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September 14th
"The Brunching Shuttle Cocks - Star Wars Title Generator" hehe, Tons of terrible names can be generated with this, and every one of them, is better then "attack of the clones".. God thats lame..

"Excite - Cloudy Weather Has Silver Lining for Motorists" heheh, and this is why we dont have solar powered parking meters in canuckia :) Our government is too "smart" (smrt) for that.. :\

"MSNBC - Cable Standard May Triple Speeds" GIVE....... ME......... MORE............ BANDWIDTH.........

"FoxNews - Britney Does a Snake Dance" is it just me, or is britney spears, a huge slut. Everytime i hear something about her, whether it be a news story or a rumor (that must be true) i wonder "Is it possible for her to be a bigger slut?"

"Asciimation - The Worlds First Jet Powered Beer Cooler" hahahah
Sent in by: Rubbertog
"TurdChart.com" Uuuh. If you ever wanted to see pics of other peoples crap, click this link.
Sent in by: Iscariot
"TES - Largest Distributer of Jewish Software" I had no idea there was a market for this kinda stuff.
Sent in by: AgP|Rga
 
September 13th
"BBCNews - Scientists Score ScramJet Success" now this is feersome. oxygen powered jet, that can actually run off "air" heh.

"MSNBC - NASA Hacker Sentenced to Prison" hehe. Only 4 months? 'Course. thats 4months of being someones bitch, and getting fucked in the ass every day. so, its prolly alot worse then i could imagine..

"Excite - Sex-Swap Man Says He Was Made to Change Clothes" hahah. I sense a pretty hefty lawsuit :)
"My client is a biological male, but she does present as a female quite often," said Beth Plotner, the attorney for passenger Richard Ward, also known as Sarah West.
"She had on makeup, with a wig, a dress," Plotner said. The lawyer alleged that United staff told Ward to put on a pair of pants, "take off the long hair, probably wipe off the makeup ... to basically change back so that they were satisfied for their own reasons."
"She was totally humiliated," Plotner added.

"Yahoo - Milky Way May Have Black Hole" OoOOoOOOo Neat!

"Click10 - Marilyn Manson Faces Charges for Detroit Show" hehe, this would kick ass, if Marilyn Manson was a convicted sexual offender :)
Sent in by: Maxtype
"The Stephen Hawking Dance" There is something so wrong with this..
Sent in by: Dyn0mike
"CNet - Software Replaces Banner Ads on Top Sites" heh, screw this crap, i block all ad servers on my dns server, routing to 127.0.0.1 rules..
Sent in by: Gregg
 
September 12th
You know, over the years that I've maintained this site, I've made some comments towards US Citizens, either insulting their intelligence, or making comments on their sexuality, But I must apologize now, And the events that happened yesterday at the WTC, its inconcievable, I feel your pain, and that i have no idea what it must be like, to watch your nation become the target of such a heinous attack. I have friends who work around the WTC Buildings, I have yet to hear if they are among the injured. Godspeed.
.Creator

"StarTribune - St. Paul Man Charged in Sexual Attack on 7yr Old Girl" this man should be tied up, and beaten to death with his shoes.

"WOTR - Sign up for the Stupid Zone" *snicker*

"Coca-Cola Sweat Shops" hehe *double sniker*

"Dan's Poo Page" uh.
Sent in by: Phlox
"Stratasys - Rapid Prototyping, Office Modeling, 3d Printing" whoa, basically this is a replicator from startrek, pretty feersome.
Sent in by: Mkow
"Name This Car" uuh, this is quite possibly the ugliest car i've ever seen in my entire life.
Sent in by: Xian
 
September 11th
"Independent News - Mobile Phone Users At Greater Risk of Brain Tumor" alright, seriously. Who cares, the air we breathe is full of carsinigins (sp), and other cancer causing agents, a brain tumor is the least of our worries. hell, if i had the choice between a brain tumor, or skin/lung cancer, i'd take the tumor anyday.

"FoxNews - North Carolina Shark Attack Leaves Man Dead, Woman Clinging to Life" alright people, QUIT PISSING OFF THE SHARKS!>

"Excite - Navy Mulls Clean Shave to Face Poison Gas" heh, actually i think this is a good idea, since women in the navy are forced to cut their hair short, to keep it under their hats. men should be forced to stay clean shaven, Since we all known, Gay pron never has men with facial hair in it. And we all know that all sailors are gay :)

"CNN - Sony Unveils New Robo-Pups" Oh god. more smart toys.. all i can say is. for 850$ usd, i could get a shitload more then just a plastic toy, with a shit processor, hell, buy your kids a PC for christs sake.

"Excite - 12yr Old LA Girl Faked Own Kidnapping" Uhh, My question is. How did she tie her hands and feet, while blindfolded, with a bag on her head... She must be a pretty good contortionist.. i feer
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"The SundayTimes - Libs Dems: Teenagers Should see Hard Porn" ghahahaha.
Sent in by: Perlandra
"ABCNews - New Search Engine on the Net" blah blah blah. search engines are all the same, cept google seems a bit better then the rest. we'll have to see how this one fairs..
Sent in by: DrLectr
 
September 10th
"Excite - Animal Rights Activists Target Wendy's" Only in canada, if this was in the states, these "Activists" would have been shot by hungry Wendy's Patrons :)

"Preparation H - Supposory Bullets" ROFL

"Bigger Hammer - Campbells Can" Guh. What the hell is this guy doing? Making a Silencer out of Soup Cans?

"Winamp - Handwritten Skin" This has to be the coolest Skin i've ever seen.

"The Truth About Comp-u-Geek" hahaha. If you havn't been Comp-u-Geek'd yet. your one of the lucky ones.
Sent in by: Hee-la
"SFGate - Code Blue / McAffees Monopoly on AntiVirus Software" Oh Wonderful McAffee is trying to patent "searching for viruses". Just think. One company, Making the only antivirus Software. and if it was McAffee, the entire computer world would be over run by viruses in days. Since McAffee Sucks.
Sent in by: Maxtype
"Church of Satan" heh, did I post this already?
Sent in by: Ellis_dee
 
September 9th
"BBCNews - Council's Barbed Wire Ban" This has to be the stupidest thing i've ever heard. this old womans house gets broken into 3times, so she puts up barbwire ontop of her fence, now the UKGov is telling her to take it down, cuz its may injure someone who tries to climb it. Isn't that the point of barbed wire?.

"CNN - California Landfill Dubbed a Historic Landmark" guh..
One of 15 sites named historic landmarks by Interior Secretary Gale Norton Monday, the Fresno landfill operated from 1937 to the late 1980s. The landfill passed the sniff test with Interior officials, archaeologists and local preservationists for its "national significance in American history and culture," according to an Interior Department press release.
This is a bit too wierd. whats next? will they move PooFlies to the endangered species list ?
"Windows Registry Guide - Enable Manual Crash Feature in Win2k" Now i havn't tested this yet, but its too funny to be real :)

"Excite - Murder Suspect Mailed Lover's Limbs - Police" heh, k, this isn't funny, but it kinda is for this reason. This guy mailed his girlfriends bodyparts to a bum address, well, the police/post people found the packages, and are now searching for the rest of them. But. what if the rest of them got "Lost in the mail" :) they could be searching for years.

"ILoveBacon - Lick-A-Chick" Licking chicks kicks ass.
Sent in by: Servo
"SpamCop - Welcome to SpamCop" Whoa! People are actually fighting spam.. I never knew it was possible. Now to start my own crusade! :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"The JerusalemPost - IDF Using Nude Women on Soldiers" this has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard. heres some paste.
"She started to take off her clothes in front of the demonstrators until she was [nearly] naked. Some of the protesters said they were disgusted by it, while others said the Zionist soldier made rude gestures at them," the Palestinian paper reported.
"When they approached to throw stones at her, the female soldier whipped out a pistol from her underwear and shot at their heads," the paper said, adding that two were killed and nine wounded.
Sent in by: Kanuscha
 
September 8th
Alright, Sorry for the copious amounts of duplicate links from yesterday, i must have been on crack or something. anyway, their all fixed. so enjoy.,
.Creator

"Excite - 81yr Old Woman Found Guilty of Arson" hehe, Nothing like those Religious Granny's trying to burn the heathens. :)

"The Times - Killer Dies in Rocket-Launcher Duel" Wow, Drug Dealers in the UK dont fuck around when it comes to 'packin-a-gatt". Dude had a russian Rocket Launcher.. a bit accessive, but my question is. you can just sneak around with one of these. their pretty big. Crazy Religious types..

"CNN - HP - Compaq Agree to 25$ Billion Merger" Great.. as if compaq didn't suck enough to begin with, now HP has bought them. Their products are bound to suffer.. Take 1 company who can't make PC's, take another that can't make PC's, mix'em together, and what do ya got? 1 Really Big Crappy Company.

"TheRegister - MS Patch Scanner for WinNT, 2k, IIS, SQL" hehe, this is a pretty rad util for all you Network Admins out there, Heres an article on that new scanner util from microsoft. its pretty leet, i used it at work to cleanup a bunch of our machines.
Sent in by: Wolf
"Bizarre Slime" ghahha, Make your own slime, this rules. I havn't done anything like this since grade3 science.
Sent in by: HuTsY
"PatMeUp.com" gahahaha, Joey Geromiah's website! YEH!.
Sent in by: Skinny_