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 "The
Register - Welsh Dad, Kills 12yr Old Daughter After Email Hoax"
Guh.. This just goes to show you, Never play tricks on a
crazy person. They'll kill everyone.   |
| "Excite
- Disabled Mississippi Man to Cut off Feet on Web"
Well, that website i posted about that guy who was gonna cut off his
feet live on the internet, is real. *shudder* theres something so wrong
with this... *shudder*
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| "CNN
- Goodyear Moves to 'No-Air' Tire Tech" Yeah. This
is cool and everything, but uh. Frankly the "Available in any color"
thing, i could see backfiring. since like every ricer kid would be color
matching his tires to the opposite color of his paint (red-yellow, you
know what i mean). and they would be driving the biggest eye soars on
the face of the planet. |
| "MSNBC
- Teen Hacker Builds Computer Business from Jail" COOLIO
IS BACK YO! heh. lame ass hax0rs.. |
| "The
Onion - God Finally Gives Shout-back To All His Niggaz"
I try not to post The Onion Articles, but this one is surprizingly funny.
Update: This Link now points to the right url Sent in by: Lil'Timmy Da Dj
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| "CNN
- Turkish Show Puts Twist on Reality TV" OH MY GOD!
Why dont they broadcast this over here?! it would rule!. I'm not gonna
paste any of this, cuz i dont wanna ruin it. its good, trust me. Update: This Link now points to the right url Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Life
is Awesome - Coff" heh, I think im missing something,
or this is funny for some enirely other reason.. Sent in by: SetUseer
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| "My
Jet Engine Projects" Uh. People who have way too
much time on their hands, kick ass :) |
| "FoxNews
- Surprize! Researchers Find that Sexless = Sadness"
pfft, they didn't really have to research for this, hell i could have
told them that. its called blue balls (for guys). im not quite sure
what its called for girls.. maybe just "frustration" :) heh |
| "MSNBC
- Mafiaboy to be Sentenced Sept. 12" Mafiaboy sucks.
he deserves to get sentenced to like 20yrs for being a freaking idiot.
silly quebec'ers.
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| "CNN
- All The Poop Exhibit" ghah, A scientific Display
of POO! YEH!. |
| "AES"
uhm. I dont get it ?. Sent in by: Tristan
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| "FilePile
- Someone Say Developers(mov)" hahahah this is rad.
Steve Ballmer sucks ;) Sent in by: Eight
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| "Mainichi
Interactive - Masturbation Maketh the man" OMG!
If Masturbation is healthy, I'll live to be 100yrs old! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "CNN
- Adult Site Operators Settle Scam Charges" hehe,
another one of these "DOWNLOAD THIS FILE FOR FREE PRON" and
then it disconnects you from the internet, and dials you up to Bangladesh,
and charges you through the ass. |
| "MSNBC
- New Tricks to Speed Up Computers" See this sounds
like a pretty good idea, Except that i bet it would never make it into
the Desktop market, It would prolly hit the Laptop, and stay there (where
its completely useless). As laptop CPU's overheat with excess usage. |
| "Excite
- Man Recovering After Testicle Surgery" *Shudder*
testicle surgery, nothing makes me cringe more.. |
| "FoxNews
- Lyonne Charged in Driving Incident" Notice it
doesn't say "Accident" it says "Incident". Hollywood
Media is so biased. |
| "The
Richmond Register - Man Killed, Girlfriend Injured in Shark Attack"
uhm, you'd think that people would STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THE WATER WHEN
THERES SHARK WARNINGS ON THE NEWS! but no..... some people think their
tougher then sharks. Sent in by: n-v-me
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| "Washington
Post - Man Sentenced to Listen to Polka" ROFL, More
funny justice in the USA. I would have forked out the 100$ though. Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "Yahoo
- Tombs Found in Mongolia, May Hold Genghis Khan" Alright!
Now lets steal some DNA, and clone the dead conquerer~ Sent in by: Jormngndr
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| Ahhh.
Sorry for the late update kids, but i got back from New York a bit later
then expected, But the good news is, i took shitloads of pictures, so
i'll go through them later, and pick out a bunch that are cool. and
post'em. But right now, I'm 5hours late for work, so I gotta run :).
.Creator
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| "AirToons
- The AirToons" Can anyone say FightClub? |
| "MSNBC
- Napster Working on Pay Version" Napster sucks.
LONG LIVE AUDIOGALAXY! |
| "Excite
- Man, Left for Dead, Climbs Out of His Tomb" bhahha,
now this is one tough cookie, getting shot, and burried, just to escape
the tomb, and walk to the hospital. feer.. |
| "Wired
- Corel Finally Bails on Linux" This just in, Corel
Sucks..
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| "Gay
Monopoly" ROFLMAO~ Notice, the board is round, not
a square :) ahhahahah Sent in by: Eight
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| "The
Potatoes" WTF?! Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "Salon
- Porn Virgins" heh, an interesting article on Porn
first timers :) |
| "ILoveBacon
- Big Hair Family" I'm so glad my father didn't
marry his sister, otherwise that might be my family photo. |
| "National
Post - Water Balloon Hijinks Result in Assault Charge" Oh
yeah, leave it to the Uptight Ontario School Board.. |
| "Microsoft
XP, Cisco Switch Conflict Crashes Network" MS +
Cisco == crapola |
| "Six
Degrees of Bacon" heh, this is pretty old, but i
havn't seen it on a website yet. so here it is. Sent in by: Treaps
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| "BootyCall
2-27" ghahh This Shockwave rules. Its like a choose
your own porn quest :) Sent in by: [SN]
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| "Crime.com
- JailCam" mmm i could watch this for hours. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "PCNation
- 800MHz 4MB ITANIUM Processor $8,827.73" Guh. Does
anyone else think this is outrageously expensive?. |
| "ThisIsLondon
- Sharks In Tourist Feeding Frenzy" god. Its like
no one has ever seen a shark before. ITS CALLED THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
SHARK WEEK IS COMING UP! |
| "Excite
- Grenade Proves Deadly Toy" If you play with a
grenade, you deserve to be blown up. Its that Simple. |
| "Yahoo
- Radio Waves May Kill Mussels" well, if this doesn't
work, you could always coat the bottom of the boat with copper, mussels
hate copper, thats just my $0.02. |
| "Young
Eminem" OMGOMGOMOGMOGM Eminem sucks :) Sent in by: Treaps
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| "31337
H4X00R R00LZ" ROFLMAO, FEER!. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "KentuckyConnect
- 2 at Mobile Home Chargers After 103 Dogs Removed"
uh. this is some fucked up shit. Sent in by: jizmjizm
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| If
Everything goes well, and your reading this, My updater script is working
perfectly. I should be well on my way (if not there already) to New
York. I'm taking a little vacation with the *NEW* Girlfriend. Should
be pretty interesting, i'll try to take some pics, and maybe post a
few of them when i get back on Tuesday. .Creator
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| "Yahoo
- Scientists Track Down Human Longevity Genes" Alright,
Seriously. who wants to live to be 100yrs old? not me. unless, they
can make me imortally young. that would kick ass, but i wouldn't want
to live as an old schrived fart for 30years (70-100yrs old) no thanks.
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| "MSNBC
- Wearable Computers Hit The Front Lines" uhm Yeah,
this is pretty cool. Give it a read. |
| "Excite
- How's This For A Nightmare" This just in, WHEN
YOU LIVE IN BAT COUNTRY, DONT LEAVE YOUR WINDOWS AND YOUR PANTRY DOOR
OPEN! |
| "Am
I Jail Bait or Not" ROFLMAO! Sent in by: Kanuscha
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| "Neuticles
- Testicular Implants for Animals" I can't believe
theres actually a market for this kinda stuff. Sent in by: Witz
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| "The
Alternative Nerd Test" hehe, What a rip, I'm only
57% Nerd. I guess its cuz im 43% Alcoholic :) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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