|
|
|
 "Bob
the Angry Flower - Henchmen" heheh The Angry Flower
Rules!  
|
| "Excite
- Air Force Base Strikes Oil, Contaminates Tap Water"
heheh, this must suck..
|
| "MSNBC
- Is a Code Red III on the Loose" hah, To quote
the infinite wisdom of iketurner "MS Must be behind Code Red, Since
they can't even get a virus right, without extensive revisions".
hehehe. |
| "VH1
- Britney is That Innocent -- In the Movies, Atleast" NEWS
FLASH: On the late breaking news; Britney Sucks. |
| "Yahoo
- Woman Robs Bank to Pay off Bad Check?" hah, what
kinda person would rob a bank in their own home town.. You'd think these
hicks would realize that they'd get recognized :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
|
| "Body
Perks - Nipple Enhancers" YES! Finally a place to
by Rubber Nipples on the internet! What would I have done until now!? Sent in by: SirHugh
|
| "History
of the UK's Nuclear Bunkers" mmmm nuclear bunkers..
Sent in by: Jormngndr
|
|
| "Kenny
Translator" mfmmfpmmmmfpmmmmfp, fmpmfpmfffmm mpffmfmmfpmpmppppp
pfffmfpmfmppfmm. fmmppffmffmpmfppfmmmmpffpmp pmpmffmmfpmp mmmfmmfmm.
ppfmfp fppmmmmfffmp. mff fmpmfpmffppppmp mff pmmfmffmmfmp mpmmffmppmpm.
|
| "Excite
- Anti-AirCraft Gun Atop Hotel Fires by Accident"
hehe, Gotta love those crazy Koreans. How can you "Accidently fire
off 10 rounds" ? Like. even if its automatic, those anti aircraft
guns dont fire that quick. heh. Oh well. |
| "CNN
- Copy Proof CDs Coming?" Uhm, I hate to tell the
RIAA, that; aslong as sound cards have an output, and an input, 'ripping'
cds will be UBER simple. like think about it. (assuming the software
would allow it) you could plug the output from a cdplayer, into the
input of a sound card, and record what was being played though it..
hense, it would be almost impossible to stop that type of 'ripping'
Still. It took like 2weeks for someone to figure out how to copy/rip
dreamcast games; I dont think this "anti copy" shit would
last much longer then that. |
| "MSNBC
- 20th Anniversary of the PC? Sort of" heh, well,
Frankly They shouldn't try pin point the "birthdate of the PC;
as if you think about it, the first digital calculators were actually
the first PC's, way before Apple, or Intel, or Microsoft.. thats just
my opinion. |
| "Entertainment
Earth - Monty Python Holy Grail Set" OMG MONTY PYTHON
RULES! Sent in by: SetUseer
|
| "Tales
for the L33T" hahahah. This ROCKS! Romeo and Julet
do LEET! HaHAHHA. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
|
| "Electric|Tech
- Worlds First Disposable Cell Phone Makes its Debut" whoa,
this sounds pretty leet. check it out. Sent in by: SirHugh
|
|
| "ILoveBacon
- Cat Shower" haha, That cat rules.. |
| "Excite
- Canadian Shop Owner Shocked by $1.6 Billion Bill"
haha. Now this would be something :). I always knew the government was
trying to screw small businesses :) |
| "MSNBC
- Covad Plans to File For Bankruptcy" wow, looks
like we havn't seen the last of the dot collapses yet :) |
| "FoxNews
- Man Out to Bond With Gorillas, Jumps Into Zoo Exhibit"
wtf is it with all these people jumping into zoo cages to play with
animals, this is like the 4th in the past month.. people are fucked..
|
| "JerkCity
- System Folder" Jerkcity Rules!. Sent in by: skullfuck
|
| "OrlandoSentinel
- Police Arresting Man Gets Sprayed by Stomach Tube"
uhm....... uhm......... this is uhm....... very wierd..... Sent in by: Chris L.
|
| "The
Register - MS Internal Network Whacked by Code Red" bhahahah,
Microsoft Sucks!. Sent in by: Altaz
|
|
| "MSNBC
- Cisco's Profit Plummets 99 Percent" NEWS FLASH;
THIS JUST IN. CISCO SUCKS!. heh. |
| "Excite
- Car Exhaust Kills Five In Tunnel Jam" uhm, has
anyone ever heard of "Bishkek" or "Kyrgyzstan" ?
|
| "SystemLogic.net
- Pi Engineering, X-Key's Desktop" Those buttholes
stole my idea.. I've been working on my addon keypad (with programmable
keys) for like over a year :\. |
| "Yahoo
- OverWorked? Sign Up For National Slacker Day"
haha, This rules. OH, and sign
up here.. Oh and look how expensive the shirts are. 20lbs for
a t-shirt. pfft. i could buy like 4 shirts for that price. |
| "Boong-Ga"
uhm, this is kinda like a followup from yesterdays Crazy Japanese Games.
But I still can't explain it. Make sure you read the "How To Play"
part. cuz its wierd.... :) Sent in by: Atlaz
|
| "Star
Wars Gangsta Rap" Didn't I already Post this? Its
hilarious anyway :). Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
|
| "Yahoo
- Two Boys Die After Mother Leaves Them in Car"
This woman deserves to die. How could you "Forget" that 2
of your kids were in a your minivan? With all these "parents killing
kids" things going on, i bet this chick was just trying to be different.
Sent in by: Perlandra
|
|
| "Yahoo
- Japanese Company Interprets Canine Chatter" yeah,
and their all screaming "DON'T EAT US!" (they do eat dogs
in japan too right?). heh.
|
| "Excite
- Archaeologist Wins Tomb Raider Apology" hehe,
I'd love to be put into a video game. I think that would be rad. oh
well, some people dont feel the same way i do i guess :\. |
| "Detonate.net
- I Love This Company" Uhm, This is incredibly disturbing.
Steve Ballmer is not cool; and to make it worse. Microsoft Sucks.. |
| "eBay
- Real German Panzer Tank T3" Doh! I missed it :\.
Not that I have 100,000$ usd to spare. plus the shipping cost :\. and
its even got a busted turret. what good is that? |
| "Yahoo
- Police Find Siberian Tiger in Car Trunk" heh,
yeah, the day, that someone can say that having an endangered tiger,
in a plastic box, in the trunk of their car, is "Transporting The
Animal to a Shelter" and get away with it, it'll be a Cold day
in hell.. Sent in by: LiamDevl
|
| "Ananova
- Liver Pills Turn Black Man, White" Whoa! and this
guy only got $35,000 for being physically disfigured... He got ripped..
Sent in by: Perlandra
|
| "Things
I Love About Japan" guh. I have no comment on this...
. Sent in by: Atlaz
|
|
| "CNN
- First Human Clone Bid Planned" Uhm, I thought
the UN Determined that Cloning was 'illegal' and no one would ever attempt
to clone a human? Wouldn't this be a crime against humanity? oh well
:) |
| "Excite
- Rare Book Returned to Library -- A Little Late"
See, this is what makes me wonder why we have public libraries. Getting
a library card should be way more difficult. It should be like getting
a drivers license, just so that they can make sure that this kinda stuff
doesn't happen.. *shrug*. |
| "The
ManShow - Periodic Table" bhaha, Go Now!. |
| "IGN
- Doom on GameBoy Advanced" OMG This brings back
such great memories. I'm so tempted to buy a GBA just to play this.
Cept, i'd want to play with friends, so they'd have to buy them too..
Thats quite the racket that Nintendo is running... |
| "How
Much Wood Would a WoodChuck Chuck?" Some people
have way too much free time :). Sent in by: Andy & Michelle
|
| "Dr.
Gaylene Pron" bhahah.This has to be one of the coolest
names i've ever seen!. Sent in by: Disruptor
|
| "Weeeeeee.
The Flash Movie" Uhm, this is so wierd, its hilarious!
:) Sent in by: |TchorT|
|
|
| "BBCNews
- US Makes 'Weather Control Powder'" Whoa! This
is leet. a powder that turns water into a gel. wait. OMG THEY INVENTED
JELLO! WELL HOLY SHIZ!. |
| "Hand
Bra" bhahahahahahh, Now someone emailed me these,
but i forgot who, and there was no url, so their all locally mirrored
here. also check
out this shot. |
| "Excite
- Bar Owner Poisons his Customers" oh man, Brazil.
this is a bit too much. This guy tries to find out who's been stealing
his booze (from his bar) so he poisons the booze that's being stolen.
well, he accidently serves this 'bad booze' to a couple customers, and
they die. heh. |
| "You
are an Idiot" bhahah. heres another one of these
"FUCK YOU" type websites, Warning theres a pretty horrible
wav playing in the background, so be prepared to crank your speakers
down. |
| "Ninjai:
The Little Ninja" Cool, now i havn't had a chance
to watch all these movies, but i'll check them out at work today and
try to update again :). but so far theyre pretty cool. Sent in by: Brill
|
| "IBM
- Intellistation Z Pro With Intel Itanium Processor" Guh!
$17,000... Check out that lease rate... Hell You could get a BMW M3
for that. Sent in by: Treaps
|
| "Penn-Pals"
uh, Prison Inmate Services Network. Wouldn't it make more sense to call
it 'PISN' (heh, piss'n) since thats more of a valid acronym. ah well.
Sent in by: Senorbeef
|