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 "Yahoo
- Suspended Priest 'Does Not Believe in Xmas'" uh,
i dont know how i missed this one, i must have fallen asleep at the
browser on the 24th of december :)   |
| "SFGate
- Pasties Protest In Mormon Land" haha, Pasties.
hahaha. |
| "RateMyMullet.com"
hah, Yet another "rate my Stuff" site. kinda funny. I love
how the top mullet is not only a redneck, but a midget too. that rules.
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| "Sacbee
- Concerts to Raise Money For Battle Against Record Companies"
what the funk? bands fighting they're record companies. im sure this
is a publicity stunt or something. |
| "eBay
- Star Trek: TNG Lunch Box Signed by Wil Wheaton"
heh, I love STTNG when it was on, But wil wheaton has really washed
up. Selling autographed everything on ebay. Nothing like cashing in
on a name. (take note: if you look under his other auctions, he's selling
all forms of star trek memorabilia autographed by him. what a homo Sent in by: Brill
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| "Ghetto
Scooter.com" rofl, I love the "High Performance
Bearings" :) heheh Sent in by: _missy_
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| "DeathSauce"
hehe, once i get a job, im totally gonna have to buy some of this shit. Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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| "Wired
- Judge OKs FBI Keyboard Sniffing" YAYA for big
brother.. |
| "FoxNews
- Setting Sail on a Giant, Floating City" uh, this
is cool and everything, but i just wouldn't feel comfortable having
all my worldy possessions, on something so liquid as water. and my question
is.. what will they do for internet access?
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| "JerkCity
- Talkin' Tolkien" ROFL. |
| "Excite
- Heavy School Bag Pulls Boy to His Death" uh i
hate to be a dick. but serves this kid right. you should never put 20lbs
on your back, if you can't handle it. |
| "Toiletduk.net
- Daft Punk Nintendo" this is kinda hard to explain,
just click the link, and give it a minute to load up. its pretty cool
:) Sent in by: Cytezen J
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| "BBCNews
- Teenager Cashes in on the Euro" heh. gotta love
it when people screw up on conversions :) Sent in by: Lord High Commander
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| "GlobalGasm.com"
haha, the idea of a "Global Orgasm" is interesting :) no comment.
heh Sent in by: _missy_
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| Alright.
So i saw a bunch of movies over the past couple of days. including LOTR,
and Training Day. and I know im gonna get some hate mail for this. but
LOTR fucken sucked. all the action scenes were cut way too close (you
couldn't see what was going on) the special effects were mediocre at
best, you could see the Anti-alias "jaggies" on everything
that was digitally added. and if you watch it closely, the size of the
hobbits, and the humans (the ratio) keeps changing. like in the beginning,
Gandolf is almost 16feet tall (When he's in the house), and by the end,
Froto almost comes up to his shoulder. You'd think they'd check this
shit before releasing the movie. ah well. .Creator
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| "BBCNews
- 'Mystery' Squid Delights Scientists" heres a followup
to the cool squid article i posted like a couple weeks ago. |
| "C|net
- Microsoft Sues Linux Start-up Over Name" heh.
Nothing like MS getting all touchy when someone borrows a bit of their
trademark'd name.. |
| "FTC.gov
- zMax Performance Claims Unsubstantiated" hah,
looks like all those infomercials were total bullshit. I almost believed
that shit too.. Glad i didn't buy any of this snake oil though. |
| "Am
I THIS or Not?" hehe, some of these are actually
pretty good. I like the Cheerleader magnet one :) Sent in by: _missy_
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| "CBSNews
- Long Island Mother Accidentally puts nail glue in daughters eye"
oh god. some people are retarted.. Sent in by: DirectorSG
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| "The
Register - Porno Paymaster CCBill Hacked Hard" ouch..
glad i never pay for porn on the net :) Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "FoxNews
- New Hole in AOL Instant Messenger, Lets Hackers Take Over"
heh, Heres a followup to the security hole in AIM.. |
| "The
Sun - *NSync in Episode 2?" oh god. its now official.
George Lucas is a fucking faggot. As if Episode 1 wasn't *THE SHITTIEST*
movie ever made, George Lucas now attempts to out do himself, by adding
the most homosexual actors to Episode 2.. See above link.. |
| "CNN
- FBI Reverses Advice over Windows XP Vulnerability"
hah, looks like even the FBI can be bought. I suspect Bill Gates will
be carrying a large duffle bag full of money over to the quantico. |
| "Excite
- Robbers Bungle Heist, Steal Wrong Machine" GHAH!
Nothing like stealing a glorified printer, when you think your getting
several hundred thousand in Euros' :) |
| "JerkCity
- Flash Light(S)" i can't tell. is this funny? Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Heartless-Bitches.com"
ROFL! Now every guy who's beat fucked by a girl (not literally,
well, maybe) has got to check this out. And you've gotta check out the
"How
To Fuck up a Relationship" section, it rocks!. Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Skate
Park Session" Whoa. this rules.. but you gotta install
that Wild Tangent plugin thingy, if you havn't already. Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Excite
- India to Camouflage Taj Mahal in Case of War"
alright, i hate to be a sarcastic bastard, but the taj mahal is like
the size of 4 football fields. and its surrounded by gardens and shit.
how a fighter jet would miss it, even if it was covered by "Olive
Green Drab" i dont know. |
| "MSNBC
- 2001's Top Images of Space Flight" wow, if these
are the top 10 pics of 2001, i think nasa needs to invest in more film,
cuz those pics fucken suck. seriously, i think theres like 1 neato picture
out of the bunch. |
| "Worthless
Word for the Day" ah yes. yet another "thing
of the day" type site. its kinda cool, cuz its a total waste of
bandwidth to view it :). |
| "PennyArcade
- Links 2001 Online" hah! Stroke-Bot! Penny Arcade
rules..
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| "You
Damn Kid - Scary Dreams" hehe, this is one of those
wierd, kinda funny comics :) check it out.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "How
to Have Your Abstract Rejected" rofl. Now this is
cool, "How to Fail" rocks! Sent in by: _missy_
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| "Building
Jump.gif" k, you guys should know by now, that i
dont post pics of dead people or any sick shit like that. but this is
a cartoony type thing. its fairly well done, it makes me wonder if it
was rotoscoped or something. but yeah, im only posting this cuz its
very well done. Sent in by: Smash
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| "MSNBC
- 101,000 Internet Jobs Lost This Year" uh, tell
me something i dont know.... |
| "Exuberance.swf
- YATTA!" oh god. more yatta... why the hell is
colin mockery in all these wierd flash anime's. |
| "How
do you keep an idiot waiting" ha ha ha. this is
so old, it hurts me to actually load it up.. |
| "CNN
- AOL Glitch Blocks Harvard Admissions Emails" uhm,
This is why you should never trust any information; infact, dont rely
on them to do anything right. AOL sucks.. |
| "Gay.com
- BYU Suspends Students for "Same-sex Attraction""
now this is too funny to believe.. I'm telling ya, those
mormons are evil... Sent in by: Ceruosaur
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| "Diesel
Sweeties - Stereotyping Canadians" *snicker* Sent in by: Formant
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| "Breaking
News - U.S. Deploys Imperial Forces to Afghanistan"
now this is my kinda news.. Sent in by: witz
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| HAPPY
NEW YEAR! (or something, im way too drunk.. i think im gonna stop drinking--for
about 6hours.) :) .Creator
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| "Fight4.swf"
I'm pretty sure I've posted this in the past, but it still rules. i've
been playing it all morning.. |
| "Newgrounds
- Mickey Likes it" heh, k this one kinda sucks,
cuz you have to sit there, and listen to the stupid music at the beginnning,
then you have to listen to the backstreet boys. but its kinda funny
heh.
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| "Washington
Post - Fla. Man Kills Mother in Accident" now this
is irony for ya. mom is out doing community service, out of the kindness
of her heart, and her stupid son comes drag racing around, and smacks
right into her car, killing her (And a friend). Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "The
Official Ninja Homepage" warning lame music, turn
your speakers down low.. but you've gotta read it, its hilarious Sent in by: Smash
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| "Tombstone
Fuck You" I'm not sure if i've posted this before,
but i definatly want something like this; from the Royale Tennebaums
"So-and-so died saving his family from a sinking battleship".
ps. if you havn't see the Royale Tennenbaums, you must see it, its hilariously
wierd :) Sent in by: Brill
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| "Bonsai
Kitten - G4 Cube Kitten" ghaha, the next installment
from Bonsai Kitten :) Fitting a cat into an Apple G4 Cube :) hehehe Sent in by: Servo
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