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 "FoxNews
- Sketch Becomes Sign of the Times" heh, we've all
seen it by now. but i had no idea it was so popular  |
| "Cutting
The Edge - ThinCRT is Coming" OoOooo Move over TFT,
this stuff sounds badass! (geek only). |
| "MSNBC
- Suit Hits Hot Post-Napter Network" wonderful.
all the MP3 File Sharing programs (napster, music city, kazaa, grokster)
will be mergig into one huge (monitored/fee based) system.. BRING ON
BIG BROTHER! I wonder if this would be considered a monopoly? :)
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| "Excite
- Hunchback's Hump Found in Church Raid" uh.. uh...
this is a pretty wierd. |
| "The
Federation of Astronomical and Geophysical dataanalysis Services (FAGS)"
hahahah, thats quite the acronym :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "Rate
Your Risk, Your Risk of Being Murdered" hehe, i
have a 30% chance of being murdered :) I'm supposed to stop drinking,
and take alternate routes to work :) Sent in by: Jimmy Mayhem
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| "Click2Houston
- Coroner: Object In Fruit Drink, Not Penis" bhahahahahahahahaha
(this is a followup to a link i posted earlier :) hehehe Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "USAToday
- Rogue Spear to Train Military to Tackle Terrorists"
well, if their using that to train the special forces, i should be a
commander already, since i bet i could totally smoke any of those army
dudes at RS. |
| "FoxNews
- Six Killed in GreyHound Crash After Passenger Slashes Driver's Throat"
uhmn.... what the hell is going on down there. everythings
all messed up in the US. |
| "Ugliest
Couch Home -- Contest" DO NOT LOOK DIRECTING AT
THE COUCHES!
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| "Excite
- Bundles of World Trade Center Mail Await Pickup"
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| "Amazon
- I Had a Frightmare" hahah, read the reviews. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Adding
and Subtracting" uhm.... uhm.... i dont know what
to say, these two guys are seriously fucked up.. Sent in by: Jimmy Mayhem
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| "Something
Wicked This Way Grows" Gothic Gardening! hahahahahha
Sent in by: Ssmeagol
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| "CNN
- Man Survives 5-Inch Nail in the head" *snicker*
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| "Supermarket
Slaves" bhahahah |
| "LiquidMedia
- 3D Pong" did i already post this? i remember playing
it at work, then i think i lost the link. but anyway. its a rad game,
sorry if its a repost :\. |
| "MSN
Tech - Game Critics Slam Violent 'Mods'" all i can
say is.. I've been playing counterstrike for hte past 8months, and i'll
kill these motherfuckers with my AK if i ever see them :) |
| "CNSNews
- Gore Sought Support of 'God Hates Fags' Creator in '88"
bhahah, anyone who's seen www.godhatesfags.com
knows what this is all about :) hehe. anyway, apparently like 12years,
Former Vice Prez. Gore supported the guy who owns the domain :) heheh Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "eBay
- FREE 20OZ. Coke Or Sprite -- 10 Caps" heh, looks
like people in NY are trying to unload everything :) Sent in by: Jimmy Mayhem
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| "LameSpy
- CarrotTop" please.. will someone kill carrot top.
he has to be the most untalented actor/comedian on the face of the planet...
well that and he looks funny.... Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Aaaha
Jokes - Dummy Jokes, Holding Brain" hehe, this is
the site where lame jokes die.. |
| "CNN
- FTC Shuts Down 'Deceptive' Web Sites" thank god.
i hate these fucken sites. they do nothing but piss me off, cuz then
i've gotta sit there in Taskmanager, closing all the fucken windows.
but yeah, the FTC rules. |
| "BodyPerks
- Nipple Enhancement" I get the feeling that these
wouldn't work for guys. |
| "The
Reflex Tester" heh, i know this is lame javascript,
but i could do this for hours. it also happens that i've been drinking
pretty heavily so far.. so my scores suck :\ |
| "A
Not So Uplifting Experience" OMG this is too funny
for me to ruin, read it now.! Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "ErrorWear"
haha, Geek Shirts kick ass. I just ordered like 4 of them. and im dying
for them to release the new ones. Sent in by: Witz
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| "The
Skin Head Hamlet" hehe, a modern day version of
hamlet, i wouldn't mind seeing this on the big screen :) with all modern
day slang and shizz :) Sent in by: Destru
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| "ILoveBacon
- Aaliyah We Hardly Newyah" hehehe its so subtle,
yet pronounced :) |
| "Eurekalert
- Prayer May Influence InVitro Fertilization Success"
uh yeah, and burning bibles will help you get into heaven. this sounds
a bit too rich for my blood. Believe it if you want, but I definatly
wanna see some conclusive evidence. |
| "Excite
- Man Mistaken for Elk, Killed by Brother" uh. I
think being mistaken for an elk would be the greatest insult. maybe
his brother was doing him a favor, by putting him out of everyone elses
misery :)
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| "MadBlast
- Alcohol Humor Warnings" *Snicker* |
| "RockyMountainNews
- Man Finds Human Penis in Bottle of Fruit Punch"
UH. IM NEVER DRINKING FRUIT PUNCH AGAIN. Sent in by: bmewz
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| "eBay
- I Will Kick Your Ass" *snicker* I've seen this
one floating around, but i hoped i could find an archive of it on ebay.
but alas, they've deleted it.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "The
Pop Vs. Soda Controversy" hehe, what a wonderful
waste of webspace. :) Sent in by: MrTangent
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| "MAXIM
- World O' Sex" heh Play Booty-Memory :) Its pretty
entertaining, especially at work. :) |
| "DesignTechnica
- Are You Wearing Your Cell Phone?" heh, this is
cool and all, but. what would a guy do if he wanted to "wear his
cell phone" i dont think this ear ring/necklace combo would work
very well :) |
| "MSNBC
- AMD Unveils New Duron Chip" the short of this
article is. BUY A COMPUTER NOW, WHILE PRICES ARE CHEAP! |
| "Excite
- Canada Policeman Suspended, Seen Aiding WTC Survivor"
ah yes. Leave it to the canadian police department, to penalize (huh,
i said penal) a police man, for rushing to the aid of thousands of wounded
New York'ians. |
| "The
All-Time Best of the Worst Country Song Titles"
OMG ROFL. These rule! cept i think they should have reversed the order,
so it would be a count down. but it still works. :) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Bin
Laden Liquors - The Game" heh, this is pretty fun,
course, it gets boring after like 2mins. but i love shooting the hostages..
:) Sent in by: St. James
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| "No
More AOL CDs" oh man, if i didn't need all my AOL
cd's for coasters, i'd be all over sending them to these guys. Sent in by: SixSicSix
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| "Wired
- New Gun Fires 'Lazer of Lead'" uh, 1 million rounds
per minute.. Uhhh.. |
| "Excite
- Woman Sues Boss Over Dumb Blonde Jokes" hahah,
owned. |
| "BearWhiz
- Merchandise" heh, if only they made Bear Whiz
Beer. i would definatly buy some. Just cuz you'd be leet, drinking Bear
pee :) hehe |
| "MSNBC
- Kournikova Virus Writer Sentenced" heh, this wouldn't
happen in the US or Canada. a first time Computer Offender getting a
slap on the wrist, They'd be turned into the example. Hell, they'd prolly
get the death sentence in Texas :). |
| "NorthWestAutoMall
- 4x4 Camaro" didn't i already post this? Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Synthetic
Pawn - Crunchy" *Shudder* Sent in by: Ender
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| "TheStranger
- What Drugs Taught Me" hahah, Although i can't
condone the use of drugs (since im not a user myself) If their anything
like Alcohol, Im sure they've gotta be good. Sent in by: Pnts
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