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 So,
today is halloween.. woooo. scary!. .Creator  
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| "iFoundaDuck.com"
for some unknown reason, this site is pissing me off to no
end.. i dunno why.. |
| "Excite
- Jailed Homosexual Loses Condom Plea in Court" ah
yes, this guy is crazy, that explains it. He's a total moron. excellent.. |
| "SpeedOptions
- Soccer Mom" ghahah |
| "OverClocked
Remix" OMG?! Remixed songs from ancient Video games?!
SAY IT AIN'T SO! Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Gaming
Age - Fixbox" heh, i was reading this the other
day, but forgot to post it, anyway a buddy of mine refreshed my memory.
thanks. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "All
Look Same.com" bhaha, Im an inverse genius when
it comes to identifying oriental's. 1/18 i think was my score. god i
suck Sent in by: Brill
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| "MSNBC
- Dell Readies its Cheapest PC Ever" heh, looks
like the slump in PC Sales, has brought some interesting propositions
to the table. i wouldn't mind picking up a barebones machine for 600usd..
:) |
| "No
More AOL CDs - Lic Mai Ahs" heh, you may not get
the joke right away, but say the name really slowly. |
| "Excite
- Judge Sentences Two Ohio Men to Dress as Women"
uhm, whats with all the wierd court rulings recently?. |
| "iFarted.com"
rofl
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| "UserFriendly
- Geek Marketers" hehe Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "KaZaA
- Winamp Plugin" heh, this seems pretty leet for
all your mp3 junkies. but chances are you've all heard about it. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Libertarian
Party - Come Join us" heh *no comment* Sent in by: Witz
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| Uuuugh.
I went out last night to a halloween party, and got totally hammed,
i woke up this morning with bright red eyes (and i wasn't even smoking..)
I feel like hell, but nothing a couple hours of puking can't fix.. bbl.
.Creator
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| "666
Calculator" damnit, i'm not satan incarnated.. :\..
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| "MSNBC
- Chrysler to Offer Wireless Phone Link" i dont
think im gonna drink anymore. *shudder*. |
| "Amazon
- Britney Spears Matted Star Photo" tom sellic rules. |
| "PorkChops
Don Key Love CD" i think this is funny, but my head
hurts.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Boston.com
- Art the Milky Way: Wyoming House Coated with 5 Tons of Cheese"
hang overs suck :\ Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "OverClockers.co.nz
- Mission Impossible.jpg" heh, Sent in by: Sirhugh
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| "CompUSA
- Pre order xbox" heh, 299.99$ usd isn't that bad,
i remember when PS2 came out, it was like 400-600$ usd. but yeah, i
dont think i'll order one of these, since i barely use my n64 anymore,
i think i grew out of the console "group". |
| "TryGive
- Evil on a Budget" bhahah this rules... |
| "Excite
- Bin Laden Mask Is Not Fun" heh, this is a followup
to the Bush vs Bin Lade Halloween Mask thingy i posted earlier last
week. |
| "Yahoo
Auctions - 2000 VW Beetle Official Pokemon Car"
if i had 25,000$, i'd buy this, just to burn it in effigy.. |
| "eBay
- Stile Project" NewsFlash, This just in, Stile
Sux.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Why
Judo is Better then Karate.mpeg" I've seen this
before, and its hilarious! Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "The
Times - Coffee Is Linked To Heart Disease" whoa!
i had no idea. check this shit out, its really short, but fairly informative.
Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| pardon
the small update, Im totally fucken exhausted. I think over the past
2 months, i've gotten about 60hours sleep. i think im gonna die... .Creator
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| "Yahoo
- Fossil of Monster Crocodile Found" OoOoOOo Neat..
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| "Tampon
Henge" this is just fucked up. |
| "MSNBC
- Army Backs Combat Video Games" this game will
either be the best game on the entire earth, or it will suck dick. its
hard to say, like, either it would be too much of a sim (with like 10902038
different key's to bind) or it'll be too simple like counter strike
(no offence to counter strike). |
| "So
You Want To Learn Japanese..." ghahah this rocks!
Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Excite
- Tourist Jailed for Oral Sex" oh yeah, read this,
its totally rediculous. Like, i'm dumbfounded just by reading it.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "The
Brick Testiment" hahah, more lego fun!. i've really
gotta go out and buy some new lego's.. I miss playing with them. and
mine are all scratched and dented, from years of over use.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "eBay
- 3DFX Voodoo5 - 6000 128meg Ram, 4xGPU SLI" and
why the fuck would anyone spend 2000$+ on a video card? |
"The
Quarter - Your Viking Name is..." heh, this is pretty
cool, a Viking Name Generator, check out what it spit out for me..
Your Viking Name is... |
| "MSNBC
- Start-up Making Linux-Windows Mix" now this article
says it all, it matches me to a Tee, If they can get DirectX to run
on a Linux Kernal, im switching OS's tommorow. |
| "Continuing
Education courses at Lake Washington Technical College"
uhm they have classes for StarCraft, Ginger Bread House Making, etc.
these are really goofy..
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| "CNN
- ArchBishop: Mother Teresa Underwent Exorcism"
yeah yeah yeah, i know this article is old, but im several thousand
links behind, you people send them in too quickly, but hey, dont stop
now. i'll sort through all these crappy links and get to the good ones..
:) Sent in by: Servo
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| "Scary
Squirrel World - The Voice of the Anti-Squirrel Coalition"
ROFLMAO Sent in by: Witz
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| "eBay
- Time Machine, Used, Some Rust" ghaha now this
rules. whoever had the time to put it together rocks. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Something
Awful - Body Diagram" hehe, wow something thats
actually funny, came from Something Awful.. It must be a pretty cold
day in hell today.. |
| "CNN
- NASA Wants Volunteers To Sleep!" damnit! Why wouldn't
they have notified me. i'd love to live in cali for 30days, while they
pay me to sleep. hell wheres the fringe benefits? free sex with hot
ladies?
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| "MSNBC
- U.S. Forces Pack Pocket Computers" bah! Palm Pilots.
everyone knows the Ipaq is where its at!. but their "militarized"
versions do sound pretty bad ass. |
| "CNet
- Ellison Reaps $706 Million from Options" heh,
now this guy knows how to play the stock options, read it, its mind
boggling.. |
| "The
Turin Erotic Papyrus" have i already posted this?.
anyway, its great, early pr0n.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "MadBlast
- Osama Bin Laden" heh, this rules. i love bush
on the drums :) hehe Sent in by: St. James
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| "InkTank
- Elmo.mpeg" bhahah, someone has way to much time
on their hands.. Sent in by: `Monsoon
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| "Telegraph
- Schools to show 'Cocaine and sex' film about jesus"
its a plot. from god. trying to win back the youth in the church.. Unless
they say its ok to swear in church, and smite people at random, i refuse
to go.. |
| "Excite
- Bin Laden, Bush Face Off at Hong Kong Toy Fair"
IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH! YEH! oh wait.. heh, this is about halloween masks,
but yeah, i dunno if being bin laden for halloween would be kosher or
not.. cuz i bet you'd get your ass kicked by some guy wearing the american
flag costume.. |
| "Sun
Herald - PETA Capitalizing on Jessie's Attack" bhahahah
the PETA Rocks! |
| "Ammo
Man - Sudden Impact" Whoa! Check out these pics,
their feersome..
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| "MilkSucks.com
- Milk Suckers" heheh, nothing like some animated
garbage pail kids. oh yeah and milk does suck! Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "Executive
Builders - Hummer" BHAHAHHAH Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "CampFeral
- Orange Thing" uhm there are some seriously fucked
up people on the net nowadays.. Shit eating isn't extreme anymore, its
these guys who hump lifesize plushies that freak me out now.. Sent in by: Iketurner
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| "AngelFire
- Windows XP" hah, I'm not quite sure if you all
will understand this, but Some warez Group "Devils Own" stole
a copy of WindowsXP on 08.29.01, and released it on the internet, anyway,
this is pretty funny imo :) |
| "Excite
- Funeral Sales Reps to Be Banned from Hospitals"
HAH! Now this is rough.. Nothing like preying on the innocent.. |
| "MSNBC
- Next-Generation Lego Robots" OoOoOOOOo These sound
fucking badass. i must get. lego rules.. |
| "Yahoo
- Man Killed in NC Shark Attack" DONT TAUNT THE
HAPPY FUN SHARK! THEY DO BITE... |
| "Rock
and Roll Confidential - Cool" ghahahah! The 80's
were a terrible time.. check out all the pics, some of them are actually
pretty funny :) Sent in by: Kanuscha
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| "StileProject
- Taliban Singles Online" wow, nothing like making
fun of ones culture and religion. *shrug* it sure is funny though.. Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "Mine.Nu
- Tokyo Water Park" heh, this is so subtly funny,
it rules.. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "The
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Erotic Fan Fiction Archive"
bahahahahahhah God i love erotic fan fare. its totally hilarious! |
| "Excite
- Anthrax Prank Against Teacher Backfires" ghahhah,
this is actually pretty funny. Like, could the class have been that
difficult, the student couldn't have just skipped class?.. kids today,
they're fricken retards.. |
| "Segfault
- Game Tester Fired for Spreadsheet Usage" ROFL,
this has to be a joke. |
| "MSNBC
- Intel Axing Consumer Electronics Unit" when i
first read this headline, i was like "uuh, no more consumer CPUs?!?!"
but no, their just cancelling all their crappy webcam's and TV top boxes..
no big deal.. |
| "eBay
- Gay Lunchbox-Showering GI's WWII Poster Art" ghahahahahah Sent in by: Katester
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| "MNFTIU.cc
- Get Your War On" hehe, theres a bunch of funny
cordmics from these guys, but be careful, theres a good number of them
that suck terribly.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "FurBid
- Yiffy's Plushie Items" oh my. this guy is fucked
up Sent in by: Pope-CXE
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