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 "CampChaos
- Britney Spears vs. Christine Aguilera" GHAHAHAH.
This is hilarious! 
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| "MyCareer
- Court Asked to Decide Who's The Real Yahoo" heh,
i knew this was coming.. cept i thought it would have happened like
2years ago.. |
| "News.Telegraph
- Ebola-Style Killer Virus Sweeps Afghan Border"
oh, the Afghans think they're so cool sending Anthrax, Feer the US's
retailation :) (just another conspiracy theory of mine) |
| "Snopes2
- C-3P Oh" ghahah |
| "Redneck
Vampire" ROFLMAO! This is so retarted! Sent in by: Xian
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| "The
MegaPenny Project" yay for people who have WAY too
much time on their hands :) Sent in by: Satan
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| "PartyShades
- We Hate Terrorists Merchandise" Damnit, these
homo's stole my idea... Sent in by: Witz
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| "JerkCity
- RealNetworks" ROFL |
| "Ananova
- Cloning Laws in Japan to Allow Human-Animal Mix" hah,
Bring on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. :) |
| "FuckUsama.com"
It was only a matter of time.. Some people have way too much
time on their hands (kinda like me, but gayer :). |
| "Wired
- This Hack's Sights Set on AIM" NEWSFLASH, THIS
JUST IN. AOL SUX!
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| "AudiWorld
- Eclipse" SCOTTY WE NEED MORE STICKERS! god this is
hideous... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Sailor
Moon?!?!?!?" WTF?! Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "NationalPost
- Dogs Set Ablaze as Warning to Taleban's Opposition" uh.
yeah. This wouldn't scare me. Hell, its just pissing me off having to
read about it.. Sent in by: Pope-cXe
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| "Excite
- Motorola Creates Gas-Powered Cell Phones" uhm
Stinky Cellphones? I think i'll pass.. |
| "CNet
- Ad-Aware 5.62 Download" if you guys havn't downloaded
this already, do it now, install it, and run it. it sniffs your computer
for spyware, and eliminiates it. its badass.. |
| "www.mailpoop.com"
ROFLMAO
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| "BBCNews
- Baby Bones in Nuclear Tests" uh. uh........ I
have nothing to say about this... Im dumbfounded. |
| "Ananova
- Explorers to Wear Condoms to Stop Fish Swimming Up their Penises"
uhm if the fish is attracted to urine.. YOU COULD JUST STOP PEEING IN
THE WATER?! Sent in by: Servo
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| "TopGun
is Gay" bhahah (oh and watch for madgay window spawns
too :\ Sent in by: Mithrus
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| "John's
Website - CabinShoot" rednecks with pumpkins, i
never would have thought, that it would have come to this.. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "FuckMicrosoft.com
- Hidden Files" bhahahahha
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| "Excite
- Move Over Barbie, Playboy Launches Playmate Dolls" OMG
I SO WANT ONE OF THESE (cuz playing with dolls is cool!.. uh. yeah....
im gay) |
| "The
Inquirer - Oracle Boss Offers Free Software for New ID Cards"
i still say, everyone needs a GPS transmitter shoved up their asses.
Dont knock it. You may enjoy it..
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| "KungFu
Chess" I have no time to try this now. But i'll
definatly check it out tommorow. Anyway this could be good, so give
it a shot (cuz it sounds interesting :) |
| "Joannaroguska.com"
Alright, I've seen millions of websites in my time, but this has to
be one of the most hideous.. can anyone even get the links to work? Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Nasa.gov
- Redneck Swimming Pool" uhh. why is this on nasa.gov
???? Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "MSNBC
- Access Denied" uuh. i know im a bit late on this
one, but im still sifting through the thousands of links you guys keep
sending in (ps, dont stop, keep sending'em in.. ) Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "Bin
Boy Before Shaving" hehe. I knew it all the time
:) |
| "Excite
- Club Patron Sues Reckless Stripper" bhahahah this
is too funny to be real :) |
| "MSNBC
- Audi Offers A4 With CVT Technology" k, this is
what i dont understand. kids nowadays are in love with automatics (except
those ricer kids, who love there 1.7litre hondas) but anyway, back to
the point, I want to feel my car shift, I want it to throw my ass in
my seat at the beginning of ever gear.. but thats just me i guess... |
| "Wired
- Underground Sea in Jupiter Moon?" heh, this is
cool and everythign.. but who cares?.. |
| "The
Spud - Top 10 Sick Acts" uuh, this is some freaky
shit.. Sent in by: _Filth_
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| "They've
even got Grounds Keeper Willy Teachin French(wav)" The
Simpsons Rule. I've been looking for this wave for ages now.. Sent in by: Bosco
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| "BBCNews
- Robot Slug Killer Ready to Roll" heh, ITS ALMOST
READY! SOON WE WILL HAVE HUMANKILLER ROBOTS! Sent in by: Jormngndr
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| "Do
Yourself a Favor" hahahah I'm gonna have to make
me a bunch of these shirts :) |
| "Excite
- Cult Says It Was First To Clone Embryos" blah
blah blah. until im allowed to clone myself (with some kinda Home Cloning
Kit), i couldn't care less |
| "MSNBC
- IBM Supercomputer Falls to No. 2" supercomputing....
this is cool and everything. but i still think a cheap beowulf cluster
would easily out perform this peice of crap compaq. |
| "Wired
- The Many Faces of Online Girls" OoOo, Heres an
interesting article, kinda makes you wonder, why it appears theres more
men pretending to be girls online, then there is ACTUAL girls online:).
heh |
| "ESPN
- Gallardo Shocked by Spanish Federation Probe"
bhaha. I dont understand why he'd do this.. but its hilarious. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "AZCentral
- Boy Beaten to Death By Father for Being Unable to Count to 100"
k, i know this isn't funny, but checkout the kids name "DONGDONG"
GHAHAH Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Welcome
To My Trailerpark Page" heh. i know i've posted
this before, but the original site went down, so its back up under a
new host. check it out its still pretty funny Sent in by: _Missy_
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| "Access
Atlanta - Pike Pair Charged in False Report of Death in Twin Towers
Disaster" this is pretty clever, but ultimatly stupid.. |
| "CNN
- Intel Sees Breakthrough With New Transistor" this
sounds cool, BUT WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE IT IMPLEMENTED!?~ |
| "Excite
- And the Worlds Sexual Power is." big surprize,
its the fucken US. My question is, where does canada fall into? since
i know im WAY over the average of 124 times per year, hell im sure im
5x over that (cuz im such a sex machine). |
| "BitzBox
- Simpsons 40k Conversion" I dont think this could
possibly get any geeky-er.. |
| "YPL
Interviews: James Brown, Bob Dylan, and Beaker from the Muppets"
hah. cept i always thought beaker said "meep meep" not "mee
mee" maybe im wrong. Sent in by: _Missy_
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| "Channel
Cincinnati - Dog's Call to 911 Results in Drug Arrest"
ghahah, heres another one of these "Too funny to be true, but it
is" type stories :) Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Revolution
in Knee Socks" OMG This site fucken rules.. Read
it. its so true.. Sent in by: Marc M.
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