"Salt Lake Tribune - Officials Take a Closer Look at Bikini's Not too Teeny-weeny"

Derian said Monday that her neighbors called the police on her because she runs Black Rose Enterprises out of her home. The company, which Derian says is the only one of its kind in Utah, sends topless maids to private homes to do light housework.

"CNN - Gate's Viagra Hacker Sentenced"

After gaining the credit card details of Bill Gates, Gray ordered a consignment of Viagra for the Microsoft chief.
Judge Gareth Davies was told that Gray had suffered from chronic low self-esteem since childhood, which had contributed to the criminal acts he carried out on the Internet

"Cal Report - Visalia Man Accused of Tossing Puppies Into a Shredding Machine"

Officials got an anonymous tip about the case Wednesday and found animal body parts in a pond, on the ground and in a shredder used to harvest corn for silage.
Ferguson was arrested at the scene and could face four counts of animal cruelty, one for each animal that died. If convicted, he could face 16 months to three years in prison, or a year in county jail.

"Wired - XP Not Privy to Computer Privates"

"In previous versions (of Windows) you were just given a product key printed on the back of your CD-ROM case. You just entered the product key to get the software started," he said. "The problem was that you could share your product key with other people. You could publish them online, too."
The proliferation of these CD keys allowed people to engage in the very kinky-sounding practice of "casual piracy."