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December 31st
"CuteAngels" SEIZURE WARNING. if you dont die from this, it will definatly give you a killer headache..

"RealNetworks Delivery - BUFFERING" ROFL. anyone who's ever used any of RealNetworks products should understand why this is funny :)

"NewGrounds - Eddie" GHAH! Wait for the icecream scene :)

"Toiletduk.net - Fuck Shit Piss" i dont get it.. but the ending is kinda funny..

"GrimCity - Cloud10" hah. now this is funny.
Sent in by: Noumenon
"I Love Spinach.com" A website dedicated to the love of spinach?! I guess i've seen everything now...
Sent in by: _missy_ (Happy belated birthday!)
"Fag.txt" k, this text file shit is getting out of hand. anyway, this TXT is really an image. its in russian or something but. i love how they throw in english words :)
Sent in by: Hee-la
 
December 30th
"GeekNews - Qualcomm's Secrets Disappear" rofl, and this is what happens when you leave an unattended laptop in a crowded area.

"CNN - Inside the World Trade Center - After the attacks" this is almost creepy..

"ElectroTank - Air Hockey" air hockey is either, super cool, or uber faggy, it depends on the day i guess. :)

"eBay - Cursing Cell Phone Lighter" buh?

"Yahoo - World's Funniest Joke Revealed" uhm im not laughing.
Sent in by: Servo
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien - Transcript" ghahaha. this rules.
Sent in by: Brill
"ThickCaulk.com - I'm In Heaven" uhm someone should really tell this guy that he's not cool.
Sent in by: Beavnuts
 
December 29th
"Yahoo - IBM Takes Tiny Steps in Advancing Quantum Computing" this is really cool, but. we will never see this in the consumer market.

"We Are Robots .com" heh. now this is good, i have yet to watch all the movies, but the angry robot rules.

"eeTimes - NeuroChips Detect Brain's Reaction To Learning" OooOoOo Neuro Chips, Now this sounds leet..

"Rest Home Fighter" OMG This rocks. i wish it would come out for a console, or like, be openGL accelerated or something, cuz thats the only way it could rule more.

"Letter to Santa - Mommy and Daddy Fighting" heh, yet another funny pseudo xmas letter
Sent in by: Treaps
"Konstructiv.net - Kitty" uh, theres something really creepy about this.. I can't put my finger on it, OH WAIT ITS THE CAT WITH THE FLASHING EYES!
Sent in by: Iscariot
"Reuters - Santa Shoots Woman" heh, this is funny and distrubing at the same time.
Sent in by: Maxtype
 
December 28th
"www.WeWillKillYou.com" uhm yet another webpage, that i dont get...

"WinFormant - Al Qaeda Allegedly Hacked Microsoft" Rofl.. Uh yeah.. right,..

"HardOCP - Fan Case" you know,. i think people like this actually have a problem. its like those Ricer kids, who put stickers and shit on their hondas, etc.. anyway, if your going to go through this much trouble to cool your machine, why not just put it in a fridge?, and carry the fridge around...

"Hoochie Mama.mpe" Oh god. this is pretty nasty. No nudity, but one big booty..

"Letter to Santa - Raphael is a homo" GHAHAH
Sent in by: Witz
"Logitech Wingman - Save $0.01" *snicker* Advertising at its best
Sent in by: Usteppin
"GeorgiaStateUniv - Web Controllable Campus Cam" this is quite possibly the coolest thing i've ever seen.. infact, i wanna get one of these cameras, cuz they rock!
Sent in by: Bosco
 
December 27th
"Yahoo - Tom Green Files For Divorce from Drew Barrymore" Oh, looks like someone doesn't like kissing a poo-eater.. and yes. jokes about cocks do tend to get old after a week or so..

"Wired - Why Gold Fish Might Turn Blue" heh, now this is a pretty cool idea, Make fish do the dirty work..

"Miami Herald: Barbasol Bandit Was Dumb, But Neatly Shaven" ROFL, this rocks!

"Geek.com - Microsoft Granted Patent for DRMOS" great.. more big brother shit from MS..
a computerized method for a digital rights management operating system comprising: assuming a trusted identity; executing a trusted application; loading rights-managed data into memory for access by the trusted application; and protecting the rights-managed data from access by an untrusted program while the trusted application is executing.
Sent in by: Sirhugh
"BBIAgent.com" wow, had i know this, like a couple months ago, i wouldn't have gone out and bought a linksys router for my cable modem..
Sent in by: Doom^
"Slashdot - Bruce Campbell Answers Your Questions" Bruce Campbell rocks the mic. he needs to be in more movies, cuz any movie he's in, kick ass.
Sent in by: Brill
 
December 26th
"Dancing Paul" isn't that cute, he's wearing a Santa Hat.. God i hate those hats..

"Yahoo - German Firm Probes Final World Trade Center Deals" now heres an interesting conspiracy :).

"Washington Post - Student Bloopers in A Class By Themselves" Now, this is something i should have asked for, for xmas. cuz this book sounds like it rules :) and notice, what UNIV (Toronto) some of the material was gathered at :) yeah.. color me surprized. I know tons of idiots who are still going to UofT.

"JerkCity - Jingle Dicks" jerkcity is fucked up..

"Grand Junction Fire Department - FAQ About Firesetting Youths" ghaha, if you actually read this, you'll see how proposterist (drunk sp?) this really is..
Sent in by: Joey S.
"NinjaBurger - You WILL Experience the Ninja Burger" if only this place really existed, i'd totally give up burger king for it..
Sent in by: Rob
"PlanetEntropy.net - Wolfenstien Nude Elite" ah yes, a mod, isn't complete without a pearl necklace.. :)
Sent in by: |TchorT|
 
December 25th
I want to wish all my readers a merry christmas, and a happy holidays, i know what i'll be doing tonight, getting really drunk, and passing out next to my computer attemping to play Return to Castle Wolfenstien. heh. We all celebrate in different ways :)
.Creator

"Telegraph - Is Santa Flying High on Magic Mushrooms" uhm, this has to be the stupidest article i've read today...

"UserFriendly - Lord of the Chocolate" yet another moderatly funny comic from UserFriendly, Color me surprized :)

"MSNBC - Comic" hehhe, I DONT SEE A McDONALDS! OR A STARBUCKS! THIS COMIC IS SO FAR OFF IT ISN'T FUNNY!

"Fetish of Woman's Farts" k, if you get prompted to install the japanese language pack, dont bother, theres enough wierd english here for you to read.. wierd.....
Sent in by: Atlaz
"eBay - Bizarre 70's Sex Education Video for Mentally Handicapped" ROFL
Sent in by: Hee-la
"Pieces of Eight - All Amputee SkyDiving Team" heh, this is a pretty clever name, for an all amputee sky diving team. :)
Sent in by: Pop-cXe
 
December 24th
Ah yes. Christmas Eve. we all know what that means, time to cut down a pine tree, and wrap all the presents in news print. ugh..
.Creator

"Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Wanna Be a Glam Rock Superstar?" hehe, this is pretty neat, its a Glam Rock Name generator. it said my rockname was "Rebel God" feer

"Monkey Magic Attack" i dont get it?..

"www.fattyfatty.com - the porn site" for the love of everything holy. DONT CLICK THIS LINK!. (unless your into overweight women..) and be very weary of pop-up windows..

"The Adventures of Happy the Cat" this is quite possibly the most disturbing thing i've seen all day, (minus the fat nekkid ugly chicks from the site above..
Sent in by: Dirk_
"USPS.GOV - How to pack a Hippo" yeah, i know, i've posted this before, but its still funny :)
Sent in by: Satan
"AB4 Comics - Garfield" wow, theres nothing like a racist Garfield comic........ its almost funny, until the last pane, cuz i dont think Garfield is jewish....
Sent in by: Hee-la
 
December 23rd
"MSNBC - FBI Urges Extra Caution with XP Bug" and this is why i believe that you should never install an Operating System, until theres atleast 1 Service Pack out for it. cuz this XP Security shit is just rediculous.

"MBARINews - Unkown Deep Sea Squid Recorded by Tiburon" Whoa. its too bad this isn't a GIANT squid, cuz these little guys are pretty cool, I wouldn't mind if they started taking over the world, cuz they look soo rad.. pretty bad-ass.

"CNN - WebSite Offers Vintage Tech Gifts for Geeks" hehe, i'd still kill for an old Sun Sparc Station, with like multi processors and shizz. but i guess i'll have to wait till next xmas to ask for that.

"JerkCity - Goodbye Poke" I'm not sure if anyone out there will find this funny, but i chuckled at it :)

"Disturbing Xmas Card" k, i had to do a local mirror of this, and its pretty big 870k so it may take some time to load up. its not that wierd. but it is pretty disturbing.
Sent in by: Eric R.
"Victor's Photo Album" some people just arn't sexy. this one doesn't get good until around the Fourth Album (on the right hand side)
Sent in by: _missy_
"SuperFancy.com" I dont really get it, but its some kinda wanna be radio station, but the flash is cool. so yeah
Sent in by: Satan
 
December 22nd
"JailBait Clock - The Olsen Twins" yes, and i bet they'll pull a britney, and get their tits done when their 17... Kids today have no respect for their bodies.

"The Top 680 Sampling Groups" OMG THIS FUCKEN RULES. i can't believe someone went through all this trouble. I can remember watching movies, and playing the "who sampled that?" or "name the song that had that sample in it?" it ruled. but this is a total cheat sheet to that game.

"MegaTokyo - Mullet Gear Solid 2" *snicker*

"BBCNews - Deal to Free Russian Programmer" oh please. e-books are such a rip off anyway, people convert books to .txt files, and dump them around the internet all the time, why should i have to pay for one, when i can either, read it on the net, or borrow it from the library (not that my library card is even valid anymore).

"Twang Me Monkey" k, this is just silly. but im sure it will lose its entertainment factor, after the first 5mins.
Sent in by: Spectre
"Welcome to Black Jesus Action Figures Web Page" ROFL! Check out the "episodes" :)
Sent in by: Skace
"Paper Car Models" whoa! if i still had a color printer (like the one i had at my *PREVIOUS* job) I'd totally be all over printing these out, and putting them together. maybe even do crash simulators, with real crash damage and blood and stuff. that would be rad.
Sent in by: Smash0r
 
December 21st
"Bonsai Kitten Christmas Card" In the spirit of xmas, Send this one around. :)

"Toyko Motor Show - Mercedes F400 Carving" this is quite possibly the coolest car i've ever read about. hell it even looks badass.

"AsciiFarts - Do Not Feed the Trolls" *snicker*.

"Type R Kitty" ghahha, Rice Your Pets Today!

"Microsoft.com - PatOrbitsCharlotte.gif" i dont get it?.
Sent in by: Hee-la
"FingerBoarding" holy crap nutz. watch some of the mpeg video, these guys are pretty feersome..
Sent in by: Filth187
"Chrissy and Steve - CarolRyan.gif" ROFL, if i ever have kids, i hope their as cool as "ryan". :)
Sent in by: Skace