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 August
31st 
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"The
Register - Times Starts Strategic Alliance with Porn Companies"
bhahah Times are tough for The Times, it appears.
Stock Detective points to the less-than-savoury XXXoffers.com,
which unsurprisingly has some X-rated offers to make to you. Triple-X
in fact. Gang bang models, Fatty Fatty, Upskirt teenies and the classic
Chicks got dicks are all there for Times readers' amusement.
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"MSNBC
- Experts Say 'Good Worm' is bad" ghahah, Nothing
like a kick in the face while your down on the ground :). hah.
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"Excite
- Indian Doctors Breathe Easy After Monkey Caught"
wow, New Delhi sure has a problem with monkeys and things being perceived
as monkeys. I think in the past 3 months there has been 4 articles that
i've posted that relate to Monkeys doing this, or alien monkeys running
the city, etc. wierd..
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"FoxNews
- Clever Dicks Try to End a Spot of Embarrassment"
oh how lame, their changing the name of a wicked dessert. The Spotted
Dick Rocks. No matter how it tastes. Infact, i've been thinking about
getting spots on my dick, just so i can refer to it as "the spotted
dick" heh.
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"FFVII
Crew(jpg)" there is only one word that can describe
these people.. "Losers"
Sent in by: Filth
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"StileProject
- Back in Time" first off, Stile sucks. But his
image Archives are pretty fierce.. anyway this is pretty funny :)
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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"The
Gummi Bear Test" hah this site rules..
Sent in by: Phlox
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August
30th
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"Yahoo
- IBM Researchers Build World's First Single Molecule Computer Circuit"
geeks only for this one, pretty rad, but once again, we'll prolly never
see this technology in the consumer market.
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"Wired
- Jupiters Moons are Weird Places" OooOooOO Pretty
Pictures..
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"HardwareGod
- Kate Moss Explains Partitioning" ghahahah, YES
SUPERMODELS AND COMPUTERS! YES! heheh, This is too good to be true.
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"FoxNews
- Girl Catches Piranha in Ohio River" Uhm, A piranha
inside the USA? i've never heard of that before, but apparently its
pretty common, Or atleast in the summer months.
"So I reeled it in, and it was a fish. I just thought
it was a catfish."
But Williams knew it wasn't your average fish.
"I saw the teeth, and he was snapping," Williams said. "My nerves
went bad, and I was sweating. That's when I called on the Lord."
I hate bible thumpers too. "OH LORD PLEASE HELP ME SMITE OTHER
RELIGIONS!"
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"The
Register - Buy WindowsXP and Grapple Women's Breasts"
alright, even though this article really has nothing to do with womens
breasts, i just had to post it, cuz the title rules.
Sent in by: Kanuscha
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"Go2Sleep.be"
hah, This rules! its way better then that Desktop Sheep (eSheep, i think
it was). Cept you really can't play with these sheep. but it still kicks
ass..
Sent in by: eight
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"Papal
Porn - Naked Nuns, Vatican Sex" ghahah
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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August
29th
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"Digital
Mass - Marine Creature's 'Lenses' Light way for Bell Labs"
heh, turning to nature to solve the degradation of light. its nothing
new, using lenses to refocus light, but its pretty cool, cuz their using
fish bones to make it all happen :)
The team discovered that brittlestars use calcite crystals
as optical detectors, or perfect lenses, as well as skeletal support,
the company said. Brittlestars belong to the group of echinoderms
that includes starfish and sea urchins.
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"Excite
- Sailor Survives Cutthroat Pirate Attack" Whoa.
now this is a story. i dont wanna ruin it. so read!.
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"FoxNews
- BubbleBoy Controversy Is Ready to Pop" Oh come
on. How can this movie be in bad taste. You didn't see Schizofrenic
(sp?) people yelling when "Me, Myself and Irene" came out.
Give me a break..
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"MSNBC
- The Meaning Behind the 'Monkey Dance'" oh yeah.
steve ballmer is a god. No really... NO REALLY!. I think he's on crack.
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"$0.33
Earth Day Stamp" OMG I SEE IT! ITS THE GOATSE.CX
STAMP! (if you dont get it, your way better off then me. or anyone else
who's been too http://goatse.cx.
Sent in by: Doom^work
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"UselessKnowledge.com"
Yup, you guessed it. a site full of useless knowledge. and i can't believe
i never posted this before...
Sent in by: Caylie
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"Gay
GI Joe Theatre" bhahah, if only this was done in
stop motion animation, it would fricken kick ass! :)
Sent in by: Maxtype
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August
28th
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August
27th
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August
26th
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"Hot
Ride or NOT - Javier's 2000 Honda Civic SI" haha,
This jackass's hood doesn't even fit. Nice "customization"
job.
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"Excite
- Canadian Officer Reinstated After Porn Surfing"
hahaha. If i got caught viewing pr0n at work, i'd be sooo fired. Like,
in a heartbeat *gone* :). but it looks like the Canadian Gov't is a
bit more leiniant.
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"SOLD.com.au
- Cute Tea Pot" hahah, Look closely at the picture
of the pot. ahahahahha
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"FoxNews
- Is the Force Still With George Lucas" hahah, FoxNews
taking shots at George Lucas :). You know you suck when Fox is making
fun of you :)
And devoted fans didn't merely post whiny rants, but
reacted with creative flair. Glen Oliver, senior editor at movie news
site IGN FilmForce said he has seen everything from a Quicktime movie
about the title featuring Star Wars action figures to lists of actual
movies with titles that begin, "Attack of the …"
"My favorites are Attack of the Killer Refrigerator and Attack of
the Mushroom People," Oliver said in an e-mail interview.
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"Japanarama(wmv)"
Wtf?! Japan TV is wierd. thats all i have to say on that matter :)
Sent in by: BioFeedbk
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"Guardian
Observer - Computer Games Stunt Teen Brains" oh
god. I've been playing video games for like 15years. And i have no problems
controlling my anger, or even maintaining a constant train of thought.
Frankly i blame the drug culture for dumbing down our society; but thats
only my $0.02 :). heh.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"MiniClip
- Dancing Bush" heh, This kicks ass :).
Sent in by: St. James
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August
25th
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August
24th
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"Excite
- 4 in 10 Italian Teenagers Paid For Sex - Survey"
ah, they clarify that this number is for italian males, heres some paste.
The survey, conducted by Help Me, an Italian volunteer
aid group, said 37 percent of 14 to 18 year-olds polled had paid for
their first sexual encounter, either with a prostitute or a transsexual.
Respondents said they did it because they feared failing the first
time with their own girlfriends or because they gave in to pressure
from peers telling them to do it.
A Transsexual?!
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"Go2net
- Australian Scientists Find 'Tender Steak' Gene"
ah yes. Instead of hunting for a cure for cancer, or something productive,
our australian friends choose to research how they can make a more tender
cow.
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft Fixes Hotmail Flaw" pfft hotmail. who
actually uses it for anything useful? I havn't gotten a single piece
of useful email to my hotmail account in over a year. it seems to be
a receptical for spam right now.
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"eBay
- Bolshevik Propaganda Russian Lunch Box USSR" OMG,
This would make you the coolest kid in gradeschool..
Sent in by: Hee-la
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"RudeFood"
*Snicker* "May I Have another glass of piss please?"
Sent in by: Kanuscha
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"Wired
- The Tofu Mobile" uhm, i dont know if i'd trust
a car made from soyabean based petrolium. but it sounds kinda neat.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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August
23rd
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"Code
Red, Wall of Shame" hehe, heres a list of infected
servers, arranged in a 'wall of shame' :) hehee. it may take a second
to load, but thats cuz theres like 3500 IPs listed :).
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"Excite
- Gay Activist Tied up in S&M Protest" hahah
About 10 men and women, who called themselves "Rainbow
Action," marched across Hong Kong's central district to a police station
on Sunday, sporting leather outfits and chains and mock whipping each
other through the streets.
YES!
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"JerkCity
- Crickets and Ants" bhhaah Jerkcity again, RULES!.
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"CNN
- MIT, HP To Build Quantum Computer" hrmm, notice
the numbers, in the first paragraph, it says 2.5million, then in the
second its 25million. heh, someone fucked up. but hell, if i had 2.5million,
i'd buy a quantum computer.. im not sure exactly what i'd do with it.
but having one, would make me the biggest geek on my block.
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"Windows
RG(swf)" heh, Windows RG (really good) heh. If only
microsoft was this cool.
Sent in by: Andy M.
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"ABCNews
- Malaysia to Drug Heavy Metal 'Cultists'" hah,
man, i'm glad im not a metal head in malaysia (is it just me, or does
that sound like a slayer song title?) hehe.
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Andrea
and Roy's Homepage" hehe, make sure you check out
the "Photos" section to see the coolest Rednecks on the face
of the planet :).
Sent in by: Greedo
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August
22nd
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"Yahoo
- Ore. Auto Dealer Agrees to Pay Fines" ghahah,
You guys seen the movie Memento? about that guy with no short term memory
(and he can't make new memories or something). anyway, this practically
happened in that movie, cept it was with Hotel Rooms, not cars. Still
hilarious!. Selling multiple cars to an old man with Alzheimers. :).
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"Excite
- Council Member Hit with Urinating Charge" Guh,
Members of City Council, Relieving themselves in public? what the hell
is this?!
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"Ananova
- Military Honours for a Penguin" God I love Ananova,
They never tell you anything that would cause the article to make sense..
in this case 'Why?' the penguin deserved the Honour?
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"JerkCity
- Snatch" bhahah JerkCity Rules..
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"Modern
Humorist - Tiny Wireless Chocolate Eclair" *snicker*
I dont know why this is funny, but it just is.
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"ExciteSurvey
- CyberSex Takes Less Time then Expected" hahah,
This is a pretty cool article, its not too long either, But dont mind
that big fucken advertisment in the middle, fucken Excite, trying to
cash in on the news.. those bastards..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
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"Cat69,
Viking Exotic Resort" OMG, This is such a Brothel.
the brochure reaks of it. but the idea is interesting, HOT NEKKID WOMEN
ON AN ISLAND WHO WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! :)
Sent in by: Aphelion
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