm gonna have to bookmark this, As i can see myself needing it in the
future..
Sent in by: Disruptor
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July
4th
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Happy
Independence Day you crazy americans.
.Creator
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"ABCnews
- Water that Won't Wet" Whoa!. now this is wierd.
you know how water 'streaks' across declined surfaces? (anyone with
a car, in the rain knows what im talking about). well some crazy scientists
have a new thing, that actually causes water to hold itself in small
'balls' that dont 'streak' when they move. pretty feersome..
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"Excite
- A Brave New World, of Cats Without Tears" mmm
genetic engineering. Hyper-Non-Allergenic Cats.. Hell, if i liked cats,
these would be perfect, cept, their pretty expensive.. ah well, we'll
see..
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"iFilm
- Univeral Studios Spoof" bhahah, this rules.. and
the best part is, its from the Southpark Guys!. enjoy :) (this is a
MUST see).
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"The
Age - Melbourne Man Patents the Wheel" hah, next
thing you know he'll be asking for royalties.. :)
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Rolfs
Hemsida" Ok, warning, this not really work safe,
so watch before you click, anyway, this is one of these swimsuit modeling
pages (or so it would make you think). the first couple pages are all
normal, beautiful women, posing in bating suits, then once it gets to
page 4-5 it turns into "Muscle Chicks" then the last page
is all muscle pr0n..
Sent in by: Tristan
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"May2001
- Wierd Pictures" heh, the ones with the nukes are
nice.. theres a bunch of other wierd ones though. check it out.
Sent in by: Kanucha
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July
3rd
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"NextWish
- FEARDEMON!" bhahahah
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"Excite
- Hot on the Trail of the $290.00 Pastry Knife" bhaha,
gotta love corruption in the government, the only thing i'm glad about
is that its not happening here (Oh yeah! sure. you believe that, i've
got some swamp land in Florida to sell ya) hheh. i would have loved
to have seen all the documents in relation to this audit, cuz i'm sure
there was some hellova funny stuff tacked on to it. :).
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"Wired
- Survivor Wrecking Kenya Reserve?" heh, looks like
the new survivor series is getting into some hot water, over the desecration
of some of the reserve territory in Kenya, They apparently slashed and
burned 20km of vegetation (which i find pretty hard to believe, since
if they actually did that, It would be CNN and Fox would have a hay
day with it. its prolly a bit exagerated.
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"Ananova
- Laura Buxton's Balloon Found by Another Laura Buxton"
uhm, this is kinda spooky.....
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"BBCNews
- IBM Wins PlayStation 3 Contract" heh, this is
cool and everything, but notice the date for "chip production"..
2004, which means, the console will be finished for like 2005. thats
an awful long time..
Sent in by: doom^
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"Super
Racoon" Whoa!. those japanese people sure are wierd...Oh
and you need quicktime to view this one. What the hell was with the
Raccoon with the enormous balls?..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Momo's
Parts" uuuh.. this is pretty wierd.. I dont think
i get it.................
Sent in by: Treaps
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July
2nd
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"SiliconValley
- Suits Accuses Covad of Blaming problems on Verizon"
hahah, I've never heard of anything like this, One company blaming another
for crappy service towards a client :).
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"Excite
- Principal Attacked for Not Letting Students Cheat"
haha, Veterinary College students, doing cheat sheets; principal finds
outs, steals cheat sheets, then he's attacked by guys on motorcycles
(road warrior style). heh this is pretty cool :).
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"eBay
- Rockstar Celebrity Urinal" heh, i saw this link
floating around the office on friday, and i can't help but post it.
Any, in some music Studio over in Vancouver, is being dismantled, and
i bet the janitor stole the toilet, anyway, he's now trying to ebay
it, Oh, it seems pretty 'scamesc' notice that the current high bidder
and seller have a rating of (0). heh.
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"MSNBC
- America's Fastest Geek Crowned" hrmm.. 6:01minutes
eh.. i wonder if i could have beaten that. i'll have to find a shell
of a pc around here and go into "training" for next years
competition :). cuz these guys sound like amatures.
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"Cat
Carrier" hehe,
Sent in by: Spiffie
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"KnoxStudio
- Ice Cream Man Shot in Front of Kids" Whoa, this
happened in Denver?. why the hell would someone want to rob a 'dickey-dee'
?. Its not like they do millions of dollars in sales per day or anything..
honestly, I've never been a dickey-dee, but i couldn't see that they'd
be making more then 20-50$ a day.. *shrug* but yeah, i hope they find
the kids who shot him, and put them in one of those 'years of sodomization'
prisons..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"BBCNews
- 'Divine Protection' Driver fined" hah, a preacher,
without insurance, got busted, and he claimed that god had issued him
"divine protection" so that he wouldn't need insurance.. :).
hah
Sent in by: quj
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July
1st
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"Ananova
- American Company Invents Windows that Clean Themselves"
Whoa! now, if they could only invent a computer monitor that would either,
a) clean itself, or b) never get dirty..
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"Excite
- 'BigFoot' on the Prowl in Canadian North?" blah
blah blah, bigfoot blah blah blah, hysteria blah blah blah..
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"BBCNews
- Private Rocket Launch is 'Suicidal'" hehe, guy
designs a rocket in his backyard, now he wants to launch himself into
space with it :). but the best part is, the experts say that the rocket
will explode and kill the pilot :). hehahha.
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"RoboCar
- Real Life Transformer" ok, this is in like Spanish
or something, but the pictures are the important parts.
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"Drunken
Bastard.net - Resume" bhahahah this rules!..
Sent in by: Witz
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"Excite
- Student Sues Professor Over Class Demonstration"
bhah, a teacher was demonstrating 'personal injury', in a law class,
you'd think the law professor would be smarter then that.. <lawprofessor>
hrmm lets see if i can have lawsuit poised against me today....
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Register - McVeigh Lives On" hahah
A conversation we had in the office yesterday: "Now,
if someone's got any sense they'll put out a virus called McVeigh
today, say it's a picture or video or something". "Yeah, and millions
of people would be stupid enough to open the attachment."
Eh voila! A McVeigh "bootleg video clip" of the Oklahoma bomber dying.
Follow the link and download, er, the SubSeven Trojan that will give
those naughty hacker people control of your PC. It's depressingly
predictable ain't it?
Sent in by: Atlaz
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