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August 21st
"SuperBabe2000 - The Ultimate Love Doll" its stuff like this that gives the internet a bad name. Whats even wierder, is that they show you how they make them too..

"Excite - Italian Women Too Busy for Sex" ah, remind me never to date an italian woman. Although, An Italian man. I just can't keep my hands off their meat balls :)

"FoxNews - 15-Year-Old Girl Freed After Week of Internet Sex Slave Hell" uhm, you'd think that people would now know, that you should never meet anyone from the internet. Im a perfect example. I may look normal, but im a total psychopath, who's willing to stalk you, and spell your name in animal feces on your front law. heh

"C|Net - OS DeathMatch" heh, C|Net sucks, Mac OS X vs Win2k. And since CNet licks, You can guess who wins..

"AOL SUCKS(wmv)" GHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: _Filth_
"The Mirror - PCS Nick Man They Just Saved" alright, i dont know what the title means, but this is a pretty funny (and short) article about 2 cops saving a young kid from a burning building, then they arrest him, for putting the policemans lives in danger :).
Sent in by: Aphelion
"BBSpot - Microsoft Bundles Worm with IIS" haha
Sent in by: ^doom
 
August 20th
"Jesus Christ On a Pogo Stick" talk about people with way too much time on their hands.

"Excite - Couple Dies Off Florida Keys in Sex-Plane Hijack" hahah. I think im missing something :). Alright old couple, charters plane; they then want to have sex while its flying. then they want to it to fly to cuba? why not just charter a plane to cuba.......... old people having sex *Shudder*.

"MSNBC - New Virus Wiggles into IM Chats" yaya! MSN Messenger Sucks! whoohoo! Warning to all you MSN Messenger people out there, theres a new "click me" virus out there.

"FoxNews - Florida Swimmers Warned of Shark Alert" alright, does anyone else think its wierd, that the boy who got attacked by a shark was released early last week, and all of a sudden theres a shitload of sharks swimming the waters he was attacked in? I think the sharks are back to finish the job. waiting for that little coma boy.

"explo" hehe, more neat java stuff, keep clicking and stuff, it changes colors and stuff.
Sent in by: Aphelion
"Snoop Doggy Dog Porno(avi)" Alright, this is definatly not work friendly. its actually porno that was filmed with Snoop and a bunch of other gay men. heh. k, without the gaymen.
Sent in by: Tristan
"Tips For Teen Angels" ROFLMAO!
Sent in by: Kanuscha
 
August 19th
"CNN - Net Crawling With Hidden Snooping Bugs" Never trust a corporate website, they will sniff your ass, and sell the report of it to another company. Next thing you know, you'll be getting 'ass freshiners' spam in your mailbox.

"Excite - Canadian Man Killed Chasing his Runaway Car" haha, Leave it to a canadian to get killed by his own car...

"MSNBC - Sega Cuts Price on Dreamcast" wow, $80.00 usd for a dreamcast, thats not to shabby at all. If i had more free time, i'd prolly buy one. Even though, you'd prolly have to pirate games just to get the ones you want, since they're no longer making them.

"Space - Artist Wants to Paint Moon, But Physics May Foil Plan" heh, I could have told him that this wouldn't have worked.....

"Standard Examiner - Misrepresenation" hehehe.
Sent in by: Monsoon
"The Visby Stealth Vehicles" Whoa!. this is pretty leet..
Sent in by: Bosco
"UserFriendlly - We're Going to Mars!" its wierd. Userfriendly usually sucks pretty bad.. But this ones almost funny :)
Sent in by: Hee-la
 
August 18th
"Wired - Kids Computer Camp Crashes, Quits" hehe, this is awfully nice of that ACE company. they run outta money. and everyone who's in their camps is instructed to "Go home" since no one will be supervising them anymore. heh.

"Excite - Canada's Finance Ministry Tries to Translate Jargon" god. the canadian government sucks...

"CNN - U.S. Firms Use Online Games to Build Brands" OH YES PLEASE PUT BANNERS IN MY VIDEO GAMES. well, maybe not banners, but some definite product placements "Pepsi is good" "coke sucks" (heh, the first time i typed 'coke' there, i actually typed 'cock' heh. oops :).

"MSNBC - Cable Net Subscriptions on the Rise" Oh? 5.5 Million Cable users? well, that would explain the 5million (or so) scans i get from home.com people. ah well, my cables been as fast as it ever has. so i could care less. but i can see this turning around and biting the internet in the ass, since 99% of cable users seem to double click every .exe on their PC's. So they will inevitably get some lame DDOS software, and their pipe will be used to abuse someone elses pipe. ugh.

"Rave Captions" Ghahahahah! these fricken rock!.
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
"Music Album Covers by Minifig" hehe, these rule.
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
"Yahoo - Affidavit: Teen Drowned in Boot Camp" Oh my god. I sense the biggest lawsuite on the face of the planet is brewing about this. I'm dumbfounded, i havn't read an article like this one in over a year. read it. now.
Sent in by: Witz
 
August 17th
"WindowsUpdate.Microsoft.com" heh, MS infected by Code Red.

"Excite - Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Depict League of Peeping Teams" hahah owned. nothing like getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

"ABCNews - Reverend Asks, What Would Jesus Drive?" ghaha, I can't wait till i get my 7.2ltre V8 back from the shop. Then all I have to do is get a bumper sticker that says "I drive for Satan". hehe.

"CNN - FBI Nabs 4 in $10 Million Software Piracy Bust" heh, Not even Microsofts "Anti Piracy" techniques can stop a couple innovative LA boys. :). Cept, they got busted *snicker*

"HummerSoftware - Lifes Battle" bhahah, Check out those LEET GRAFIX!
Sent in by: Verlaag
"Pre-Teen Fashion Models Mollirama.com" Uhm, is it just me, or is this girl not even attractive, like i dont mean to be negative. but. if anything i have to be honest. this girl sucks. and frankly, i can see pedophiles spanking it to those pics on her site..
Sent in by: _Filth_
"SpaceMoose - Student Council" heh, a classic spacemoose. if you havn't seen the whole series, i recommend you spend a couple hours going through them. they rule.
Sent in by: Jonesboy
 
August 16th
"Penis Piercings" WARNING, this may not be work friendly, its all cartoons, so no real wangs here.

"Excite - Drinkers Have a Smashing Time at Pub" hehe, smashing the glass after your done drinking the drink. I've done this before, it really is rather soothing. until the bartender/bouncer finds out. then my ass usually gets beaten on for about 20mins :\.

"CNN - Off-the-Shelf Hack Breaks Wireless Encryption" Oh great. Wireless networks now at risk. boy i'm glad i havn't bought my wireless LAN adapaters or uplink box yet. otherwise i'd be pissed.

"MSNBC - Sony Pups Star At Robot Soccer Match" hehe. whats with all the robot competitions now adays? We got Robot Wars, Robotica, and now Aibo's playing soccer. Whats next? Real Dolls playing chess?

"GothMafia - The Second Lego of the Week" ghahah this kicks ass. also, check out the Misfits Lego Rendition :)
Sent in by: obSw3rkuS
"Happy Tree Friends" hehe, click the blender thing.. YEH! This is some fuxed up shizz. check it out!
Sent in by: Mark K.
"The Register - MS Starting to Retreat on WinXP Product Activation"
Windows group product manager Shawn Sanford has been telling journalists that when XP ships it'll be possible to change four pieces of hardware before reactivation is required, and that the frequency of changes will also be taken into account. So Microsoft will limit you to four changes within a given period (60 days, 90 days, six months - it's not set yet), and after that it'll reset, and you'll be allowed to make more changes.
what a load of shit.
Sent in by: [Omega]
 
August 15th
"FoxNews - Boy Attacked By Shark Comes Home" uhm, You'd think that the doctors would want to keep the boy in the hospital, since he's got brain damage, and is still in a coma.. Gotta love privatized health care.
Emotional children greeted the 8-year-old boy as he arrived in an ambulance at his home in Ocean Springs, Miss. The boy is still in a light coma and doctors said only time will tell how extensive his brain injury has become.

"Excite - Kitten Survives 20Minute Spin in Wash Machine" heheh, This just goes to show you, that cats are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

"Freck's New Feet" uhm, Someone amputating their own feet (voluntarily). This has to be fake..

"Wired - Pirates on Game Boy's Bow" Wooo.. Neato. More stuff for the Game Boy Advanced. Cept his little toy allows you to pirate the games too.

"Danger Island" uhm, this also has to be fake. its too bizzare to be real. Read the FAQ and you'll see what i mean.
Sent in by: Tristan
"MSNBC - Conservationalists Pin Pro Wrestlers over WWF Name" ROFL. owned.
Sent in by: Atlaz
"IGN - LEGO: Bionicle" OMG I'm so gonna have to buy some of this stuff. LEGOS RULE!.
Sent in by: obSw3rkuS