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 July
31st 
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"FoxNews
- Dog Fends Off Alligator, Protects Elderly Woman in Fort Myers"
See. its stuff like this, that make dogs better then cats.. Like what
the hell would a cat do in this situation? he would wonder around, and
purr, and then get eaten. heh.
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"MSNBC
- Bionic Suit Takes Pain Out of Lifting" OoOOooOOoo
Bionics.. Feerful.
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"Excite
- Experimental Pigs Turned into Sausages" ROFL.
Why would an employee at the UNIV. of Florida steal a geneticalyl modified
pig, to turn it into sausages.. I dont get it. What am I missing? Is
there currentlly a Swine drought? or something that would force someone
into stealing pigs? *shrug*
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"CNN
- Whats in a name? Child's Name Offered to Highest Bidder"
why do people do stuff like this? "Hey I'm a big fat american,
I need money, Lets sell our babies soul to corporate america."
I can't tell you much that shit like this pisses me off.
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"Binary
Hair" some people have way too much time on their
hands..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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"Mainchi
Interactive - Reek Rises as Gals Stick with Stinky Panties"
Now, if thats not a headline, I dont know what is :). anyway, its these
crazy japanese girls (didn't weezer right a song about them? or something?).
but ya, Chicks who dont change their underwear... Thats very unsexy...
Sent in by: h8red
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"Amazon
- Sounds of Passion" Didn't i already post this?.
Sent in by: Monika
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July
30th
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"FoxNews
- Iraq Fires Missile At U.S. Spy Plane" You'd think
that the US would have learned, that spy planes are bad. Since the chinese
had them by the balls when they captured a US Spy plane. ah well, leave
it to the US Government to stick their nose where it doesnt belong :).
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"Excite
- Going Ape Over Chimp's Phone Calls" bhah. Now
this is one smart chimp, first, stealing a cell phone from the cleaning
crew, then learning how to use it. hell, This chimp is smarter then
most of the guys I went to highschool with. since I'm sure they still
have yet to figure out how to use their cell phones :).
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"CNN
- Entangled Whale Appears to be Settling off Nova Scotia"
does anyone else think its wierd, that we still use the ocean for fishing?
hell, australia gets all their fresh water fish from privatly owned
fisheries. (since trout and bass arn't a native species). Frankly, I
could care less, since I dont eat fish; But you'd think that people
would finally start to open their eyes to fisheries.
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"MSNBC
- Huge Indentity Theft Still Unresolved" heh, This
just in; Buying shit on the internet Isn't safe. But my question is.
why the hell would a website be asking for drivers licenses numbers
and SSN's and a bunch of other irrelevant information. Hell If someone
were to ask for my SSN or SIN or Drivers License number, i'd be all
"FU".
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"Daily
Radar - The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History"
Simpsons Rock!.
Sent in by: Brill
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"Ravyn's
KandEE Translator v1.0" hehe, check this out, some
guy made an English to Candy Raver translator :). hehe. its pretty funny
:) heres what it spit out for me.
hi muh namE iz michEal, i am intErEstEd in takin' your
clothEz off, and wickin' thE swEat off your nipplEz. HEy, man, got
any Vickz, yo? would thiz mutuall*EE bEnEfitial to you? EvEryonE wubs
mE, I'm kand*EE! **HUGZ**
Sent in by: obSw3rkuS
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"Yahoo
- Fake Fetus Fools Doctors and Police" Mental Note:
Never seek medical assistance in Spain..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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July
29th
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July
28th
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Ok,
So talk about a bad Month. First the xgirlfriend leaves me. Then last
night. My puppy died :\. Your going to have to forgive the small update
today.
.Creator
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"Wired
- Documentary: Hackers Are Kewl" hehe. Check this
out. I'll do a little pastesaq for ya.
The conventional wisdom on hacking goes something like this:
Hackers are geniuses gone over to the dark side. They're skilled,
but they lack self-restraint.
Plus, they're socially inept. They don't have a very good time of
it with the opposite sex. And then there's their power to bring down
the world's computer systems through a few mystical keystrokes --
a power which certainly does not endear them to the analog masses.
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"Excite
- Eddie Murphy Escapee Back Behind Bars" wow, this
is pretty clever, escaping prison, with nothing more then a novelty
Fake ID. mental note: Get Fake ID, So when I get Arrested I can 'Get
out of jail free'.
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"MSNBC
- Mini-Supernova Created in The Lab" I can totally
see this being used in the Military.
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"Kuro5hin.org
- Creative Labs Spying... and Now This?" Its becoming
more and more unbearable; with all the spy ware, and snifferware, and
such. I'm really tired of it.. but all I can say is. Setup a firewall,
and none of that information would ever leave your network.
Sent in by: gid
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"Murder
King" ghahaha. This site rules.
Sent in by: SenorBeef
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"Meat
Stinks: McCruelty to go." ghahah More fake sites..
these rock!
Sent in by: Cavingman
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July
27th
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July
26th
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"Wired
- Famous Photo's Frozen Forever" Whoa, I can't believe
that this is practically the first time anyone has openly tried to preserve
photographs. but still i think its a great idea, since so much of our
history is unknown, simply because of loss of documents (ala, the Egyptians,
and the Romans, Greeks etc.). Although I wouldn't trust them digitizing
them, and handing them out like their the originals, i can just see
it now. The entire photographs are big watermarks, with subliminal "LOVE
MS" messages embedded in each one.
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"Excite
- Elephant Park Recycles Dung to Make Paper" Whoa!
I never knew you could make paper out of poo. I think im gonna try that
with some of my own.. err. wait.. thats pretty disgusting.. anyway,
pulling in 87.4$ a day from elephant poo is pretty impressive.
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft Uses Its Own Open Source" *This Just
In!. Microsoft Jumps on the Bandwagon; And in a related story, Microsoft
Sucks*.
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"Hot
Ride or Not" heh, some of these are pretty funny,
Like the mashed up SHO, heh. check it out.
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"RolloChan
- Xiao Xiao" ghah, This game rocks my nuts! You
must try it...
Sent in by: Tristan
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"SirCam
Worm Threatens PC Damage" Frankly, The way I look
at it, is lusers can do whatever the hell they want to, to their own
PC's, and if they break, or stop functioning, thats good. cuz it keeps
them from functioning on the internet (and thus lagging it down further).
But my problem is. Since i work in the Helpdesk Environment, i have
to disinfect all those fucken computers, where the users are too stupid
NOT to know, that they shouldn't open every single attachment... (You
should need a license to do shit on the internet, thats my $0.02).
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Inquirer - Tualatin PIII Outclasses Pentium 4" k,
This is for geeks only. But i would kill for a quad Tualatin System
(well, maybe not kill, but I'd definatly fork out some coin, since I
would never have to upgrade again (ya sure....)).
Sent in by: SirHugh
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July
25th
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"CNN
- Two Police Cars Open Fire on Each Other" I'm sure
the Seattle police arn't happy about this (they seem to be pretty gun-mad
over there, with all the riots and such in the recent past). This one
is nice and short, and I dont want to ruin it by pasting any of it :).
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"Excite
- Teen Smashes Six Cars, Fails Driving Test" ghahah.
Leave it to my home town locals do some like this. its still a pretty
funny read, check it out.
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"Yahoo
- Sen. Clinton Commits Verbal Gaffe" heh, nothing
like a slip up infront of hundreds of reporters :).
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"SMH
- The Man Who Fell To Earth" And this is what happens
if you stowaway on a Boeing 777 :). anyway, this is a pretty long read,
but the story is rather remarkable.. like to a point where, I'm surprized
they havn't started work on a TV Movie.. (leave it to fox though) :).
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"The
PB Slice" Peanut Butter and Cheeze, in individually
processed packaging. *shudder*
Sent in by: Tristan
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"BBCNews
- Sex-mad 'Ghost' Scares Zanzibaris" HAH!
The ghost or genie goes by the name of Popo Bawa and
people believe that it sodomises its victims, most of whom are men.
In recent years the residents on the semi-autonomous Tanzanian islands
claimed that Popo Bawa only visited the islanders during voting, such
as in the contentious general elections in 1995 and 2000.
Wait. next thing you know, they will be proclaiming it an 'Alien' or
a 'Robotic Monkey'. silly 3rd world people..
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Personal
Computer Security" Didn't I already post this?.
Sent in by: Iscariot
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July
24th
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"MSNBC
- The Glorious Rise of Christian Pop" Wow, the featured
band is uberlame.
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"Excite
- Couple Caught Having Sex in the Library" Alright,
I think we've all been there on this one; Getting all HOT AND GAY in
a public place (cept this one was a bit less gay, and more hetro :).
hehe.
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"Yahoo
- Mysterious Medium Sized Black Hole Could Be Near By"
OOoOoOOoO. Alright, Lets see how much money NASA will throw at this
black hole. I bet that they'll have a 10billion dollar probe ready by
next year, and ready to launch by xmas of next year. oh well, this is
still pretty cool in my books, Astronomy Rux..
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"The
Beevnicks - Gay Unca Joe" hah, Theres a bunch of
Great Comics on this domain, check out the root
too :)
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"The
Internet IQ Test" Didn't I already post this? Oh
well, I scored 100%, but its possible to score 105% :). (i feel kinda
stupid that I must have missed one.. oh well, check it out).
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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"Famous
British Paedophiles" ghah!.
Sent in by: Jormngndr
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"Salon
- Group Led by Ralph Nader Accuses Search Engines of Deception"
Whoa, Talk about a conspiracy, Search Engines selling the "placing"
of returned URLs in a query. wierd. So that the sites paying the search
engines would come up first.. I had no idea :).
The eight search engines named in Commercial Alert's
complaint are: MSN, owned by Microsoft Corp.; Netscape, owned by AOL
Time Warner Inc.; Directhit, owned by Ask Jeeves Inc.; HotBot and
Lycos, both owned owned by Terra Lycos; Altavista, owned by CMGI Inc.;
LookSmart, owned by LookSmart Ltd.; and iWon, owned by a privately
held company operating under the same name.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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July
23rd
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July
22nd
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"CNN
- Two Computer Viruses Making Rounds" blah blah
blah THE WHITEHOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK! blah blah blah.. :)
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"NewsPress
- Man Itching to Relieve Close Encounter of Stinging Kind"
Holy Shit, This guy has probably had the worst day imaginable. read
it. (i'll sum it up for you lazy people) Man is pruning a tall tree,
branch of tree comes loose, knocks man into bush, branch then falls
on man, the chainsaw he was using (which was still running) then falls
on his leg, cutting it all up, then the bush that he fell on, housed
a large nest of Yellow Jackets. ) heh. talk about a rough day.
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"Penny
Arcade - Jurassic Buncha Crunch" *snicker*.
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"Excite
- American Carries 49 Reptiles Onto French Train"
For the love of crap.. Havn't these people heard about smuggling things
in their asses?........
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"PhoneLosers.org
- PLA Today" haha, Checkout the T-Shirts, I love
it!.
Sent in by: |TchorT|
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"BBCNews
- Lesbian Gives Birth to Brothers Baby" isn't this
like a crime against nature? or mankind? or something? I thought sibling
were not supposed to attempt the mating procedures? This is going to
be one fucked up kid.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"The
Secret Life of Bea Arthur" Oh my, Beautiful breasts,
with a nasty ass old head attached.. I'm strangely aroused.
Sent in by: Brill
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