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 "MSNBC
- Senate Grills FBI on Missing Guns" hahah, So much
for security over at the FBI. 450 guns, and 200 computers missing :).
hhahah  |
| "Excite
- Hippo Mauls Swimmer at Zoo" its people like these
that give ukrainians a bad name.. Didn't this girls mother teach her
anything. Hippo's are like the deadliest animal alive; You dont just
hop into an enclosure with one (and her baby) and expect to 'play' with
them.. Retards... This girl got everything she deserved. |
| "Whatever-Dude
- The Connection Between Fight Club and Calvin and Hobbes"
ghahahahah, This rules!. |
| "CNN
- Code Red Worm Minimized -- For Now" alright, this
article can kiss my ass; im mostly posting it for the header image.
the Sperm Impregnating the LCD Monitor :). So subtle, yet funny. |
| "Click
on Detroit - Barricaded Gunman Found Dead" heh,
I love it. The police dont know if they shot him, or if he shot himself...
Sent in by: Katester
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| "Ain't
Nuthin but a Khai Thang" BHAHAH. Sent in by: Mark F
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| "Yahoo
- Man Trapped for 80hours in Portable Toilet" Ouch.
This guys had a pretty rough day. Sent in by: quj
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| Oh,
I saw planet of the apes last night; it was pretty good. cept. i was
pretty pissed off, that they totally changed the story line. Some of
it just didn't make sense. But i dont want to ruin it for anyone who
wants to see it, and hasn't yet. so ya. I'll prolly start bashing it
in a week or so. .Creator
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| "MSNBC
- Fault-Tolerant File Storage" Alright this is kinda
cool, Distributed Backups. Very interesting concept; but i'm not sure
how practical it would be. |
| "Excite
- Two Die as 'Ghost' Sparks Stampede" And this is
why 3rd world countries shouldn't be allowed free thought. People hearing
ghosts. and kicking the crap out of each other, just to try and get
away. This is almost as classy as that Robotic Alien Monkey man from
last month :).
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| "Yahoo
- Cusack White House Campaign Gathers Momentum on Web"
heh. If theres a Cusack on the voting ticket, I would totally drive
across the border, vote for either of them, and drive home. John Cusack
rules.. (his sisters' ok too). |
| "Emoticons"
This is quite possibly the Longest and lamest (is that a real word?)
list of emoticons. Theres a bunch in there i just dont get. like, The
Robocop one. I'm still stumped by that.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "DeepLigh
- Welcome to the Internet" OMG This rules!. Sent in by: Skace
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| "ILoveBacon
- Toy Action Figure" ROFL Sent in by: SetUseer
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| "JerkCity
- Faggot Elevator" Jerkcity is way fucked up.. |
| "MSNBC
- Microsoft Unveils XP Icon Rules" blah blah blah.
Microsoft is getting owned by the US Gov. blah blah blah |
| "Excite
- Heinz Unveils Purple Ketchup in Bid for Kids"
great. more physical marketing. I bet you all a nickel, that I will
be allergic to the dye that they use to change its color :) |
"BBCNews
- Explosive End to Shark Attraction" uhm
Television pictures last week showed great white sharks feeding on the dead southern right whale south of Adelaide - as sightseers in boats patted their snouts and even climbed onto the back of the whale.UHM!. |
| "Yahoo
- Exec Hands Waitress a Tip of a Lifetime" My life
is pretty rough too. but you dont see me getting thousands of dollars
of 'Pitty' money. Sent in by: Monika
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| "The
Register - WinXP is now 'Best OS for MP3 Users' Says MS"
bhahah. You know, for a company forging its way into the antipiracy
industry, they sure do love capitalizing on the misfortunes of the RIAA..
:). Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "The
Register - WinXP Product Activation Cracked: Totally, Horribly, fatally"
heh, Today should be XP day, since like everyone sent me
articles on it. :). Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "C|net
- U.S. Government Wants a Few Good Hackers" HACK
THE PLANET!.
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| "MSNBC
- Pirate Versions of 'American Pie 2' Hit Net Before U.S. Movie Release"
heh 0wn3d. |
| "Excite
- Fish Killed in Break-In at Key West Aquarium"
haha, Why would someone break into an Aquarium, to steal some Lobsters,
snappers, and some trout? Is the store bought fish, just not fresh enough?
:). |
| "Yahoo
- Supercomputer May Unlock Secrets of Universe"
bah! 2million for a "super computer" give me that 2million,
and i'll build the biggest, baddest beowulf cluster on the face of the
planet, just think., a 2000 node cluster, all 1.4ghz AMD chips, with
256megs ram. feer. that would stomp that piddly super computer. |
| "BBCNews
- The New Amsterdam?" pfft. drugs.. give me mass
quantities of legal alcohol, and i'm happy. Who needs drugs?. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Amazon
- In the Beginning There was the Command Line" Did
I mention, that the world has gone gay? Sent in by: Papercut
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| "UserFriendly
- Dot Bombs" USAR FRIEDLY SUCKS!. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| So
I got invited to the screening of Rat Race last night, and I must say,
Its possibly the funniest movie i've seen this year. Rowan Atkinson,
John Cleese, Dave Thomas, and Whoopie Goldbergwho cares), all excellent
actors, playing wicked roles. Funny as shit. :) .Creator
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| "The
Inquirer - From Toaster to Lawsuit" some people
dont deserve to live. leaving stuff in the toaster too long.... uh ya..
ITS KELLOGS FAULT THAT I LEFT THE POP TARTS IN THE TOASTER FOR TOO LONG!
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| "CNN
- Alarm Sounded over 'Code Red' Worm" blah blah
blah "THE INTERNET IS GOING DOWN! SAVE YOURSELVES!" blah blah
blah. |
| "Excite
- Police Find 500 Skeletons in House" how the fuck,
would you not notice 500 people missing. Whoa Tantric? isn't that like,
when you have sex, but uhm. You dont have a physical orgasm?. hrm..
interesting.. |
| "Tony
Soprano Sound Board" heh. more fun with soundboards.
Sent in by: MacHaggis
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| "Suicide
Attempted - Priceless" ghahah. Now, the only way
this could get any better, is if it was faked. Like, buddy who's heads
in the toilet, got too drunk, and passed out puking in the bathroom,
then. the person who took the photo, grabbed all the pill bottles from
the cabinet, and laid them all over the floor, and took the snapshot.
heh. Priceless :). Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Star
Bulletin - Da Jesus Book" ROFL, this has to be a
joke. Sent in by: quj
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| "Yahoo
- Afghanistan's Taliban Bans Internet" as if living
in Afganistan didn't suck enough, now you can't even escape to the internet.
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| "FoxNews
- Scientists Claim Old Data Shows Signs of Life on Mars"
I wont believe this, until they show me some alien corpses or something
:)
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| "eBay
- Battle Bot 'Patriot'" heh. Looks like no one wants
to buy this crap. Like, I dont even remember seeing this bot compete.
and I'm sure i've seen all 3 seasons. ah well. |
| "CNN
- Head of DWI Program Arrested for DWI" ghahahaha.
Not even the government is above the law in New Mexico. |
| "Swedish
Bikini Team" wow, I always thought that the Swedish
Bikini Team was supposed to be all Drop Dead Gorgeous girls. Well, these
girls are attractive, but nothing special. Maybe the grass is always
greener on the other side :\. Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "UnderEZ
- UnderTec" ghhah, This has to be a joke. Underwear
designed to filter out the flatulence odours?.. *Has* To be a joke. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "[H]ard|Forum
- Blue Orbs are a sham" k, this is for geeks only,
Never trust the hype. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "OK
Liquor Store Online" alright now i'm pissed. these
guys dont have an office in Ontario..... |
| "CNN
- Bronze Age 'Iceman' killed by arrow" err. it took
me like 3mins to realize that yes. this guy was killed by an arrow.
it makes me wonder why theres been 'decades' of debate surrounding it.
sometimes scientists think too much. and it gets the 'better' of them. |
| "Excite
- Queen's Husband Upsets Boy in 'Fat' Remark" rofl,
Leave it to the royal family to shatter the dreams of a young boy. hahaha |
| "Flash
Kit Arcade - Cutie Quake" kinda lame, i wish you
could move your character around, like if it was quake3. blug. its still
mildly entertaining. |
| "Kuro5hin.org
- Anus Surgery - Drawing from the experience" *shudder*..
Sent in by: Wolf-
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| "IGN
- Man Out runs Missile(mpeg)" I must have seen this
stock footage hundreds of times during 'the gulf war' and shizz. but
i never noticed the little white blochy figure running away from the
target site. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Salon
- Extreme Porn Crackdown" GHAHAHAHAHAH I'm sorry.
this is hilarious!. I've never heard a reporter mention "pissing"
or "fisting" ghahahahha Sent in by: Bosco
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