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 "Bonsai
Kitten Christmas Card" In the spirit of xmas, Send
this one around. :)  |
| "Toyko
Motor Show - Mercedes F400 Carving" this is quite
possibly the coolest car i've ever read about. hell it even looks badass. |
| "AsciiFarts
- Do Not Feed the Trolls" *snicker*. |
| "Type
R Kitty" ghahha, Rice Your Pets Today! |
| "Microsoft.com
- PatOrbitsCharlotte.gif" i dont get it?. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "FingerBoarding"
holy crap nutz. watch some of the mpeg video, these guys are pretty
feersome.. Sent in by: Filth187
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| "Chrissy
and Steve - CarolRyan.gif" ROFL, if i ever have
kids, i hope their as cool as "ryan". :) Sent in by: Skace
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| "Cousin
Couples.com" this is soooo wrong. |
| "CNN
- Double Pregnancy 'act of god'" uh. uh uh.... this
has to be the first time i've ever heard of anything like this? you've
gotta read it to believe it. |
| "C|net
- FBI Raids Cripple Software Pirates" uhm you'd
think that the FBI would be looking for Osama Bin Laden or something,
not busting kids with CDburners.. |
| "ABCNews
- NASA Plans Mighty Morphing Plane" OoOoO this sounds
bad-ass.. but once again, we wont see it in any consumer application
for YEARS! |
| "Incriminati
the Game" heh, this is pretty cute, its a game where
you have to hide all the bad stuff in a bedroom, before your parents
come in for a visit. :) Sent in by: _RAM
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| "Surprising
New Findings Link Sexual Practices to Staying Slim"
BHAHHAHAHA Oh man, i've already sent this to my gf. we'll see what she
says :) Sent in by: Kalied
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| "Thinking
of you" GHHAAHAHAHHA, This is so NOT WORK SAFE..
but its hilarious! Sent in by: Papercut
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| Alright,
So some of you have heard that I was laid off yesterday, Well, you heard
correctly. I am now unemployed, yes. you may remember me going out to
montreal, on business, well, it seems that they waited till I got back
to fire everyone in Tactical Operations. Fuckers. anyway, If any of
you out there, happen to have job openings, for tech people, feel free
to toss me an email with the contact info, and i'll send a resume in.
Oh, and if for some reason my creator@technine.net email addr, starts
bouncing emails, forward the error emails to creatorx@rogers.com .Creator
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| "MSNBC
- E-Mail spam seen surging in 2002" oh god. i think
i'm gonna start getting like totally random emale addrs. since im beyond
tired of spam. |
| "The
Mystery of Britney Spears Breasts" ROFL |
| "The
Honolulu Advertister" ouch, looks like Square Soft.
is taking a beating, or atleast the movie making department is. |
| "tZero
- Fastest accelerating Electro-Car" too bad it looks
like something barbie would drive.. Sent in by: Davis
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| "The
Insanity Test" uh yeah, this is so last week.. but
according to this, im insane :\ Sent in by: Smash0r
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| "Diesel
Sweeties - Your Hot Human Ass" hehe, i gotta remember
this, when my girly asks me what i wanna do :) Sent in by: Pr0phitznitz
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| "eBay
- Space Quest Collection I - VI Plus Walkthroughs"
OMG! I dont believe someone would actually pay that much money for old
crappy games.. I should inventory all my shit, since i know i have all
the Police Quests, plus a couple walkthroughs, just to see how much
i could get on ebay for'em..
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| "JapanToday
- New Robot Fido, Doubles as Dildo" ROFL, it was
only a matter of time before someone trained and modded their AIBO to
be a vibrator.. although, at 2500$ it is a pretty expensive vibrator..
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| "CNN
- D'oh University Offers Simpsons Studies" heh,
See, now its stuff like this that actually makes me wanna go to back
to school. but then i realized, i could just sit and watch the simpsons
the 40times its on per day, and get the same education. |
| "JerkCity
- SMTP" Now, This is funny. |
| "ChoppingBlock
- Butch and Algebraic Expressions" haha, This is
so me.. Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Google
- 20 Year Archive now Available" whoa! now this
is wierd history.. Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "Thomas
Zupko's Ass Clowns 3: The Perversions of Osama Bin Laden"
this is definatly *NOT* work safe. so dont even think about it, if your
at work. Sent in by: Greedo
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| "Yahoo
- Groom Chokes to Death on Bride's Finger Nail" I
know this *SHOULDN'T* be funny. but *snicker* HAH. i mean.. uh.. heh.. |
"FoxNews
- Docs: Tongue Piercing Led to Brain Infection"
ROFL.
Tongue piercing, a daring act said to enhance kissing and oral sex, emerged on the club scene among teens and trendy youth in the early '90s. Janet Jackson, Mel B from the Spice Girls and Malcolm-Jamal Warner from The Cosby Show have all sported pierced tongues.Theo Huxtable must be gay then |
| "Graham
Baker's Navel Fluff Page" you know what scares me..
If you shower regularly, you never get belly button fluff, so this jerk
must not shower regularly, which explains why he has so much time to
pick at his belly button, since no one wants to hang around a stinky
guy..
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| "MSNBC
- Detecting BioTerrorism" wow, a medical database.
where you plug in your symptoms, and it tells you what you have.. you'd
think this would have been designed ages ago........ |
| "Ananova
- 'Cold' Turned out to be Cockroach in Ear" *Shudder*..
Sent in by: ^Doom
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| "Rotten.Com
- The Mother of all Sandcastles" yet again, fairly
tasteless. Sent in by: Ani and _missy_
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| "Slang
Dictionary" hahah, I love the Pebbles Definition
:) Sent in by: Marc M.
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| "USAToday
- Hackers Take Up Larry Ellison's Challenge" Larry
Ellison is a sack of shit. He's trying so hard to be Microsoft. just
read it, he's so pompous. |
| "FoxNews
- Ex-Postal Worker Peppers People with Pocupine Poop"
rofl. i love this kinda stuff. its so bizarre. heh |
| "Wired
- Wham Bam Thank you Spam" well son of a bitch.
I wish i lived in Washington. Cuz I'd be rich. I must get over 300 emails
to my hotmale account, and its all spam, infact, i havn't recieved a
non-spam related message (to that account) in over 2years.. |
| "Furious
George and the Cross-Country Crime Spree" hehehe,
feer my score of 2000 :) |
| "Sex
For One Genital Art" *snicker* I don't know what
to say. First off, this prolly isn't work save (its border line, but
i wouldn't risk it). and uh. I'd like to think I've seen a good number
of womens genitals. but theres a couple in here that could be described
as "spooky-poon".. Sent in by: Ani and _missy_
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| "VP215.com"
Yah for Gino boy Bands. God. When will this stop? I'm totally sick of
having every different flavor of boy bands on the radio and on TV. DIE
DIE DIE DIE! Sent in by: Marc M.
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| "Rice
of the Week - Mitsu Air Filter" uh yeah, i bet when
the guy was doing this to his VR4 he was like "YEH THIS WILL GIVE
ME 10000 HP!" when in reality, his air filter is gonna be pelted
with so many rocks, that it will eventually stop filtering correctly,
and his engine will be filled with dust and dirt. hense, he's a retart..
Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "JerkCity
- The Mix Tape" pantsux.. k naptime. |
| "Havoc
Christmas" OMG, this game rules. after i take a
nap, and attempt to recover from my trip, i'll have to play this hardcore.
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| "Netscape
- Topless UK School Calender Too Sexey for Some" hehe,
now my question is.. where can i purchase this "calender"
online? i mean *cough* *cough* Sent in by: Marc M.
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| "Dreamcast
- Stephen Hawking Pro WheelChair 2" tasteless, yet
humorous hehe. Sent in by: _missy_
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"Prison
Bitch Name Generator 2" OoOo, the sequel to the
popular Prison bitch name generator :) and holy shit, it actually generated
my CORRECT prison bitch name..
Your Prison Bitch Name is: Fat Boy the Demon Cock of Hell*snicker* Sent in by: SkidMarkz
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| "The
Onion - The Segway" rofl. color me impressed, The
Onion is actually funny.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Fake
Pilot.com" Yet another one of these Websites thats
super cool, but you wont know what its all about until after the 3minute
flash intro :) Sent in by: Satan
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