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September 21st
"Exploitation Now - Lack of Updates to Archives" this one goes out to all you people out there who keep emailing me, telling me that my Archvies are outta date, Thanks. I know that. I just havn't had the time to update that page yet. So relax, and I'll get to it eventually :) heh.

"BBSpot - Interview with Code Red" hahah, Have i mentioned, that BBSpot Rux? heheh

"eBay - European License Plate 'Linux'" uh, this has to be one of those fake auctions, cuz no one i'd know would ever pay more the 10$cdn (~2£) for it. and this one went for 72k £.

"The Brunching ShuttleCocks - Porn Star, Or My Little Pony?" I'm sure i've posted this in the past, but it still kicks ass :)

"OMG Games - Lycos Ad" *snicker* So subtle :)
Sent in by: Hab
"Yahoo - Survivor Winner Hatch, Arrested in Rhode Island" its people like this who give the gay community a bad name. I know plenty of gay people, and their all cool, but most people think their all wierd and permiscious, like this guy. Richard Hatch is such a drama queen..
Sent in by: Iscariot
"Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland - History of The Dildo Name" Dildo Newfoundland......... Whats next Vagina, Halifax? (I'd say this article is interesting, but really its PFB (pretty fucking boring), i just had to post it, cuz it's about dildos :)
Sent in by: Smash
 
September 20th
"CNN - FBI Arrests 8 in Fraud Scheme Targeting the McDonalds Monopoly game" and where was I when this was all going down?. No where near the "right place" I gotta get some friends in the mcdonalds Corp.

"MultiShot BB Guns - Mini Cannon" Ah. Yes. For the redneck in us all. Hell, we all need to fire over 1000 rounds per minute :) hehe

"MSNBC - Somethings Messed Up" Heh, I'm not quite sure if this is supposed to be doing this. but it constantly refreshes. a blank page. heh. MSNBC sucks.

"Washington Tech - @home low on money" Just cuz @home is low on money doesn't mean that all the @home providers (shaw, cogeco, rogers, etc) already have the infrastructure in place to support the bandwidth. anyawy. im not overly worried about this :) Neither should you.

"BBSpot - Linux Distribution Quiz" bhahahah BBSpot fucken rules.!
Sent in by: Servo
"UserFriendly - Defective Keyboards" heheh, This just in, AOL SUCKS (note the Caps). Infact, I'm throughly pissed with the Entertainment Monopoly that is "Time Warner/AOL" i read in the news paper the other day, there was an article about all the companies that Timewarner owns, the list was like 100 companies long, and all of them i recognized by name. I'll have to see if i can find a digital copy of that list, cuz im sure you'll all be surprized.
Sent in by: Hee-la
"Smokemon" heh Pokemon sux..
Sent in by: EvilGrin
 
September 19th
"Dew Death Calculator" hahah, you input your bodyweight, and it tells you how much mountain dew you'd have to injest before you'd die of caffiene posioning. hhaha.
It would take 229.56, 12 oz cans of sweet, yellow, caffeinated goodness, to kill you

"Excite - Actor Rescues Woman at Film" I bet you dollars to donuts that this was a publicity stunt..

"MSNBC - Scam Artists Capitalize on Tragedy" alright, I've been trying to keep from posting links to things that refer to the tragedy (9/11/2001) but this is just to keep all you silly people out there aware..

"IGN.com - Cow Pie Powered SuperCar?" hehe Leave it to the canadians to engineer a Methane powered SuperCar :)

"Pokemon Kills.com" in the words of those mullet wearing homos (metallica) this is 'sad but true' heh.
Sent in by: Pope-cXe
"BuyYahoo - Full Scale Lunar Rover" uh, for $72,000 I could buy a really fucken cool car. I dont think i'd waste it on a working reproduction of the moon-mobile..
Sent in by: Sain
"Priceless - Duct Taped Boobies" believe it or not, this is work safe, hehe
Sent in by: Spydie
 
September 18th
"MSNBC - Mafiaboy Sentenced for Hack Attacks" didn't I already post this?

"Excite - Thousand-Year Sentence in RoadRage Case" Whoa!. this guys fricken crazy.. the term 'Insane' doesn't begin to explain what this guy is.. check it out.

"BBCNews - Artificial Ants Solve Network Problems" Now this is pretty interesting. Comparing the foraging habbits of ants to the Packet travel on a LAN/WAN, and how Ants could actually deliver packets better then the current system we use.

"DefenceLink - Proof of Paranormal Research" hrmm this is interesting, proof that the US Gov. has been doing Research on Paranormal Phenomena. Kinda like the X-files, but less Hollywood-esq (god i love making up words) anyway this is in PDF format, so if you dont have Acrobat reader installed, yer SOL :|.

"Weed PSone" This is what happens, when stoners run outta weed.....
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
"Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.com" heh, some of you may remember awhile ago, when i posted this site, originally hosted on geocities (geoshitties) i think, anyway, they did some mad updates and made it look pretty.
Sent in by: Marc M
"Priceless Porn Grad" WARNING, THIS IS NOT WORK SAFE :) this reminds me of when i saw one of my friends cousins (girl) in a lesbian pr0n clip i found on the net. man that was a good day.
Sent in by: Servo
 
September 17th
"The Register - US Terrorist Attacks Knock News Sites Off Internet" I've been trying to avoid posting any links that relate to the 'attacks' that happened last tuesday, but im only posting this one, cuz it mostly relates to those bitchy/bloated news sites, who got owned by an influx of curious people..

"MSNBC - SpyWare - Taking on Office Snoopers" heh, keep those ass sniffers at bay. This is a pretty leet article. give it a read.

"Excite - Queen Mother 'Amused' at Reports of Her Demise" heh, not many of you know, but its british law, that if you yell out "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" and anyone hears you, you can be punished by death. So mental note for anyone who's thinking about Visiting the UK and playing a joke :)

"FoxNews - Sacramento Spree Killer Ends Life After Slaying Five" alright, see, this is where people get all messed up. If your gonna go a on killing spree, thats fine. But if your gonna kill yourself at the end of it, you may as well, just kill yourself before you even start. Cuz thats the pussy way out, But its more acceptable then killing a bunch of people, and killing yourself. Thats just my opinion

"CyberNetMan - Zero Foot Print Desktop Computers" Whoa! this is cool and everything, but. the only purpose i could see would be a Lan Party PC. but, its got a pooey video card, but this is leet non-the-less.
Sent in by: Wolf-
"Atom and His Package" hahah, download his mp3's, this guy rules!
Sent in by: Brill
"Pravda.ru - Doctors Grew Penis on Guys Arm" uh.
Sent in by: Duicide
 
September 16th
"NewsFactor - U.S. Company To Import Chinese Computers" mmmm cheap computers...

"Excite - Startling Glow-In-The-Dark Salmon" heh. i thought this might related to those crazy japanese guys, who've altered the DNA of some fresh water fish, to make them glow in the dark, but no.. this is some bacteria or something that has phosphorescent properties.. cool non-the-less.

"Yahoo - Dem'Glowin'Fish" heh, when i realized that i hadn't posted the link to the glowy fish yet. i figured i'd better go find it :) heh

"The Toque - Why I Lost that Deathmatch" hehe, this rules. its a lemurs excuse list essentially :).

"Geocities - New Ibook" See, if compaq, or dell came out with a notebook like this, i'd be all over it. cuz this seems pretty mad-leet, cept for the fact that its a mac :)
Sent in by: p0ng
"File Planet - Personal Server Ad" haha! Anyone who's tried to download anything from FilePlanet without having your ass sniffed for information knows what this is all about. File Planet Sucks..
Sent in by: _Filth_
"HardOCP - Fuk Mi Buffet" *snicker*
Sent in by: Gid
 
September 15th
Alright! So last night, i was at my GF's place, sleeping. My truck parked out in a public parking lot, behind her house, This parking lot is notorious for having cars broken into. Well i thought i had the system beat, by leaving nothing exposed in my truck, and locking the doors. But to my surprize, some fucken piece of shit, decides "hey, theres a nice truck, im sure theres something good in the glove box, or under the tonow-cover (sp?), So he busts my passenger side window (i hear him doing this from my gf's bed room). i get dressed, head out there with a big fucken chip on my shoulder. i get out to my truck, everything that was in my truck is all over the outside of my truck now. things that were missing where, 1x 20cd case with 20cds, 1x radar detector, 3x misc. cd's, 1x owners manual. So i head off to hunt this motherfucker down. I see him, fucking around with someone elses car, trying to break in someones old shit saab. I confront him (as some police show up, my gf called them) he bolts, i chase him for 3-4blocks running (yeah and me with my busted knees). anyway just as im about to jump his ass and proceed to fuck his face, a cop car pulls up right in front of us, and he runs right into the car, and flips over the hood. The cop then proceeds to rape him. So it was good, cuz i got all my shit back, but i wanted to mount his head and make sure he never fucked with me again. but anyway, he's a repeat offender and he's been wanted for other crimes, etc. so long story short. DONT FUCK WITH A SKINNY WHITE COMPUTER GEEK WITH NOTHING TO LOSE! to quote VNV "your either for us, or against us, but we will win. Oh, and windows on Explorers are expensive to get fixed at 6am on a friday. after the dust settled, $504.00, but. I will find this guy when he gets outta jail, and i'll pull that money out of his, in strips.
.Creator

"MSNBC - Man Accused of Monitoring Estranged Wife's Computer Use" AH HA! So it appears that, if you use a program like BackOriface, to snoop into someones computer, that you can be held on Unauthorized computer access. Interesting...

"The Straight Dope - Can the Candiru Fish Swim Upstream into your Urethra?" this one article will keep me from peeing in any public water supply for the rest of my life.

"JerkCity - JerkBone" hahah Classic Jerk. Rux!.

"Excite - Prisoner Can Sue to Become Father by Mail" I hear the states side. and frankly i think that if conjugal visits are denied, then all sexual relations with the outside would should be cut off (although gang rapings in the shower is approved).

"Stephen Hawking Pro Wheel Chair 2" ok, this is not funny..
Sent in by: Pork
"Digital Blasphemy - USA Patrotic Wallpaper" Show your love for the USA by making your backgound leet.
Sent in by: Bosco