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 July
14th 
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"C|Net
- Apple Recalls Power Adapters" This just in. Apple
Computers Sucks!.
 
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"Ananova
- Workers Find $10,000 in Ceiling" heh More stories
of money stashed around houses. I wonder if theres any money in my house,
/me starts breaking down walls, and tearing up ceilings.
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"Wired
- No Worries About No TP" Wow, looks like toilet
paper companies are finally getting rid of the cardboard tube in the
Roll. and replacing it with toiletpaper. feer! No more running out of
toilet paper at the least convienant times.
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"Cinescape
- William Shatner Voicing for PIMP toon" bhahaha,
Good ole Billy Shatner. He rules. I can't wait to see this movie. ;).
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"NYPost
- Holland Abuzz Over Vibrator Giveaway" heh, Buy
a Cellphone, Get a free sex toy.. Sounds good to me..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Honour System" heh, You remember Ren and Stimpy,
how they did that sketch thing of stimpy wanting to push the red button?
(simply cuz he didn't know what it did, it just had the sign saying
"Do Not Push!" heh. well this site is the same thing, check
it out!.
Sent in by: Bondage_boy
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"smh.com.au
- Burn Baby Burn" BHHAHAH! Look at the article,
then look at the banner! BHAHHHGHAHA
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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July
13th
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"FoxNews
- N.J. Court: Racial Profiling Can be Used As a Defence"
alright, so a Cocaine doing, Cell phone cloner gets pulled over for
speeding, and the police are suspicious, so they ask for consent to
search his vehicle, the guy signs it, Police search vehicle, they find
a large amount of Cocaine, and a cloned cell phone. Oh did i mention
that the guy is black?. So now the guy is in prison, but he's fighting
the government becuase he believes he was pulled over due to Racial
Profiling.. heh.
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"CNN
- Boy's Arm Reattached after Shark Attack" k, boys
with family at the beach, boy plays in water, sharks in water, sharks
attack boy, shark eats boys arm, uncle saves boy, uncle then goes back
in, to wrestle the shark ashore so that they can save the arm.. Thats
one hell of an uncle.
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"Ananova
- Woman Finds More then 250,000 Pounds, Stashed in House After Storm"
and let me guess, after buying a new house, she also bough
35,000 cats, since thats what old rich chicks do..
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"Excite
- Police May Charge In-Flight Mobile Caller" OMG,
one year in jail, for using a cell phone on a plane! thats pretty steap.
heh
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"Yahoo
- Unfair Game: Scientologists Get Their Man" ghah,
Seeking Political Asylum in canada, Yeah, right. Especially when your
a religious trouble maker :).
Sent in by: Pyber
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"Google
Takes Web's Pulse, With Surprizing Results" google
rux!. and for the ZeitGeist Lists Click
here
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Death
of a Compaq Server" hahahaha THIS RULZ! heh, loading
an old server full of fireworks, and blowing the shit out of it. the
only way this could kick more ass, is if there was video to go along
with it :).
Sent in by: p0ng
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July
12th
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"BBCNews
- Indiana Jones 'Set for Comeback'" uhm. I don't
know if bringing Harrison Ford and Sean Connery back together is such
a great idea. Since (no offence to either) they're both REALLY OLD.
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"Nude
Man Carrot" heh, Looks like the updated that 'carrot
with genitals' site. heh. mmm veggie lewdness :)
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"MSNBC
- Gates' Credit Card Hacker Sentenced" wow, if only
this guy would have taken the credit card, and run up like a million
dollars in Phone Sex charges; that would have ruled. Actually seeing
Bill Gates' face when he gets the bill, would rule :)
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"FoxNews
- Microsoft Dictionary Sports Odd Definitions" hah,
I think Microsoft is trying to rewrite history with its own version
of what has happened. give this one a read, its pretty hard to believe
some of the 'mistakes'.
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"WINXP
- WAREZ MESSENGER!" hah, Looks like this wasn't
actually a joke, a bunch of people have been getting these messages,
Warning, Dont run those XP Betas and the MS Messenger; It'll sniff you!.
Sent in by: _Filth_
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"Rehabilitating
Mr. Wiggles" and this is why i hate cats.
Sent in by: Witz
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"BBCNews
- Large World Found Near Pluto" is it just me, or
is anyone else surprized, that we never found this before? You'd think
that we've survey'd most of the known space around the earth.. Guess
not..
Sent in by: quj
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July
11th
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"The
Register - Win XP RC1 Leaked to Uber Fast Website" heh,
yeah I'm not sure if putting the RC1 of your next operating system on
a Non-password protected site was a smart idea, Not to let lone, that
anyone on a cable/dsl gets 90-400kilobytes/s from Conxion. heh. ah well,
I'm sure more then 1/2 the internet downloaded the RC1 :)
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"Herald
Sun: Genital-Biting Fish Terrorise Village" I never
thought that Peeing into Pirahna infested waters was a good idea, But
now I'll know better. Since I happen to like my penis, and I think i'd
miss it, if some wang-crazed fish bit it off :\..
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"MSNBC
- Napster Users Write Eulogy" DING DONG NAPSTER
IS DEAD! ah well, Theres still a shizload of cool file sharing programs
out there :).
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"Excite
- Granny Busted for Heroin Spaghetti" Ouch, Sucks
to be granny :\. Since i'm sure she'll be heading to jail soon for attempted
narcotics trafficing :\.
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"Marbles,
the Game" Whoohoo! Finally someone made a port of
this arcade classic, well, i dunno if its a classic, but i remember
playing this in an airport in Texas for hours..
Sent in by: LGDizko
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"ILoveBacon
- Guns & Family Dentistry" ghaha, Gotta love
american Mini-Malls :).
Sent in by: Treaps
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"No
Luck Mikey" ghahah, Check this out, and I guarantee
that you've all see the 'inspiration' for this site :).
Sent in by: Myth2
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July
10th
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"Excite
- Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows up Kitchen"
OMG! Mix explosives with alcohol, and this is what you get :)
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"StreetRacing.org"
ghahah!
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"Denver
Post - Colo. to 'Map' Faces of Drivers" Hey, talk
about more invasions of Privacy! Go Denver!.
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"WinXP
- Messanger Notice Warez D00dz" This is way too
funny to be true..
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"CNN
- Casinos Hit Jackpot With Customer Data" Ah, If
you plan on hitting Nevada for some gambling this year, prepare to have
your ass sniffed, and balls licked at every step. It appears that the
Casino's are doing a shizload of Customer Relationship Management (ie,
tracking your every move, and seeing what you do).
Sent in by: Wolf-
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"MSNBC
- Execution Frenzy Hits China" hah, It looks like
the Police in China are just rounding people up, and killing them. Gotta
love the Shotgun justice system over there.
In southern Hunan province, police reported solving
3,000 cases in two days in April and in southwestern Sichuan province,
police said they apprehended 19,446 people in six days, according
to Amnesty.
“The potential for miscarriages of justice, arbitrary sentencing and
the execution of innocent people is immense,” the group said.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Telstra
- 3G Cap" hehe More propaganda against Telstra,
a Cable Modem Provider in the states :).
Sent in by: SirHugh
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July
9th
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"CNN
- Soprano's Actor Arrested on Robbery Charge" hehe,
look like the guy who plays AJ on the Soprano's was getting high with
some of his buddies, and decided to rob someone for 40$... how pathetic..
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"Coffee
Machine Using LED Opitcal Monitor Technology" whoa,
i wish this guy had invented this like last year, when i was drinking
like 10cups of shit coffee a day (since then i've moved onto the hardcore
Tea :). heh. but yeah, this guy is pretty cool, he's using a Laser to
shine through the coffee, and the resistance of the coffee is how strong
the coffee is.. Pretty clever.
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"Cannot
Find the Damn Server" read closely :)
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"MSNBC
- Copyrights and Copywrongs" wow, this is a surprizingly
well written article about all the copyright problems we are having
(mostly with digital information and the internet). give it a read,
its kinda long; but very informative.
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"Do
you want fries with that?" haha, Now this is one
of the funniest ways to get back at a Cable Modem/Service provider.
So subtle yet hilarious.
Sent in by: Usteppin
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"Lockheed
Martin - JSF X-35B" Holy shizznitz, check out this
Next Generation Fighter plane, and the cool part is, its no harrier,
the jet on the back, heats the air underneith the plane, and it hovers
on that. pretty cool. Oh this requires Quicktime.
Sent in by: Maxtype
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"HardwareOC
- The Bong Cooler" hah for you stoner Overclockers
out there :)
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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July
8th
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